• Re: Block IP Address

    From Mortifis@VERT/ALLEYCAT to David on Tuesday, February 19, 2019 03:46:18
    On 2019 Feb 18 20:16:36, you wrote to All:

    I have another question regarding binkit.

    ok...

    I know with the BINKD daemon (redundancy alert!!) one can add an "include" statement to include other configuration files, such as the binkd.txt or similar file.

    yes... i used to include binkd.txt followed by my myconnects.txt which had the session level passwords (and file boxes) set in it...

    Does binkit allow for such inclusion of these binkd-styled nodelist files,

    no...

    or is that what the nodelist entry is in ECHOCFG?

    no... that's for regular FTN St. Louis formatted nodelists... binkit doesn't use the binkd style nodelist...

    so what you do is to put the normal nodelist somewhere and define that in echocfg... binkit should use the defined host/domain name from echocfg or, and i'm not totally sure about this (yet) it'll look up the node in the nodelist and use what it finds there for the connection... i've been planning to test this to be sure but i think i have at least one or two linked system definitions that i have not placed a connect domain in... all mail that arrives
    here is delivered instead of being held so those ones appear to be working but again, i need to test further to be absolutely sure...

    this is also tied into tickit in that for the FDN area definition that brings you TICs with nodelists, you can add a handler entry so that when the nodelist comes in and tickit processes it, it'll extract the nodelist from the archive and put it in the defined directory with the name you defined in echocfg... that'll automatically update the nodelist when it arrives...

    I use to know how to do all that stuff back int he day using FrontDoor 2.12 and
    SBBSecho, it seems a lot more complicated to setup now-a-days :/

    I can barely keep up with Dove-Net let alone 10 million FTN conferences :-P

    2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 left turns will get you back on the freeway!

    ---
    þ Synchronet þ AlleyCat! BBS - http://alleycat.synchro.net:81
  • From Mortifis@VERT/ALLEYCAT to mark lewis on Tuesday, February 19, 2019 16:17:28
    On 2019 Feb 19 05:46:18, you wrote to David:

    I use to know how to do all that stuff back int he day using FrontDoor 2.12 and SBBSecho, it seems a lot more complicated to setup now-a-days :/

    it isn't... it is just that sbbs isn't quite as homogenized as other FTN solutions... all the parts are there but one has to know about them and how to get them set up... i'd probably still be struggling a bit if it were for hosting max's sbbs setup starting back in 2015...

    I can barely keep up with Dove-Net let alone 10 million FTN
    conferences :-P

    hahahaha... there's not that many echos in fidonet that have any traffic... i generally log into the BBS once a day to read unread messages sent to me... once a week i may read the posts via a new scan of the groups... some areas didn't take long to add to my bypass list ;)

    huh! I think that is my point; though, nostalgia is a good thing for those to whom nostalgia applies, nostalgia is just that, nostalgia ... for me, instead of going through the arduous process of setting up an FTN node(s) for various traffic, I'd be just as happy to log.onto a board that has has the tenacity to do so :-P

    Kudos, Brah

    2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 left turns will get you back on the freeway!

    ---
    þ Synchronet þ AlleyCat! BBS - http://alleycat.synchro.net:81
  • From DaiTengu@VERT/ENSEMBLE to Mortifis on Wednesday, February 20, 2019 13:16:18
    Re: Re: Block IP Address
    By: Mortifis to David on Tue Feb 19 2019 05:46 am

    I use to know how to do all that stuff back int he day using FrontDoor 2.12 and
    SBBSecho, it seems a lot more complicated to setup now-a-days :/

    Setting up FD was my first forray into writing Batch files. I wonder, to this day, if it's why I dislike coding/scripting so much.

    Once you get the hang of everything it's pretty easy. Just a lot of separate moving parts.

    I can barely keep up with Dove-Net let alone 10 million FTN conferences :-P

    Honestly, there's probably only 10 or so active FidoNet echos, and only 2 of them that aren't full of discussions about politics. If you combine the non-FidoNet FTN networks together, I don't think they get half of the traffic Dove-Net does each day.




    DaiTengu

    ... The quickest way to make your own anti-freeze is to hide her nightie.

    ---
    þ Synchronet þ War Ensemble BBS - The sport is war, total war - warensemble.com
  • From Mortifis@VERT/ALLEYCAT to DaiTengu on Wednesday, February 20, 2019 18:26:50
    Re: Re: Block IP Address
    By: Mortifis to David on Tue Feb 19 2019 05:46 am

    I use to know how to do all that stuff back int he day using FrontDoor 2.12 and
    SBBSecho, it seems a lot more complicated to setup now-a-days :/

    Setting up FD was my first forray into writing Batch files. I wonder, to this day, if it's why I dislike coding/scripting so much.

    Once you get the hang of everything it's pretty easy. Just a lot of separate moving parts.

    I can barely keep up with Dove-Net let alone 10 million FTN conferences :-P

    Honestly, there's probably only 10 or so active FidoNet echos, and only 2 of them that aren't full of discussions about politics. If you combine the non-FidoNet FTN networks together,

    guess I'll have to sign up on yer board and check it out ... I'll bring my stir stick :-Þ

    2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 left turns will get you back on the freeway!

    ---
    þ Synchronet þ AlleyCat! BBS - http://alleycat.synchro.net:81
  • From poindexter FORTRAN@VERT/REALITY to DaiTengu on Wednesday, February 20, 2019 14:23:07
    Re: Re: Block IP Address
    By: DaiTengu to Mortifis on Wed Feb 20 2019 03:16 pm

    Setting up FD was my first forray into writing Batch files. I wonder, to this day, if it's why I dislike coding/scripting so much.

    Oh, man - the first time I had FrontDoor exiting for mail events, callers at the correct speed, exiting for maintenance, compiling nodelists and for backup, I felt exhilarated. It had always seemed to error out or I'd run maintenance manually.

    ---
    þ Synchronet þ realitycheckBBS -- http://realitycheckBBS.org
  • From Mortifis@VERT/ALLEYCAT to DaiTengu on Wednesday, February 20, 2019 19:23:28
    Re: Re: Block IP Address
    By: Mortifis to David on Tue Feb 19 2019 05:46 am

    I use to know how to do all that stuff back int he day using FrontDoor 2.12 and
    SBBSecho, it seems a lot more complicated to setup now-a-days :/

    Setting up FD was my first forray into writing Batch files. I wonder, to this day, if it's why I dislike coding/scripting so much.

    I'm just sayin' :-)


    Once you get the hang of everything it's pretty easy. Just a lot of separate moving parts.

    After 25 or so years of not having FTN, the only moving parts I am concerned about are in my 22 wheeler lol

    2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 left turns will get you back on the freeway!

    ---
    þ Synchronet þ AlleyCat! BBS - http://alleycat.synchro.net:81
  • From DaiTengu@VERT/ENSEMBLE to Mortifis on Wednesday, February 20, 2019 18:40:55
    Re: Re: Block IP Address
    By: Mortifis to DaiTengu on Wed Feb 20 2019 08:26 pm

    Honestly, there's probably only 10 or so active FidoNet echos, and
    only 2 of them that aren't full of discussions about politics. If you
    combine the non-FidoNet FTN networks together,

    guess I'll have to sign up on yer board and check it out ... I'll bring my stir stick :-Þ

    Sometimes I go months without reading anything from Fidonet, and other times I'll write a dozen messages a day. I always enjoy shit-stirrers. :)

    DaiTengu

    ... If man were immortal, do you realise what his meat bills would be?

    ---
    þ Synchronet þ War Ensemble BBS - The sport is war, total war - warensemble.com
  • From Tony Langdon@VERT to DaiTengu on Thursday, February 21, 2019 11:55:00
    On 02-20-19 15:16, DaiTengu wrote to Mortifis <=-

    Honestly, there's probably only 10 or so active FidoNet echos, and
    only 2 of them that aren't full of discussions about politics. If you combine the non-FidoNet FTN networks together, I don't think they get
    half of the traffic Dove-Net does each day.

    I'd say FSX is on a par with DOVE for activity. :)


    ... I'll have what the guy in the ambulance had...
    === MultiMail/Win v0.51
    --- SBBSecho 3.03-Linux
    * Origin: Freeway BBS Bendigo,Australia freeway.apana.org.au (3:633/410)
    þ Synchronet þ Vertrauen þ Home of Synchronet þ [vert/cvs/bbs].synchro.net
  • From DaiTengu@VERT/ENSEMBLE to Tony Langdon on Wednesday, February 20, 2019 22:23:31
    Re: Re: Block IP Address
    By: Tony Langdon to DaiTengu on Thu Feb 21 2019 01:55 pm

    Honestly, there's probably only 10 or so active FidoNet echos, and
    only 2 of them that aren't full of discussions about politics. If
    you combine the non-FidoNet FTN networks together, I don't think
    they get half of the traffic Dove-Net does each day.

    I'd say FSX is on a par with DOVE for activity. :)


    Hmm, maybe I'll have to connect up to that...

    DaiTengu

    ... Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie! till you can find a rock.

    ---
    þ Synchronet þ War Ensemble BBS - The sport is war, total war - warensemble.com
  • From mark lewis@VERT to Mortifis on Thursday, February 21, 2019 08:56:06
    On 2019 Feb 20 21:23:28, you wrote to DaiTengu:

    Once you get the hang of everything it's pretty easy. Just a lot of
    separate moving parts.

    After 25 or so years of not having FTN, the only moving parts I am concerned about are in my 22 wheeler lol

    you have three drive axles or three on your trailer?

    )\/(ark

    Always Mount a Scratch Monkey
    Do you manage your own servers? If you are not running an IDS/IPS yer doin' it wrong...
    ... My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
    ---
    * Origin: (1:3634/12.73)
    þ Synchronet þ Vertrauen þ Home of Synchronet þ [vert/cvs/bbs].synchro.net
  • From Mortifis@VERT/ALLEYCAT to mark lewis on Thursday, February 21, 2019 11:23:06
    On 2019 Feb 20 21:23:28, you wrote to DaiTengu:

    Once you get the hang of everything it's pretty easy. Just a lot of
    separate moving parts.

    After 25 or so years of not having FTN, the only moving parts I am concerned about are in my 22 wheeler lol

    you have three drive axles or three on your trailer?

    Usually 3 on the trailer but when I pull B-Train I have 30 wheels under me. I rarely pull a tandem trailer these days as they cannot handle the weight I haul



    2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 left turns will get you back on the freeway!

    ---
    þ Synchronet þ AlleyCat! BBS - http://alleycat.synchro.net:81
  • From Tony Langdon@VERT to DaiTengu on Friday, February 22, 2019 13:14:00
    On 02-20-19 20:40, DaiTengu wrote to Mortifis <=-

    Sometimes I go months without reading anything from Fidonet, and other times I'll write a dozen messages a day. I always enjoy shit-stirrers.
    :)

    Haha friendly shit stirring can be fun. ;)


    ... Frisbyterian: when you die, your soul goes up on the roof
    === MultiMail/Win v0.51
    --- SBBSecho 3.03-Linux
    * Origin: Freeway BBS Bendigo,Australia freeway.apana.org.au (3:633/410)
    þ Synchronet þ Vertrauen þ Home of Synchronet þ [vert/cvs/bbs].synchro.net
  • From Tony Langdon@VERT to DaiTengu on Friday, February 22, 2019 13:26:00
    On 02-21-19 00:23, DaiTengu wrote to Tony Langdon <=-

    I'd say FSX is on a par with DOVE for activity. :)

    Hmm, maybe I'll have to connect up to that...

    Well worth your while. Both are great nets.


    ... Yeah, but can a Pontiac do Warp 9?
    === MultiMail/Win v0.51
    --- SBBSecho 3.03-Linux
    * Origin: Freeway BBS Bendigo,Australia freeway.apana.org.au (3:633/410)
    þ Synchronet þ Vertrauen þ Home of Synchronet þ [vert/cvs/bbs].synchro.net
  • From Daryl Stout@VERT to POINDEXTER FORTRAN on Thursday, February 21, 2019 09:24:00
    Oh, man - the first time I had FrontDoor exiting for mail events, callers at PF>the correct speed, exiting for maintenance, compiling nodelists and for back PF>I felt exhilarated. It had always seemed to error out or I'd run maintenance PF>manually.

    Yep...did it on dial-up with FrontDoor and InterMail.

    And the sound of a modem answering a call...music to a Sysop's ears.

    Daryl

    ===
    þ OLX 1.53 þ I have CRAFT Disease: Can't Remember a Friggin' Thing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.06-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
    þ Synchronet þ Vertrauen þ Home of Synchronet þ [vert/cvs/bbs].synchro.net
  • From Mortifis@VERT/ALLEYCAT to Daryl Stout on Friday, February 22, 2019 12:16:36
    Oh, man - the first time I had FrontDoor exiting for mail events, callers at PF>the correct speed, exiting for maintenance, compiling nodelists and for back PF>I felt exhilarated. It had always seemed to error out or I'd run maintenance PF>manually.

    Yep...did it on dial-up with FrontDoor and InterMail.

    And the sound of a modem answering a call...music to a Sysop's ears.

    I remember getting a little excited when I heard the modem squeal for an incoming call ... I actually had BGFAX as a main front-end then if it was not an incoming fax it would pass it off to Front Door and if it was not a FidoNet query it would pass it off to the BBS ... I was younger and my brain worked better in those days .... though I actually ended marrying one of my callers ... that's why I have page SysOP turned off now LOL

    2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 left turns will get you back on the freeway!

    ---
    þ Synchronet þ AlleyCat! BBS - http://alleycat.synchro.net:81
  • From poindexter FORTRAN@VERT/REALITY to Daryl Stout on Friday, February 22, 2019 11:20:02
    Re: Re: Block IP Address
    By: Daryl Stout to POINDEXTER FORTRAN on Thu Feb 21 2019 11:24 am

    And the sound of a modem answering a call...music to a Sysop's ears.

    What wasn't music to my ears was the time I left to go to a training class out of town. The modem hung shortly after I left, and FrontDoor tried in vain to reset the modem, then did it's little morse code SOS, and the batch file restarted. 90 seconds later, SOS and restart... and so on, and so on, for 3 days. My neighbors must have heard it...

    ---
    þ Synchronet þ realitycheckBBS -- http://realitycheckBBS.org
  • From Digital Man@VERT to poindexter FORTRAN on Friday, February 22, 2019 16:12:08
    Re: Re: Block IP Address
    By: poindexter FORTRAN to Daryl Stout on Fri Feb 22 2019 01:20 pm

    Re: Re: Block IP Address
    By: Daryl Stout to POINDEXTER FORTRAN on Thu Feb 21 2019 11:24 am

    And the sound of a modem answering a call...music to a Sysop's ears.

    What wasn't music to my ears was the time I left to go to a training class out of town. The modem hung shortly after I left, and FrontDoor tried in vain to reset the modem, then did it's little morse code SOS, and the batch file restarted. 90 seconds later, SOS and restart... and so on, and so on, for 3 days. My neighbors must have heard it...

    I remember that FrontDoor SOS abend sound vividly. I also ran InterMail, which was a fork of FD, so I'm not sure if maybe it was InterMail at that time, but I didn't immediately recognize it as a SOS morse code. Cute feature.

    digital man

    This Is Spinal Tap quote #18:
    Sustain, listen to it. Don't hear anything. You would though were it playing. Norco, CA WX: 51.2øF, 40.0% humidity, 2 mph ESE wind, 0.00 inches rain/24hrs

    ---
    þ Synchronet þ Vertrauen þ Home of Synchronet þ [vert/cvs/bbs].synchro.net
  • From Daryl Stout@VERT to TONY LANGDON on Friday, February 22, 2019 11:24:00
    Tony,

    Haha friendly shit stirring can be fun. ;)

    Especially if you work at a place that analyzes all the stool samples
    sent it. :P

    Daryl

    ===
    þ OLX 1.53 þ "Farfrompoopin'" - German word for constipation.
    --- SBBSecho 3.06-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
    þ Synchronet þ Vertrauen þ Home of Synchronet þ [vert/cvs/bbs].synchro.net
  • From Mortifis@VERT/ALLEYCAT to Daryl Stout on Sunday, February 24, 2019 06:54:51
    þ OLX 1.53 þ "Farfrompoopin'" - German word for constipation.

    LOL

    2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 left turns will get you back on the freeway!

    ---
    þ Synchronet þ AlleyCat! BBS - http://alleycat.synchro.net:81
  • From Tony Langdon@VERT to Daryl Stout on Monday, February 25, 2019 09:34:00
    On 02-22-19 13:24, Daryl Stout wrote to TONY LANGDON <=-

    Tony,

    Haha friendly shit stirring can be fun. ;)

    Especially if you work at a place that analyzes all the stool samples sent it. :P

    Hahaha, now you really are talking shit. :P


    ... Helicopters can't really fly, they are so ugly the earth repels them.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.51
    --- SBBSecho 3.03-Linux
    * Origin: Freeway BBS Bendigo,Australia freeway.apana.org.au (3:633/410)
    þ Synchronet þ Vertrauen þ Home of Synchronet þ [vert/cvs/bbs].synchro.net
  • From Daryl Stout@VERT to MORTIFIS on Sunday, February 24, 2019 01:05:00
    I remember getting a little excited when I heard the modem squeal for an M>incoming call ... I actually had BGFAX as a main front-end then if it was not M>an incoming fax it would pass it off to Front Door and if it was not a FidoNe M>query it would pass it off to the BBS ... I was younger and my brain worked M>better in those days .... though I actually ended marrying one of my callers M>... that's why I have page SysOP turned off now LOL

    You and I had a lot in common.

    I had BGFAX at the frontend, but then moved it to the back end behind FrontDoor, then InterMail.

    I met the woman who became my wife (and Co-Sysop) on a BBS that was
    run by the computer science department at the University Of Arkansas at
    Little Rock. I got a Bachelor of Arts in Radio/TV/Film there...she got
    her Masters Degree in Psychology there (her Bachelor's Degree in
    Psychology was obtained from Cornell University). The college and
    computer science department are still there...the BBS is long gone. I do
    have a bulletin over here of "long gone Arkansas BBS's".

    We were friends for 17 1/2 years, and never thought about marriage;
    let alone to each other. We hit it off in 2002, got married in 2003; but tragically, I lost her to a heart attack 3 weeks shy of our 4th
    anniversary in 2007 (she had a defective aortic heart valve since
    birth), and was only 48 when she died. I didn't marry for the first time
    until I was 43, but never dreamed that I'd be a widower at 47...and I
    never remarried...even at 12 years after her death. With taking care of
    the things with my elderly Mom in a nursing home right now, re-marriage
    is the least of my worries.

    On the BBS, she and I competed in several doorgames, and while she was
    a great winner, she sure was a sore loser. <G>

    Daryl

    ===
    þ OLX 1.53 þ 2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do!
    --- SBBSecho 3.06-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
    þ Synchronet þ Vertrauen þ Home of Synchronet þ [vert/cvs/bbs].synchro.net
  • From Daryl Stout@VERT to POINDEXTER FORTRAN on Sunday, February 24, 2019 00:28:00
    What wasn't music to my ears was the time I left to go to a training class o PF>of town. The modem hung shortly after I left, and FrontDoor tried in vain to PF>reset the modem, then did it's little morse code SOS, and the batch file PF>restarted. 90 seconds later, SOS and restart... and so on, and so on, for 3 PF>days. My neighbors must have heard it...

    That was the BBS having a case of separation anxiety, whenever the
    Sysop went away. I know of several Sysops (including myself) who have experienced this. :P

    Daryl

    ===
    þ OLX 1.53 þ 3 kinds of people: those who can count, & those who can't
    --- SBBSecho 3.06-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
    þ Synchronet þ Vertrauen þ Home of Synchronet þ [vert/cvs/bbs].synchro.net
  • From Mortifis@VERT/ALLEYCAT to Daryl Stout on Monday, February 25, 2019 06:45:51
    I remember getting a little excited when I heard the modem squeal for an M>incoming call ... I actually had BGFAX as a main front-end then if it was not M>an incoming fax it would pass it off to Front Door and if it was not a FidoNe M>query it would pass it off to the BBS ... I was younger and my brain worked M>better in those days .... though I actually ended marrying one of my callers M>... that's why I have page SysOP turned off now LOL

    You and I had a lot in common.

    I had BGFAX at the frontend, but then moved it to the back end behind FrontDoor, then InterMail.

    So sorry to hear about your wife :(

    2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 left turns will get you back on the freeway!

    ---
    þ Synchronet þ AlleyCat! BBS - http://alleycat.synchro.net:81
  • From Daryl Stout@VERT to TONY LANGDON on Tuesday, February 26, 2019 09:32:00
    Tony,

    Haha friendly shit stirring can be fun. ;)

    Especially if you work at a place that analyzes all the stool samples sent it. :P

    Hahaha, now you really are talking shit. :P

    In one of the message areas (and information doors) on the BBS, which
    are both entitled "The Doctor Is In", there is an article on "The Scoop
    on Poop".

    Now, years ago, folks would talk about their bowel and bladder habits,
    and not say a word about sex...now, it's the other way around!!

    Yet, colon cancer is the second greatest killer right behind (no pun intended) heart disease and breast cancer...but unlike most cancers,
    it's also one of the most preventable.

    Admittedly, the prep work is a PITA (especially if you have hemorrhoids...part of having a job where you sit for a long period of
    time, such as an OTR Truck Driver, or from women having babies), but I'd
    rather know they caught something early, or found benign polyps, but no
    cancer (which has been the case with me several times)...rather than to
    go in and find out "you only have 2 weeks left to live".

    Now, if I could convert the flatulence afterwards to fuel for the
    vehicle, I'd buy a few palates of Bush's Baked Beans, get the secret
    formula from Duke (or whoever will play him now...the original one
    passed away), and tell OPEC what they could do with their gas
    prices...which jumped 15 cents a gallon here the other day!!

    Daryl

    ===
    þ OLX 1.53 þ A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
    --- SBBSecho 3.06-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
    þ Synchronet þ Vertrauen þ Home of Synchronet þ [vert/cvs/bbs].synchro.net
  • From Daryl Stout@VERT to MORTIFIS on Tuesday, February 26, 2019 09:32:00
    So sorry to hear about your wife :(

    Thanks...hard to believe it has been almost 12 years since I lost her.

    Daryl

    ===
    þ OLX 1.53 þ A soldier surviving mustard gas is a seasoned veteran.
    --- SBBSecho 3.06-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
    þ Synchronet þ Vertrauen þ Home of Synchronet þ [vert/cvs/bbs].synchro.net
  • From Tony Langdon@VERT to Daryl Stout on Wednesday, February 27, 2019 16:49:00
    On 02-26-19 11:32, Daryl Stout wrote to TONY LANGDON <=-

    Yet, colon cancer is the second greatest killer right behind (no pun intended) heart disease and breast cancer...but unlike most cancers,
    it's also one of the most preventable.

    Yeah the government here is trying to screen as many over 50s as possible, to increase the rate of early detection. They send out home sampling kits when you turn 50 and at regular intervals after that.

    Now, if I could convert the flatulence afterwards to fuel for the vehicle, I'd buy a few palates of Bush's Baked Beans, get the secret formula from Duke (or whoever will play him now...the original one
    passed away), and tell OPEC what they could do with their gas prices...which jumped 15 cents a gallon here the other day!!

    LOL


    ... Mind... Mind... Let's see, I had one of those around here someplace.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.51
    --- SBBSecho 3.03-Linux
    * Origin: Freeway BBS Bendigo,Australia freeway.apana.org.au (3:633/410)
    þ Synchronet þ Vertrauen þ Home of Synchronet þ [vert/cvs/bbs].synchro.net
  • From poindexter FORTRAN@VERT/REALITY to Daryl Stout on Wednesday, February 27, 2019 10:08:24
    Re: Re: $h!+ Stirring
    By: Daryl Stout to TONY LANGDON on Tue Feb 26 2019 11:32 am

    Now, years ago, folks would talk about their bowel and bladder habits,
    and not say a word about sex...now, it's the other way around!!

    Jamie Lee Curtis was on a podcast recently, where when talking about her career she mentioned becoming spokesman for a yogurt "that helps you poop".

    She said it made her a decent income and allowed her to be home with her kids, but she didn't expect people to stop her on the street and tell her about their poop and how the yogurt had helped...

    ---
    þ Synchronet þ realitycheckBBS -- http://realitycheckBBS.org
  • From Daryl Stout@VERT to TONY LANGDON on Wednesday, February 27, 2019 23:37:00
    Tony,

    Yeah the government here is trying to screen as many over 50s as possible, t TL>increase the rate of early detection. They send out home sampling kits when TL>you turn 50 and at regular intervals after that.

    They don't do that here...but once you turn 50, the doctors start
    "pushing the need to have one". When I had my last one, an elderly woman
    in her mid 80's, was having her first one done. The gastrointerologist
    was obviously rather annoyed with her for waiting so long.

    Now, if I could convert the flatulence afterwards to fuel for the vehicle, I'd buy a few palates of Bush's Baked Beans, get the secret formula from Duke (or whoever will play him now...the original one passed away), and tell OPEC what they could do with their gas prices...which jumped 15 cents a gallon here the other day!!

    LOL

    Or like comedians Jeff Foxworthy, and Bill Engvall's reactions were
    after a colonoscopy:

    Jeff: "I went to career day in high school. Nobody told me that you
    could get paid good money for rating farts on a clipboard. I've got
    friends who'll do that all the time for free. But, she (the nurse,
    standing there with a pen and a clipboard) wants me to do this, and I
    need to do this. But, I was raised in the South...and my Momma taught me
    never to do that in front of a woman, especially in front of a woman you
    don't know".

    So he says "I lock up", and the nurse has him "get on all fours in the
    bed, and he said as soon as he "assumed the position", he knew it'd
    work. He thought back to his wife's LaMaz (sp?) classes, and the "big push"...adding "What came out of me, was so loud, and so long, that Fred Flintstone clocked out of work!!".

    He asked the nurse "May I go home now??", and she replied "Please
    do!!". :P

    Bill Engvall: He quietly asked his wife if he farted (like the chorus of frogs), and she replied "Like a beached whale!!". :P

    He said "We're not talking about ''Little Johnny squeezed out a toot
    fart!! We're talking about bullfrogs being run over by a Mack Truck. Disgusting!!".

    I knew a guy who had eaten chili dogs and pinto beans for dinner
    before a basketball game. He was definitely part of "the wind section".

    Daryl

    ===
    þ OLX 1.53 þ Windbreaker: A Poot Suit.
    --- SBBSecho 3.06-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
    þ Synchronet þ Vertrauen þ Home of Synchronet þ [vert/cvs/bbs].synchro.net
  • From Daryl Stout@VERT to POINDEXTER FORTRAN on Wednesday, February 27, 2019 22:49:00
    Jamie Lee Curtis was on a podcast recently, where when talking about her car PF>she mentioned becoming spokesman for a yogurt "that helps you poop".

    She said it made her a decent income and allowed her to be home with her kid PF>but she didn't expect people to stop her on the street and tell her about th PF>poop and how the yogurt had helped...

    I missed that one. But, I understand that eating a large amount of
    Rama Noodles will "constipate you like morphine, etc. does".

    A friend of mine's 2 daughters did just that years ago, and with them
    in severe pain, he took them to the Emergency Room. They told him "Your daughters are full of $h!+"...and he said "I'd go in the bathroom, and
    the toilet had a turd as big as a battleship!!". :P Several months back,
    I saw a picture on Facebook, where a Rama Noodles truck crashed, and
    lost its load. I tagged him in the photo, and added "And you know why".

    He replied "My daughters will be absolutely heartbroken". <G>

    Daryl

    ===
    þ OLX 1.53 þ Windows Vista7Up Virus: Renders 16-bit programs useless.
    --- SBBSecho 3.06-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
    þ Synchronet þ Vertrauen þ Home of Synchronet þ [vert/cvs/bbs].synchro.net
  • From Tony Langdon@VERT to Daryl Stout on Thursday, February 28, 2019 19:27:00
    On 02-28-19 01:37, Daryl Stout wrote to TONY LANGDON <=-

    Or like comedians Jeff Foxworthy, and Bill Engvall's reactions were after a colonoscopy:

    LOL :D


    ... Too many pray for peace with their fists clenched.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.51
    --- SBBSecho 3.03-Linux
    * Origin: Freeway BBS Bendigo,Australia freeway.apana.org.au (3:633/410)
    þ Synchronet þ Vertrauen þ Home of Synchronet þ [vert/cvs/bbs].synchro.net