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On 03 Jul 2020, August Abolins said the following...

Cat? Dog?

That Doge!

Jay

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Hi August,

On 2020-07-03 09:16:00, you wrote to All:

Cat? Dog?

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Re: cat or dog?
By: August Abolins to All on Fri Jul 03 2020 09:16:00

Cat? Dog?

pig...


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Mark,

Cat? Dog?

pig...

When my late wife saw a pig, she said the first four words
that came to mind were "ham, bacon, pork, sausage". <G>

Now, all we need are tomatoes, biscuits and sausage gravy,
eggs, a pitcher of orange juice, and breakfast is served!! <G>

Daryl

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Cat? Dog?

pig...

When my late wife saw a pig, she said the first four words
that came to mind were "ham, bacon, pork, sausage". <G>

Nah...what comes to mind is a companion some people used to destroy the house that got foreclosed by the bank. Good piggy!

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Don,

Nah...what comes to mind is a companion some people used to destroy the house that got foreclosed by the bank. Good piggy!

I have a picture over here of an emaciated, malnourished, porker...
where you could see his ribs. It was a piggy bank woefully low on
money. <G>

Daryl

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Nah...what comes to mind is a companion some people used to destroy t house that got foreclosed by the bank. Good piggy!

I have a picture over here of an emaciated, malnourished, porker... where you could see his ribs. It was a piggy bank woefully low on
money. <G>

Yep. Just read a story about another porker from Oklahoma City who refused to wear a mask into a shoe store...assaulted the employees & left screaming.
Just like when Bart/Lisa headed to summer camp...kept saying "Not Oklahoma"
in a chant & when I found out that's where it was..."D'oh".
Fortunately...being the Okie rocket scientist it was...left her license &
such on the counter for the employee to give to the police.

Have to work this evening...but at least that will give me a smile &
something to talk about.

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Don,

I have a picture over here of an emaciated, malnourished, porker... where you could see his ribs. It was a piggy bank woefully low on
money. <G>

Yep. Just read a story about another porker from Oklahoma City who
refused to wear a mask into a shoe store...assaulted the employees &
left screaming. Just like when Bart/Lisa headed to summer camp...kept saying "Not Oklahoma" in a chant & when I found out that's where it was..."D'oh". Fortunately...being the Okie rocket scientist it
was...left her license & such on the counter for the employee to give
to the police.

That's like the guy who holds up the bank in his work uniform, and
uses the back of his deposit ticket as a stick-up note. <G>

Have to work this evening...but at least that will give me a smile & something to talk about.

There is so little to laugh at nowadays. I saw 2 hilarious files in
the D-Star Trains And Railroads Net Facebook Group that I moderate. I
am also the Net Control (Conductor) for that net, which meets on the
QuadNet Array every Friday at 8pm Eastern Time, on the amateur radio
modes of D-Star, DMR, WIRES, and System Fusion...plus taking checkins
on the mode of D-Rats. There is a railroad trivia question, and those
checking in for the first time, can request a commemorative certificate
via email.

Anyway, the files were these, which I've put in the files area on the
BBS for Verified Users.

badstrun.png -- When Street Running Goes Bad. While not that common as
it once was, there are some areas where the railroad tracks go right
down a busy city street. It's known as "street running". The photo
shows a single diesel locomotive, running "engine light" (with no
other cars). The traffic signal is red, but he's moving. The meme
notes that the engineer said to the police officer that "the light
was yellow when I entered the intersection". <G>

redblock.png -- a colorful pair of shorts or a bathing suit, with
what looked like a Burlington Northern Santa Fe (BNSF) locomotive
on the front, and the words "STOP LOOKING AT MY TRAIN!!". <BG>

I roared with laughter, especially on the second one.

Daryl, WX4QZ

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Hello mark!

** On Monday 06.07.20 - 12:33, mark lewis wrote to August Abolins:

Re: cat or dog?
By: August Abolins to All on Fri Jul 03 2020 09:16:00

Cat? Dog?

pig...

Hmmm. Or, a fat chow chow?

Meanwhile, here's a pretty funny clip:

https://youtu.be/e8QtsyNXvFg

"Obstacle Challenge CAT vs DOG"


Apparently, there are others in a series, same players, but different obstacles. Wish I had unlimited internet so waste bandwidth on some of these.


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was..."D'oh". Fortunately...being the Okie rocket scientist it was...left her license & such on the counter for the employee to give to the police.

That's like the guy who holds up the bank in his work uniform, and
uses the back of his deposit ticket as a stick-up note. <G>

Oh yeah! The best one has to be the idiot on camera at 1 AM using a cinder block to break the front window of Radio Shack. Just bounces back & nails him.

badstrun.png -- When Street Running Goes Bad. While not that common as
it once was, there are some areas where the railroad tracks go right
down a busy city street. It's known as "street running". The photo

Have that downtown here. It's where I took the only tumble on my bike crossing the track during drizzle.

what looked like a Burlington Northern Santa Fe (BNSF) locomotive
on the front, and the words "STOP LOOKING AT MY TRAIN!!". <BG>

Like the t-shirt which used to say "Eyes Up Here".

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Don,

That's like the guy who holds up the bank in his work uniform, and
uses the back of his deposit ticket as a stick-up note. <G>

Oh yeah! The best one has to be the idiot on camera at 1 AM using a
cinder block to break the front window of Radio Shack. Just bounces
back & nails him.

The owner got tired of smash and grab break-ins, so he put in hardened plexiglas (sp?). The thug flunked his initiation into the local thieves
guild. <G>

it once was, there are some areas where the railroad tracks go right
down a busy city street. It's known as "street running". The photo

Have that downtown here. It's where I took the only tumble on my bike crossing the track during drizzle.

Folks don't realize how dangerous that can be.

what looked like a Burlington Northern Santa Fe (BNSF) locomotive
on the front, and the words "STOP LOOKING AT MY TRAIN!!". <BG>

Like the t-shirt which used to say "Eyes Up Here".

I just wonder if those shorts have a caboose on the rear. <BG>

Daryl

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cinder block to break the front window of Radio Shack. Just bounces back & nails him.

The owner got tired of smash and grab break-ins, so he put in hardened plexiglas (sp?). The thug flunked his initiation into the local thieves guild. <G>

Was expecting to see his head roll around the parking lot.

Have that downtown here. It's where I took the only tumble on my bike crossing the track during drizzle.

Folks don't realize how dangerous that can be.

Was talking with my roommate who only rides a bicycle & done so for 25 years. He had the same thing happen to him...but he was able to keep upright.

Like the t-shirt which used to say "Eyes Up Here".

I just wonder if those shorts have a caboose on the rear. <BG>

From some of the people from that Wal-Mart site...way too many have several cabooses. Don't get me wrong...like BBW...but when 1 cheek is the same size
as both of mine...that's the limit.

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