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  • Does anyone know how you can make a dog sound like a cat ?

    From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to All on Friday, February 08, 2019 22:41:48
    4 steps:

    1 Soak dog thoroughly in water
    2 Put dripping wet dog in deep-freeze
    3 When thoroughly frozen, recover dog from deepfreeze
    4 Get a chain-saw and cut dog to pieces.
    While you are sawing, dog goes "Mmmeooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

    --- D'Bridge 3.99 SR41
    * Origin: Ceci n'est pas un courriel (2:292/854)
  • From Carol Shenkenberger@1:275/100 to Ward Dossche on Saturday, February 09, 2019 21:22:48
    Re: Does anyone know how you can make a dog sound like a cat ?
    By: Ward Dossche to All on Fri Feb 08 2019 10:41 pm

    4 steps:

    1 Soak dog thoroughly in water
    2 Put dripping wet dog in deep-freeze
    3 When thoroughly frozen, recover dog from deepfreeze
    4 Get a chain-saw and cut dog to pieces.
    While you are sawing, dog goes "Mmmeooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

    Cat finds buddies and plots trip to Europe....

    'No one messes with my doggie brothers!'
    --- SBBSecho 2.12-Win32
    * Origin: telnet://shenks.synchro.net Virginia Beach, VA (1:275/100)