• FidoGazette Vol 13 no 17 Page: 2

    From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to All on Thursday, April 25, 2019 13:33:08
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    Thank you to one of my users, Dave Drum, for this one :)

    The teacher said.

    Let's begin by reviewing some history.

    Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death!'?

    She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright
    foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up:

    "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

    "Very good!

    "Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
    People, shall not perish from the Earth!'?"

    Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln,
    1863."

    "Excellent!" said the teacher continuing.

    "Let's try one a bit more difficult. Who said, 'Ask not what
    your Country can do for you, but what you can do for your
    Country'?"

    Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said:

    "John F. Kennedy, 1961."

    The teacher snapped at her class, "Class, you should be ashamed
    of yourselves. Akio isn't from this Country and he knows more
    about our history than you do."

    She hears a loud whisper:.. "F--k the Japs."

    "Who said that? I want to know right now," she angrily demanded.

    Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."

    At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

    The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! Now, who said
    that?"

    Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime
    Minister, 1991."

    Now furious, the same student yells, "Suck this!"

    Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to
    the teacher. "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

    The teacher fainted.

    As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone
    said, *"Damn, weC«÷re screwed."*

    Little Akio said quietly, "Chuck Schumer, when Trump got elected
    in 2016."

    JK: (groan :) )


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