• FidoGazette Vol 13 no 03 Page: 3

    From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to All on Thursday, January 17, 2019 13:42:50
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    A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
    particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him
    for a couple of dollars for dinner.
    The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,
    "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it
    instead of dinner?"
    "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man
    replied.
    "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man
    asked.
    "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything
    I can get just to stay alive."
    "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of
    food?" the man asked.
    "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played
    golf in 20years!"
    "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district
    instead of food?" the man asked.
    "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the
    homeless man.
    "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.
    Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked
    by my wife."
    The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious
    with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell
    pretty disgusting."
    The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see
    what a man looks like after he has given up beer, gambling, golf,
    and sex."
    ~http://www.jokesoftheday.net/

    FIDOGAZETTE Vol 13 No 03 Page 3 January 16th, 2019


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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JANIS KRACHT on Saturday, January 26, 2019 14:44:00
    Janis,
    The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see
    what a man looks like after he has given up beer, gambling, golf,
    and sex."

    Oh, <expletive!>. ROFLMAO!! I needed that today. <G>

    Daryl

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