• FidoGazette Vol 13 no 25 Page: 2

    From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to All on Wednesday, June 19, 2019 22:08:46
    H U M O R

    Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

    10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in
    the garden because he would not ask for directions.

    9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate
    and hand him the remote.

    8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig
    leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one
    for him.

    7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's,
    dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

    6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the
    garbage on the curb.

    5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be
    able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

    4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where
    he left his tools.

    3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when
    God caught him hiding in the garden.

    2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!

    And the #1 reason why God created Eve...

    1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back,
    scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"

    From http://www.jokesoftheday.net/

    FIDOGAZETTE Vol 13 No 25 Page 2 June 19, 2019


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