Well, it is that time of year again.
Mardi Gras. And you know what that means.
People dress up in costume, and act out
in ways nobody else does anywhere in the
USA. I would say the world, but Brazil
also has its own Mardi Gras celebration,
so Brazilians can't be all bad.
Anyway, the French Quarter has no parades
during Mardi Gras. Except the gay parade,
which is not an official parade. Although
it is very colorful, to say the least.
There are many street performers in the
French Quarter on Mardi Gras. These street
performers really put on an act, all for
free. A few years ago, I saw a group of
very talented young women smoke cigarettes
with their pussies, in broad daylight in
the middle of Bourbon Street. But that
is nothing compared to one supertalented
lady who did the seemingly impossible.
Have you ever seen a female ejaculator?
Trust me when I tell you, the best place
to be is behind the shooter. This is
like, when she is ready to go, she really
explodes. I mean, anyone and everyone
in front of her gets splashed. Truly
amazing what a naked lady can do when she
sets her mind to it, whether on her back
or standing up.
This is truly a sight to behold. Especially
when nobody in the crowd expects it. Wouldn't
Our Nuts, Your Mouth
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