• Great Scott!

    From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to All on Saturday, May 18, 2019 18:48:40
    Hello Everybody,

    Great Scott!

    The unloseable election has been lost.

    The most detestable man in all Australia
    has won the most coveted seat for the second
    time in a row!

    Scott Morrison (no relation to Jim) is the man!

    And that is *not* Fake News!

    With conservatives firmly in control of both
    the USA and the Land of Oz, along with several
    places in Europe, you know what that means!

    FidoNet's favorite sysop, David D., may have
    to return home to KiwiLand, which is ruled by
    a very liberal single woman who just gave birth
    to a wallabe.

    --Lee

    --
    Your Hole Is Our Goal

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  • From Paul Quinn@3:640/1384.125 to Lee Lofaso on Sunday, May 19, 2019 08:49:30
    Hi! Lee,

    On 05/19/2019 02:48 AM, you wrote: to All

    The most detestable man in all Australia
    has won the most coveted seat for the second
    time in a row!
    Scott Morrison (no relation to Jim) is the man!

    Crikey!

    And that is *not* Fake News!

    Stomach-churning, in fact. Or maybe that's the result of deression-depressing overloads of chocolate.

    With conservatives firmly in control of both
    the USA and the Land of Oz, along with several
    places in Europe, you know what that means!

    Evacuate!

    FidoNet's favorite sysop, David D., may have
    to return home to KiwiLand,

    I wanna go with him but my two daughters won't let me.

    Cheers,
    Paul.

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  • From David Drummond@3:640/305 to Lee Lofaso on Sunday, May 19, 2019 14:07:41
    On 19/05/2019 02:48, Lee Lofaso -> All wrote:

    Great Scott!

    The unloseable election has been lost.

    The most detestable man in all Australia
    has won the most coveted seat for the second
    time in a row!

    Scott Morrison (no relation to Jim) is the man!

    Actually, I think Tony Abbott is/was the most detestable man in Aussie politics. He was booted from the leaders position by the party a while back - and now the electorate has tossed him from his electorate.

    He lost to an independent candidate.

    And that is *not* Fake News!

    With conservatives firmly in control of both
    the USA and the Land of Oz, along with several
    places in Europe, you know what that means!

    FidoNet's favorite sysop, David D., may have
    to return home to KiwiLand, which is ruled by
    a very liberal single woman who just gave birth
    to a wallabe.

    In New Zealand too the government has sold out to the USAmerican overlords.

    I think I'll stay here in Australia, being a bigger place it is a little easier
    to avoid the silliness.

    --

    Gang warily
    David

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  • From David Drummond@3:640/305 to Paul Quinn on Sunday, May 19, 2019 14:09:54
    On 19/05/2019 08:49, Paul Quinn -> Lee Lofaso wrote:

    With conservatives firmly in control of both
    the USA and the Land of Oz, along with several
    places in Europe, you know what that means!

    Evacuate!

    I went earlier this morning thanks - felt much better too :)

    FidoNet's favorite sysop, David D., may have
    to return home to KiwiLand,

    I wanna go with him but my two daughters won't let me.

    That's what happens when you give wimmen the vote - they think that they run the place.

    Oh, hang on, they do......

    --

    Gang warily
    David

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to David Drummond on Tuesday, May 21, 2019 01:53:06
    Hello David,

    Great Scott!

    The unloseable election has been lost.

    The most detestable man in all Australia
    has won the most coveted seat for the second
    time in a row!

    Scott Morrison (no relation to Jim) is the man!

    Actually, I think Tony Abbott is/was the most detestable man in Aussie politics. He was booted from the leaders position by the party a while
    back
    - and now the electorate has tossed him from his electorate.

    He lost to an independent candidate.

    Thus making somebody else the most detestable man in Aussia politics.

    And that is *not* Fake News!

    With conservatives firmly in control of both
    the USA and the Land of Oz, along with several
    places in Europe, you know what that means!

    FidoNet's favorite sysop, David D., may have
    to return home to KiwiLand, which is ruled by
    a very liberal single woman who just gave birth
    to a wallabe.

    In New Zealand too the government has sold out to the USAmerican
    overlords.

    Only temporary, allowing maternity leave for dear leader.

    I think I'll stay here in Australia, being a bigger place it is a little easier to avoid the silliness.

    The Orange One needs to go to Oz, probably after playing golf
    in Scotland, after having getting himself kicked off the course
    in Ireland.

    --Lee

    --
    As Good As It Looks

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to David Drummond on Saturday, May 25, 2019 02:06:20
    Hello David,

    Scott Morrison (no relation to Jim) is the man!

    Actually, I think Tony Abbott is/was the most detestable man in
    Aussie
    politics. He was booted from the leaders position by the party a
    while back
    - and now the electorate has tossed him from his electorate.

    He lost to an independent candidate.

    Thus making somebody else the most detestable man in Aussia politics.

    But not the woman who took Tony's electorate.
    [...]

    Women! You can't live without `em, and they can't pee standing up!

    I think I'll stay here in Australia, being a bigger place it is a
    little
    easier to avoid the silliness.

    The Orange One needs to go to Oz, probably after playing golf
    in Scotland, after having getting himself kicked off the course
    in Ireland.

    Maybe one of Australia's "deadly" wildlife members could "entertain"
    him....

    He'd still find a way to cheat and win the tournament.

    --Lee

    --
    Make Sure Your Next Erection Is In Safe Hands

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  • From David Drummond@3:640/305 to Lee Lofaso on Wednesday, May 22, 2019 09:06:27
    On 21/05/2019 09:53, Lee Lofaso -> David Drummond wrote:

    Scott Morrison (no relation to Jim) is the man!

    Actually, I think Tony Abbott is/was the most detestable man in Aussie
    politics. He was booted from the leaders position by the party a while back
    - and now the electorate has tossed him from his electorate.

    He lost to an independent candidate.

    Thus making somebody else the most detestable man in Aussia politics.

    But not the woman who took Tony's electorate.
    [...]

    I think I'll stay here in Australia, being a bigger place it is a little
    easier to avoid the silliness.

    The Orange One needs to go to Oz, probably after playing golf
    in Scotland, after having getting himself kicked off the course
    in Ireland.

    Maybe one of Australia's "deadly" wildlife members could "entertain" him....

    --

    Gang warily
    David

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