• Sweden at War

    From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to All on Tuesday, July 23, 2019 05:42:21
    Hello Everybody,

    Well, it had to happen.

    Sweden at War. Mainly with itself.


    See what I mean? Can't step outside your own house.
    Not even in the daytime. Just like in Beirut.

    Don't believe me? Just ask our editor-in-chief.
    He'll tell you, citing his very own personal accounts.


    Every Bottom Needs A Top

    --- MesNews/
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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to All on Friday, August 23, 2019 18:20:25
    Hello Everybody,

    While our beloved editor-in-chief loves to make us all think
    the USA is the Evil Empire that Ronald Reagan spoke of so long
    ago, the real culprit may be something far different, as shown
    by the url below -


    Yes, my friends. Sweden is at war. Mainly with itself. Who,
    or what, will save it? Is it even possible that Sweden can be

    US President Donald Trump tried to make a deal with Denmark.
    He was willing to trade Puerto Rico for Greenland, thus saving
    the Danes from the same fate as their neighbors from the north.
    These Caribbean Vikings would have been the Danes' first line
    of defense, speaking a language that only they themselves
    could understand.

    In addition, US Vice President Mike Pence tried to save Iceland
    from suffering the same fate. But the prime minister of Iceland -
    another "nasty" woman - decided to spurn Pence's offer by going
    to Sweden in order to attend a trade union conference.

    These Scandinavian women know nothing about politics. And even
    less about war. Think about it. Sweden has become the rape capital
    of the world. And women in Scandinavia blame Trump for all their
    problems? Something is clearly rotten in the state of Denmark -
    as well as in Sweden and all of Scandinavia.

    After the mass shootings in Dayton, Ohio and in El Paso, Texas
    the US President thought about expanding gun background checks.
    And then, after thinking about it, and reviewing the situation
    in Sweden, he called up his pal at the NRA and told him that
    background checks were no longer needed. Unlike Swedes, every
    American would be free to buy as many guns as they wanted, as
    well as stock up with as much ammo as they could afford.

    The USA, with 393 million guns and a population of 320 people,
    will not be cowed by jihadists and other terrorist wannabes.
    Fat Nixon will never allow the USA to become another Sweden.
    We love our guns, and our women too!


    We're Great In Bed

    --- MesNews/
    * Origin: news://eljaco.se (2:203/2)