William Shakespeare was right.
There is something rotten in Denmark.
Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.
COPENHAGEN (The Borowitz Report)—After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal to purchase Greenland, the government of Denmark
has announced that it would be interested in buying the United States
“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during
the Trump regime, pretty much everything in the United States, including
its government, has most definitely been for sale.”
“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its
entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.
A key provision of the purchase offer, the spokesperson said, would be
the relocation of Donald Trump to another country “to be determined,”
with Russia and North Korea cited as possible destinations.
If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian
nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition. “We believe that by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could
be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the
Just think of what this means for our beloved editor. Every USAian
would be a Scandinavian and we could all call him MacBeth, without fear
of him losing his head.
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* Origin: news://eljaco.se