• The Goldfish Funeral

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wednesday, July 29, 2020 00:06:09
    Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor
    peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, He politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

    "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and
    I've just buried him."

    The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a
    goldfish isn't it?'

    Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's
    because he's inside your cat."
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
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