• A Good Night's Sleep

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wednesday, July 29, 2020 00:06:15
    The doctor, who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her
    life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to
    bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As
    the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
    realized she has a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith,
    do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?"

    "Yes, they help me sleep at night."

    "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
    could possibly help you sleep!"

    She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee."Yes, dear, I know
    that but every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of
    orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe
    me, it helps me sleep at night!"
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
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