• A Different Grand Wizard

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wednesday, July 29, 2020 00:06:20
    An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation
    has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible
    lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed
    and do not intend to accept this.

    Now, I want the part who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God
    and this Christian family."

    No one moved.

    The preacher continued. "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this
    is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will
    feel glory. Now, stand and confess your transgression."

    Again, all was quiet.

    Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a
    runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,

    "Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you
    were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends
    that you were a Grand Wizard under the sheets."

    The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation
    roared in laughter!
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