• The Quick Newborn

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Friday, August 28, 2020 16:36:13
    Chris' mother was in the hospital, so he went to visit her, and to
    see his new brother. Chris wandered into a room across the hall,
    which was occupied by a woman with a broken leg.

    "Hello" he said. "How long have you been here??".

    "Oh, about a month".

    "Let me see your baby?", he then asked.

    "I don't have a baby", replied the woman.

    "Gee, you're slow" said Chris. "My Momma's been here just two days,
    and she's got one"!!
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