• Thou Shalt Not Bicycle

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Friday, September 04, 2020 00:05:52
    Two preachers in a small country town were having lunch at a local restaurant. One turned to the other, and commented that he looked very

    The depressed minister explained that he thought that one of his
    congregation had stolen the bicycle that he used to get around town
    with, and it had really become a hardship to get anywhere. The other
    minister told him that the next Sunday, he should preach a sermon on
    The Ten Commandments. When he got to "Thou Shalt Not Steal", the
    Spirit of Conviction will fall so heavily on the perpetrator, that
    he'd confess to his sin, and the preacher would get his bicycle back.

    Thinking that was a great idea, they both looked forward to the next
    Sunday. Sunday came and went, and the two preachers met up again...and
    this was their conversation:

    Preacher 1: "How did it go, Sunday?".

    Preacher 2: "Well, not like I thought it would".

    Preacher 1: "What do you mean?? Didn't you preach the sermon on The
    Ten Commandments??".

    Preacher 2: "Yes, I did...but, I never made it to 'Thou Shalt Not
    Steal', When I got to 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I remembered
    where I had left the bicycle".
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