What Not To Name Your Dog
From Daryl Stout
@1:19/33 to All
on Friday, September 04, 2020 00:06:00
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover, Boy" or such. I call mine
"Sex", and he has caused me a lot of embarassment.
When I went to City Hall to renew his license, I told the clerk that "I'd
like to have a license for Sex"; to which the clerk replied "I'd like to
have one too"!! Then I said, "But, this is a dog"; and he said that he
didn't care what she looked like. Then, I said "You don't understand; I've
had Sex since I was 9 years old"!! The clerk then said "You must've been
quite a kid"!!
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I
told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He told me that every room in the place was for sex. I said
"You don't understand...Sex keeps me awake at night"; & the clerk replied
One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the
dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there. Looking around, I told him that I wanted to have Sex in the contest. He
told me that I should have sold tickets. "But, you don't understand" I
said; "I wanted to have Sex on TV". He called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of
the dog. I said "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married"; and the
judge said "Me too". Then, I told him that after I was married that
Sex left me; and again, he said "Me too".
Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him.
A cop came over to me, and asked "What are you doing in this alley at
4:00 in the morning??"; and I told him "I'm looking for Sex".
My case comes up Friday.
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
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