• P.C. Football

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thursday, September 10, 2020 00:06:06
    The National Football League recently announced a new era. From now
    on, no offensive team names will be permitted. While the owners of
    the team rush to change uniforms and such, the National Football
    League announced, yesterday, its name changes and schedules for the
    '99 season:

    The Washington Native Americans will host the New York Very Tall
    People on opening day.

    Other key games include the Dallas Western-Style Laborers hosting
    the St. Louis Wild Endangered Species, and the Minnesota Plundering
    Norsemen taking on the Green Bay Meat Industry Workers.

    In Week 2, there are several key matchups, highlighted
    by the showdown between the San Francisco Precious Metal
    Enthusiasts and the New Orleans Pretty Good People.

    The Atlanta Birds of Prey will play host to the Philadelphia
    Birds of Prey, while the Seattle Birds of Prey will visit
    the Phoenix Male Finches.

    The Monday night game will pit the Miami Pelagic Percoid Food
    Fishes against the Denver Untamed Beasts of Burden.

    The Cincinnati Large Bangladeshi Carnivorous Mammals will travel
    to Tampa Bay for a clash with the West Indies Free Booters later in
    Week 9.

    And the Detroit Large Carnivorous Cats will play the Chicago Large
    Mountain Mammals.

    Week 9 also features the Indianapolis Young Male Horses at the New
    England Zealous Lovers of Country.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)