• Excuses For Abscence

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Friday, September 25, 2020 00:05:48
    These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling)
    collected by schools from all over the country.

    1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

    2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

    3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,
    32, and also 33.

    4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

    5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of
    a tree, and misplaced his hip.

    6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

    7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt
    in the growing part.

    8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by
    very close veins.

    9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

    10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

    11. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

    12. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

    13. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

    14. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I
    don't know what size she wear.

    15. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get
    the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it
    was Sunday.

    16. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her

    17. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a
    weekend with the Marines.

    18. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could
    not breed well.

    19. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with

    20. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

    21. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

    22. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore
    throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and
    sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever, and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going
    around, her father even got hot last night.

    23. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His
    father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.

    24. Please excuse Johnny for missing school yesterday. He had the [crossed
    out 3 times failed tries to spell diarrhea]...The [Poops].
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