• Wedding Humor

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tuesday, September 29, 2020 00:04:33
    A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked
    the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with "1 John
    4:18" which reads

    "There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear."

    The bakery evidently lost, smudged or otherwise misread
    the noted reference, and beautifully inscribed on the cake
    "John 4:18" ...

    "for you have had five husbands, and the man you have now
    is not your husband."

    -- Michael J. Pastor.


    A couple went to a pastor to see if he'd marry them in
    his church. The future groom asked the pastor to place
    the words "Love, Honor, and Obey" in the marriage vows.
    Curious, the preacher asked why...and the reply was "I
    do everything my fiancee' says, and she wants this in

    After that response, the pastor said that he would marry
    the couple in his church...provided that they remained
    abstinent from sexual relations until the wedding night.
    The couple agreed to it.

    Shortly before the wedding day, the couple came back,
    and confessed that they had failed. The future groom
    lamented that "he saw his future bride on a stool to
    change a light bulb...and when he looked under her
    skirt, passion struck him, and he made love to her".

    The pastor told them that because of that, he could not
    marry them in his church. The future groom said that
    "he couldn't blame him for the decision...the folks at
    Home Depot weren't too happy about it, either".

    -- Reader's Digest


    A nervous groom at the wedding altar asked the preacher
    "Is it kisstomary to cuss the bride??".

    The preacher replied "Not yet...but soon".
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)