• Jimmy Two Shoes

    From Jay Harris@1:229/664.1 to All on Monday, November 07, 2022 17:16:52
    Convicted hitman Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClardy confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field, using only two small porcelain figures.

    Police admit that this may be the first known case of a knick-knack paddy whack.

    --Colin Mochrie, Whose Line Is It Anyway

    ... A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake

    --- Telegard v3.09.g2-sp4/mL
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