• Xmas :D

    From August Abolins@1:396/45.29 to All on Saturday, December 24, 2022 09:20:00
    What kind of music to Christmas elves like? Wrap.

    You don't wanna be trapped in a small room with Santa. You
    could get clausterphobia.

    Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make
    some good points.

    The mall Santa apologized for the long wait, but they are very
    short-staffed today. People usually refer to them as elves.

    Why do disonaurs hide from Santa's reindeer? They're afraid of
    Comet.

    Why was Santa disappointed in Rudolph's report card? He went
    down in history.

    Someone stole all my christmas lights. That's ok though, I'm
    delighted.

    How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing, it's
    on the house.

    Silent Night teaches us that the baby Jesus is like a non-spicy
    chicken nugget. So tender and mild.

    Why don't Chinese kids believe in Santa? 'Cuz they make all
    the toys.

    What did one cooking spice say to the other cooking spice at
    Christmas? It's the most wonderful thyme of the year.

    A broken drum is the best Christmas gift! You can't beat it! :)

    Did you hear about the baby Jesus phone plan? It has immaculate
    reception.

    Some people say they want a cat for Christmas. Most people cook
    a turkey.
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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to August Abolins on Saturday, December 31, 2022 21:42:02
    What kind of music to Christmas elves like? Wrap.
    You don't wanna be trapped in a small room with Santa. You
    could get clausterphobia.
    Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make
    some good points.
    The mall Santa apologized for the long wait, but they are very
    short-staffed today. People usually refer to them as elves.
    Why do disonaurs hide from Santa's reindeer? They're afraid of
    Comet.
    Why was Santa disappointed in Rudolph's report card? He went
    down in history.
    Someone stole all my christmas lights. That's ok though, I'm
    delighted.

    Thanks for gracing us with your presents.

    & a few more for your collection?
    suitable for taglining

    It's the most wine-derful time of the year. Avoiding the elf-phant in the room. Yule be home for Christmas
    Post your gingerbread house on Instagraham? Making a fa-la-la-la-lasting impression Garland to wreath: Happy Holly Days!
    ˘SeasonĂs greetings,÷ said the rosemary to the sage
    Eb Scrooge has Resting Grinch Face
    Your presents is requested
    Hold on for [rein]deer life
    Rudolph the Red knows rain, Dear.
    The Ghost of Christmas Presents is my favorite Christmas ghost Have your elf a merry little Christmas This cocoa is delicious, may I have some myrrh? Having a be-yule-tiful Christmas
    ItĂs impossibell to not feel festive right now Don't leave the fireplace going on 24/12, else you'll get Krisp Kringle Alphabet=26 letters / Elfabet=25 (Noel) I spruced up my living room this Xmas (Fir real!)




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