• Unbearable

    From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to All on Saturday, March 18, 2023 22:55:47
    A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll have a rum............... and coke."

    The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?"

    The bear shrugs, "I was born with them."

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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Jay Harris on Sunday, April 30, 2023 14:54:08
    The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?"
    The bear shrugs, "I was born with them."

    It seems odd that the "inscrutable Chinese" should be the least impregnable nationality, eh?

    I think it's their open-ness policy!

    Q: How do you say "virgin" in Chinese? A: Too young

    which makes me think of another:

    Q: How do you say "virgin" in German? A: Guttentite.

    & another, for some reason:
    BRA(n): over the shoulder boulder holder

    oh, this is why:

    German word for brassiere:
    stoppenderfloppen

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to George Pope on Tuesday, May 02, 2023 15:30:00
    George,

    & another, for some reason:
    BRA(n): over the shoulder boulder holder

    oh, this is why:

    German word for brassiere:
    stoppenderfloppen

    I thought it was "haltsemfromfloppin". <G>

    Things could become rather tit-ilating, with many mammaries produced
    during the breast of times, so we had better nipple this one in the
    bud. <G>

    Speaking of which, here's a cute one on breastfeeding, as seen through
    the eyes of a biology class student.

    Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
    The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth
    70 points, or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to
    think of seven advantages. He wrote:

    1. It is perfect formula for the child.

    2. It provides immunity against several diseases.

    3. It is always the right temperature.

    4. It is inexpensive.

    5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

    6. It is always available as needed.

    And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before
    the bell rang, indicating the end of the test, he wrote...

    7. It comes in two cute containers.

    He got an A. (I would say it was well deserved). <G>

    Another young child, upon seeing his mother breastfeeding his younger sibling, inquired "are there two because there is one for hot and cold
    milk??" <G>.

    Another young black child, seeing a white woman breast feeding her
    little one, wondered if one was for white milk, and the other was for
    chocolate milk. The little one was disappointed when she was told that
    the white woman didn't have "chocolate milk".

    The black girl's mother was embarrassed and apologetic to the white
    boy's mother...but, the white woman told the black woman, "I thought
    it was precious and darling; as she's innocent, and doesn't know any
    better".

    Daryl

    ... PMS jokes aren't funny - period!
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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Friday, May 05, 2023 08:52:58
    German word for brassiere:
    stoppenderfloppen
    I thought it was "haltsemfromfloppin". <G>

    Mine is actual German for "stops the flops"; yours is English. . . ;)

    Things could become rather tit-ilating, with many mammaries produced
    during the breast of times, so we had better nipple this one in the
    bud. <G>

    Nothing wrong with any of that! We are made to appreciate the fun bags, knockers hooters, bosom, boobies, headlights. . . Certain hormones kick in on seeing such, scientifically proven to make us healthier. . .

    1. It is perfect formula for the child.
    2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
    3. It is always the right temperature.
    4. It is inexpensive.
    5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
    6. It is always available as needed.
    And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before
    the bell rang, indicating the end of the test, he wrote...
    7. It comes in two cute containers.

    True enough. . . Those two containers oft are fun for the entire family!

    white milk, chocolate milk -- it's all good!

    Do California cows produce milkshakes?

    How about a few of the breast of show:

    Q: What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts snugly in a tight hole and works best when pulled? A: A Seatbelt.

    Q: Which animal has the biggest breasts? A: A zebra (Z Bra)

    Q: WhatĂs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
    A: One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.

    Q: What do you call a dinosaur's breasts? A: Tyrannosaurus' Pecs.

    Are breast implants made from Mammary Foam?

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