• Kiss my Putt

    From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to All on Saturday, March 25, 2023 08:03:36
    Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment.

    His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks: "Tim, I've been thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs."

    Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

    She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

    "For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife."

    "Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

    "I wasn't," he replied.

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Jay Harris on Monday, March 27, 2023 06:17:00
    Jay,

    "Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

    "I wasn't," he replied.

    The honeymoon is over. :P

    Daryl

    ... Honeymoon: When your spouse flashes their butt cheeks at you.
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