• A Spirited Celebration

    From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to All on Wednesday, March 29, 2023 05:38:01
    A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table.

    His wife asks, "Do you know her?"

    "Yes," sighs the husband. "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

    "My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating
    that long?"

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A49 2023/03/14 (Linux/64)
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