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The Months With A Blond
on Wednesday, July 08, 2020 16:42:35
A blonde's year:
January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March: Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!'
April: Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!!
May: Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June: Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July: Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August: Got locked out of my car in rain storm...... Car swamped
because soft-top was open.
September: The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October: Hate M & M's..... They are so hard to peel.
November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... Instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!
December: Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button
on the stupid phone!!!
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