A blonde's year:

January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!

March: Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!'

April: Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!!

May: Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June: Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July: Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August: Got locked out of my car in rain storm...... Car swamped
because soft-top was open.

September: The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October: Hate M & M's..... They are so hard to peel.

November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... Instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!

December: Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button
on the stupid phone!!!
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
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