• Bumper Stickers And More

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wednesday, July 08, 2020 16:42:44
    Various Bumper Stickers:


    It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.

    This is not an abandoned vehicle.

    It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

    I is a college student.

    The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

    I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

    If money could talk, it would say goodbye.

    No radio. Already stolen.

    I don't care who you are, what you're driving, or where you'd rather be.

    So many pedestrians, so little time.

    Honk if you're illiterate.

    If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

    Car will explode upon impact.

    CAUTION : Driver Singing.

    Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

    Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

    Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.

    I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and
    yelling like the passengers in his car ...

    Montana: At least our cows are sane!

    I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

    It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

    Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

    I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

    If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

    Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

    It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

    Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!

    Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

    3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

    Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

    2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
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