John and Jean, a married couple desperately wanted children but could not have any. They had been married for several years, and one night about midnight they knocked on their pastor's door.
After a few minutes, she came out and said, "I couldn't find
the anointing oil, but I found this 3 in 1 oil." He decided
that he would use it, and God would honor their prayer. So,
he did, and the couple went home.
About 9 months later, he got a call to come to the hospital,
that the couple was going to have a baby, so he went. He arrived,
Daryl Stout wrote to All <=-
On Jun 19th 2:06 am Daryl Stout said...
John and Jean, a married couple desperately wanted children but could
not have any. They had been married for several years, and one night
about midnight they knocked on their pastor's door.
VERY funny! Made me chuckle to myself! :)
Wonder what would've happened it the priest had used Marvel's Mystery Oil???;)
Oh man! Those are great! I'll be telling those!!!
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Wonder what would've happened it the priest had used Marvel's Mystery Oil???;)Well, it's either a boy or a girl...we know that for sure. As for anything else, all bets are off. <G>
Well, it's either a boy or a girl...we know that for sure. As for anything else, all bets are off. <G>
On the other hand...could be half male...half female. Beautiful on the female half & looks just like me on the male half. ;D
On the other hand...could be half male...half female. Beautiful on th female half & looks just like me on the male half. ;DOr one gender on the front, and the other on the back. <G>
On the other hand...could be half male...half female. Beautiful on th female half & looks just like me on the male half. ;DOr one gender on the front, and the other on the back. <G>
Started thinking about that...but we have that already. ;)
Or one gender on the front, and the other on the back. <G>In short, everyone's just a bunch of @$$h01e$. Besides, that's what
Started thinking about that...but we have that already. ;)
the colonoscopy doctors see every day. <G>
In short, everyone's just a bunch of @$$h01e$. Besides, that's what
the colonoscopy doctors see every day. <G>
;D
She basically tells him that they had to put air into the colon
to inflate it, and "you have to give it back before you go home"...
and adds "I have to verify that you do it". At which point, he notices
she has a pen and a clipboard.
LaMaz classes and how she did "the big push"...adding "What came out
of me, was so loud, and so long, that Fred Flintstone clocked out of work!!".
LaMaz classes and how she did "the big push"...adding "What came out
of me, was so loud, and so long, that Fred Flintstone clocked out of work!!".
I know I am still a kid when it comes to something like this. The
Klumps sitting around the dinner table trying to outdo each other had
me laughing so hard that I couldn't keep my eyes open.
Then again...talking about being a gentleman...used to break the smell barrier & hold the sheets over her head. More than once...I was proven wrong that a foot will fit in that area. ;D
Sort of like the joke where the old man decides to play "fart football" in bed...scoring "touchdowns and field goals" (I guess on the length and stench of it).
Well, just before "halftime", he [pooped] the bed, and his wife said "Personal Foul. Targeting. That's An Ejection". <G>
Another time, my late wife and I were otherwise "intimately occupied"
on our Futon, and the dachshund was in his bed next to it. All of a sudden, this horrid stench permeated our nostrils...the dog had dropped
an SBD bomb. I'm practically gagging, and my wife was laughing like
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