• Good News And Bad News

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wednesday, July 29, 2020 00:05:42
    From "Laughter Never Gets Old"...

    Good News and Bad News...


    Good News: You baptized 7 people today in the river.

    Bad News: You lost 2 of them in the current.


    Good News: The women's guild voted to send you a get-well card.

    Bad News: It passed 31 to 30.


    Good News: The elder board accepted your job description the way you
    wrote it.

    Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search
    committee to find somebody capable of filling the position.


    Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things
    the same way you do.

    Bad News: Everyone else in the choir quit.


    Good News: Mrs. Jones is wild about your sermons.

    Bad News: Mrs. Jones is also wild about "The Gong Show", "The 3 Stooges",
    and "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre".

    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
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