You really should have seen that monkey riding that dog ...
Isn't it illegal for Donkeys and Elephants to have sex with each other?
I have thought about this. And it really does take some thinking.
For women to have sex with monkeys, the monkey would have to have
the right size of goods to make her happy. But monkeys have tiny
weenies, and can never truly please any woman. Yes, size really
does matter. Which is why Italians (and Sicilians) always have
Anyway, back to monkeys. On Skull Island, a huge monkey was found.
It was fenced in by a huge wall, and worshipped by the islanders.
Every now and then, the islanders would sacrifice a live woman to
the monkey, who would climb the walls and grab her, then go away
to have his own fun with his catch.
We all know what happened next. The monkey was kidnapped, put on
a freighter, and shipped to New York City. After arrival, it was
put on display, and given a live woman. The monkey knew exactly
what to do. Climb the highest mountain (The Empire State Building)
and have a day. Ann Wray loved it.
A later version of this story has the World Trade Center as being
the hishest mountain. A new remake would have to have Freedom Tower.
This was all caught on film. Sanitized for small children. The
version for mature audiences has only been shown in closed theaters.
Notice Ann Wray was white. And King Kong was black.
White guys in America could not handle the truth. So they did what
they had to do. Sent up a squadron of figher jets, all of them piloted
by white men, and knocked King Kong off his perch.
After examining the remains. white guys learned the truth.
King Kong really did have the biggest dong God ever created.
And Ann Wray was pregnant with his kid.
Who grew up to be President of the United States.
Why not enjoy the go?
* Origin: news://eljaco.se:4119