• Merry Xmas!

    From Aaron Thomas@1:275/99 to All on Saturday, December 24, 2022 23:48:47
    Merry Christmas to all my politics buddies, even if you voted for Joe!

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Aaron Thomas on Sunday, December 25, 2022 14:28:32
    Hello Aaron,

    Merry Christmas to all my politics buddies, even if you voted for Joe!

    Merry Fucking Christmas to you too, buddy!

    Merry Fucking Christmas
    by Mr. Garrison

    I heard there is no Christmas,
    In the silly Middle East.
    No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus.
    They have different religious beliefs.
    They believe in Muhammad,
    And not in our holiday,
    And so every December,
    I go to the Middle East and say...

    Hey there, mister Muslim!
    Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
    Put down that book the Koran,
    And here's some holiday wishes.
    In case you haven't noticed,
    It's Jesus' birthday.
    So get off your heathen Muslim ass,
    And fuckin' celebrate.

    There is no holiday season,
    In India, I've heard.
    They don't hang up their stockings,
    And that is just absurd.
    They never read a Christmas story.
    They don't know what Rudolph is about.
    And that is why every December,
    I'll go to India and shout...

    Hey there, mister Hinduist!
    Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
    Drink eggnog and eat some beef,
    And pass it to the missus.

    In case you haven't noticed,
    It's Jesus' birthday.
    So get off your heathen Hindu ass,
    And fuckin' celebrate.
    Now I've heard that in Japan,
    Everyone just lives in sin.
    They pray to several gods,
    And put needles in their skin.
    On December 25th,
    All they do is eat a cake.
    And that is why I go to Japan,
    And walk around and say...
    HEY THERE, mister Shintoist!

    Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
    God is gonna kick your ass,
    You infidelic pagan scum!

    In case you haven't noticed,
    There's festive things to do.
    So let's all rejoice for Jesus,
    Merry Fuckin' Christmas, ta you.
    On Christmas Day.
    I travel around the world and say.
    Daoists, Christians, Buddists,
    And all you Atheists, too!
    Merry Fuckin' Christma-aaaaas,
    To yooo-oouuu!

    Source: Musixmatch
    Songwriters: Randolph S. Parker


    For Life,
    Lee

    --
    Often Licked, Never Beaten

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  • From Gregory Deyss@1:267/150 to Aaron Thomas on Sunday, December 25, 2022 08:40:12
    Merry Christmas to all my politics buddies, even if you voted for Joe!

    Absolutely, Merry Christmas Everyone!

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  • From Aaron Thomas@1:275/99 to Lee Lofaso on Monday, December 26, 2022 15:13:43
    by Mr. Garrison

    ha! Great song! There's a whole album full of South Park Christmas songs.

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