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Daily Random Taglines
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The past should be a mental springboard - not a hammock.
Treaties like roses and girls - they last while they last
:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
and MANY, MANY MORE!
questions?C:moderatr.exe\shoot\on_sight.run
Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down....
I'll drink to that!
He's been short on oxygen one time too many.
COBOL is not mutual intercourse.
I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to
I'm McKenzie of Borg, eh? You will be assimilated, hoser!
Oxymoron: Somewhat Incompatible.
Blame it on the dice!
HaHaHaHaHaHa..my eyes are filled with tears.
Life is just a figment of my imagination.
The Gang And The Government Are No Different
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without puking.
Oh no! I'm running out of new tag-lines!
Cole fussion is against the slaws of physics.
It's 20:46:12. Sunday, January 23, 1994 in Augusta, GA
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From
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Every time my ship comes in there's a dock strike.
Beer is Better: Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work.
SYSTEM ERROR. Press F13 to continue.
If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a Porsche?
BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is! No,I mean it
"@FN@, beam me up!" "But I don't have the power....."
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.
Prevent computer viruses. Install Trojans!
Diplomacy: The patriotic lying for one's country.
Take Windows and bloat it some more, and what do you get?
The one who dies w/the most ShareWare wins!
Batch files? No, but here's a nice batch of cookies.
Life would be easier if I had the source code
Sex causes cancer. We'd wipe out cancer in one generatio
Only you can stop women from driving, ONLY you!
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly...
I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right.
Practiss maks perfict.
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already fu
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Bathroom scale: Something you stand on and swear at.
I wish there was something interesting to read down here
Happy as a Pig in Mud!
Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells.
Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition.
Insert New Disk for Drive C: Press ENTER when ready.
Paladin Orcs get +2 to hit against neutral clerics.
Hi June, how's the beaver?
Bugs? I just programmed undocumented features!
Kill'em All ... Let God Sort Them Out.
Appease the Moderator Monster. Send chocolate.
Computer programmers never die, they compile
...Getting laid while partying and being drunk..COOL!!
The hot dog is the homeless eagle of free enterprise.
I'm busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
The world is a beautiful book, for those who can read it.
"He's dead Jim."
"RESISTENCE IS FUTILE...." The Borg
Our OS which art in CPU - UNIX be thy name .....
- The Demo Zone - 081 5978174 - 17:00 to 09:00 - 14.4k -
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From
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Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
All taglines are busy..One will be with you shortly.
Darth Vader Lives; he recently told me so!
Be excellent to each other..
Penny for your thoughts? SURE, Do I get Change?
Don't be sexist. Chicks hate it.
Academy: A modern school where football is taught.
If thinking is too hard, quote Scripture!
Join STET--Society To Eliminate Taglines
Beatings will continue until morale improves...
This tagline invisible to all whose I.Q. downright sucks!
Don't worry, I'm go?ng t? b?ckup t?d
Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them
No longer a Ghost!
Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!!
As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wa
Keyboard not found... press any key to continue
Elvis hasn't left the building, he's just in the john.
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From
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Here today, dawn tommorow.
"These guys live on the edge." -- Butthead
It's NOT the principle of the thing, it's the money.
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
Seize no evil, ears no evil, and nose no evil.
I've seen better legs in a bucket of chicken ...
Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie.
Minnie and Mickey Mouse are slow maze learners.
Quit bringing up reality, this is Interlink!!
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and
Coastal access, next left.
GST - Go South Turkey! Shop in the States!
No, Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican Telephone Company!
Computers Are Vehicles For The Mind... They'll Drive You
Salesmen DO IT with their tongues.
Mental floss might prevent moral decay.
I didn't get kicked off, I left involuntarily.
California makes the best wine, New York the best whine.
Not tonight honey, I got a BBS!
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
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From
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Td tada: Football player holds up his arms and celebrates
MR. B NATURAL: THE WRATH OF CONN
Notice: All incoming fireballs have the right of way.
This balance of power keeps ice cream in check - Mike
If you can't say something nice, say something surrealist
Oxymoron: Snow Removal Plan.
Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Being punctual makes people think you have nothing to do.
Five, Six, Seven, Seven A, Nine, Ten
This never happens on other systems I call.
Republican National Convention, Obtain an epic: "Clinton
Ashes to ashes,dust to dust, If it wasn't for GM,our tool
All in all, I'd rather be in Tumwater.
And all the Borg left was this copy of OS/2...
Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired...
I'm trying to find myself. Has anyone seen me lately?
Please change the channel...
There is always a way.
Never read any book that is not a year old. -Ralph Waldo
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From
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Modem owners do it on-line!
"Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?" - Odo
Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.
He who hesitates is frost. - Eskimo proverb
<---Look ma!!! NO BETA!!!!
AEIOUEOI!!..Sorry. I have uncontrollable vowel movements.
Binkley without mail is like a scooter without wheels!
Send more tourists--the last ones were delicious!
Warning: The SysOp is watching you!
Oxymoron: Marijuana initiative.
"Let 'em eat shit" - Marie Antoinette, 1793
Some DO IT better on disk!
Not Ready Error reading user's mind.
Dammit Jim, I'm a butcher not a tagline technican.
Load it, run it, guru it?
A great idea needs landing gear, not just wings.
I'll be lost in the ozone for a while.
I once bought New Idea, but only for the pictures - Sen.
Oxymoron: Voluntary Contributions.
RAMBO XIV....This time it's optional!
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From
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CATS. CATS ARE NICE. - Death, "Sourcery"
Brought to you by High-C, the beverage of Opera singers
BAD TO THE BONE I'M BABABABAD TO THE BONE !
printf('to C or not to C..that is the question');
Bats fly in the dark because they see better...?
LISTEN to your children
Because nothing else comes close.
I'm okay and you're okay. . . but I'm more okay than you
The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
New for Christmas: The John Bobbit doll (Some assembly re
Design before coding, and all will flow smoothly
Butthead of Borg: "Resistance sucks!"
Recovery not found: (A)bort (R)etry (I)mpeach Clinton!
"Get out of the road, if you want to grow old."
Use Oxymoron for those really stupid pimples!
If life's a stage, I want better lighting.
Elvis has left the building to play Halloween Harry!
A bug is always wrong ... when arguing with a chicken.
Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2
And the only thing the Borg left was this Amiga ...
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From
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Character is not made in a crisis - it is only exhibited.
Do not put statements in the negative form.
Pentiums and Deodorants - When being close is all that ma
Not gluttony as much as thrill-seeking.
Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.
Black Hole - where God divided by zero...
Do it today...tomorrow it will be illegal!
Oxymoron: Villainous Hero.
Nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it.
Make like, a banana and split.
Romulan DOS: Cloaked command or file name. PATH=harddrive;drawer;desktop;pocket;boxincloset;boxunder
ARGHHHH....I got my floppy caught in my PKZipper
Taglines: Things that make you go 'Hmmm.....'
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead... resist us.
Expenditures tend to rise to surpass all income.
The wise learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere t
Oxymoron: Plymouth Reliant.
"I KNOW it was a tornado, Toto, but you wizzed on my carp
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Taglines are JCTFxxxx.ZIP Avaliable on The DLS&M.
Ibble bibble breetle brattle blibble blibble blit.
"No mas.": What rolling Spanish stones gather.
"I was wondering if I could call you a bastard too."-Mark
A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the s
The next sentence is true. The last sentence was false
WARNING! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
Suicide words: Hey there, turtle-headed Klingon dude!
Feet plus Inarticulated Mouth Equals Costume - Tom
Bubblic - Addicted to the systematic popping of bubble pa
If written correctly, legalese is perfectly incomprehensi
Leakproof seals ... Do.
Pride in prosperity becomes misery in adversity.
A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her!
Generic Tagline
Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early.
"No good buys, just amenities." Yar at the mall
They said they saw you with Michael Jackson....in bed.
Oxymoron: Wealthy Professor.
Accuracy: The vice of being right.
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From
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Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Einstein
QUAKE: I'd rather be a hammer than a nail!
Bed her late than never.
Congratulations! The pressure will stop soon.
compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!!
I HATE it when that happens!
This is hopeless. Fighting would be preferable. - Worf
Some people push for a tofu-free work environment.
Hey Beavis...i'm pitchin' a tent..
That unit is a woman.
Hey, Fido! Look out for that truc#+<u% w{aoNO TERRIER
Clinton math: $30,000 = You're Rich!
COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out.
Variables won`t; constants aren`t; dummies can't.
God's a busy man. KIRK
Nature is a mother.
All I have to do is imagine, and I am in dreamland.
Any old kids on the block ?
Philanthropist, n. A rich (and usually bald) old gentlema
Don't hit me, I go back on topic, I swear!
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From
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It's not a perfect world, but what's your excuse?
Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate
Play Muzak on elevators, rap on escalators, and I'll WALK
Coward: One who in thinks with his legs.
Oxymoron: Unique Uniform.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm. Brain going down. IMMEDIATEL
My other car is a Zamboni.
The Last Borg Scout - Starring Patrick Stewart as Locutus
Fatal Error! Windows broke.
"Toto! Don't go into the desert!"$f@#(%$^#$&@# NO TERRIER
I'm a tagline. When I grow up I wanna be a novel.
It's okay to call someone stupid; just don't prove it.
An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble!
Psychoceramics: the study of crackpots.
Dahlmer on cooking : Shish-K-Bob; Fruit Compote
I'd Rather Be Computing Than COMMUTING!
Panic: can't find rm --rf *
No it isn't... No it isn't... No it isn't... No it ...
Remember: if at first you don't succeed, IDDT!
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Real_men_don't_use_spaces.
Just nod if you can hear me.
Don't argue with he who uploades REPs by the megabyte.
BBSing is terminal.
P?
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
The sea hath bounds, but true deep desire hath none.
Elvis is ALIVE !!
Money: The root of all evil. Man needs roots.
Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm...
I bought a cordless phone extension cord - Steven Wright
The greatest productive force is selfishness!
Stop Continental Drift!
"Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
???.???.???.???.???.? Tagline bees! Quick Mom, the Raid!
Don't worry. Be happy.
Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
Don't worry, nothing will happen till the music stops.
Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt
Gay community in Calgary selling Fruit Cakes to promote g
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From
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Snow?! You can have it! I want SUNSHINE! Lot's of it!!
English word for Sushi? BAIT
WARNING: The Surgeon General has determined that EVERYTHI
In search of the perfect tagline.
If at first you don't succeed, try cash !
CGA is the pallete from hell
And I'll try not to sing out of key...
"Bother", said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
The best way to accelerate Windows is at escape velocity.
Rush said concern for women is a setback to America.
And get the machine that goes PING!!
She criticized my house so I knocked her flat.
Thank you for not mooning your checkout girl.
Oxymoron: Alone together.
Is that a tick on her face? - Crow on girl's mole
The world's net intellegence is constant, the population
Shakka, when the sewers backed up.
This is your brain...THIS is your brain on DOS!
Shhhh! LEGISLATURE AT WORK! DON'T WAKE THEM UP!
Football players do it in a huddle.
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Internet:
diane.hicks@helix.eskimo.com
Never sleep with someone who is more Screwed up than you
Ladies with an attitude.
David Duke: Same old sheet.
Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours.
Far duller than a serpent's tooth to spend a quiet youth.
BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
I'm sensing large dripping globs of chocolate. * Troi
Remember "a waist is a terrible thing to mind"
Education will never become as expensive as ignorance
There are lies, damn lies, and environmentalists.
Please think when you drink....
I think I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Time: an illusion perpetrated by the makers of space.
NO, not that one! @*%^)!-+_\^ NO CARRIER
Pepsi Signs Lorena Bobbit as the New "SLICE" Spokesperson
It's not my fault, I didn't touch it!
Death is certain, life isn't.
Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable
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Preen goeth before a flap.
Time heals all wounds, but the belly button remains.
Hey, snorting quack is illegal. Put down that duck.
Snozzelberry? Who ever heard of a snozzelberry?
Anything that can go wro... #@^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
Anal retentive people don't give a shit.
Age 'n Treachery Overcome Youth 'n Skill.
I loved her butt I left her behind.
Unregistered Evaluation Copy
I can't eat another thing he said fully.
And when fate summons even the Tsar must obey.
Kiss me, I'm a Redneck
Jimmy Pearson for Kansas State Executioner!
Tailgater--one who makes ends meet.
Don't tell me what kind of day to have!!
If I can't have it all, I think I'll just cry a lot.
I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my...
Clinton of Borg...your paycheck will be assimilated!
Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives
Hi! I'm John Bobbitt for the Ginsu Knife Company's Ginsu
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Orcs get all the girls. Lt.Worf
Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take chances!
Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
All right! Another Earthquake.
Marxists do it with class.
Any requests? I'm HOT tonight! - Nero
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
Oxymoron: Strong President.
The good old days: Beer foamed and dishwater didn't.
A 3000 year old child proof cap? - Crow on mummy case
Don't confuse me with the truth...
Auctioneer, n. The man who proclaims with a hammer that h
Standards are wonderful. So many to choose from!
????????????????????? OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
"In your belly you hold the treaures few have ever seen." tagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtag
All true wisdom is found in taglines
Chocolate is a zit's best friend.
A low yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.
... SON! Quit that, you'll go blind. Dad, I am over here
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It's not just the whales. It's the water!
I've fallen and I need Stand Up.
An over the hill astronaut requests a slower capsule.
ACK-NAK-ACK-NAK. Modem in hay fever season?
Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min)
Hey, Odo, you got any more of that jello? Odo? Odo??
Seriousness is the very next step to being dull.
All That Glitters Has A Highly Reflective Coating On It!
Australia ... visit us soon ... where your dollar goes fu
A Macintosh a day keeps Apple Happy and Rich!
How can you add one to infinity?
Beam me up, Scotty, This planet has no beer!
He's got the brains of a house plant.
"....give me a second...I'm thinking!!!"
ST: Deep Space Nine...coming to a TV set near you!
TONIC.H20 found. BOTTLE.GIN found. SysOp found...LOADED!
The I, Robot Grooming/Bikini Waxing set - Dr. Forrester
I used to read books. Now I read .QWK packets.
Imagine a witty phrase here.
Beware of Geeks Bearing .GIF's...
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Beta bashing - a way of life for demented people
Minisculini - Tiny portions served in facy restaurants.
HELP, HELP The KOTEX is on fire! TAMP ON it!!
"Blessed be the Lord my strength." - Psalm 144:1a
We hired you to babysit,& you cooked and ate them BOTH?!?
For these prices, you can't expect real quotes.
Telecommunicators are special people.
Do I even WANT ancestors? Some found I wish I could lose.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Beans and FRANK.
Lorena Bobbitt really knows how to carve a turkey.
BABIES: Easy to make ... hard to deliver
Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
Tag line thievery..Comin' up next on Geraldo.
America was not discovered by Americans, shame on
The perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home.
ERROR: REALITY.SYS corrupt. Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
If a tree falls in a forest and it hits a mime...does any
If BBS doesn't answer, please leave message to the Sysop.
Taglines are JCTFxxxx.ZIP Avaliable on The DLS&M.
Anything free is worth what you paid for it.
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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
Being normal isn't one of my strengths.
Genius has its limits, but stupidity has none.
Hell with Pascal and C. I am a QuickBasic Snob.
Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses.
Tell me how,. Dave.
Programmers do it bit by bit.
Paranoia: Believing this tagline is about you.
Liberal Rule #6 - Lie about the past, then try to repeat
To take a stand, one first must have legs to stand on.
In waking a tiger, use a long stick.
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame Moderator!
Chemists have nice reactions.
Old enough to know better, young enough not to care!
_ _ _ _ _ _ ////|||||||||||||| < domino effect at work.
IF STOOGE = CURLY THEN Nyuk("Nyuk Nyuk!")
We are always the same age inside.
Grammar Rule G: Last but not least, avoid cliches like th
Today I am feeling ept, ane and sipid.
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Listen to BOTH sides of their mouth!
Abdominos... sit-ups & pizza.
Virtue is easy for an ugly woman. Thereisnodarksideofthemoon.Thewholebloodything'sdark!
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead... resist us.
Bumper Sticker: GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FRE
Oxymoron: Somewhat Narrow Attitude.
America's Five Worst Words: Dan, I Don't Feel Well
Generic Tag Line #9
A species that enslaves other beings is hardly superior
A beer won't switch the TV channel.
Thicken up runny yogurt by stirring in a lump of lard
"Not tonight honey..I have a modem."
(C) 1992 All Lefts Reserved.
Sorry, Logan, I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
AC/DC is a sort-of sophisticated neanderthal stomp.
I wonder what Mr. Ed would do.
*FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery
Pain is necessary; misery is optional.
"Guys, that's really annoying!" -- Tom Servo
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How do you cure a woman of Nymphomania? Marry her!
Today is canceled due to lack of interest!
One who has a clear conscience has a foggy memory.
It's easier to do good than be good.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Farfrompoopin...German word for constipation.
Have you had your 50,000-lines-read checkup yet?
I'm donating my body to science fiction!
My other computer is even slower.
Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any surviva
* Next time Sears Siding calls you, type "ATA"
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at ESCAPE VELOCITY.
ERROR: RUM&COKE.DRK unexpected EOF... Operator Loaded
Two things I hate: People that can't count.
All rules have exceptions-except the ones that don
Beer can's empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzz....
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead.
Fault lies with systems not the technologies involved.
The only perfect science is hindsight.
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Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers have fewer calories.
Apple Festival, Murphysboro's Very Own, Sept. 12-15th
Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
Tell the boss I am busy Multi-Tasking.
Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name.
It's a P.C. Cake.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vot
Short cut... the longest distance between two points.
I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious.
I only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand
In a fight between you and the world, back the world.
Ah say look at me when ah'm talkin' to y'all boy..
Oxymoron: Silken Bonds.
Two scoops of raisins, my ASS! - Joel
As I was saying, I hate it when people don't finish their
If you see any misspelled words it HAS to be line noise.
Lorena, I said take a LITTLE off the top!
Reality-O-Meter: [\.......] Hmmph! Thought so.
Of all the things I lost, it's my mind I miss most!
If I make sense, can I change it for a dollar?
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I'mmmm too sexy for my taglines, too sexy for my....
Oxymoron: Preacher Politicians.
Friends Don't Let Friends Buy Modems
We asked for a few good men and look at what we got.
Frontal lobotomy? No, just a bottle in front of me
No, seriously, how much damage did I take?
I wonder why Pepsi dropped Michael from their advertising
Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all 30 megs....
Pee Wee Herman dies from a Stroke... News at 10
Two of perfect virtue: one dead, the other yet unborn.
Beautify America - Deport Congress!
Memory Manager: Something I need more than my computer.
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws would have inlaws.
!!!! CAUTION MURPHY FIELD !!!!
I can help; my fees are reasonable.
Hello, sailor!
Human Intelligence. The greatest oxymoron ever!
If at first you don't succeed, give up.
Dead Deer in Road: Food for weeks.
Sentences are essential elements for writers.
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A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
Progress results from unpopular positions.
Congress--just a few conservatives away from working!
Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.
A man is as young as the women he feels!
Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
Please hold, a representative will annoy you shortly.
Alpha testing - CTRL-ALT-DEL, a way of life.
I'm incredibly jealous, but still glad for you.
Everyone in college always said Lorena was a cut above.
Some people are like a Don Quayle without the intellect.
Cats: Pit Bull junk food.
As cement poured on novelist's grave, the plot thickened.
The pale deaths that men miscall their lives
Does killing time harm eternity?
ALL sysops are scum.
Tagword.
This tagline has been taxed by a liberal Democrat.
Sisko/Kira in '96
For sincere personal advice, page your SysOp at 3 A.M.
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Bear Whiz Beer : It's in the water thats why is's yellow!
Keyboard bad or missing. Press F1 to continue
Corazon says: If the Shoe Fits, Eat it.
If payment has been recently mailed, please disregard thi
as easy to spot as a kangaroo in a dinner jacket.<R Chand
I want to live with a synonym girl.
"Damn it Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh
To much thinking only leads to delay!
Is "Sue" a noun or a verb?
Rene now had 39.5 minutes to live - Crow
"I am the plot-twist in the 2nd reel!" - DarkWing Duck
Dammit Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor!
Pets are not just for Christmas, but for a LIFETIME!!!!
If you can't learn to do it well, enjoy doing it badly.
Friar Tuck's been fingered - Mike on crossbow
If I don't enforce it, who will know good from evil?
So much less reputable, so much more fraught
Conceit is a pain killer for stupidity.....
The stick shift of computing.
No, no, Nurse! I said clean off his SPECTACLES!?
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If it ain't broken yet, please let me have a shot at it.
Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
Charlie Don't Surf.
Remember the immortal Socrates..."I drank what?"
BOING! ASCII stupid question; get a stupid ANSI.
Fear of crowded holiday shopping: Santa Claustrophobia
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose.
People are more than fun than anybody.
Never say no.
This bowling ball is not human; it can't be reasoned with
"Bother", said Pooh, as racked up another frag.
Oxymoron: Straight curve.
Commander Keen ? With a pogo stick he jumped into history
Do it with style
Make like, the dew and evaporate.
Prejudice is the reason of fools. Voltaire.
The moon isn't waxing, it's dusting and vacuuming rugs.
Bigfoot Goes High Society
Sex, Tawny K., hot. Captain Coverdale
REVO EMAG...what happens when you really screw up!
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Isn't this the OFF-TOPIC conference?
And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo
Forgive your enemies but never forget their faces
CP .... ? Math Problems? Call 1-800- 10x(24+13)-(64-16)/
nized society is reared. When he wriggles he mistakes th
It's a probable twelve to seven...
Glory is fleeting, obscurity is forever.
I figure that my psychic should know when to call me.
He's all crown - no filling.
Depart in pieces.... i.e., Split.
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
Dolly Parton's Biggest Hits
Vomiting ? Unplanned examination of recent food choices.
Honest, Officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got
Happiness is Earth in your rear view mirror.
In the computer world, every little bit helps.
"Transporter chief Holman, beam the landing party to the
Be sure to specify 78rpm, 4 track, or Edison Cylinder on
Though I never left, I'm back. :-)
Polish invention : Airplanes that don't fly so they don't
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VMS is a text adventure. If you win you get to use UNIX.
The embrace of love held too tightly can destroy.
The great thing about an Isusu is that it dosn't stick in
A good dog barks when told.
If I didn't know now what I didn't know then
(BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:>Session complete. Assimilate another
h=6.626196 E-34 joule sec--it's the law.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. <Einstein>
Ashes to ashes,dust to dust, If it wasn't for GM,our tool
GUN CONTROL......the ability to hit what you aim at
"She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight..."
Hozone; Where 1 sock in every load disappears to!
We have never taxed ourselves into prosperity - Rush Limb
This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 32 days.
Recent studies show that recent studies are meaningless.
Stulti timent fortunam sapientes ferunit.
"Assimilate my shorts." -- Borg Simpson.
Or is it all just a fragment of your partition?
CHRYSLER: Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Have stock? Will broker.
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Steal this Tag Line.
SEGA and Nintendo are combining, they call it Windows
I don't wanna work,I wanna bang on the drum all day.
A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy
Oxymoron: Uninhibited Muslim Woman.
F is for the flower that is second to none! - Tom sings
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about othe
My God .... it's full of stars!
IBM = Insultingly Boring Merchandisers
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue
State Dept. of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Section.
Don't Look Back. Something might be gaining on you.
OVERDRAWN? What the hell?, I still have checks left!
Don't blame me, I voted for Bush.
ultiply by 2, add 3, and change the unit of measure to th
Have YOU balanced your checkbook today?
Raptor ? The ultimate game of Skill and Survival.
State Of The Art is technospeak for unproven.
Duke Nukem 3D ? Why don't YOU try saving the world someti
Life is so uncertain, eat dessert first
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CASH ONLY! We Know Your Kind!
Gonna change my evil ways... One of these days...
Make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here
Duck Billed Platypus: Proof God has a sense of humor
"Play Ball": Last 2 words of the National Anthem.
"I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"
We're having an adventure, just like the Goonies!!!
California: Our state flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
And now we return you to your (ir)regular conference.
Valuable things are not cheap.
"Only Tom Servo can make Tom Servo look like a buffoon!"
Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s.
Coming Soon: Dvorak's Guide to Offline Readers
Gravity always wins.
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
Tap here >>>>>>>>>> ???? <<<<<<<<<< with HAMMER for a new
That was Zen, this is Tao.
If the limit was 250, there'd be no speeders...
Rush's friends employees need "Save the children" chariti
I want everything; do you have it??
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I dreamed I was a muffler....I awoke feeling exhausted.
Tact is the intelligence of the heart.
FIILE_ID.DIZ only has one 'I' - David Terry, 1994.
Underpaid, endless taxes, overwork:= Self-employment!
Home SCUD demo: Blow up a balloon and let it go...
TV Guide : the liberal's definition of serious reading.
The more I learn, the more I have to learn.
I'm not dead; I'm "metabolically challenged."
Keep yr eye upon the doughnut,¬ upon the hole
Bad command. Bad, bad command. Sit! Staaay....
A person in a passion rides a mad horse.
I know so little, but I know it fluently...
The sun is never the worse for shining on a dunghill.
Thongs [n], What Thinatra things.
I'll take `Famous Taglines' for 1000, Alex.
We Need Your Quotes! Lets see the toteboard, Captain...
Murder By Implication - Mike on offscreen murder
Share And Enjoy - or Go Stick Your Head In A Pig
Education will never become as expensive as ignorance
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Do a good deedBlow up a smurf!!!
ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard
Aural Sex -- Produces eargasms??
Gardian Knot: A tangled garden hose.
Bozego Narodzenie -Polish Christmas
Save The Next Generation -- End Abortion today!
Prejudice is the reason of fools. Voltaire.
Farfignewton: German for "ergonomic cookie."
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
Tom Gibbs ph.319/556-4230
Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing!
One of the hardest secrets for a man to keep is his opini
Practice random acts of kindness & senseless beauty.
Any time, any place, our snipers can drop you. Have a ni
So young, so bad, so what! -- Wendy O. Williams
Take your levity whenever and wherever you can find it.
Pink Floyd of Borg: We don't need no assimilation!
Cats like Windows, it seems to attract Mice...
Alimony? ...sounds kinda like "all yer money"
Blessed be The Goddess and The God.
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Our pond has ducks. Really anti-social ducks.
Every person you meet knows something you don't. Learn.
OFFLINE 1.50 "I ran Stacker on my monitor and now it's 2
Macintosh - The Barney of computers.
Illustrate your Sermons! Wear "far side" ties.
TagLine Serial No.23459 - (C) 1992, All rights reserved
It takes a PhD to RTFM GSZ
Squeak I tell you, Squeak!
Warning - The 'esc' key doesn't work in Leavenworth...
The opinions here are strictly my own (or those of my mac
** Insert Obligatory Cute Tagline Here **
Frog philosophy: Time's fun when you're having flies!
FATAL ERROR using Mouse: Please bury/replace.
He who dies with the most software WINS!
Too many pray for peace with their fists clenched.
Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun
No officer with false teeth shall attempt oral sex in zer
SYSOP stands for: Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures
Annual shots will protect FIDO from Disease !
"That's no tagline! It's Odo!"
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Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX!
lemen.
Every time I have answers, someone changes questions.
I keep putting off procrastination & get nowhere
.BBSing is a terminal disease and I have the ansi strain.
Adam asked "What's a Headache?"
And when fate summons even the Tsar must obey.
So I'm an idiot sometimes. Keeps people on their toes.
If something has to go down on me, why does it have to be
Confucius Say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
DEFINITION: Memory Map - A sheet of paper showing locatio
Albania??! Where the.....you mean Albany don't you?
Unevaluated registered copy
All computers wait at the same speed.
Make like, a hairstyle and part.
Leakproof seals... do.
Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.
We are always the same age inside.
PabMail: Just another stupid TURBO BASIC XL Program!
"I stole the pic-a-nic basket, Boo-Boo," Yogi barely admi
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Dragons: Cuddly Flamethrowers.
Was That Your Wife I Saw In That GIF?
A deluge of words and drop of sense.
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
A waist is a terrible thing to watch!
A DesiLu Production
Some farewells are easier than others.
Landru! Guide us!
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Greetings from beautiful downtown Workmans Corners
It isn't a dance, it's a fertility rite with lyrics.
Packets 'n' readers 'n' doors, oh my!
The older you get, the less stupid your parents become.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your s!
Ignoring Aggression, breeds Aggression.
A Borg Dalek: We obey.
Mary had a little lamb, support Planned Parenthood.
The check's in the e-mail.
EZ 2.0: 5 years in the waiting, um, making.
Egotist: more interested in himself than in me.
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I AM NOT CONCEITED! I JUST HATE MORTALS.
"Mr. Worf, fire at will. <Bzzzt> "Oh, jeez where'd Rik
IBM = Impenetrable Brain Matter
If you didn't know what it was, you wouldn't have called.
Go ahead, Moderate my day.
New Book: Roger Clinton: My Career Without My Brother Bil
Megahertz--when something is really painful.
Pain Farr: Vulcan Sex, but doing it wrong!
Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting.
This unit ... must ... survive.
Camaro: $15,500, and $17,000 if you trade in your Yugo.
"Good morning" is an opinion, not a greeting.
Never mind the dog, beware of the owner & fecal deposits.
?BABY ON BOARD? -just means five more points
Located next to the Michael Jackson Child Care Center
Save our planet, leave something of value behind.
The next tagline is recommended for mature readers only.
If there is no GOD, who pops up the next kleenex?
If at first you don't succeed, cry.
I'm not worthless! I can always serve as a bad example!
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Apogee ? This much fun could be illegal!
"Oh could I fly, I'd fly with thee ..."
This tagline is Serial # 2377/AFR-1104.991
The Sleeper Has Awakened.
Don't look Ethyl... It was too late.
The Universe is queer.
Success is like a fart - you can only stand your own.
He's got a watch with a minute hand, eon hand, and a mill
My cat's eyes look kinda glassy. I think he ate it.
Oxymoron: Wickedly Nice.
Merry Christmas from Philip and April Brown
Because nothing else comes close.
Vincent Price 1911-1993 He will be missed.
Have You Seen Quasimoto - I Have A Hunch He's Back
A husband is the medicine for the ills of girlhood.
The worst thing about political jokes is, they get electe
Cogito, ergo Hormel - I think, therefore I Spam.
I dropped my toothpaste, said Jeff, Crestfallen
Survival tip: Never MOON a werewolf.
-=- LeAvE mE a MeSsY bAcK -=- FROM : Tony - Heerlen - Ho
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The older the cat, the longer the claws!??
Do you know the way to San Jose?
I'm in shape ... decapolyhedron that is.
Old lawyers never die, they just rest their cases.
This is a test. Please ignore -- oops, too late ;').
Let art alone. She's got enough guys sleeping with her.
Don't worry, I'm go?ng t? b?ckup t?d??!&%#~%
"I am Buffy of Borg. Prepare to be, like, TOTALLY assimilated.
Please Hold...
Official Blue Wave Betazoid (oh, Deanna...?)
"Mommy, mommy! What's Frankenstein?" "ROOOOWWWWWWRRRRRRRR
Money: A mint makes it first and we try to make it last.
Stupidity is not a handicap. You have to park elsewhere.
My interest is in the future, the present is passed ...
An ounce of emotion equals a ton of facts.
Mother, they're still not sure it IS a baby!
"Synthetic scotch, synthetic Commanders..." -- Scotty
Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells.
Apogee ? Redefining the PC gaming standard
Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers!
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Idiot Box - The part of the envelope that tells where the
Watergate '74, Whitewatergate '94. Clinton & Nixon: perfe
Ciao! Bill
No man is useless... he can always serve as a bad example
Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.
The miracle of Windows 3.1: Turns a 486 into an XT.
Some bosses call passing the buck delegating authority.
I shot the Sysop, but I did not shoot the Moderator.
Protected Mode Xpress! It's hot!
Guns don't kill people, Postal Workers do.
Draw this Peanut, become a senator.
Science fiction warps your mind. Engage warp factor 10.
President Clinton and Bill.
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline. -Dr. McCoy
A new standard in obfuscation, ambiguity, & equivocation.
Apogee ? The height of gaming excitement!
Stulti timent fortunam sapientes ferunit.
Conservative (n): Liberal who has been mugged.
G.I. Series....... Ball game between soldiers.
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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A mind is a terrible thing to taste
He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.
Oxymoron: Prepost.
Snow?! You can have it! I want SUNSHINE! Lot's of it!!
I had my head examined. They didn't find *anything*!
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open...
ADVENTURE: The land between entertainment and panic.
Drag me, drop me, treat me like an object.
"Three cheers for Captain Spaulding"
Vegetables stink too, sometimes
If Reagan is the answer, it must have been a very silly q
My Universe - I hate party bashers......
On a headstone: "I told you I was sick!"
Noble deeds that are concealed are most esteemed.
"Don't worry, be happy, Dawson?" - Bobby McFerrin *
I luvs ya, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.
No Windows, no cry
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
*-~ <-- Tribble after sex.
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I'll have a Dick Ruben, hold the sour kraut - Crow
The Disruptor as been purposly sabotize to conceal a tran
If I were into denial, I'd never admit it.
SYS9969: Unable to perform good legislation. Delete liber
Hack? I like to call it appropriate.....
"I'll excise the bunion," Tom said callously.
Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
Even hairless heiresses are always beautiful.
At 19, everything is possible; tomorrow looks frie
Our way is peace.
If it's not on fire, it's a software problem.
The most useless computer tasks are the most fun to do
DTMB!
New UNIX/TS manuals available in 2F--101.
"Daddy, What's That Pretty Red Button For??"
Dr. Beckett stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and
Did you hear about the Gay Mailman looking for a malebox?
Daddy, what does "FORMATTING DRIVE C:" mean?
Try this. I haven't tested it, but I think it will work.
Every purchase has its price.
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Some minds NEED to be altered.
Every tool is a weapon, if you hold it right.
"Data does it in serial..." --Tasha Yar
A simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
Don't read everything you believe.
Happiness: FREE d/l's from CIS... not in MY lifetime.
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it
Warp 5, Mr. Sulu. No, more clutch!
fflush and then wwash your hands.
The time for action is past!
-=? Scott me up Beamie !!! ?=-
If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close!
Et in Arcadia ego.
This Lonely Tagline Seeking A Mate
Help! My new TWIT filter won't let me log back on!
"Vini, Vidi, Velcro" -- I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Paddling up the mighty Mystic without a paddle card.
I'm tired of thinking up new taglines
Silence cannot be misquoted.
DON'T throw away your 2? words. I collect them!
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Do Quarter Horses have only one leg?
Know what I like about Windows? Not a damn thing.
Nitrate........... Different than the day rate.
Conan, look out for the quicksan?9? NO WARRIOR
Do you know what floccinaucinihilipilification means?
Cogito Ergo Zoom: I think, therefore I drive fast.
Support your local Police Depart.!! Bribe a cop.
The Universe was dictated but never signed.
Do you wear suspenders in addition to a belt?
Oxymoron: Simple Technology.
I'm flexible, just don't change anything!!
There are no winners in life; only survivors.
This tagline protected by TNT Anti-Theft Devices.
These cookies don't taste anything like girl scouts!
Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
Remember, only left-handed people are in their right mind
Bigfoot Boogies On Down
Oh, pooh! -- Mrs. Neilsen, HI HONEY, I'M HOME
I was changed into a tadpole. I knew about metamorphosis
And here's another clue for you all: The walrus was Paul
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Drive Offensively! - American AutoDuel Association
"The sublime and the ridiculous are closely related." --
if( pot.coffee == EMPTY ) { programmer->brain = OFF };
Fear not, for I have given you authority
CAUTION! The mass of this product is 85 megatons energy e
The majority is never right
Inside the Barney suit - God's sentence to John Hammond f
Brunette's nightmare: The blonde lead the blonde.
Couldn't find a Life on sale, guess I'll keep doing this!
And now, a brief pause while everyone says, "Who cares?"
Apogee ? To boldly do what no games have done before
Clinton Borg Inhaling is irrelevant.
Nothing is foolproof. The fools are too ingenious...
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
Happiness is Earth in your rear view mirror.
Use your own tagline, this one belongs to someone else.
If it can't be fixed, Just ask Scotty!
Contraceptives: to be used on all conceivable occasions.
Objects may be closer than they appear.
Stop me before I post again!
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Lurk quietly, and carry a big on/off switch.
My personal favorite is Spring Surprise.
Computer Engineers do it bit by bit.
Shamed be he who thinks evil of it.
The official Canadian DOS prompt..........EH:\>
Confucius say, He who stick head in oven gets baked bean.
We can save the seals if we all club together.
Dahlmer on cooking : Sauerkraut & His Sausage; Ham and Be
Fasten your seatbelt...I wanna try something...
I hate sex on TV. I keep falling off.
Tree Hugger's Nightmare: Mt. Graham Red Squirrel Stew ...
Seems pretty obvious once I know the answer!
Shareware it only works if you pay.
No,Scotty.I said "Beam me ABOARD". Not "A BROAD"
I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM.
See William Shatner and Avery Brooks on Deep Space 911!
I'll take `Famous Taglines' for 1000, Alex.
Transvestites enjoy mixed company....alone!
And I've got 4,567 archived messages to prove it.
Brain: [...../] Moderator Brain: [\.....] Any questions?
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?? ??sw?? ?? ????, ?? ?v??s?, ??d ?v?????g ?s 42+
Sysoping makes you fat.
Children: unreasonable facsimilies
Todd...
AHA!! Caught you stealing taglines again! :)
VOTE THE DEMOCRATS OUT NOW!! BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!
jects.
e. ... Murphy's agnostic law: If anything can go wrong, i
Fibonacci Numbers: The mathematical explanation of life.
Each traveler to a tyranny sees what his own ethics permi
She said "Have a nice day", but I had other plans.....
General stupidity error reading drive C
I suppose I shall have to go to execution.
It just won't break, chip, or split.
He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
I even reformatted it, but I still can't read my file?!
Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
How am I ever going to decide? - Tom on freezers
Today I am feeling ept, ane and sipid.
If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.
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There's a seeker born every minute.
Born to be cuddled.
It was not my intention to amuse you. Spock STV
Before you start anything, make sure you can finis
called the listener.
MORE POWER PLEASE!!!
if you want someone to keep a secret, keep it yourself.
To register this tagline, send $29 to ....
Get a ROBONAP: Will sleep for you while you're online.
The mouse with a single hole is quickly caught by the cat
Look at the bright side...Then you'll be blinded too.
Everybody should believe: I believe I'll have a drink.
"Transporter chief Holman, beam the landing party to the
Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, Beautiful plumage!
Frag, frag, frag, 'til her daddy takes the shotgun away!
Don't forget the Quid Pro Quo !!!!!
ENERGIZE, said Picard, and a pink bunny appeared
He who dies with the most tag lines WINS!
Dr. Kevorkian expects full payment before your visit.
Caution: PET XING
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The BBS that they invented autodial for.
This sentence is functioning as a tagline.
Got it straight now? Good.
I want Kirstie Alley for my Birthday!
The trouble with mornings is they happen when you're awak
A great idea needs landing gear, not just wings.
The Hard Disk Cafe! (618)-684-3990 HST/V32 24Hrs WC2.55
Today on Larry King: The President, and her husband...
Look, it's trying to think.
It's what you learn, after you know it all, that c
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
DEFINITION: Coding - An addictive drug.
Chiplinger - Debris left in the dip during a large party.
Betazoid modem: downloads the files it senses I want.
Fire In The Hole
The haves and have-nots come from the dos and do-nots.
Every day is the dawn of a new error.
I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep.
I just hate it when it does that !!
Tom T. Hall, add Roy Clark & a little Donna Fargo - Crow
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Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps.
"They're coming to take me away, HA-HAAAA!"
Suicidal blonde - one who dyed by her own hand!.*
Unregistered taglines subject to confiscation!
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers.
Talk is cheap since supply exceeds demand.
Vote Democrat ---- The country isn't screwed up enough ye
A rump of couch potatoes
Sarcasm is the sincerest form of insult!!
Baby stork, "Mama, where did I come from?"
Icarus was a soar loser.
BASIC LAW OF CONSTRUCTION: Cut it large and kick it into
To get a loan you must prove you don't need it.
Stop the world, I want to get off!
Ahhhh..for those longer tags with the register
As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
The picture of health requires a happy frame of mind.
Happiness is twin floppies.
Distance is a great promoter of adoration.
I plead temporary insanity. ;-)
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GEnie Address G.EHRICH
Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
Gary Trudeau for President!
I like to enter messages from the Asylum computer.
Procrastination--the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Astronomy: The anatomy and physiology of our universe.
Equality......when's it coming?
**FLASH** Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good. -Microsoft
It takes about 10 years to get used to how old you are.
Someday, all BBSes will be like this.
Call me back so I can hang up on you!
#define QUESTION {(2b || !2b)} -- Shakespeare
Golfers DO IT by the stroke.
I am sorry to be going with my luggage full.
He's dead Jim! Get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet.
Confucius say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up.
The male sheep was badly cut, Tom rambled.
Man, born of woman is of few days; full of trouble.
Silly Magician, Tricks are for Hookers
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I'm a comedian;anyone takes me seriously,somethings wrong
<--Heather Locklear Scratch & Sniff.
Computers run on faith, not electrons.
I'm a single-tasking, single-threaded guy.
It's 11:56 pm. Do you know where your modem is?
I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference
General Tagline Error ... grunge message (Y/N)?
I don't do Windows. -- Bill Gates' housekeeper.
Life is a tragedy for feelers and a comedy for thinkers.
Tolerance is the apex of any civilization.
But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer, Gie her a haggis.
A Woman is a two edged sword ... driven through yo
Oxymoron: Wonderfully Ambiguous.
Sound's like you want Vanna White with Whoopi Goldberg's
"It's Captain Joe." "He's sick of the thread, Jim."
I try to leave out the parts that people skip. -Elmore Le
If at 1st you don't succeed, call it Ver. 1
"So Mr. Jackson, what exactly WAS the inspiration for 'Be
Pogo Farr: Vulcan sex on a pogo stick
Is a proofreader a blooper snooper?
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The incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is.
Never look back. Something may be gaining on you.
Is good Data, Gordi's best friend?
Improvert: Stand-up comic.
Ah, my trombone. Let me show you how it works. ? Riker
Oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP!
Sure, you START with stealing only taglines, but then....
Sorry you have me mistaken for someone who cares!
OFFLINE 1.52 "Fish and guests smell in three days."
Be very, very frightened, Arthur Dent.
They must have looked like...a roast chicken!
The Big Bloodsucker Bites The Big One...
Helium: what doctors do.
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes straight to the bone.
Sleep faster. We need the pillows. ??Yiddish Proverb
It's such a fine line between clever and stupid * Tap
Coming soon to a calendar near you, Monday!
If you drink, dont park, accidents cause people.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead...resist us, punk!
Boldly going Forward because we still can't find Reverse!
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On Strike - Tagline Writers Local 278
Thanks, Jim. You're a lifesaver!
OBLIGATO -- being forced to practice the piano.
If God thought that nudity was okay, we would have been b
Illiterate? Write for free help.
Gravity: Not just a good idea. It's the law.
Lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm trying the best tha
Grammar, what big teeth you have.
Paper or plastic bags: Who cares, I'm "BI-SACKS-UAL!"
Does anybody really read these things?
Don't worry: the answer's at the back of the book.
Friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me your ears.
"Facts are stubborn things" - T. Smollett
I'm an Omegosh tester.
Spiritual Truth through Superior Mail Reading
A picture is worth a thousand words; a slide show is both
Talk is cheap because supply inevitably exceeds demand...
SYSTEM HALTED! User unable to locate coffee.....
I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure!
The best audience is intelligent, well educated, and mild
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Error reading FAT Table...Try Skinny one ? (Y/N)
"Danger, Crow T. Robot! Danger!"
Origin line - Do not remove under penalty of law
Can the world take TWO of us? ;-)
My reality check just bounced.
Kix are for trids.
Question Authority.
From The Church Of Logic, Sin And Love...
Practice safe government. Use kingdoms!
IBM = Intelligence Belittling Meaning
"Mystic Rhythms, capture my thoughts, carry them away." -
I suffer in the trap of love - Tom
MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
If love is blind, then lingerie makes great braile.
all is said and done, people keep saying and doing.
Is this as much fun as you can have with your clothes on?
R.I.P. SLMR 1990-1992
Hello, I must be leaving!
IF EXIST C:\WIN\*.* ECHO Stupid Idiot!!!
A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit.
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"My name is Bond, Frank Bond!" "and I'm Ursula Andrews!"
Make like, an alligator and drag ass.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only th
RIP... This tagline had now been ripped off.....
Confusius says a friend in need is a pain in the arse
I just got my AT&T bill. Buy stock!
Rimmer of Borg: You would be assimliated if you weren't a
Mafia DOS: "Thisa you lasta chance (y/n) ?
UNIX should be used as an adjective. - AT&T
The test: Behavior in times of controversy and challenge.
Has anyone seen my sanity?
B@ Something is VERY wrong here!
It's probably Probability....
"Sir, the everyonebutt is not responding."
Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....
Never draw fire - it irritates those around you.
Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, write.
Moscow in flames! Missles coming! Film at 11.
Being able to say NO is the root to reclaiming your life.
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To love another person is to see the face of God.
How many babies can a motherboard have?
. Generic All-Purpose Tagline .
A man is known by the company he avoids.
<stuff deleted> ...
"I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!"
Robots of the future speak out: SOMEONE IS WATCHING YOU!
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.
I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor*(&^)*98&^^...
Keen sense of humor: Knows lots of dirty jokes -work eval
Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on!
Quayle is Clinton's best hope for reelection.
Preconception: a lock on the door of wisdom
Life Facts..Death, Taxes, and "THEY" will Tax us to Death
????????? Ich bin ein Bytebrother ??????????
Every day is the dawn of a new error.
No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in Outer Space.
Thought I wouldn't notice you sneaking off, eh?
If bulls have horns, why do they MOO instead of honk?
"Oh goodness gracious, I'm dead!"
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Dahlmer on cooking : Moo Goo Guy-In-A-Pan; Biscuits and G
Make like, a new bride's panties and take off.
Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ?
Is that your GUS or a bowl of Rice Krispies?
Life's ok, but taglines are better.
*** The weather is here...wish you were great!
Make like, a Wonder Bread man and haul buns.
Sri Ramakrishna of Borg: There are many paths to assimila
tHE fIRST sTEP iS tO tAKE oFF tHE cAPS lOCK.
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
Motto of the LAPD: "We Treat You Like A King!"
Hind sight is always 20-20.
Menu: A list of meals the restaurant has just run out of
For Dessert? I'll take a piece of cherry 3.14159!
A fool and his money soon become a sysop!
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws would have inlaws.
Pepsi Signs Lorena Bobbitt as Spokesperson for Slice.
Never appeal to his better nature. He may not have one.
I have become Comfortably Numb --- Pink Floyd
Keyboard not responding! Press any key to contine
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Go bite the wall.
alright with you of course ...
Generic Brown Label Tagline
There is no conclusive scientific evidence that life is s
I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em.
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned." Co
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it - get a bigger ham
Warning! This tagline fails CRC check!
An expert has a great reason for guessing wrong.
Mr. Math says: "Don't drink and derive!"
People forget how fast you did a job, but remember how we
I bought some batteries today, but they weren't included.
Some bosses call passing the buck delegating authority.
Don't give me that kinkier-than-thou attitude!
A bonded penguin is a happy penguin.
I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand Am?
"Gullible" isn't in the dictionary. Go ahead, look it up!
Praise the lord and pass the ammunition!
See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline
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"Laws change... but justice is justice." -- Odo
New Antioch College slogan: "Just Say No and No and No an
A mother of quintuplets gave spouse a separate bedroom.
"Don't squat with spurs on!!!!"
I must have a rapier wit; everyone keeps parrying.
Opinions are like noses, almost everybody has one.
If you like this one, wait until you hear my next story.
Engineers are better by design.
Many would be cowards if they had enough courage.
MegaMail: The Mother of All Readers
Captain, I protest. I am NOT a merry man! - Worf
Gutta cavat lapidem non vi, sed saepe cadendo.
The first wealth is health.
Taglines!!!??? We don't need no stinking taglines!!
Wait a minute.. What's this? This sucks.
Catlady
Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works gre??~?
The giving hand ... receives
DEFINITION: FORTRAN- Formless Translations.
Modem Addiction Help line: Data only.
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If the cops throw a net over me, am I legally in seine?
Try and present a modicum of civilty...
How ya going to do it? IBM Blue it!
Promote rape,robbery & murder...join the ACLU.
Menu: A list of meals the restaurant has just run out of
Life's short, Drink hard
"Go 'head and steal my tagline... it flatters me."
... "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Charles" ... Zzzzzap!
If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA.
Humans: The species that should have never been...
Taking a QUANTUM LEAP into the past.
Tact: Describing others as they see themselves.
Camelot! .....It's only a model.
Then again, I could be completely wrong...
Wasting time is an important part of living.
Floppy not responding. Can you kiss it and make it well?
DIRECTIONS: For External Use Only...no inside jobs!
Penile Replacement Corporation presents...
Moderation could be needed, but not usually.
It is meaningless to speak of domesticating a chil
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Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.
That horse's got Air Jordans on! - Joel as horse jumps
I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS
"Pizza! Pizza! MY A$$!"
Wanna put a little ZIP in your ARC?
It sure is a damn ugly nothing - Geordi
One murder makes a villain, millions make a hero.
Make like, an atom and split.
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in
Cynic: Through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
Pardon me, do you have any grey poop on?
These are the things dreams are made of...
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or dr
Brain, like muscle, works better if regularly exercised.
Name for a topless bathing suit: "Two for the show?"
Forget RTFM - Call the author at home.
A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle
Allah does not count time spent fishing.
If you can't win fair, win foul.
International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves
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A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the s
Medical staff: Doctors cane
Money talks, but all mine says is goodbye.
Backups are for whimps!
A true friend is the best possession.
.aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,aN
The message you have just read is true. Would I lie to yo
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Jeffery Dahmer to Lorena Bobbit: You gonna eat that?
Here Fido, Fetch. Get the stick Fido. Stick, Dumb Fido!
Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was very surprised.
Hocus Pocus ? The cute little dragons are warriors of hel
Oregon cellars contain more water than Texas rivers.
It's always someone else's problem anyway ...
Show respect for age. Drink good scotch for a change.
Longest suicide note I ever read. -LOBO
Naval Air Facility - El Centro, Ca.
I'm not easily offended--please try harder.
Money burns a hole in my pocket...how about yours?
My opinions may have changed, but the fact that I am corr
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No condo, no MBA, no BMW, no 486, no clever tagline.
So much to learn, so little time.
Coffee - 2 sugars - cream - and aspirin.
? TagMan ? Intel Inside - no kidding, where else ya gonna
"Freedom ... is a worship word..." -- Cloud William
I've plummeted to my death and I can't get up!
Conventional wisdom, isn't.
Jeez, if you love Honkus...
Scott me up, Beamie!
Software Independent: Won't work w/ any software
He isn't chicken, but they're naming salads after him.
This mouse is loaded, who's the designated driver?
Wadda ya expect from a nice Jewish boy?
Dieting Made Easy - By Ann O'Rexic
Dilate............ To live long.
Good architecture takes on a life of its own.
Ram Disk ?? Ram it Where ? With what ? Will it work then
Another brilliant mind ruined by education.
A man's house is his hassle.
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
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Hello, World!- 17 Errors, 31 Warnings....
Computers are like greek gods. Lots of rules, very
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
Raptor ? When in doubt.....FIRE!!
Don't panic!!! It's supposed to do that... I hope
The BBS your mother warned you about.
Diplomat - What -not- to call Knuckles Lomat.
Sorry, I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!
There go my people. I must follow for I am their leader.
Confucious say: Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot w
Oxymoron: Liberal Scholar.
Liberalism is the "wasting disease" of society.
Warning! This tagline fails CRC check!
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone.
Santa found out the credit cards are all ready max'd.
Forensic Scientists always know who's been there!
I See Your Face Printed On My Money
And now, for something completely different.
If it jams -- force it. It needed replacing anyway.
Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at!
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Get down and Modem the night away!
Only a fool fights in a burning house..Kang, Day of the D
Don't walk through the screen door, you might strain your
The cure may be worse than the disease.
Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
Survival Tip #2: Never MOON a werewolf.
Never say no.
"How to Stay Poor and Enjoy it Less" By I.R.S.
Forewarned is forearmed... which is about half an octopus
DEFINITION: Address - Type of attire worn by some female
That's the Heimlich manuever, *not* the Heineken manuever
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
The NBA's best announcers double as a warm hearty meal.
They know enough who know how to learn.
There is not gravity. The earth sucks.
In ((STEREO)) where available.
Imagine the silence if everyone said only what they know.
Raptor ? More explosions per minute than any other game!
The moderator gave me clearance to talk about ANYTHING!
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Gay friends can be a real pain in the ass!
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Patience is a virtue that carries a lot of wait
The climactic library chase scene comes to a close -Tom
Defend the right to keep and arm bears!
Man who fishes in other mans well catches crabs(Confucius
Healed Head Bad, Bleeding Head Good!
I love it when assimilation comes together.--The Borg Tea
....... And at least one bug!
Heterosexuals only do not a Family make.
I'd like to get some sleep before I travel
From C:\*.* to shining C:\*.*
There it is! The Bridge of Death!
Oh, very clever Worf. Eat any good books lately?
Stove Top? I'm stayin'!
Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk?
Moderating in Moderation
Horn not working... watch for hand signals.
Smokey the Bear says: Strip mining prevents forest fires.
Truncated: What happened to the peanut at the zoo
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Netmail doesn't exist; the Sysop types all this in!
I'm not schizophrenic. It's this guy beside me!
The Kennedys' favorite sexual position: Defendant!
God is dead and Elvis is alive. What a country.
cum Robinum audivisserunt omnes tacerunt ut eum intellege
"Deborah is a nice girl."
Silence is evidence of superb language skills.
A mutated, superior man could also be a wonderful thing
And now we return you to your (ir)regular conference.
I used to write, but now I message.
He's DEAD, Jim! Go to Sick Bay and get the Maggot Master!
He's mostly dead, Jim. Get Miracle Max.
did you back up today, did you signal ? EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eat My Shorts
Compatible: Blows up a little later than Incompatible
Ahhhh..for those longer tags with the register
Oh, that's the BANJO PLAYER'S Porsche. -- Johnny Carson
But why do you exist...here?
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Guy: You heard nothing? * Tom: Just bongos
The scenery only changes for the lead dog!
A rose by any other name . . .
Oxymoron: True DOS Multi-Tasking.
Applexy: Feeling when your computer doesn't deliver the i
Rude, crude, socially unacceptable...
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
Arrested Adolescence is a LOT of FUN!
Parking is such street sorrow. Herb Caen
To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.
Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!
Hankfrankin': Watching 'Monday Night Football.'
Perry Mason for Supreme Court Justice!
My teeth aren't the sharpest in the world. ? Ro
Nixon had Watergate, Clinton has Whitewater.
The Reader's Choice...Silver Xpress!
Everybody ought to have a mind.
Patriots '94!
A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle
The only difference between a rut and a grave is their di
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I must be a sex object. I say Sex? and she objects.
Okay, plan B: We'll hide you with Michael Jackson.
Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)
Click ... click ... click ... out of Taglines!
Morality is a private and costly luxury.
Confucius say, Never raise hands to children! It leave gr
Pound forehead on keyboard to continue.
Another Politically Correct Reply from Richard Berger.
Doctor, what are you and the Captain doing? ? Data
test test test and retest
He may not be smart, but he can lift heavy things!
I want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I am now
Time really flies when you don't know what you're doing.
Stupidity is not considered a handicap, park elsewhere.
Pascal: not Wirth a nickel.
But I DID read the manual...
File not found. Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N)
I used to be a musician but I wasn't noteworthy.
Beer - It's not just a breakfast food anymore
Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?
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Because Pikinu barked so, THAT'S why.
To be born rich is an accident; to die rich is a miracle.
On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers.
Petty crime is the scourge of business today.
PLASTIQUE activates Sep 20 - Dec 31
I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.
Mickey Mouse wears a Bill Clinton watch!
Claiming mental bankruptcy is always an easy option.
OFFLINE 1.50 "I woke above ground again today."
And the whisky hangs around your head - Tom sings
Calcium Anthropology: The study of milkmen.
Do I have a lifestyle yet?
Liberalism is futile. We are EIB. You will be assimilat
"I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
(%%%) Baseball smiley.
Serious tagline
Severe Error 102: Insufficient Coffee, Operator Halted.
also Crow T. Robot, Gypsy, Joel Robinson, TV's Frank, Dr.
If a tree fell on a florist, would he make a sound?
Men only learned to walk upright cause they put beer on t
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Oxymoron: Black-Body Radiation.
He who fart in church, sit in pew
Get OS/2: The WORST Windows tip i've heard!
Modems.....reach out and BYTE someone!
Soon to have my feet in the sand, and gators at my heels!
The "Any" key? See the one in the back marked "power"?
I hate Victor Hugo, said Les miserably.
Bachelor: Plays the field until the field comes in
MICROSWIFT DOS -- for extra slow computing 1-900-CRASHIT
And God said, "I'll buy a vowel."
Little boats should keep near the shore.
Let length(walk) > length(pier)
Children are curly, dimpled lunatics.
q#H) baseball catcher with hat on backwards
I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
User-supported tagline. To register send $49.95 to...
Some believe their life sentence is take up room and die.
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out
############### <- Scratch here to revel your prize.
Exactness is the Sublimity of fools. (Fontenelle)
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Transplanted from Wisconsin.
Snap, crackle, push, pop...
Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed.
" Every little BYTE helps "
Torquemada of Borg: NOBODY assimilates the Spanish Inquis
Reach out, reach out and flame someone!
Okay, okay....so I got it out of the newspaper..so what?
Panties: Not best thing, just close to it!
The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test".
Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Cap'n Crunch found dead...
Girls in Bikinis: Danger to motorists.
I CAUGHT YOU...reading for the tagline UP!
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
Drifting farther every day.
Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down
I'M NOT CRAZY! I'm just a little light headed, that's all
Super Turbo Edlin Deluxe for Win 3.1 w/OCR -- Here NOW!
A cult is any religion without political power.
Few of us can stand prosperity -- someone else's.
Can't see the bright side? Polish the dull side.
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By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut
If love is blind, then how does love at first sight work?
DESQview - No hourglass required!
It is the business of the future to be dangerous.
Friends don't let friends become moderators.
I wanna die with NOTHING left working!<grin>
Since we all move so slow, why is it called rush hour?
USA - at times is seems to be a subsidiary of Japan, Inc
California = Granola State: remove the fruit & nuts, you
"Those are your...hands?"
And all the Borg left was this Amiga...
All men are created equal... poor things...
IBM stands for "Inferior But Marketable"
Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign
Give me the necklace....No...The NECKLACE!!!!
Support National Motherhood Week -- Make one today!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hackitonthesideofthemonitor!
Anna one, anna two.. hit it boyz...
Avoid off-topic warnings - add the moderator to your twit
Live long and prosper... But don't let the IRS know.
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Mynocks...chewin' on the power cab#%#*(^@*!... NO CARRIER
Build something foolproof and every fool will use it.
An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
Waiter, there's a tapeworm in my ribcage. Dax
Go to a nude beach. Keep abreast of developments.
"I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control
Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
He's so stupid he could screw up a one-car funeral.
EchoMail: A Tagline distribution system
I'll have to think twice before I give it a second though
Bad Case #12: Nostalgia buff with amnesia.
Nonsense, no man I know can do it that way. ? O'Brien
The tuna doesn't taste the same without dolphin.
So Sioux me.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: BOB-B-Que.
Give 'em the hard sell, Frank! - Dr. Forrester
People who pun deserve to be drawn and quoted...
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...and then I woke up!
Life's contradictions tend to grow
Scott me up, Beamie!
Hips or lips: Let your conscience be your guide...
My appetite comes to me while eating. Michel de Montaigne
Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file
File not found. Make a wild stab at it (Y/N)?
Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisph
The best audience: Intelligent, well-educated, and drunk.
On finding a stone we see no dog; on seeing a dog we find
I'm sorry. Did you say something?
-=[ Truth Through Superior Firepower ]=-
Daddy why are you swearing? Have you f**ked up again?
My one-legged sister is a professional ice skater.
Click ... click ... click ... out of Taglines!
CAUTION! Blown Brain At Work!
I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant..<HACK>.
A wise man rules by the stars, a Fool is ruled by them
Common sense ain't so common
#include <std_disclaimer.h>
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Oh goody! Another Muranium P36 Explosive Space Modulator!
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)*]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
Nah nah nah SHE'S GOT THE LOOK!
Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: see Bigamy.
Don't Believe The Hype...It's A Sequel
Any fool can tell the truth, it takes sense to lie
Beer:it ain't just for breakfast anymore...
I always watch my speling;sintax, grammer & pointu
Glittering generalities! They are blazing ubiquities.
The sound of many hands clapping. Ol?!
I left a trail of crumbs. I'm being followed by six rats.
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
Pick-em!
Flying saucers are real. The Air Force doesn't exist.
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del for an online IQ test.
Losing your drivers' license is God saying "Walk!"
My photographic memory just ran out of toner.
Speak of braggarts: talking of those lacking something.
Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
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BorgBurgers - We do it our way; your way is irrelevant.
I pulled the finger...and she sank...
my modem has voice recognition. Whenever i say "Hang Up??
I love it when she puts Nair on - Tom as girl rubs leg
Humanity is a parisite
The mind is a terrible thing to taste (Ministry)
S met ing's hap ening t my k ybo rd . .
"Hello...Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold?"
Nobody ever bets enough on the winning horse.
Now THAT'S Italian!
Michael:"I luv u, u luv me, it doesn't matter ur only 3."
Error #1511: Brain Offline
Stealth Condoms - She'll never know you're coming
"I WANT IT FREE AND I WANT IT YESTERDAY."
Spelling checkers at maximum! Fire!
Moderator unemployment is the largest single cause of sel
Dr. Lester - that's my pants that you're wearing! - Kirk
QUAKE: ?eta than all the rest!
Hey Trish, "How `bout them COWBOYS!!!"
lok ma, i'm hoked on phoniks!
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I know the answer, as long as you ask the right question.
Optimist: A YUGO owner with a trailer hitch!
DCE seeks DTE for mutual exchange of data.
A Borg Dalek: We obey.
Autumnmatt: A lawn covered with leaves.
"I am SERVO-TRON! DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!"
Any given program, once working, is obsolete!
Modesty died when false modesty was born.
To discover proper respect for authority, twit your sysop
Liberalism, the choice of mindless multitudes
Creative Hamilton death #21: Citric Acid Enema
To take a stand, one must have legs to stand on.
? RNet 1.08I:2121 The Invention Factory, 44 Smartnet node
Connection Attempt #172 ..<ring>...CONNECT 300.... <CLICK
Okay, quit _leading_ me on...
Explode into pieces, you source code -- Asreil, programme
<Inster Your Own Windows Joke Here>
acetone (v.) - activity performed in exercise classes.
Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Borgasm: The ecstasy of being assimilated.
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Cellostatic - Property of cracker wrappers that causes th
Save our virgin forests -- buy a tree a chastity belt.
My favorite dinosaur? Lickalottapus of course.
"Nuke 'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!"
Bite but keep your backs against the wall.
Marriage, is a lifelong venture, approached with caution.
Thank you for reading this message!
Don't humans just drive you nuts?
Second Star on the Right and on 'til Morning!!
I voted for Bill Clinton!
Behavior is a mirror in which everyone displays his image
Captain, this board seems highly illogical.
There are drugs named after us.
Standards? What standards? Whose standards?
For now.......Let's Party!!
At what point in the dairy process is the Milk Dud made
I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me.
My computer has cables... So why can't I get HBO?
He's not a dog! He's a Canine-American!
* DO NOT EAT *
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Renegade Tagline!! We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!! RE
Though I never left, I'm back. :-)
He Who Made kittens - Put Snakes In The Grass !!
Beat me! Whip me! Make me use Kermit.
He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company.
Test. Test. T E S T !!! Is this thing on????
Remember to PILLAGE before you BURN!
If BBS doesn't answer, please leave message to the Sysop.
To refuse to decide is a decision.
Running Windows is better than washing them.
Never believe anything until it's been officially denied.
A beer won't switch the TV channel.
If I annoyed you, please format my hard disk!
Lunatic Fringe..........We all know you're out there - Re
A moderator's work is never dung.
ROBOWRITER: Writes your messages for you!
My boss made it the hard way. He was nice to his father.
Baptism: A kind of damp bar mitzvah.
DIDN'T INHALE? Can't he do ANYTHING right?
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The BBS of the Stars!"
"The warp drive...she cann'a take it!"...Scotty
WARNING! Evolution may be hazardous to your Ego.
" Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me."
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail
I'd love to, but I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
It's not often I'm right, but I'm wrong this time.
Dinosaur: An animal popular with children because they ca
DOOM: Who lives by the sword gets shot by who doesn't.
I am not a tagline.
*REAL* men don't set for "stun"...
Congenital........ Friendly.
Robert Parson: Member, National Association For Tagline A
Run away!
Ground Beef -- A cow with no legs.
Getting up early is hazardous to your health
MegaMail: The Mother of All Readers
All general statements are false.
My brain's in gear, neutral's a gear ain't it?
History isn't over with yet, but it soon will be.
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"Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs!
Despite the cost of living, it remains popular. ___ Blue
Flattery is counterfeit money, circulated by vanity.
"Off with her head!" shouted the Queen.
OFFLINE 1.50 "Text mode forever!? Oh, please! Oh pleas
Disk crashes! I hate when that happens...
Long Island R.R.: Where's Bernie Goetz when you need him?
God is Pro-Life.
I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
A fertile mind requires a lot of dirt.
Number of Vulcans to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.000000.
Either he is dead, or my watch has stopped.
It's not a mistake, it's an experiment.
I am Lwaxana Troi of Borg, you will be assimil oohhh a ma
Monty Pythagoras: The Ministry of Silly Geometry.
Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!
If it broke, it needed replacing anyways...
I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm t
Straw, Watson Straw! I Can't Make Bricks without Straw!
She is descended from a line that her mother listened to.
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Burn a flag for freedom
All rules have exceptions-except the ones that don
If it looks like a fly & tastes like a fly --
Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!!
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
The MOG-UR'S EMS * L.A., CA * 818-366-1238/8929 ?
Dating is like Geometry: If you've got the curves, I've g
Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy. (Confucius)
A noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating
FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind.
Never leave anything to chance; Make sure all your crimes
Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found a pile of t
ore SOB than you counted on
Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
Do not install prior to installation.
"I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All"
ATF motto: "Let God sort out the innocent!"
"Now somewhere in the black mountain hills....."
I'm tired of thinking up new taglines
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Amateur Explorer - busy getting lost & found
My opinion.. worth the paper it's written on!
Everything is simple, they're what's screwed up!
The only road to success is always under construction.
If this were an actual tagline, it could be funny.
Anybody can be born right-handed. Only the best of us ove
MS WINDOWS: Something the mouse dragged in.
There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulde
"OH NO, NOT MEGAWEAPON!"
All this beer and only one mouth.
Fakir - Mann som kan beg? selvmord og overleve
Blake Stone ? The next best thing to being there.
I got a kick for a dog beggin' for love.
Santa is sending an elf down Lorena Bobbitt's chimney.
Circular logic will only get you dizzy.
"The only thing I enjoy is tormenting you." - Odo (to Qua
Oxymoron: Upside-down Logic.
Politics: Poli=Many, Tics=Blood sucking parasites.
Get off your ASCII.
If anyone approaches with intent of doing you good, run.
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OFFLINE 1.50 "FORMAT DRIVE C:? [ ] Yes [ ] Sure [x]
Remember, if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
"I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!"
if anything can go wrong...NO CARIER
Place written complaint and proof here====>[]
Charter Member of Journalists for Accuracy.
Robots of the future speak out: FREEDOM! FREEDOM! WE WILL
Vegetarians eat vegetables;I'm a humanitarian
Watson! Come here! I need you!
Perry Mason and the Case of the Abominable Bigfoot
This tagline exudes warmth and charm.
Sybil was a multi user.
Anything that can go wr ... #@^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages
Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder?
Marijuana, nature's way of saying "Hi!"
Friends Don't Let Friends Use Windows
Use NABOB-The Preparation H of Archivers!
Sarcasm: barbed ire.
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"Michael Jackson and Boston duet: More Than a Feeling!"
I'm not Canadian, although I tend to like their bacon.
I didn't write that! It sounds more like Shakespea
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head
This tagline is made just for Jesse Irvin
Qute programers use Qedit.
Any change looks terrible at first. Later on, it looks e
EZ come ... EZ go SLMR come... He stay!
Delivered by Electronic Sleddogs.....Woof!
Dinner: Dead animals and some stuff out of the ground.
An elephant is a mouse built to Mil-spec.
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers?
But honey, I wouldn't be up as late on a faster modem....
Taglines: Things that make you go "Hmmmmm"
War is good business - invest your sons.
I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.....
Saved? What for, a rainy day?
Reality has been cancelled due to lack of interest.
Clones are people two.
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MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
Hey, where do I get my Tourist shooting license ?
How do you spell excellent 3D action game?........D-O-O-M
On this BBS, we recycle all of our bytes, bit by bit.
Some farewells are easier than others.
All my old roots are underground.
Do Not Remove This Tag (Under Penalty of Law)
Power corrupts, but we still need electricity.
"If you have ghosts, then you have everything"
Anyone want a burger? It has cheese on both sides!
They just won't let you be
Avoid that run down feeling. Stay on the sidewalk.
Age is only a matter of years??
Mars needs Women -- No experience required!!!
Evolution: Life's a niche and then you die.
Real Tagline Power Users Abuse JH!
OFFLINE 1.40 * Recycle! For us... and them...
In search of the perfect tagline.
Tony attacks with a Longsword +1, +5 vs. Moderators.
Do unto others as they should do unto you but won't.
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I didn't mean to blow up the Academy building! Wesley
Married, Who me? I can't mate in captivity!
This tagline is the property of the Oaks Correctional Fac
'Read my lips, no nude Texan's'. What George really said.
How many times this week have you written '93 on a check?
Tyrants like an unarmed populous.
A reasonable man accomplishes nothing.
C:\WINDOWS; C:\WINDOWS\RUN; C:\WINDOWS\CRASH; DEL WIN\*.*
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
This sentence is a !!! premature punctuator
"For there is no sea, with out the dolphin" -- Oppian
Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggy until you can f
Bad or Missing Tagline File
God Jul och Gott Nytt aar -Swedish Christmas (aa is a wit
<==Hey, dude, It's Registered! I'M legal. Are you?
I was a tall person before I used PKZIP...!
Bush Borg The economy is irrelevant.
Buttblotting Fluid - The blue stuff on diaper commercials
Isn't "shrimp on Barbie" a little kinky?
I'd love to, but I'm converting my calendar watch from Ju
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"Live long and prosper......NOT!!!!!!!"
I just need enough to tide me over until I need mo
Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My witch is sick!
"I will lower taxes!" (Pause) "Psyche!!!" - Bill Clinton
I KNEW I shouldn't have loaned my Sword+3 to the thief...
Paperweights -- The only way to keep bills down.
Do not look in laser with remaining eye.
Anything that can go wr ... #@^% Bus Error -- Core
The trouble with mornings is they happen while you're asl
Oxymoron: Hillary Rodham Clinton and open-door meetings.
Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is futi
Hey Michael: Why don't ya play with Ms Bobbit for awhile?
Transplanted from Wisconsin.
I hit my CRTL key but I'm STILL not in control....
S & M: You always hurt the one you love.
He talks of peace if it is the only way to live.
Warning! Incomprehensible action is about to occur.
Me next! Me! Me! Me! - Crow on 'Present Day'
Must Go - Some Jehovahs witnesses need shouting at.
Bartenders DO IT on the rocks..
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Football players do it after they are blitzed.
A rose is not a rose when it's a brick.
The one who dies with the most toys is dead.
<A>bort <R>etry <S>hoot the SOB!
I run a clean place. ? Guinan
We're having an adventure, just like the Goonies!!!
Camel: A quarter horse designed by a committee.
"No use pussyfooting around, Janet." -- Bert Schnickt
I'm a nocturnal model
Sushi: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.
We need change: Lenin 1917, Hitler 1936, Clinton 1992
"This hat's not big enough for both of us" :Guinan
Home Safety Tip #1. Don't iron whilst naked.
Aladdin Underwear - rub gently to bring out the genie!
It does often seem that man must fight to live.
Oxymoron: Plastic Silverware.
Did you know that no-one ever reads these things?
Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you!
Shake, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote.
Squirrels swim on their backs to keep their nuts dry!
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Look maw, kitty goes POP when ya plug er in da waal.
Tagline uncloaking dead ahead Sir...
Oh, I see, said the blind man to his deaf wife
I my dog, my cat, and I don't baby seals. Have a
Blue Wave Tagline makers can DO IT l o n g e r .
"I sure smell bad after wearing these leathers." * Troi
Error (11): Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware
If you hurl, and blow chunks; she runs. It was never ment
Pant Farr: Vulcan sex with your clothes on
A man without a gun will soon not be free.
Clap on <<CLAP CLAP>>, Clap off <<CLAP CLAP>>#@%%*&@ NO C
He's bad, he's gone, he's a citizen of another country.
Everything I do is needlessly violent and enormously irre
seeYUH!
If you stomp gripes, do you get whine?
I still miss my Ex... But my aim _is_ improving!
About as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Beercan Located. Operator Loaded.
Perot/Bush/Quayle: Billionaire, Skipper and Gilligan
To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
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A man must not swallow more beliefs than he can digest..H
Geouch - Sharp rock one always finds underneath one's sle
Hare Forsberg, Hare Forsberg, Proyam proyam, Hare
Keep out output put input in!
Are you pulling my leg! ...nahh, that's just the dog!
Men are a pain in the @$$, women are a pain EVERYWHERE!
IF IsStolen. THEN GOTO InsultThief
Avoid reality at all costs.
Busier than a one-eyed cat watching 9 mouseholes
The worst ice cream flavor is probably squirrel.
Those who do good will get their Just Punishment!
Taglines--A place to dry wet tags.
Don't look at ME! I voted for Bush!!
Having a good memory is useless unless you have something
Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talkin'.
To err is human, to forgive is unusual.
Aladdin Underwear - rub gently to bring out the genie!
? uoI?e/\ONI ^n? ?sn? n ?,uop
Happiness is a positive cash flow.
The penalty for bigamy is having two mothers-in-law.
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It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
So it goes so it goes so it goes so it goes s
Backup corrupted: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (H)ammer
Quit laughing. I'm trying to humiliate you - Crow
Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.
Now... where did I park that hard disk?
OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!
It was all so different before everything changed.
He's a few tiles short of a successful re-entry.
I'm 51% niceguy and 49% prick. Please push it!
A father is a banker provided by nature.
Most political jokes get elected
Expert - anyone from out of town.
Justice delayed is justice denied.
Cleverness is serviceable for everything but sufficient f
If you think Barney's a pain in the ass then you haven't
I'm too sexy for my taglines!
DATACRIME II activates Oct 13 - Dec 31
I know my efforts deserve my goals, but are my goals wort
All of the stars are to be found only up in the sky.
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{COMMO} + DESQview + '486 = Happy Camper
Mr. La Forge, show these children the antimatter * JLP
Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machine.
Braniff ran OS/2
The real world is a special case.
Improve your memory, forget about work
"Dammit Jim, she's dead! Get off her!" -- McCoy
We are all related...relatively speaking
It's a state of mind.
Climbing my family tree was fun, until the nuts appeared.
THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR
Final scores: Deep Space 9, Babylon 5, Earth 2.
Michael supports NAFTA, more boys and girls that way.
In making decisions, recall that the trend is a friend.
Not, I think, today, Commander. - Picard
Q: How does Bill Clinton say "F*** you"? A: "Trust me."
Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it is a predicament.
Directory of Z:\
This Tagline is Death-Trapped. Stay Away.
Make like a nose and run.
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C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN RUN\RUN\RUN
Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice.
Pain is just God's way of hurting you.
Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
Load it, run it, guru it?
Don't wear earmuffs in a land of rattlesnakes.
That was a favor I did you?
Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?
Pain Farr: Vulcan Sex, but doing it wrong!
Cole fussion is against the slaws of physics.
But MOM, it 'really' WAS a virus!
<>>>>>>>>>>>> SURF NAKED <<<<<<<<<<<<>
OH, NO! Can't Operate! AMA License Expired!
Walking in a winter wonderland.
Avoid driving a motor vehicle or operating heavy machiner
Make like, a zit and head out.
Business & science walk hand in sweaty hand - Dr. F
Going to Beta-Test SOON! :-)
That's the Heimlich manuever, *not* the Heineken manuever
I type softly and carry a *BIG* electromagnet
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Make like, a tree and leave.
Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot. (Confucius)
Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and orde
Leprechauns hide in Twinkies.
From every mountainside, let freedom ring.
This taglx^$ closed for repairs.
I am a Baudaholic.
Make like, Marilyn Chambers and blow! (works with any por
"And then you turn the corner," as the DM chuckles...
Indecision Clouds My Vision.
HaHaHa! Yuk, Yuk. Snort. Harumph.
Money is the root of all evil. Send $250 for more info.
Any given program will expand to fill available me
The worst thing about ignorance is its insistency.
Sturgeon's Law: 98% of everything is crap
It's 1000. Do you know what time it is?
?h? ? ???? m???M ?? ??g
GORBACHEX: Popular Russian Breakfast cereal
Oxymoron: Pure sludge.
Sorry, the Dog ate my Blue Wave packet.
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He's got bats in the belfry.
Reality-O-Meter: [\.......] Hmmph! Thought so.
To live well, know the difference between good and evil.
"Hey, 'Rubba' would you like to sit on my lap?" Michael
I'm a counsellor, not a contortionist! - Troi
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.
*/ <==-- Tribble with a lightsaber
Virus detected! P)our chicken soup on motherboard?
Just some extemporaneous personal communication
SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity
Skynet Softball >>>>>>>>>>>>> Catch it!!!
Watch where you go... remember where you've been...
God must love the common man; He made so many of them.
Pray as if it were up to God, but work as if it were up t
A Mother Goose/Oliver Stone production: "HUMPTY DUMPTY WA
Art is I; Science is We.
The Hubbell works fine; all that stuff IS blurry!
Risking moderation again!
I drank a beer once but I didn't swallow any of it.
Now which one does Bill Clinton play in the show, Beavis
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Stupidity has no limits, genius does.
Confucius Say: `A Watched Tandy Never Boots!'
Taglines - not just for messages anymore.
Get back into life with Depends!
I am wealthy in my friends. -Shakespeare
A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
AH activates any Tuesday
...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
I'm not a bigot, I hate everyone.
Part-time musicians are semiconductors.
These are the George Bush times that try men's soles.
Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you!
ASCII silly questions and you'll get some silly ANSI
Computer: a device for generating mistakes at high speed.
O'Brian's Law... Murphy is an optimist.
He's a few holes short of a whiffle ball.
Message is 'Closed Captioned for the Hearing Impaired'
Patriotism is always the last refuge for the scoundrel.
Butthead : Men who feel... themselves (ha.ha.huh).
Beta testers do it first!
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Old Moderator: Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist.
Dragon riders make good first impressions.
I got lost in thought, it was a very unfamiliar territory
The safest form of contraceptive for Programers is their
Pregnancy is a side effect of sloppy birth control.
I've compiled a list of your faults. It comes in 10 volum
A hen tomorrow is more valuable than an egg today.
No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away
Moderator: Knows all, sees all, trips over own two feet.
Read messages, not taglines.
The ultimate mail reader is here!!!!
Oxymoron: Arrogant Humility.
The well resolved mind is single & one pointed
Join the Athletics conference today!
If I only had a 486 . . .
For tomorrow I diet . . .
I could prove God statistically. - George Gallup
If all else fails, blame the computer!
MANIAC - An early computer built by nuts.
Time is a stream we fish in
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Arrogance never wins customers.
Genealogy. Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
"Everybody need reverse polarity."
Old age = you + 20 years.
So many ancestors, so little time.
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted his moderator.
Ronnie Thompson PO Box 65191 Fayetteville NC 28306 (910
This taglx^$ closed for repairs.
So far, so good, so what?
Excuse me - but HOW do you spell EMT ????
Ted Kennedy's Bumper Sticker: My other car is underwater.
It's a poor cook who cannot lick his own fingers.
"And God said, Let there be light: and there was light."
Reality is for people who can't handle BBSing
Psychics will lead dogs to your body.
Is beer like Champagne?
Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
My baby she wrote me a letter...
Positive thinking: Believe everything positively stinks.
I backed up my hard drive... and smashed into a bus!
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My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ...
Something Amiss? Hi, I'm Something Amister.
Salesmen DO IT with their tongues.
Do you have such a thing?
Wasting time is an important part of life.
))))) TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP ((((( - sublimi
Illiterate? Want to learn to read? Write for free info
bulldozer (n.) - political speech writer taking a nap.
It's not easy having an overbearing parent! - Troi
Doubt is the root of education, not faith.
Brevity is the soul of utter incomprehension.
A Macintosh is an EtchaSketch you don't have to shake.
Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!
Okay witch, give us all your gold pieces, or we kill your
It's GOOD To Be The Queen - Majel Barrett Roddenberry
Oh very clever Worf, eat any good books lately?
"Bother", said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face.
Big Apple BBS >SMARTNET 1010< (516) 536-1546 RVC, NY
I'm easy to please ... as long as I get my way
Just one more compile and I'll come to bed...
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Been there! Done that! Stole the tagline!
Do you suffer from incontinence ? Use Selleys No More Le
If this is hell -- Where are the moderators?
Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back.
Spindle & Mutilate - See if I care..
He who dies with the biggest Chunck of Barney WINS!
I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to
Sheila's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
Graveyards are full of the indispensable.
God cures and the doctor takes the fee.
Things could only be worse in Cleveland.
Bunnies and beer don't mix.
That's user, u s r, and then there's a space ...
Darmok and Groucho, at the opera.
A PC takes guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.
Toil is most pleasant when done.
Take it from me - he's got the goods.
ERROR! KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE d
Error reading FAT Table...Try Skinny one ? (Y/N)
If looks could kill it would've been us instead of him!
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Driving Lesson One: Shiny side up; rubber side down.
Ah, the vastness of space and time... and I end up here..
Cheer leaders DO IT cheerfully.
D.A.M.N. Nude Mothers against Dyslexia
Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased.
(((((This message in Stereo where available)))))
Good sex never gets an instant replay, but bad sports cal
To risk nothing is to risk everything.
Florida -- the Punshine State.
This tagline also stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into an XT.
Oxymoron: Systematically at Random.
It's not the age - it's the mileage!
Liberal Rule #6 - Lie about the past, then try to repeat
I'm so modest I pull the curtains before changing my mind
Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!
If I got the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Bit Decay!? D?d y?? s?? ?? D???y??
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Never trust a skinny cook.
OS/2 2.0: Taking the wind out of Windows.
It depends on which end he tries to light...
"Synthetic scotch, synthetic Commanders..." -- Scotty
Too bad women don't have pull-down menus and online help.
He's as sharp as a marble.
SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?
I was on a roll till I slipped on the butter
Honest, Officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got
????Spiritual Truth thru Superior Weapons?????
I HATE call waitinNO CARRIER
no, I don't have a graduate degree - why do you ask?
Penny for your thoughts? SURE, Do I get Change?
Go softly....it's dark out there
STRING space corrupt? But I always use TAPE!
I think, therefore I scan.
No woman has ever shot a man while he's doing the dishes.
R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base.
An adulteress was condemned to the electric blanket.
Baby Bop - Bop that baby! From the nerf version of Juras
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NO CARRIER. Oh well, I didn't want to land anyways.
Keep in mind transmogrification is new technology.
My one-legged sister is a professional ice skater.
Hey. I am not a vampire. I just like to bite.
So many messages ... So little time left.
As I was going up a stair, I met a man who wasn't there.
Moosehead: Great beer, and a new experience for the moose
If your aim in life is nothing; you can't miss.
If Lunatics Had Wings, This Place Would Be An Airport !!!
Only the Shadow knows.
We look for things. Things that make us go.
I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar!
Teleportation affects your orientation.
Smile! You're on Candid Modem!
Lawyers or Toxic Waste Dumps...hmmm, tough choice
I'm from the government. I'm here to help you.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit.
Fatal Database Error #10070: <Sysop> late for work
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
If Einstein were black...would E=MC Hammer?
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Oh, YEAH! Want to FIGHT about it? {daddy, beat him up}
I failed my blood test! I didn't study.
Tact is knowing how far to go in going too far.
Guns - today's leading cause of statistics!
Reality is the indefinite enumeration of objects.
Too many pieces of music end too long after the end.
Truth Through Superior Firepower.
One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him.
Tagline Lotto: ??????????<- Scratch here to reveal prize.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Logic: 1+1= 11, 2+2= 22, 3+3=6
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it.
Help! I've fallen and I can't log off!
Oxymoron: Liberal Fundamentalists.
No, I don't know what "apathy" means, nor do I care.
Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.(Confuc
Make like a missile and cruise.
IBM = Into Building Money
I backed up my hard drive... and smashed into a bus!
If you wish to know more, press CTRL-ALT-DEL.
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Don't drive too close or I'll flick a booger on you.
Use subdirectories; keep your FAT thin!
All's well that ends well.
Proverbial excrement hits oscillating air device.
If you want to run and play, Come along the BEAM today.
Anything worth doing is worth getting someone else to do
Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
<tap> <tap> <tap> Is this thing on?
It's not a BUG, it's an undocumented feature!
Live Long and Perspire.
Tell me now, before I spend 20 dollars on drinks.
Qmodem changed my life..I used it to get Telix.
He who laughs last is a little slow on the uptake.
If life deals you a bad hand, asks for a reshuffle!!
Friend or Foe??????????????????
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it
This is your brain...THIS is your brain on DOS!
Qfront - It's Not Just For Mailruns Anymore...
I used to read books. Now I read .QWK packets.
Blood in the Saddle - By the Kotex Kid.
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Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?!
Losing messages? That Fido, he be one HUNGRY puppy!
Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R Us
Have you crashed your Windows today?
I graduated MAGNA CUM DENTE (by the skin of my teeth).
Part of the Foundation Trilogy gift set - Dr. Forrester
Read into the Record: Something put before Congress that Ifyoucanreadthisyouhavebeenreadingtoomanytaglines.
Rap sounds like you put a rhyming dictionary into a popco
I am not responsible for advice not taken!
It's a chain saw. I always carry one for emergencies.
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Telephone Repairman!
If there is no GOD, who pops up the next kleenex?
Paranoid? Me? Who said that...?
Only sheep make baaaad puns.
Another Saturday Night and I Ain't Got Nobody...
Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2
Method acting.. I'm vaguely aware of it. - Picard
Only those who attempt the absurd achieve the impossible.
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Everything goes on sale ... right after you buy it.
Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats.
Hands up! Said the laser printer.
Is sex in a cornfield PORN on the cob?
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
nuqDaq yuch Dapol Troi
It is not I who is crazy! It is I who I mad!!!!-Ren Hoek
Schizophrenia beats living alone.
Good morning, Sir.Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium
They went that-a-way --->
Avoid driving a motor vehicle or operating heavy m
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it - get a bigger ham
My neighbor has a circular driveway. she can't get out.
No matter where you go....I'll HUNT you down!!!
Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
Smoke me a Dopefish, I'll be back for breakfast.
I QEdit!
Security, confine Ensign Novak to the brig.
Boy! This is Fun and inxepensive too.
I was typing along, and then...
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Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws Of Assimilation.
No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting.
It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan.
BEER... Drink your daily B-complex with a foamy head.
:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
DIODE; What happens to people who don't die young.
Can you give up Catholicism for Lent?
Get thee behind me Satan! You push and I'll steer...
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong
Someone blew out his pilot light.
Oxymoron: Educational TV.
- FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
Reality-O-Meter: [\.......] Hmmph! Thought so.
Coming soon--TRILOBITE SEX GODDESSES FROM MARS!
Open some Windows and let some Fresh air in....
Do what you want with the girl, just let me the h*ll go!
Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
It ain't over 'till the fat lady emits intestinal gas.
agnodyslexic plea: why me dog?
Sometimes you have to wake up and smell the Spam.
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Life's a CACHE, and then you FLUSH...
Alaskan spill: Flow control problem... no EXXON/EXXOFF.
Beer not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Mount Rushmore to get 2 new faces...BILL CLINTON
"I have no vices for you to exploit." Tosk "A challenge"
Kindly use all of your fingers when you wave. <sigh>
Make like, a tribe and get lost (the lost tribes of Israe
Elephant: Mouse built to government specifications
{{:-(*) <-- Klingon eating a Tribble.
(Nikoleivitch)
Is the US ready for self-government?
A programmer and his mind are soon parted
If I could put time in a bottle....
"Grady! The 'Paper Chase' guy is here!"
Palindrome: Evil I did dwell; lewd did I live.
An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.
Problems for a Furry: Being mistaken for Bill Clinton's
I wish life had an editable scroll-back buffer ...
To any objective person it'd be obvious that I'm right.
Michael Jackson.
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I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't....
Please remove near duplicate taglines to shave space.
On the 10 Year Plan at Southern Tech
The worst beer around is WinBooze.
I always laugh at the wrong time. At my own funeral....
Education will never become as expensive as ignorance
Salmon Rushdie? The green courtesy phone ....
Atilla the Pun
Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
Hell hath no fury like HOLYSMOKE
America is the only country founded on a good idea.
NOT the Co-moderator!
The truth is always the strongest argument.
If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.
Do device drivers need a chauffeur's license?
Make like, smoke and dissipate.
At last! Perot actually makes a decision...
There's a dead bishop on the landing!
In the end Gravity Wins.. Dolly Parton..
Cure for spurned lovers: broken heart surgery.
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God told me it's none of your business. Jimmy Swaggart.
The toughest BBS you'll ever love.
Handel was half German, half Italian, half English. He w
Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload on the move.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Two lost cluster's found in the writer's brain!
Welcome to last years meeting of the Procrastinators Club
If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL
The seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
I didn't lose my mind; it's here somewhere.
So many A-holes, so few bullets -- Ford Fairlane
Boothgap - Space between a stationary seat and the next t
OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!
In the event of a real flame war,
Tact is rubbing out another's mistake instead or rubbing
"He's dead Jim."
Confucius say, Man who live in glass house should dress i
I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous
It's Alive. Well, not REALLY, but it was pretty scary, h
He is the most sensible looking man talking nonsense.
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Plan to be more spontaneous.
On your turf again, and using fake taglines!
I bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more,
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Have a Nice Day !
Does Quasimoto ring a bell?
Chile today. Hot tamale.
Tag your it!
Reagan is proof that there is life after death.
Visit beautiful Vergas, Minnesota.
Bad or Missing Tagline File
Truth Through Superior Firepower.
..And what time does your diarrhea medicine start working
Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
Do physicists get hadrons?
No reason for it; it's just my policy.
"No man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.". GBS
Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
Well, don't look at ME. Ask the troll.
It's okay to call someone stupid; just don't prove
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I'm just trying out this . It seems a bit small.
If it moves so slow, why is it called rush hour?
How do I set my Laser Printer to "STUN"?
Security, confine Ensign Beck to the brig.
Wacky Wheels ? Underwater driving possible by air pumps.
The happy and the powerful never willingly go into exile.
Demonstrates qualities of leadership: Has a loud voice -e
OFFLINE 1.43 * << Politically Un-Corrct Tagline Deleted!
Old Musicians never die, they just go from bar to bar.
Bankrupture: A Fiscal Hernia.
Too much shareware, not enough registration $$$.
Bow down to FLUFF!
Live long and Prosper,... (belch) 'scuse me.
It's hard to be humble when you're having so much fun.
OUCH!... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper.
Music makes a difference...support it in your schools.
It is impossible to think clearly with clenched fists.
She kept saying I didn't listen to her -- or something.
One on-topic post a day keeps the moderator at bay.
He's so dumb he thinks Cheerios are doughnut seeds!
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Microsoft is a bunch of !Cs
"Hey, lets get drunk and go fridge tipping!"
"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.."
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
BAUD-E-BOARD - 814-9330 ... tell 'em Mailman sentcha
I've turned my Laserjet into a death ray!
Clogbytes - The holed edges of computer paper that jam up
Have you seen my mind? It wandered again.
"Doubt Everything"-DesCartes
"As a math atheist, I should be excused from this." - Cal
Td tada: Football player holds up his arms and celebrates
Carpe Diem!
Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic.
MSI - Redefining Telecommunications in '93
Watch this guy! Keep watching this guy!
Join the Athletics conference today!
It's Ensign Flintstone, Jim... He's FRED!!!
Well,I'll take whatever i want, and baby i want you.
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all stats are made up o??*?*???? <--- Tribbles living near Three Mile Island.
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Retirement: when you get a certificate of depreciation.
That's It!!!! ARM THE ELECTRONIC BAGPIPES!
That was a favor I did you?
And God said: E = ?mv? - Ze?/r, and there was light!
"He's dead, Jim. Pass the ketchup!"
MODERATR.COM FOUND RESTORE TOPIC.ON? (Y/n)
Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included.
Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
Tagline Found. (N)ext (S)wipe (C)orrect grammar.
Never say no.
sdnah ruoy no emit hcum oot evah uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
CAUTION! High Pressure!!! Contents are PKZIPED.
Misfortunes always enter a door left open for them.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead... resist us.
Does that help at all?
Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T-shirt.
Now which one does Bill Clinton play in the show, Beavis
Excess Weinerage - When buns come in 8 pks and franks com
Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call
Sex like air is only a big deal if you can't get any.
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I can't remember,I can't recall...
Some strong coffee. I'm getting buzzed! - Tom
Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo?
That VTOL craft isn't going to make it LOOK OU{~~x{x{|{`
"Give me two personal pronouns." "Who, me?" -Benny Hill
Gentlemen's agreements can get very ungentlemanly.
Alright! Another Earthquake.
Heh... I don't wanna make you *work* or anything.
Misquote!! 10 yard penalty, loss of down! <Fweeeet!>
Don't try to have the last word. You might get it.
It's only reality...
Read enclosed instructions carefully before opening.
Against stupidity, the Gods themselves, contend in vain.
Line noise provided by Alberta General Telephones
Baseball makes sense: man with four balls walks to first
For some Reason, reality is an illusion.
Lawyers should advertise on hospital ceilings.
Genealogists believe they can always trace an ancestor.
Rape!! The world has been Saddamized by Iraq!
Freeze! Assume the Ctl-Alt-Del position.
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No,Scotty.I said "Beam me ABOARD". Not "A BROAD"
Save your money for a rainy day, now selling for $3.95.
I exorcised my demons -- used a Lifecycle.
No matter how you dress a cow, it still gives milk !
If love was meant to be easy, everybody would be in it.
Get a life, Get OS/2 2.0!
Show me your tagline! Oh, really?
The safest form of contraceptive for Programers is their
File Manager msg: star.star found. Deleting all Star Tre
Funny thing.... harder I work, luckier I get.
Ok! I'm weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.
Lurkers of the world unite!
Penguin: The headwaiter of the Antarctic.
Television is to media what hydrogen bombs are to explosi
There aren't enough days in the weekend.
CP 2.00 [NR] ? Th-th-th-that's all, folks!
Have you hugged a programmer today?
( ( ( ((( In Stereo ))) ) ) )
The haves and have-nots come from the dos and do-nots. -----T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-------
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C'est La Folle de Sashay!
That's right, try hard to be good at the game of life.
It's OK to prick your finger. It's not OK to . . .
The greatest hate springs from the greatest love.
Virginia is for lovers, but Pensylvania has INTERCOURSE!
I am ???????????? -- Welcome to our NEW AGE
COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded.
Pascal: What's it Wirth?
DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT!
Entered @TIME@ on @DATE@
Seminars: derived from 'semi' and 'arse'; hence, any half
CAUTION! Blown Brain At Work!
Five years from now, will they have a Soviet Reunion?
He who has had, has been, but he who hasn't been, has bee
The universe looks smooth-if you stand back far enough.
Guy: The swap meet * Tom: Swamp meat?
I better watch my language. It's going to get me in trou
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes.
Every silver lining has a dark cloud.
If God lived on Earth, people would knock out his windows
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The less you have to do, the less time you find to do it
Random Ray strikes again :>
Virtual: not knowing where your next byte is coming from.
Quit worrying about your health, it will go away.
DEFINITION: Initialize - Carving your initials on a flopp
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
No one can get ahead of you when they're kicking you in t
Don't be a sexist. There are broads around here ... 8-)
No more blah, blah, blah!
eople present.
Three Jews go into a bar and buy it!
Chicken Little was right.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assi...ooh, doughnuts!
Don't count the days, make the days count.
A gentleman is a man who CAN play the accordian but doesn't
Someday you will come to your senses.
He who smiles in a crisis has thought of someone else to
My other computer is the Graphic Omniscient Device. --Dr.
Genetics: Why you look like your father, or should.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers.
Gore-tex: byproduct of the Texas chain saw massacre.
To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics.
Confucius say: Shit happens.
If 4 bits = a nibble; 8 = a byte, doesn't 16 = a mouthful
IBM = Institution By Machiavelli
We demand peaceful relations or we'll blow up your planet
PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR
"Falsehood has a perennial spring." -- Burke
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader 2.0
THERE... ARE... FOUR.... LIGHTS!!!!!!
Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!!
SEE THE BBS THEY COULDN'T KILL!!!!!
### Ian Maxim -- (803) 957-4064 ###
Memories of you remind me of you.
Actions speak louder than words -- but not so often.
Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger!
This is heavy stuff for a Thursday!
I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk.
Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the dead.
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All right Spread `em! - While playing cops and robbers...
I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my...
Men who murder man-bashing talk show hosts...on the final
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
I have lost my mind, but it must be backed-up somewhere.
Since prehistoric man, no battle has ever gone as planned
Aneedawhack: An obnoxious, spoiled child in a mall.
The First Liar Never Has A Chance
Money-the root of all evil. Man needs roots.
I never heard of a sword of party member slaying.
Do the voices in my head bother you?
Jazz isn't for everybodyIt's BETTER than that!
A good organizer is one who is careful to plan ahead.
Oxymoron: Kosher for Yom Kippur.
to throw up on your car. The national sport is breaking
Stressed out, and someone to Choke... Can't get any bette
Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.
Communism will work when love, not greed, inspires it.
He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB.
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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But I wanna get my mail packet, I wanna, I wanna,I wanna!
Iam McCoy of Borg. Dammit locutus! I'm an assimilator, n
The haves and have-nots come from the dos and do-nots.
A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds...
Reality? That's where the Pizza Delivery Guy comes from!
Barney Burgers, get your red-hot Barney Burgers!
I'm putting this thread in my freezer, so it don't smell
Man is a piece of the universe made alive.
Beware of all moderators!
I had no idea you were such a cad. I'm impressed. Q
Grow your own dope, plant a POM
My system goes down more often than a $10 whore.
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
Support the National Endowment for Creative Misogyny
Try to get rid of junk mail, but income tax forms arrive.
Men invented computers to drive women crazier!
..., Mirror on the wall, I wish I was the Procomm of ALL
Everybody's a programmer, but who's WRITTEN anything?
Good lawyers can get sodomy reduced to following t
I could tell you, but I'd have to shoot you afterwards.
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Home of the McTagline. Billions and Billions serve
"Hard DISK? Damn, I misread the advertisement." Old Maid
Our people don't believe in slavery.
This tsgline is owned and operated by Frobazz Magic Co.,
I came, I saw, I c!)@(#*$&%^ Carrier Lost...
Reality is a fictitious concept I find aesthetically appe
Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!
An empty bus travels fast.
Exploding WP 51 Falls Out Of Windows... GIF at 11
If I save time, when do I get it back ?
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?
Ha! and you thought you had heard them all!
Defrustration for the 90's -- throwing Windows out!
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg - Penises are irrelevant.
I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
Fandom and computers, there HAS to be cheaper hobbies.
? TagMan ? Bits, Bytes, Bauds ...Can't live With, or With
Bjarni's lost refuge -- Vikings to the Bone
Glen: Limbless man in a clear space in a forest
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
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Trust the moderator, Luke.
I am Locutus of Borg! Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Teachers make little things count.
Wanted:386DX Fatherboard to have SX with my Motherboard
Emotions are alien to me.I'm a scientist.
Only Bagpipes and Accordians play in the Band of Hell...
This tagline can be bought.
Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it.
We must believe in free will, we have no choice!
Liberal Tactic #1: When in doubt, tell a lie.
Behind every successful man is a woman who made it necess
Uh Mike, that's not cheese!
To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer.
IBM = It's Better Manually
Unrecoverable Application Error - Detonation follows.
aving.
Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system
Gold Leader, they have a lock on my tagline!
I once bought New Idea, but only for the pictures - Sen.
Barney of Borg: Today we learned resistance is useless.
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Sometimes the obvious works best!
Oxymoron: American English.
OFFLINE 1.50 "GENERAL FAILURE A>bort, R>etry, F>ire Sho
Mother nature is a bitch.
Are humans good to eat Daddy?
I've compiled a list of your faults. It comes in 10 volum
Paladin Orcs get +2 to hit against neutral clerics.
Phasers on "Blow the crap out of 'em"... FIRE!
Just waiting for a new version......
SDRAWKCAB spelled backwards is backwards.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Have no fear - I never attack lesser beings.
If your cow, doesn't give milk dairy farming just isn't f
I don't meet competition, I crush it.
The word of today is LEGS. So spread the word.
Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!!
Honey, PLEASE don't pick up the p???aj?????
If I can't have it all, I think I'll just cry a lot.
**FLASH** Eveready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
I live in the desert with a cat with no brain...
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Oh, you're no fun anymore!
Grammar and spelling mistakes created by random line noise
I had a thought, and I lost it.. nothing new.
Am I an elephant?? I'm gray and wrinkled!!!
Take The Quantum Leap: 11:30 AM & Midnight Mondays-Friday
If one cannot catch a bird of paradise, grab a wet hen.
Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
An elephant is a mouse with an operating sys.
No amount of poor schooling can spoil a good student.
Everyone's life seems easier from the outside !
Sometimes I wake up grouchy ... sometimes I let her sleep
Confucius say: "Many man smoke, but Fat Man Chu."
Eagles Soar!, but weasels arn't sucked into jets!
...But I was so much older then...
Coffee.Com not found (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)nooze?
Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.
I'd go on welfare, but I'm not used to living that well!!
Question: Man invented alcohol. God invented grass. Who d
Does steel wool come from metal sheep?
Are you PC-Bored? Try RBBS instead. You'll love it!
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And Adam asked "What's a Headache?"
THINK! or THWIM!
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
o NO CARRIER
Hoover, nobody sucks like you.
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
Is beer like Champagne?
BIGAMIST: A heavy fog in Italy.
Variables won't; constants aren't.
Put on your seatbelt. I wanna try something.
Starring Joan Collins & Jackie Collins - Tom on shrews
Creativity demands curiosity in the search for knowledge.
If you had one less chromosome, you'd be a Simpson!
JUMP! -- One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
There's no skeletons in my closet!
Celebrate Hannibal Day. Have a friend for lunch.
Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I
The best writing never appears.
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My gray hairs can beat your gray hairs.
If you are what you eat, what's a vegetarian?
If I am not satisfied with your answers, you will die.-TN
No grass grows where my horse has trod. - Atilla the Hun
...Make...the Taglines go awaaaaaaaaaay....
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg. That's a scary thought, eh?
I'd love to, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
Nuttonbutton - The device at intersections marked "push t
Security, confine Ensign Daehn to the brig.
This is only a demo reply...
Bachelorhood should be taxed, such happiness is valuable.
Can God make a rock so big He can't lift it?
Bore. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
A hoopy frood really knows where his towel is.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the Question. YES is the an
? ???? ? Square dancers do it on the floor in Groups of
Billy Bob's Road Kill Cafe - You kill'em, we Grill
Voice: 919-870-6926 (eves/weekends)
I'll Have What The Fellow On The Floor Is Having
This tagline is made just for Michael Williams
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Void for vagueness?
Flash! Bill Clinton nominates Lorena Bobbit for Surgeon G
I'm a belligerent omnivore -- I eat vegetarians.
Real knowledge is knowing the extent of one's ignorance.
Organic........... Church music.
The flush toilet is the basis of western civilization.
Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like?
This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me $10
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.
As long as I'm in charge here, there will be no leaders.
If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork
Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb Looks: FREE
Bushido does not mean what it sounds like.
If God wanted me on topic, why'd he make moderators get u
Barney is really an out of work programmer...
BMW: Bastard Money Wielders
Silence is evidence of superb language skills.
These opinions are mine and only mine (unless you wnat to
Hey! I resemble that!
Oxymoron: Kosher for Yom Kippur.
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AT&T Sub-space: The next best thing to beaming the
Lick this spot>>>>>[X]<<<<<for a really good buzz!!!
Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.
Beam me up, Scotty, This planet has no beer!
Expert - Someone who knows less, but makes more money.
I am Sybil of Borg: I will assimilate myself.
Beam me up Scotty, This isn't the men's room.
I think I'm gonna, Hurl.
HELP! My Hard Drive has fallen and I have no taglines!
We're from Liars Anonymous. No we're not!
Skeptics are seldom deceived.
CPU - Random number generator
RIP... This tagline had now been ripped off.....
Never argue with a fool - people might not know the diffe
There's an answer to every problem. Sometimes it's "No."
For my next trick I'm lighting myself on fire!
Barney of Borg: Today we learned resistance is useless.
So this lizard told me he was a brontosaurus on his mothe
The boss is always right.
My amne keyboar oesn't have any 's!
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Confucius say... Girl with back to fire warming whole of
Confucius say, he who sink in woman's arms soon have arms
e. ... Murphy's agnostic law: If anything can go wrong, i
People who have trouble communicating should shut up.
Feather by feather the goose is plucked.
Was General George Custer an aficionado of arrow shirts?
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
"Something is different......."
"Too slow, chicken marengo. Too slow for this Cat." - C
Money is the root of all evils. Send $20 for more inform
They must have looked like...a roast chicken!
By the way, you're listed as my co-signer on my AMEX.
Transporter room, beam that tagline up immediately!
ShnarfMan says: ABSTAIN (of course, _he_ dosen't have muc
Skydiving & Maxwell House - Good to the last drop! IFYOUCANREADTHISYOU'REOBVIOUSLYTOOCLOSETOMYTAGLINE.
Need a change of scenery? Date a stage hand.
<=OZ=>..."Wild Thing...you make my thing ring"
Postage not necessary if mailed within the United States.
Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat.
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All reality is aspect dependent.
HO! <repeat three times>
It's great AND less filling.
I don't know how I got here....
It's easier to do good then be good.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college educati
Pobody's Nerfect!
ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em!
Tact: Describing others as they see themselves.
The BBS in English.
Oh, forget the DOCS, just see if it blows up!
" " - [cloaked tagline]
Sensors show a Tag-Line thief in this sector, Captain.
After all is said and done, more is said then done
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
Life with pets is never dull.
Isn't 'Dumb Blonde' a peroxymoron?
Good manners are the lubricant of social intercourse.
I have a photographic memory. What's your name aga
Bigfoot Puts on the Dog
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May the Porsche be with you....
And now a word from our sponsor.
Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper ord
This is David Koresh of Borg. WE will be incinerated.
Mayor of Hiroshima: What the F*** was that????
I hate Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Great Satan.
Have the boy sent to the bridge. - Picard
Us * "Not a problem."--Parker Lewis
Put it to Music!
e knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. F
CyberVille Station East
Tagcrafters -- Taglines in about an hour.
Ooooh, yech. How did THAT get in my bed? - Prez Reagan:*)
Please don't tell my fiancee what SHICKSA means!
Temporary sysop access granted!
People who have trouble communicating should shut up.
Science doesn't answer a question without raising ten mor
I've upped my posting count. Up yours!
CompuCrumb SPUDModem Detected; System hanging up now...
Oxymoron: Wickedly Funny.
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Chewbacca of Borg: RRWARARRHHG!!
Oxymoron: Random logic.
I've never seen a good war or a bad piece!
Antonym: The opposite of the word you're trying to think
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more th
Join Taglines Anonymous. We can help.
Use the Force, Luke... but not Windows
Suspicion poisons a friendship.
'Hand me that solar-powered flashlight...'
psychotherapist (n.): mentally ill rapist.
A gun shot model will often hide in the woods - Crow
Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army!
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Idealism precedes experience - cynicism follows...
There are *FOUR* lights! Picard
People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend
"Bother", said Pooh, as the spaceships landed.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - DO IT all day
Now you know why the Cheshire Cat is smiling.
New bumper sticker..... Clinton Happens
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Never, never, never *MOON* a werewolf !!
I'm NOT paranoid. Which of my enemies said I was?
Radioactive Halibut will make fission chips
The difference between LIKE and LOVE...SPIT or SWALLOW...
And they robbed his evil cow.
Did you hear about the new deli that opened in India??
I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark......
"The warp drive...she cann'a take it!"...Scotty
Pun Farr: Vulcan sex jokes.
DEFINITION: Iterate- A healthy illiterate.
Lite Year: low calorie year!
Lions & tigers & bears oh my!
there's somethin' strange in the neighborhood
Mandatory tagline omitted; moderator gone berserk. Story
Ground yourself, THEN hug your motherboard!
I practic Ancient Art of .45 AUTO
More fun than a busy signal."
I added water, the oatmeal still taste odd. Oh, HOT water
DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.1
My imaginary friend won't speak to me
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DEFINITION: Duplex - Having two apartments.
---===???<<< SPACE FOR RENT >>>???===---
This Tagline is really Odo.
COM program murdered. "Bits everywhere" says witness.
If your mind goes blank, remember to turn down the sound.
Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!
Echo: Only thing that cheats some out of the last
Jealousy has often been a motive for murder.
Experience is a good teacher but her fees are high
We live in a world where nothing is impossible, except pe
* <--Tribble __ <--Tribble vs. Godzilla
Evil Grin #13 <<<<<GRIN>>>>>
just a friendly online BBS for the past 6-7 years in Cent
Make like, whiplash and disappear and reappear again.
The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Got run, my cat got stuck in the printer...
If the Game Master didn't see it, it never happened.
Don't ever stand up to be counted or someone will take yo
Drag the Joneses down to your level. It's cheaper.
And God created Nerds, "Go forth and Multiple" he said, a
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The more you run over a cat, the flatter is gets.
Install failed. Attempting to transfer virus to c:
.The cpu is intell and it is a 8086....I have two batteri
Never joke with the ignorant. They take it seriously and
Never settle for less than your best.
Cellostatic - Property of cracker wrappers that causes th
??????????? Generic Tagline
"He's dressed up like that dude on the dollar." -- Butthead
Don't insult the alligator till after you cross the river
Justice: A decision in your favor.
So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway??
-- Spillaine folks, Some Londoners -- P. Lane folks.
I got no prob with "Bob"
Actually, what I want is a little toy spaceship!!
All I ask for is an opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happyness Apprentice curmudgeon in training.
The Church of St Todd the Incontinent
Microsoft and Gateway - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventur
If you live long enough, it WILL kill you...
I'm not old, just chronologically challenged!
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There's an answer to every problem. Sometimes it's "No."
Financial help can be arranged. It's just very expensive!
I blush to confess that I am always getting confused.
Oxymoron: Divorce court.
Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes.
Only a ballplayer's errors are published every day.
I hate taglines.
The fully interchangeable BBS.
I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.
Oxymoron: Permanent Fad.
"Man with athletic fingers, make broad jump." -Confucius
Managing programmers is like herding cats.
Permission to smash the lieutenant's head in, sir. * Worf
Humor is so subjective.
Blah, blah, blah...
There is a skeleton in every old house and old horse.
So even when you're dead you can annoy people - Tom
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
Next time I will try English.
We are Hugh...of Borg. Beverly will be assimilated. Hub
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Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ell it!
Aeroma - Odor emanating from an exercise room after aerobics
Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
Don't pick up that phon?9?? NO CARRIER
Barium: What you do with dead chemists.
The rivers are full of crocodile nasties
No generalization is wholly true, not even this one.
SEGA and Nintendo are combining, they call it Windows NT
A mother of quintuplets gave spouse a separate bedroom.
If crash occurs when using this program, discontinue use.
An object in motion is heading in the wrong direction.
Dramatize: What well dressed RAM chips wear.
My other computer is a Borg.
Mainstream news media choices: Liberal or Liberal.
I'm just moving clouds today; tomorrow I'll try mountains
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a relief it is.
My girlfriend has blue eyes,golden skin,& long,plaid hair
Batches? We don't need no stinkin' batches!
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Wear old clothes when you fight for truth and liberty.
FATAL LOGIC ERROR - Engage Brain and (R)etry
I never did it that way before.
Crime wouldn't pay if it was operated by the government!
A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit.
If there wasn't divorces, where would we get waitresses?
Government should spend our money like it was their own.
I am Heisenberg of Borg. You might be assimilated.
Shh...Be vewy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines!
There is no gravity - The earth sucks!
The guy sure looks like plant food to me!
Mail ideas on the back of a $ bill to Cal Webster.
Tell me, am I supposed to be pleased or frightened?
A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage.
Multitasking causes schizophrenia..
Contact--Ron Stuckel,33 Appletree Ln,Belleville IL 62221
"Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you," - Beelzebub.
My floppy got excited. Now it's a hard disk.
Cucumbers are Better: You can eat the whole cucumber, ski
Not tonight, hon. I have a headcrash.
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Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.
ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure...
Smile! Say mummy meat! - Crow on photographer
Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses.
Celebrate Hannibal Day. Have a friend for lunch.
Clinton was born with a silver corn cob in his WHAT??
Have I found God? What? Did you lose him AGAIN?!
If you think I'm "crazy" ...
It's wonderful to be here, it's certainly a thrill...
Backup not found! (A)bort (R)etry (F)ail Aww Hell!
Dont hide in a foxhole with someone braver than you
I'd love to, but I left my body in my other clothes.
Bring me my blue soap box. I want to make a speech
Survival Tip #2: Never moon a werewolf.
Postscript: The only thing of interest in some letters.
Admit it-- you expected to see a copyright notice here.
No animals were harmed during the making of this film, ex
Some Do, Some Don't, Some Will and Some Won't.
Thats when men were men - Mike
Look out below!
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"Head is harder than Hand." ? Sivaoan Proverb
Pat Dukkkanan's Campaign: Total Recoil II
The tree of liberty is watered with the blood of tyrants.
Make like Christopher Columbus and shove off.
All those who believe in Telekinesis raise MY hands!
It's The First MOOD RING Tagline: ?
Camaro: $15,500, and $17,000 if you trade in your Yugo.
Confucius say, I didn't say that!
Borg Underachievers Anonymous: Persistence is Futile.
So many messages ... So little time left.
Is a sysop with one bad leg a SYS-HOP ??
I am Apu of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated and have a ni
I voted for Bush! Don't you wish you did?
Roosevelt = New Deal. Clinton = Raw Deal.
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it f
HELP, HELP The KOTEX is on fire! TAMP ON it!!
"Good intentions randomize behavior."
Information - - We want information.....
Brought to you by ALLGONE-REP
Press <Alt-A> to Adopt Me! I need a better home.
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Explosion at sperm bank. Nurses overcome.
Many a man never fails because he never tries.
Eschew obfuscation
This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send $20.
Thunderclap - an extremely violent form of VD.
Atheist Problem #6: No one to call out to during sex.
Isn't that an oxymoron in itself?
If you're looking for tongue twisters, visit Michael!
Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.
S'alright under the stairs - Crow as shrew lurks
UNRECOVERABLE USER ERROR - Terminating current user
The future is not what it used to be.
This is a safe place, no matter what the mathematician is
Excuse me for butting in. I'm interrupt-driven.
Patience is a virtue that carries a lot of wait
Life support system warranty expired!!!
Protected Mode Xpress! It's hot!
"The War on Drugs" - America's latest Vietnam.
I love running Windows! NOT!
Custer wore arrow shirts.
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Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep until 12:01.
Chain Tagline... Add one number when you steal it [02354]
Oh war. Thou son of Hell.
I still miss my Ex... But my aim _is_ improving!
Chewed up the slipper! Bad shrew! - Crow on dog as shrew
SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue...
Give me some chocolate and no one gets hurt!
Engineers do it by calculation and design.
To take a stand, one first must have legs to stand on.
Make like a baby and head out.
Life being what it is, I dream of revenge
Might as well face it, you're addicted to code...
Postmen never die, they just lose their zip.
Kaminites - Those strange people who show up inside new w
Bugs crawl under doors... Software crawls under Windoze
Phase 1 of the Borg conquest: Introduce the GST.
Hi, what would you like with your fries?
Money: The root of all evil. Man needs roots.
I came; I saw; I screwed up.
I'm waiting for the 50 mhz 686.
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Good tea. --Nice house.
"I wouldn't mind having a relationship with an
<--Please put complaints in this box.
Don't Look Back. Something might be gaining on you.
Any use of this product will increase the disorder in the
A Phul and my money will stay parted!!
AH, no you didn't, you came here for an *argument*
"We'll drive off that bridge when we come to it." - T.Ken
Doctrine is the skin of truth set up and stuffed.
Too much shareware,? not enough registration $$$.
I support MERIT PAY for Politicians.
To err is human. And stupid.
If you can't beat em', mod em'.
I wuz bo'n dis way - whut's yo' 'suse?
Pool is like sex - you use a stick with balls to get into
Backup not found: (P) Panic (Any Other Key) Panic.
OS/2 Still confuses Big Blue.
Money - the root of all women
Accelerate your P.C.! (like, say... 9.8 m/s^2?)
Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity.
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised MIL.
Real Tagline Power Users Abuse JH!
Don't Erase it! I MIGHT need it ---- someday!
Pine Trees are fine trees!
Alas Poor Yorick, I think you're dead
The falsely dramatic obscures the truly dull.
Try Dbase 1.0! It's loaded with "Features"!
American beer is like sex in a canoe. F***ing close to w
ge daily consumption of beer in Sydney is ten and three q
FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard.
I'm sensing large dripping globs of chocolate. * Troi
Join STET--Society To Eliminate Taglines
Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so...
At right, I am a licensed cleavage inspector.
I think...therefore, I am a conservative.
This country needs more unemployed politicians.
"Something GOOFY this way comes!"
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
"So, @FN@, what size jumpsuit do you wear?" "Mmmmm......"
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Open Mouth, Insert Foot, Chew Carefully.
I've used Basic so long, my brain has gonesub permanently
Dahmer re-arrested on way to Waco carrying BBQ sauce...
bison, (b'zon), (n.) - Sexually confused male child.
Oxymoron: Thorough Briefer.
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
That is a two part question ...
Ob-la-dee Ob-la-da
I would save the whales if knew where to put them.
Make a difference in the world today: Subtract
Is a Naval Aide really a Belly-button Assistant?
The bird that can sing and won't sing must be made to sin
Are you trying to yank my chain, buddy?
FORFEIT: What most animals stand on.
The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1s
Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
Don't be a schmuck... BE A SCHMUCK!
OS/2 2.1: Windows with bullet proof glass
Schshschshchsch.
Get your exercise as a pallbearer for exercising friends.
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Fake SPEED's Censor %%%% %%%%% %%%%%% %%%%%%% %%%%%%%%
It takes all Types(tyles) and I want them ALL!
Put on your seatbelt...I wanna try
... *Never* complain too loudly, or they may hand you the
Tigger of Borg: A Tigger can assimilate anything.
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. Lazaru
And do you know the greatest monster of them all? Guilt.
Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
Make like, Madonna and be on your toes.
Parkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time avai
We deserve, and demand, truth, instead of posturing!
Ave Maria, Gee it's good to see ya...
Take time to smell the roses and eventually you'll inhale
Tact is the unsaid part of what you're thinking.
City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
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Opportunities do not wait.
Gravity: Not just a good idea. It's the law.
'Transporting really is the safest way to travel.' --Geor
Rush is just another misguided manure salesman.
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Have the computer beep me, when it is ready.
She aches, just like a woman...
Think honk if you're telepathic
Dragons: Cuddly Flamethrowers.
Madness takes a toll make sure you have the exact change.
Fun with Greek #4: Fee, ?, fo, fum!
Advice (noun): the smallest current coin.
Was Jimi Hendrix's Modem A Purple Hayes?
The Abort, Retry, Fail ?
Took an hour to bury the cat. Damned thing kept moving.
Bytebrothers..children of the ARCLITE!
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing.
Snow?! You can have it! I want SUNSHINE! Lot's of it!!
Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him.
Was Tasha Yar the Enterprise's expert on Data entry?
A seven day honeymoon makes one weak.
Hey, where can I get a father board?
If you thought yesterday was bad, wait till you see what
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
This tagline is shareware, register it for $10.00.
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Bobbitt Penis Not Found: (R)etry (L)ook on roadside (Q)ui
I'm not hostile! I'll kill the #%! that said that!
Look, mom: No monitor!
Does "gay 90s" have anything to do with Clinton's Army?
Variables won`t; constants aren`t; dummies can't.
We do what we can but it's never enough.
cf. Alma's "Meine Leibeswerbung mit Darryl Basner."
If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
Remember: if at first you don't succeed, IDDT!
Is this drive really moving with my head parked?
Either he is dead, or my watch has stopped.
A harp is a nude piano.
Tech support: Do you see your cursor? Caller: No, I'm here all alone.
Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3
Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball
BUSH.SYS corrupted, recommend optimizing politics.
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!! R:BASE!
I slept with Joe Isuzu <- she's lying
A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
It is, after all, only a moment in the infinity of time.
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Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
If you want to understand something, try to change it.
A thing of shreds and zatches.
Just testing my offline mail reader, resume the echo.
A pound of Flex-ex and a blasting cap cures hackin
That's what I get for writing this shit sober.
Boy, am I glad it's only 1971...
Jenny's engaging in another of those Real-Life Simulation
All's well that ends well.
Do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees.
Sometimes big splashes are just ripples in the pool.
Inform Star Fleet we have engaged the Borg. Wedding on S
..not likely I'll jump on the bare minimum, though....
I used to have a life. Now I have DOOM.
Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed.
Home sweet home..the place everybody should work..
Change is the essential process of all existence.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it
Corazon says: If the Shoe Fits, Eat it.
Only Bill Clinton would take police witnesses to an extra
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The Next Skull On The Necklace Is Mine
Celibacy is *NOT* hereditary.
If I could think of one it'd be right HERE!
LISTEN to your children
Are you being Served"...
Now all I need is some talent - Tom as has-been actor
The only red menace in America is the sunburn.
UNKNOWN WARNING... Contact your local dealer
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
Sleep is for those who can't handle Cyberspace
"The Turtle Moves."
This is Harry Connick SENIOR's girlfriend - Mike
DO NOT soak me up with honey please!
OFFLINE 1.52 "Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall."
A man without a woman is like a fish without a bic
I'm dyslexic, so is my girlfriend, together we do 96
Sirens: What you hear in a Japanese library.
Legal Marijuana needs true glaucoma patients.
Oxymoron--open-minded liberal.
Oxymore = Authentic Replica ...
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It is better to suffer wrong than to do it.
"Dammit, What's the problem?" (BIG KICK) - O'Brien; DS9
"Bones! That! feels! wonderful!" "It's head, Jim."
It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six.
I! am! Kirkutus! -- of! Borg! Prepare! to! be! -- assim
On the cutting edge of software evolution...
Patience NOW!
History is made at night.
The past is not what it will be.
I'm not so think as you dumb I am.
Blondes and Beerbottles: both empty from the neck up.
I Don't Want The World, I Just Want Your Half.
Only the good die young. Note the average age in Congress
How come wrong numbers are never busy!
Heresy lays foundations for progress.
The 'danes can inherit the Earth--I'm going to the stars!
First, you take a leek---
th; It's always worse than they say it is; and People are
I'm too young for alzheimers. I have sometimers disease.
"Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn..
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The west wasn't won with a registered gun.
If things improve with age, I'm nearly MAGNIFICENT
"To HELL with the Prime Directive...FIRE!"
Too stupid to know what I'm involved in.
Help the economy today...Go out and Buy something!
The words we use can compound our problems.
Guess????? retain files, or any other key to refo
Give me Jazz, Classic or Rock, but not cRap.
Meaningless quotes a specialty.
We are the Knights who say, "Neep!"
Drive defensively, buy yourself a tank.
SET DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.
Immortality consists largely of boredom.
Fanatic: Can't change his mind; won't change the subject.
Some people say I should keep my ????????? mouth shut!!!!
IBM - Making tomorrow's mistakes TODAY!
Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff.
SMOREPLAY: What Smurfs do before they smuck.
Have you uploaded clip art today?
I invented dehydrated water, but I didn't know what to ad
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Pieces of eight, pieces of nine...Awk parrotty error!
All's well that ends.
No matter where you go ... There you are.
Its nice to do nothing and then rest afterwards.
Those who are prospering do not argue about taxes.
Don't follow this message too closely!
"I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
Toot. Tee. Toot. Toot. - Mike hums to lame jazz music
Punch Farr: Vulcan S&M
Is Darth Vader YOUR father, too?
Make like, the birds and flock off.
As I told you before, I never repeat myself.
I found my thrill on Blueberry (Anita) Hill.
Rush is an obnoxious twit. I know, he's at all the meetin
sdnah ruoy no emit hcum oot evah uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
Ever wonder how deep the ocean would be if sponges didn't
We are the most intelligent planet on earth" - Dan Quayle
IF WINDOWS$="Useful" THEN HELL$<32F
Confucius say: "Man who put head in dryer bound to get so
?retteb notroN ro slootCP Is
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Doctor, what are you and the Captain doing? ? Data
Girlfriend & dog assimilated...reward for return of dog.
We'll try to keep the dog off your lawn. Sisko
Ignisecond - Moment after locking the door, realizing the
Now, witness the power of this FULLY operational Tagline!
I don't do Windows. -- Bill Gates' housekeeper.
Do well, hear of it never. Do ill, hear of it forever.
jects.
My God .... it's full of stars!
One hand cannot applaud.
And now, my head will implode. [SCHULMPFH]
Sacred cows make good hamburgers!
As long as its not a _glass_ eye...
A lie that can be passed off as truth becomes truth.
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN!!!!!!!!!!! - Pauly Shore
Little boats should keep near the shore.
Indecision is the basis of Flexibility.
To Baldly go where....where did my hair go? Picard
Let yourself go! No one wants you.
Oxymoron: Perhaps Certainly.
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"I removed that obnoxious female user from my BBS,", Tom
Make like, peanut butter and jam.
Make a wish, it might come true.
The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning alarm.
I was thirteen before I realized cows weren't blurry.
Distrust the obvious, suspect the traditional.
Could you hold off a vampire with a sunlamp?
At 19, everything is possible; tomorrow looks friendly.
If he has his pants down then he probably is a Democrat.
The only proven aphrodisiac is money.
He's Teflon brain (nothing sticks).
The decontamination unit called. Your socks are clean.
It just goes to show you, its always something.
Don't eat yellow snow.
Does anybody have a ";" Reminder key?
Make like, a Gaussian surface and get the flux out of her
Oxymoron: Tech support.
Liberal Tactic #10: If all else fails, quit in a huff.
Just moving fast is not the same as getting somewhere.
This *used* to be an anti Windows, er, pro-OS/2 tagline :
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"Eureka!" said Archimedes to the skunk.
I suffer from C R S ... Can't remember sh-t
I want my, I want my, I want my XRS! howmanycharactersdoyouthinkyoucanfitintoonetaglineanyway?
This *is* my costume.
Politically correct term for 'Zombies' is Bill Clinton.
If I could, I would, but I can't, so I won't
Hey! This is just like the REAL world!
Go away or I'll taunt you a second time!
Hello, my serial number is?@??????@?
Corvette, the ultimate of ultimates
Raptor ? The ultimate game of Skill and Survival.
Sanity Is A State Of Mind And I Moved Out Of State.
Tag. You're it!
Think much, speak little, and write less.
I am not a pornographer. I don't even own a pornog
Readers beware: I don't know what I'm saying.
Librarian Party: Bring your own books and beer.
Sign outside the brothel reads: Your pleasure is our busi
OFFLINE 1.50 "If at first you don't succeed, blame it on
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It's 10pm, do you know where your tagline is?
I wonder how humanity managed to survive?
ARJ -? > PRN ? New novel from James Clavell
A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.
End of Message - Stop reading.
No matter how you slice it, it's still a golf ball
This message was written in the Key of H-Flat.
The man on top walks a lonely street.
Nuke'm til they glow, then shoot'em in the dark!
Gawd I love blondes. NOT!
_NOW_ I understand!
Comp Scis have bigger hard disks.
Truncate (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, Lorena"
TYNH ? "Windows is the only OS I'll ever need" - Joe Sieg
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Boys will be boys, & so will some middle-aged men.
Squeeze me gently. I'm under a LOT of pressure.
I can't remember which taglines are mine and which I stol
If anyone approaches with intent of doing you good, run.
Attitude adjustments $29.95. Alignment extra.
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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man!
CD-WOM, Wead onwy memowy.
If you can't speak softly, just use the stick.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the tsunami hit.
Reality: Crutch for people who can't read science fiction
I don't have a solution but I do admire the problem.
...MODEM....a deterrent to phone solicitors.
File Not Found. Smack USER and retry. <G>
Help! I'm addicted to taglines!
Don't mind me, I've just lost my mind.
Oh that? I was playing leap frog with a unicorn.
I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD<
I've seen the truth and it makes no sense.
Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fisherme
We all have our darker side. We need it...
Run like hell!
The best way to refold a map is differently.
In case of dire emergency read manual.
If it works ,rip it apart & find out WHY !
GROWL the SNORT GRUMBLE possessed GRRRRRR bbs ROOAARRR!
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Emergency repair procedure #1: Kick it.
From The Valley of The Dulls - Lehigh Valley,
"Bother", said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
For THIS I bought a computer?
Confused? Call Counselor Troi 1-900-NCC-1701: $1.95/min
RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS
Rush Hour is an oxymoron!
REALITY is for everyone 'cept Liberals...!
Put all your eggs in one basket, and WATCH THAT BASKET!
?tagline?
Fundamentalist Christianity: Please help find the cure.
Lorena Bobbit's Circumcision Service - open 24 hours.
Is the Sysop looking? No? Great, now I ca...NO CARRIER
One thing's perfectly clear, Clinton doesn't drink draft
Use Windex On Your Windows
Save pennies. Make your own bullets!
Bigamy is one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.
I've seen you before. Milk carton?
Duke Nukem 3D ? Why don't YOU try saving the world someti
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Boldly going forward because we simply can't find reverse
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
I need everything; do you have it??
Be vewwy vewwy quiet ... I'm hunting for tagwines!
I show a clear pattern of unpredictability.
I forgot to buy some more memory again...
He has too many lice to feel an itch.
?'m ??t ?ld ?'m ?hr???l?g??ll? ?h?ll??g?d.
It is the "pon farr" -- the time of mating.
Are we there yet Papa Smurf??
Pockalanche - Perpetual action where items fall out of a
All politics is based on the indifference of the majority
It works better if you plug it in.
Hoist a green beer...or a green milkshake, which every ap
The dough stops here.
Keep your words soft and sweet, in case you have to eat t
I my dog, my cat, and I don't baby seals. Have a
Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
*** <- Tribbles === <- Dissected tribbles.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
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OOPS! I gotta go, here comes my keeper!
If at first you don't succeed, fake it!!
If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!
Tom: May I just remind you to BITE ME?!
All this significance - what does it mean?
This isn't a holodeck, darling, this is real. ? O'Brien
Hi June, how's the beaver?
Raptor ? The ultimate game of Skill and Survival.
"Remind me to thank John for this lovely weekend." - Ian
Please go away.
?h? ? ???? m???M ?? ??g
Old computers never die, they just become video games.
Nutrasecond -The few seconds of pleasure before the after
A reasonable man accomplishes nothing.
He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
NOT a dittohead.
A game: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego's luggage?
Shit Happens.
So much Work, so little Time; lets go get a beer.
At least a toad can eat what bugs him.
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A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices.
DEEP HURTING plus FANTASYLAND: Now playing at the White H
My haystack had no needle!
Oxymoron: A truthful Republican.
Polaroid: What a polar bear gets from sitting on ice.
"Honey?" is that what you call this bee barf?
* BCSUTI Version 1.0
Nothing vouchered, nothing gained.
Stupid People shouldn't breathe
Dead, huh? Well, that's one less thing. ? Beverly
O'Toole's Commentary: Murphy was an optimist.
Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.
Chelsea Clinton: Dad, meet my new steady...Rush Limbaugh!
Welcome to Deep 13, formerly Gizmonic Institute
I'd love to, but my uncle escaped again.
Mr. Scott, energize. Hey! Where'd that pink bunny come f
Tyrannical moderators are jokes. Don't be a joke.
Not now, Kato.
The heart is not a logical organ.
Hey, my (fill in the name) won't connect with anything at
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I h atemy Space b ar.
Set Phrases on Pun
So it's my birthday. Big deal!!
Oxymoron: Vulcan Sentimentality.
Dogs crawl under fences, software crawls under Windows.
Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.
If $$$ doesn't grow on trees, why are they green?
This tagline self-destructs when U <ENTER>
Van Roy's Law: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking
Oops! You found another "Undocumented Feature!"
"Socialism and Nazism is the same." - Adolf Hitler
Please change the channel...
Are we supposed to be having fun yet?
Frag, frag, frag, till her daddy takes her shotgun away!
Sorry, not tonight. My hair hurts.
!CAUTION! Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space!
BORG IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Infinite Cubes.
D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?
We now return to "Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid" - Tom
"But, Mom, I hate my little sister." " Shutup and eat you
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Surprise due today. Also the rent.
Here Fido, Fetch. Get the stick Fido. Stick, Dumb Fido!
Open some Windows and let some Fresh air in....
Mr. Potato Head meets the Veg-o-matic
Famous words, "Trust me, I'm a consultant."
Official Teen Echo Jester (By appointment of Sir Jimmy th
If It's Bug Free, It's Time to Make Changes.
I have a mind like a steel...uh...thingamajig...
Password:
If you love something set it free, if it doesn't come bac
Oxymoron: Odd Irony.
Homo sum; humani nihil a me alienum puto.
Oxymoron: Down Escalator.
I'd better make like a hockey player and get the puck out
Good greeeeef, what kind of tagline is that anyhow?
Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds.
Cat Game #6: fit into the smallest space possible.
I'm a 10th generation A.I. holographic computer. I'm not
We have two ears and one tongue, use them likewise.
Is it me or does noone care about punctuation here
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Don't overestimate the decency of the human race.
Remember when safe sex used to mean putting the car in Pa
Fr?he Weihnachten und ein G?tes Neues Jahr -German Christ
The words we use can compound our problems
Any given program will expand to fill available memory
Blake Stone ? If reality is what you want... play DOOM.
All in good time...
I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
If you get up one time more than you fall you will make i
Was Jimi Hendrix's Modem A Purple Hayes?
The Bible doesn't need to be rewritten, it needs to be re
FILES=1 BUFFERS=0 FCBS=SAYWHAT BREAK=GIVE_ME_ONE
It's Late. Go To Sleep.
Reality is for people who can't handle BBSing
I told Juan Valdez to get his ass out of my pantry.
Life is a collection of low-probability events.
Are we live or on tape?
This tagline left blank to avoid Clinton tagline tax!
(Unregistered)
Oxymoron: Race walking.
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Cyranno Blues - Brief depression after finding late mail
Fill'em up with ZIP standard sir? No, ARJ premium please!
I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
It was all so different before everything changed.
"The more RAM you have, the better", MRim Tech Support.
Married politicians DO IT to wife and country!
That was ZEN -- this is TAO
I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.
Choose your friends, allow your enemies to choose you.
Acting is the art of keeping the audience from coughing.
The Clinton Administration: Taxation Without Hesitation.
Drag the Joneses down to your level. It's cheaper.
Tagito ergo sum (I Tag, therefore I am).
Bush Borg The economy is irrelevant.
A philosophy that can be put in a nutshell, belongs there
"I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
Boys will be boys, & so will some middle-aged men.
Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
My rubber duck keeps sinking...
Press all the keys at once to continue...
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Eternity? Straight ahead, turn left at infinity.
All this and brains, too!
Take a minute to BEAT your Moderator.
CAUTION! Man with tools.
This is my tag,there're many like it,this one is mine.
Oh Tasha, See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me!
This is a test tag.
Tonka buys out Toyota, no changes expected. News at 11.
It's time for you to go down the #&)@$%#)% stairs!
OFFLINE 1.52 "Error in Virtual Reality Simulator Control
For Sale. Eight puppies from a German Sheppard and an Ala
I'm the NRA, and if I can't vote twice, I'll shoot you.
One man cannot summon the future.
My baby she wrote me a letter...
Hold the Mayo.
OFFLINE 1.41 * We don't need no steenking tag lines...
Oxymoron: Private e-mail.
STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP! Park elsewhere!
College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return.
Tell me now, before I spend 20 dollars on drinks.
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Best for a case of nerves is a case of beer.
I'm BETAzoid. See? Here's the tape...
A tagline a day keeps the moderator away.
ROTT ? Hey! If you want it easy, play DOOM.
This ?? tagline has ?? a lot of ?? bugs in ?? it ...
Tagline fever is the primary symptom of the Blue Wave epi
Packets 'n' readers 'n' doors, oh my!
Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rul
Sure you can trust the government! Ask the Indians.
Happy as a Pig in Mud!
Precinct toilets stolen! Police have nothing to go on.
This message will self destruct in 5 seconds...5..4..3..2
Have you ever wondered why they call it "Bangkok"?
The dough always stops over there.
PeeWee Herman....Aw, why beat a dead horse..<grin>
Cow with 2 legs missing = Lean Beef.
Be consistent - but don't do it all the time.
Make like, a tree and leave.
MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2
My GOD Jim, its a BBS, not a doctor...
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Taglines R Us (January Clearance Now In Progress!)
PANIC!!! 4) Frantic search for the guilty 5) Punishment o
Home of DOORLIB, the QB45 "DOOR LIBrary"
This won't hurt, I promise.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion... FREE!
Oxymoron: Civil War.
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer...
Gary Trudeau for President!
I come in peace.
Tips: Wages we pay other people's hired help.
Coffin not available. Press F10 to cremate
Don't use no double negatives.
I'll respect animal rights if they sign the Constitution.
A re-edit a day keeps those nasty moderators away!
Its fatal to be appreciated in one's own time.
...and in between are the doors.
Let me just patronize you a bit - Crow
Jesus is coming back, and boy, is he ticked!
Betcha Bo don't know SALT!
Cat? I had a cat once, kinda tasted like chicken
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Freedom is a hard-bought thing - A gift no man can give.
Beer and women: Two of God's best gifts to mankind.
I'll just nip out and shoot myself.
CAUTION! Sexually Active Area. Protection must be worn a
Pervish cooking -- true culinary delight.
The most harmful error has not yet been discovered in you
Humor always plays very close to the hot fire of truth.
DEFINITION: COBOL- Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Langua
Bushido does not mean what it sounds like.
If I had my way, I'd have all of them shot!
Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
Dumb v2.0: Upgrade from stupid.
I challenge you to a tagline duel.
After all is said and done, more is said then done
Oxymoron: Vegetarian chili.
The PS/2 Model 30-286 was designed on a Monday
It's so cold here that even the ice cubes are shivering!!
Red giant seeking white dwarf for binary relationship.
He compresses the most words into the smallest ideas.
One kid I put thru college, the other I put thru a wall.
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Terminally clueless!!
Tuba or not tuba?
"Begin the day with a friendly voice.": Rush
I'm in total control, but don't tell my wife.
One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.
? ?Qu?? ?
Vesele' Va'noce a s~t~astny' novy' rok! -Czech Christmas
Help stamp out unfriendly conference moderators!
See the Future; See OS/2. Be the Future; Run OS/2.
BEING from another planet, I didn't have much to do - Tom
Put the cat out? Didn't know it was on fire.
(A)bort (R)etry (T)hermonuclear Re-education
I am the root of some evil... send some money.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
Biggest security gap -- an open mouth.
SQWERTY -- Child sized Keyboards
Envy is thin because it bites but never eats.
Honestly officer @TO@, I've never seen that Tagline befor
It's not a Mystery Reader anymore.
????? Pumpkin teeth...
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Don't know your A:\ from a hole in the ROM?...
GOD is Real... unless declared as an Integer
This message is everywhere at once.
Oxymoron: Silken Bonds.
I've used this particular tagline 346 times.
Sacred cows make good hamburgers!
If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!!
Harpo of Borg: honk ho
NO, NO, Nurse! I said 'prick his Boil!' Ouch!!
Sushi--known to the rest of the world as "Cut-bait."
Reduce CO2 Emissions - Stop Breathing!
Pepsi signs Lorena Bobbitt as the new "SLICE" spokesperso
Progress implies a direction.
Moderators - I guess everyone has to get off welfare some
I can resist everything/anything except temptation
"I said a BUD LIGHT." - J. d'Arc
An ass thinks one thing, his rider another.
"The only thing I enjoy is tormenting you." - Odo (to Qua
"It matters not so much what you sing, but why..."
I can't come back. I don't know how it works!
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Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.
From the Desk of the Happy Hacker...
Rush:"If I can't misquote it, I don't want it."
Help! Help! A BBS is eating my computer! HELP!!!
He who is henpecked may lend an ear to other chicks.
I never liked you, and I always will
To err is human - To Assimilate BORG!
Hoooow much is that Blooonde in the window!?
Trombonists do it in seven positions.
Tagline? What's a tagline?
Coffee and EchoMail are my favorite things in the morning
Please change the channel...
"Bother", said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground.
I just keep my eyes closed and hope the best
Promote kiddy porn & kid killers...join the ACLU.
Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.
Originator out of cigarettes: Taglines may become irrati
Vegetarians eat vegetables-Beware of humanitarians
Things are always at their best in the beginning. - Pasca
Say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?
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In any case = In any box ???
BEER.CAN not found, USER.EXE not loaded <<
If you bow at all, bow low.
PRESS RETURN FOR NEXT MESSAGE
Warning! Moderators send off-topic notices. Warning!
SCSI = Software Geek Full Employment Act of 1991
"One good thing about the apocalypse: always plenty of pa
**FLASH** Everready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
"He's dead, Jim. Cripes! Only 73? & a box of Tic Tacs!"
Have you played T.A.G. lately?
I know where the Second Foundation really is!
CAMARO: Can't America Make A Real One?
Two cans, Per man, Per day, Perhaps
"So, do you live around here often?" s.w.
Caution: Slow Children at Play!
This discussion is hanging by a thread.
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
He's dead Jim. You get his tricorder, I'll get his wall
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An ounce of pretention's worth a pound of manure...
My computer practices Binary Bisexuality!
Make like, a tomato and ketchup.
Hit ALT-H for free D/L credits? Ok!!! #+&+^% NO CARRIER
It's always darkest when the light bulb has blown.
Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love yo
General Failure reading Tagline.
Precious, they steals the taglinesss.
Thief wanted for Adventure. Apply with Gandalf the Grey.
Some folks feel that beauty times brains is a constant.
Do something unusual today. Pay my phone bill.
The famous politician was trying to save both his faces.
See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline
I gotta bad feeling about this...
Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!
If it's not true, it's quite easily found.
The west wasn't won with a registered gun.
Drain bamage? No thanks, I already have some.
ASM - For those who want to think almost like a computer,
The universe is laughing behind your back
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The Sex Maniacs Guide - by Rippernickerszov
LUCIFERnet raising HEll coast to coast!
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire ...
Old computers never die, they just become video games.
My foolish parents taught me to read and write.
"Barney = Satan... I have proof!" - S.W., SCN-Net
Don't worry. We're on a mission from God.
I have a ? YEN ? for things like that
Accelerate your P.C.! (like, say... 9.8 m/s^2?)
Don't feed the hand that bites you.
War is never imperative.
Oxymoron: Systematically at Random.
Never say you know a man until you have divided
!enilgaT siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH
In politics. an absurdity is not a handicap. - Nap
It's over when the fat lady sits on your face.
My foot's alseep. I wonder what it's dreaming about?...
No tax collector will ever enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
I can't be out of money! I have checks left!
Excuse me for butting in. But, I'm interrupt-driven.
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Jeff...
A woman's only a woman, a good cigar's a smoke.
I'm not worthless! I can always serve as a bad example!
"Duke Nukem 3D will be extremely violent." - George Brous
This message is everywhere at once.
Smile! It makes people wonder what you're up to.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it
If ET married Peter Cetera, would he then be ET Cetera ?
This tagline protected by an attack cat.
A Qmodem is a happy modem!
Don't panic.
If I didn't know now what I didn't know then
Dragonslayer needed. Immediate position available.
Saying this, we say what's been handed down.
I use Windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my ...
This note edited for the ironically impaired.
If anyone has an idea why do I this, keep it to yourself
Famous last words: "Go ahead Lorena, I dare you!
move along folks... just an off-topic message... nothing
I don't mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
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I used to be a terrible flirt, but I'm much better at it
I am NOT and animal! NOT!
Opposing action systems do not execute simultaneously.
Study of the Glutius Maximus - By Ben Dover
"Thus conscience does make cowards of us all," -- Hamlet
Antlers in the Tree Tops by Who Goosed the Moose
Everywhere You Look...(at least around my office)
I'll have two brains on drugs with bacon, toast and juice
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
Do not believe in miracles - rely upon them.
I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less
Dogs crawl under fences, software under Windows.
Hello, I am part number ??????????
God is Pro-Life.
This tag is old, wore-out, and stolen 325 times!
Incorrect..please try again...
PC's --- the junk bonds of the computer industry.
At Intel, quality is job .99999999563
During sex I fantasize I'm someone else -- Richard Lewis
Floppy disk - A disk that flops
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I'm Homer of Borg. You will be.....ooooh Donuts!
REAL Sysops disconnect the Speaker!
Shill: Guy who loses $2000 at a table, & leaves smiling.
...as American as English muffins and French toast.
A mechanics worst nightmare...
We came, we saw, we BBSed.
Tessie, the Porshe 959 of Offline Reader Editors!
I come unbundled.
Reversing entropy is everyone's business.
PATH=C:\LESS\TRAVELED
I'm making this up as I go along.
Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them
Beer bellies = great waist.
Let yourself go! No one wants you.
Nollaig Shona Duit -Gaelic/Irish Christmas
From the law offices of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe...
Is a PC a symbol of Immaculate Contraption?
If there was a nuclear bombing, would I be alive to care?
"Go 'head and steal my tagline... it flatters me."
If you're feeling good, don't worry; you'll get over it.
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"Wee?"
D.A.M.N. = Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia.
We are always the same age inside.
<BOOM!> ACME Exploding Tagline...5....4....3...<BOOM!>..
Don't have a Pentium, spent everything on girlfriend
Gawd I love blondes. NOT!
Draw from your fine command of language and say nothing.
We have the right to survive!
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
I don't drink water, says Soleil LaPierre. Fish f**k in
Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors.
It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.
Health is the slowest rate at which one can die.
"The answer is 42."
Spackle that drive...
I'm a modemer and I'm OK, I post all night and I s
"Keep trying. We need to find out more about A Tagging we
Please don't kill the messenger.
Pigmy: Canadian slang for Pass the backbacon eh!
WALT DISNEY didn't die, he's in suspended animation
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I didn't vote for Clinton--or for her husband.
"The Balm of Gilead, the Rock of Ages, you are Jehovah!"
Tho{jad of the Just-Happy-Enough-To-Piss-Everyone-Else-Of
It stinks more every time you run over a skunk..
Nepotism is fine as long as you keep it in the family.
He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
Confucius says that man with four balls cannot walk!
No executive ever devotes any effort to proving himself w
The buck doesn't even slow down here!
Famous Last Words: Only had a couple beers; gimme my car
Notice how Carter and Clinton are both Bills????
Welcome to hell -- here's your copy of Windows
Bastards do have a redeemable feature: mortality.
Doug: Limbless man beside a hole in the ground
Bad command. Bad, bad command. Sit! Staaay....
Apogee Software ? The Height of Gaming Excitement
I [HEART] MY [DOGHEAD] -- Enigmatic Bumper Sticker
Oxymoron: Escort GT.
And after we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a.
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Set free the bears! And the pandas!
Official host of the OFF-TOPIC conference.
DON'T throw away your 2? words. I collect them!
"I am not a crook," Mr. Nixon said resignedly.
Oxymoron: A Catholic WASP
If it works, don't fix it!
<swoosh> Oh honey! <swoosh> I want you! <swoosh> "NOT now
Inquiring minds couldn't care less!
Always take aim at the Tidy Bowl Man.
Everyone is gifted. but some open the package sooner.
THINK! or THWIM!
Did you know 90% of all pig skins in Oz are used to hold
Make like, a cheerleader and split.
id Software ? You ?eta QUAKE!
Software Creations ? If it's not here it's not worth havi
Oxymoron: A compassionate Republican.
Were going to make you IBM compatible HAL
I am Moderator of Borg. Your topic is irrelevant.
All politics is based on the indifference of the m
Now, witness the power of this FULLY operational Tagline!
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Three can keep a secret, if two are dead...
New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
My Biscuits are Burnin'! - Yosemite Sam
Here is my fist, please run towards it very fast.
Happy is the child whose father died rich.
Security, confine Ensign Stude to the brig.
OFFLINE 1.50 "The backup's not over 'til the fat table s
My name is Dave Rhodes. In September 1988 my car was repo
TV advertising is the rattling inside a swill bucket.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more th
"His bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space!"
head.
Oxymoron: Macintosh Computer
...Don't Sweat The Petty Things, Pet The Sweaty Things...
NC Beach Bum Here!!
Watch out! There's a tagline pirate about!
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is futile.
Use the Force, Luke.
Energy! +39.2.341248 +39.2.3492783. Why be normal?
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shin (n.) - device for finding furniture in the dark.
That's all Folks
Beauty is often in the thighs of the beholder.
I'm pushing 60, and that's enough exercise for me.
"So, @FN@, what size jumpsuit do you wear?" "Mmmmm......"
Make like, a hockey player and get the puck out of here.
Most important languages for getting into programming tod
Hell hath no pizza (probably no Thai restaurants, either)
Gutta cavat lapidem non vi, sed saepe cadendo.
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines!
Do you trust your ROM to make decisions?
"Scotty! Beam me aboard!" "Aye sir! Will a 2x4 do?"
Movement To Ban Silly Tag Lines; Send donations to:
Good morning! Is an opinion, not a greeting.
Here today, dawn tomorrow.
She seems almost lifelike - Crow
Keyboard is unattached. Press F10 to continue
Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me
Savador Dali:Surreal Killer!
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If you want it done right, forget Microsoft.
A day without sunshine is like a night.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
And there was much rejoicing.
Insufficient disk space, abandon all hope here and now.
Nothing positive ever came from a negative thought.
I like work... I can sit and watch it for hours.
Please wash your monitor after reading this message.
Of course I'm sure the above is a simplification.
Next time I will try English.
Life is 10% what you make it and 90% how you take it.
Doctor who? It's the Doctor!
Ma always did say that I had a screw loose.
Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff.
Shakespearecomm...transmits up to 14,400 bard
Success of those we dislike proves that luck exists. =POLICE=TAGLINE==DO=NOT=CROSS==POLICE=TAGLINE==DO=NOT=CRO
The easy way is always mined.
This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 32 days.
One atom bomb can ruin your whole day
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V_o^o_V Cursors! Foiled Again!
SysOps never sleep!
The reason the government thinks you're just a
I'm not short, I am Vertically challenged.
Don't just do something, stand there!
Confucius say: Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!
*** No Response Required ***
Beer not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Long live The Great Electronic Underground.
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
If I'd miss you when you're gone - would you leave now?
Blaming others can become a satisfying way of life.
(A)bort, (R)epent, (I)gnorant?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
Formatting ?????????????????????????????????????????????
If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille
Anyone know how to get chocolate out of the toaster?
A fool and his money are some party.
The Magic of Windows:? Turns a 486 into a XT.
Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned.
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A pain in the butt may be a friend in need.
Quick! Say something profound in 45 characters or le.
Pc-Visie Software-support 03403-75946 of 's avonds 01834-
The more I learn, the less I know.
His face was filled with broken commandments.
'Paid off'? What does that mean?
Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I
Be like Mike.
Dear Lorena Bobbitt, send it to me. (Jeffery Dalhmer)
User logging on...300 baud....300 BAUD?!?!..<click>...NO
Life is a sexually transmitted disease ... no cure!
Prejudice is the reason of fools. Voltaire.
Are you ready to QUAKE?
I finally found myself ... that's why I'm not here!
Janet Reno is "Big Sister!"
And God said, "Let there be 28.8k bps!" and ITU-T said "W
Daddy? What's this red button do NO CARRIER
Starfleet motto: "Don't attack; we're incredibly lucky!"
Call me anything, but don't call me late for dinner.
Rotocoronetic - Person who eats corn on the cob in an up
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How do you double the value of a Yugo? Fill the tank wit
Cowards take hostages, Klingons do not.--Worf
Don't Look Back. Something might be gaining on you.
Theme song of J.W. Bobbitt's doctor: "Try to Re-Member...
NR] ? Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser.
That was a pointing device? My cat thought it was dinner.
"But mom, I don't like the cat." "Shutup and eat your di
Oxymoron: Silken Bonds.
Bite but keep your backs against the wall.
Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore
People! Can't live with em, Can't live without em!
I want to be immortal by not dying -W.Allen
All right.... who siphoned the blood out of my cat?
Group Insurance: A gross of condoms.
"Squeeek I tell you, Squeeek!"
If you can't run with the big dogs... stay on the porch!
Serious tagline
Read messages, not taglines.
Nothing could be finah than to be in Carolina!
REMEMBER that the only proper way to exit a door is ALT-H
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MMmm MMmmm Good! Cream of Spotted Owl soup!
Let he who takes a Monday plunge return it by Tuesday.
In God we trust; all others we voice verify.
File not found. (A)abort, (R)retry, (S)smack the friggin
The majority isn't silent--the government is deaf!
A mind is a terrible thing to...uhhh...I forget...
People are still having sex?
I thought I was a wit, and I was half right.
Money is the root of all bills.
"Transporter chief Miller, beam the landing party to the
* SLMR 2.1a * Ya want a stupid answer? Ask me anything!
Learning without thought is labor lost.
Do blondes prefer gentlemen?
I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my d
Cap'n, this t'glin dinna' say ennythin!
"Rule Four: I don't want to catch anybody not drinking."
Make like, peanut butter and jam.
Programming: The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper.
Militant Agnostic--I don't know and you don't either!
Wait ... Sex isn't merely anything.
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Reply not necessary; just send money.
We have all the rights in the world - until we try to use
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Don't shoot! I'm only the Casio player!
?????h?? ?C*hanks for hanging up, dear.
The backup's not over 'til the FAT table sings.
Motorcycle riders DO IT with chains.
Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.
Eval Day 856 * What a dead beat!
Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it.
Antlers in the Treetops - By Hugh Goos deMoos
The Magic of Windows:? Turns a 486 into a XT.
"Even in the future...booze satisfies!"
Just taggin' along for the Rime.
Vote for a Good Clinton - Vote for Socks in '94.
I'd rather have a cup of tea than go to bed with someone
The greatest man in history was the poorest.
Sick? Twisted? Perverted? I like that in a person!
Have you clubbed an ignorant liberal today?
If all read in coments were voiced the day would have to
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"I'm so cool you could keep a slab of meat in me." - Zaph
Hey man, you can't prove nothing. I was at home.
Make friends with sysops; page them at 3:00 am.
Users never appreciate computers, until they're down.
They just don't make good cough syrup anymore
It's kind of fun doing the impossible.
A career is a job that has gone on too long.
... Surf naked!
|------- Paste here your favourite tag -------|
But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management!
How many priests are needed for a Boston Mass?
Michael is trying to fix the mars probe.
Hmm..Wonder what this red button doe..*%^$*%^&$#(*^% NO
Did Qfront Originate In The Q Continuum?
A man in the house is worth two on the street - Mae West.
If everything seems to be going well, you've probably ove
Welcome to the Future! It's just starting now ...
Character doesn't matter! (The Press)
C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\DIE
If we can't fix it -- we'll fix it so nobody can.
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If it's tourist season, where do I get a license?
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
Speed Scares you? But Micro$oft Windows!
The person who is all wrapped up in himself is overdresse
Aural Sex produces eargasms
Bunnies and beer don't mix.
Insert disk with \HURTME.COM and strike Worf when ready.
Standards are Wonderful! So many to pick from!
Are you prepared to defend yourself?
Just give me what the Dr.ordered..OHHOOO Dr Pepper..
.The little engine that could would've done it sooner as
<CTRL>+<ALT>+<DEL> to continue...
Those who can, do. Those who can't, write the manual.
I my dog, my cat, and I baby harp seals.
Beam Me Up Scotty, ............*S-C-O-T-T-Y*!!!
TV Truth: Explosions in space make noise.
Oxymoron: Lead Crystal.
Survival Tip #2: Never MOON a werewolf.
An OLX serial number is a terrible thing to lose.
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My other car is a Galaxy Class Starship, need a ride?
Pine Farr: Vulcan sex in the wilderness
All I want for Christmas is a a box of smurfs and a malle
Overdrawn at the memory bank again
Only they can conquer who believe they can.
Now and then an honest person goes into politics.
A: Not Ready. Formatting C: while waiting...
Lorena Bobbitt: She's got his whole gland in her hand.
"Have you lived in this village all your life?" "No, not
Hey Mr Sysop, Upgrade me or %$^&NO CARRIER
Nothing is intuitive, in its fullest form.
Feliz Natal e Feliz ano Novo -Portuguese Christmas
I was changed into a tadpole. I knew about metamorphosis
Twenty-four hour banking: I just don't have time for it.
Mac error msg: "Like, dude, something, uh, went wrong..."
I escaped from a political correction facility...
Get back to your stations!
Humpty Dumpty DOS - Just a shell of himself.
Now how much would you pay for all this? BUT, *Wait*! Do
Extremism in anything is. Just extremism.
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Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.
I am Butthead of Borg: Prepare to be, uh, ass imilated.
Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOO
Join the Army ... Meet interesting people ... Kill them.
Boot in the root! BAT in a FAT! Backup,backup,DAT,DAT,DAT
I havent lost my mind its backed up on tape..
Clones are people two.
The Chairman of the Department of Redundancey Department
A thing well said will be wit in all languages.
Press any key to exit or any other key to continue.
Bad spelers of the word, untie.
This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way.
No baby on board - you can destroy my car now.
Vegetarians eat vegetables-beware humanitarians
Prosecutors will be shoplifted.
"En boca cerrada no entran moscas."
Life is a kind of trick.
If it's not broke, let me take a crack at it.
Irony: Giving father a billfold for Christmas.
All generalizations are false (this one too)
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God is a comic playing to an audience afraid to laugh.
If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.
Voters want a fraud they can believe in.
Gone Chopin, be Bach in a Minuet..
No liberals = no progress = no computers = no BBSs.
Caution--I was not hired for my disposition
Testing One... Fiftythree... fortytwo...
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention
Lestat, you are the -damndest- creature!
Romulan warbird decloaking sir... ??[???? NO CARRIER
I believe virtually everything I read * David St. Hubbins
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
PMDBM - Tomorrow's standard in Offline Mail handlers.
Fumasphere - The row of seats adjacent to the smoking are
"The THIGH-MASTER is now the DIE-MASTER!"
Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c)
Marriage = begging for money for upgrades!
Smile. It's the second best thing done with YOUR lips.
Someday your prints will come.--Kodak
I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me.
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"Shhh! The Christians think they are up here alone."..God
That's about as serious as I get! <grin>
Super Turbo Edlin Deluxe for Win 3.1 w/OCR -- Here NOW!
A good Christian does not think, a Good Christian obeys.-
Warranty voided upon payment of invoice.
.?????. i ???_ ?}{? ???D ??r Sp???!! .?????.
Dollar: the jack of all trades.
a) prophet b) priest c) saint d) monk e) nun of the above
Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works! --- Fa
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
Scenery is here - wish you were beautiful.
I'm not a stranger...only a friend you haven't met.
If Einstein were black...would E=MC Hammer?
I don't jog. It makes my beer foam.
Deja Stew: leftovers
Guess????? retain files, or any other key to refo
Only Bill Clinton would take police witnesses to an extra
"Old poets never die, they just ride off into the sonnet.
Alaskan spill: Flow control problem... no EXXON/EXXOFF.
"We'll send a card and flowers..."
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Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
QWKRR128 - Read 'n' Reply offline with a C=128
Dead Finks Don't Talk -ENO
Scotty!, Hurry beam me u????? NO CARRIER
"Mommy, mommy! Where's Fluffy?" "Shut up and finish your
Daddy? What's this red button do NO CARRIER
Polish invention : Solar powered flashlights.
Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.
OS/2 is a tinkerer's dream!
Competent: Is still able to get work done if supervisor h
If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well
It is better to be wise than to be smart.
Of course Windows can multi-tas^}%#)*!@@@@}}^} NO CARRIER
The Sheik Battles Bigfoot
Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.
Friends don't let friends run Wildcat!
Anybody got a magnet?
Telecommunications is a bit far fetched.
Icon see clearly now, the pane is gone...
Incontinence Hotline... can you hold, please?
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Humor is so subjective.
Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!
I'd love to, but I left my body in my other clothes.
But who shall Moderate the Moderators?
And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo
Raptor ? The game of skilled, total destruction.
Paging Dr. F! - Frank
I did all that with EDLIN. No, really!
It's a dead man's party...Who could ask for more?
Beekeepers like to eat their honey.
Sensors identify the aliens as "scrubbing bubbles", Sir.
I bought a million lottery tickets... won a dollar, s.w.
Is evil a child of the nature or nurture of the beast?
Everything hurts ... and what doesn't don't work.
And now, Lorena Bobbitt for the Papule Pocket Friend.
Not necessarily. I *could* be arguing in my spare time.
I sentence you to hang by the neck until you cheer up.
A crucifix? Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire!
I first had sex on a farm, he said sheepishly.
Happiness is a Warm Woman, a Hot Cycle, and a Cold Beer!!
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The only chance I get to talk is while my wife inhales.
Throw rocks at sea-birds..Leave no tern un-stoned.
To every rule there's an exception & vice versa.
In which level of metalanguage are you now speaking?
I smell smoke...
She sells C shells
Can you believe it - for once she is speechless!
Oxymoron: Minor Greatness.
Men who murder man-bashing talk show hosts...on the final
Big or small We tax them all.
Any IC protected by a fast acting fuse protects the fuse.
SLMR - It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER!
If time heals all wounds, why does the belly button stay
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is k
Contributions to the "Help Tom Upgrade acct" appreciated!
OS/2: Not just another pretty program loader!
Computer: a device designed to drive human beings insane.
Time travel instructions: "Fold along the dotted plane"
Clinton: From a 60's Flower Child to a Blooming Idiot in
Do test tube babies have navels...hmmmmmmmmm..???
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Make like, a bakery truck and haul buns.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ...OOoooooo! Doughnuts!
G'day mate, throw another cat on the barbie?
Tinker gnomes invented Uzis?
He's got bats in the belfry.
Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go!
Dial M for Mundane - Crow
All things in moderation, including moderation!
Math problems?? Call 1-800-10x(24+13)-(64-8y)/2+36x-17
If you don't know the answer....make one up!
"I need a home run hitter," Tom said ruthlessly.
Do fish wonder where all the toes go after Labor Day?
He's got the brains of a house plant.
Warning! This tagline fails CRC check!
I don't need directions. I need HELP!
Biological love =/= chemical love.
Familiarity breeds contempt, don't forget children also.
Modern poets mix too much water with their ink. -Goethe
'All Tokyo will be destroyed...' "Wow, she's PMSing bigti
In ((STEREO)) where available.
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Certum est quia impossibile est.
Never settle for less than your best.
I am not a tagline.
"Now I wish I hadn't written so many tank games." -- Flyn
Please, God, not *another* learning experience!
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am
I got lost in thought. I was in unfamiliar territory.
Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.
I don't want to be a cynic, but it's hard...
Atomic Bomb - Made in America, Tested in Japan
Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.
Even a cactus needs a little water now and then.
No, it's a feature... Really.
Flamers have uncontrollable vowel movements.
Caution: Contents under pressure
I said Crusher, NOT Crush her! Worf to his brother Kurn.
Sweet Chariot portfolio: I buy stocks; they swing low!
The backup isn't over until the FAT table sings.
I love the smell of Technology in the morning! ((((((((HYPNOTIC)))))))((((((((TAGLINE)))))))
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I like to sit and think. Mostly, I just sit.
Live: Know the past, help the present, touch the future.
An Antioch dare: "Bet you can't say 'yes' ten times in a
g_ t_ h___ _ssh_l_ ---- Buy a vowel! Buy a vow
"...and with that cryptic comment I'm off to bed"
Does 'Bad FAT' mean disk has high cholesterol???
and Yankee Trader
Never mind the oxygen. This man's a donor.
Billary...the first androgynous president!
Never settle for less than your best.
No reason for it; it's just my policy.
All dressed up & nowhere to go.
Smurfs spotted...Activating Magic Missile wand...
Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face.
Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 ..
Christmas? I want to see the list of naughty girls!
Teaching is the art of assisting discovery.
Remember, one singer is not a duet.
He's got the brains of a house plant.
Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me
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Oxymoron: Accidentally on Purpose.
d to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating
Oxymoron: Windows NT (New Technology).
This hobby is as addictive as heroin, no question about i
I'll eat ANYTHING that's BRIGHT BLUE!!
How much wood did Peter Piper pick..No wait..
The choice: Roll over or stand up to the challenge.
Go to a nude beach. Keep abreast of developments.
NEWS! Clinton wins on budget, but more lies ahead
"Under the Gyp-Gyp-Gypsy Moon..."
Anyone would like Charles after seeing his Taglines!
Any music that makes you feel good is GOOD MUSIC <RAP SUC
Bad Command:(A)bort (R)etry (T)ake RAM hostage
People will remember you better if you always wear the sa
If you don't know what it does, don't fool with it!
Drive A: format failed, formatting C: instead.
I'd love to, but I'm being deported.
A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult.
The only good leech is a dead leeeeeeeeeech!
?? jYm,s k0rAsp0ndAncE sk0l 0f edUmAkAtI0n ??
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Must finish...Tech Wars of Venusia - Crow as Shatner
"Illiterate? ... Write for FREE help."
I am Locutus of Borg. This tagline is irrelevant.
Please Don't Honk; I can only go Warp 4
Divorce Isn't the Answer. Shoot the Bitch.
Betazoid modem: downloads the files it senses I want.
[*] <-- Tribble wearing headphones
Stamp out nouvelle cuisine in our lifetime!
A billion here, a billion there, soon it is real money.
My other tagline is being used on my CRAY Y-MP
Get slimed...join the ACLU.
Did someone say Soma?
* <- Tribble . <- Honey I Shrunk the Tribble.
I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T
How do I set my phaser to tickle?
I want........a shrubbery!
BORG IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Infinite Cubes.
Focault was a real swinger.
Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like bananas
Help! It's fallen and I can't get it up.
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Don't drink. You might shoot at tax collectors and miss.
To wake a tiger, use a long stick.
ONLINE? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
Perot/Bush/Quayle: Billionaire, Skipper and Gilligan
"Is that seat saved?" "No, but we're praying for it!"
Friends don't let friends use Apples.
I had a rabbit once. Tasted kinda like chicken.
Come to L.A. & We'll treat you like a KING! .......LAPD
For some: know God & know peace/others: no God & no peace
Conceit is God's gift to little men.
I shot the SYSOP, but I should have shot the moderator
Starring Joan Collins & Jackie Collins - Tom on shrews
Posa in pace, a'bei sogni ristora
Nobody has ever learned all of WordPerfect.
Even small mouths can gather BIG feet!
Wanna giggle? Try (EDITOR=EDLIN !) in anything.
'Tis near the night ... the day grows dim.
Smiley faces were meant to be annoying.
If you're looking for tongue twisters, visit Michael!
If there are no bugs, it's not a useful program.
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Correct me if I'm wrong ... everybody else does.
Illiterate? Write for FREE HELP!
Official Blue Wave Betazoid (oh, Deanna...?)
Some folks feel that beauty times brains is a constant.
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
No more twit replies required. I got it! Thanks all!
Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo!
Be kind to dumb animals, and give small birds rootbeer.
I don't mind dying, I just don't want to be there when it
I can count even higher if I take my shoes off.
Goooood Morning Iraq!
"Our father, who art in 7-Eleven, Harold be thy name."
Be scared. Be very a'scared! - Crow
A nose in artificial manure is not studying nature.
(BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:>Session complete. Assimilate another
I dropped my toothpaste, said Jeff, Crestfallen
Just when you think your winning the rat race, along come
If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? ? <<
Hair Force One: the most expensive barber chair in histor
All progress stems from change but all change is not nece
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Mathemeticians do it exponentially!
Always remove the last screw first.
Guy: You heard nothing? * Tom: Just bongos
So many systems... So little time!
We deserve, and demand, truth, instead of posturing!
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all stats are made up
Never sleep with someone who is more Screwed up than you
He's not 'ere, Bruce. Blimey, it's hot in here, Br
The Earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much bigger.
Thats when men were men - Mike
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
Hold tight, we're in for nasty weather.
#include <std.disclaimer.h>
Try to get rid of junk mail, but income tax forms arrive.
Jesus walked on water. Matt.14:25 Elvis surfed. Blue Haw
Friends don't let friends use DOS 4.xx!
If she's old enough for PLAYTEX then she's old enough for
To be is to do.
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Hey Beavis...i'm pitchin' a tent..
I came. I saw. I charged it.
Hell's just had bad P.R. now where's my 1000 suntan block
Sometimes big splashes are just ripples in the pool.
If you're really a police dog, where's your badge?
Time for my morning SysEx dump.
OFFLINE 1.52 "Feces Occurs."
Arrrgh....the thread fell into the ......
I mentioned my 'Hard drive' and she giggled expect
I'd love to, but the President said he might drop in.
BOXER: Pop-up ASCII chart with hex/dec/oct displays!
We have engaged the Borg. The wedding is Sunday!
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
I want to hear you scream ... in pain." "Play some Rap mu
IF Tagline = STOLEN THEN Insult(Thief) ?????????????????TAGLINE?EXTENDER????????????????
My other computer has Lwaxana Troi's voice.
Cap'n, I threw your stinkin palm tree overboard!
I don't have the time for a hobby. I have a computer.
Limbaugh Institute FOR Advanced Conservative Studies.
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I don't care what happened today.
Problems? No, I LIKE my foot there.
Do not believe everything you hear or anything you say.
It's wonderful to be here, it's certainly a thrill...
If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.
Out of the mouths of babes comes strained spinach.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either.
Prevention is better than cure.
Children: the most common sexually transmitted disease.
OFFLINE 1.50 "I prefer text mode based BASIC because its
TV Truth #5: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females.
I finally got it all together, but forgot where I
There are many ways to show affection.
If tree fell on florist, would he make sound?
Open Seven Days a week, accept on Sunday....
Moderator: See also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor.
Go ahead...say something...amuse your friends...both of '
Uga uga! And that rhymes with 58! -Jounster
Every man thinks his own burden the heaviest.
New Liberal Math: your paycheck minus your paycheck.
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Brain damage? No thanx, I already have some
Every day I do my best for one more day.
I like reading books, but I LOVE reading Tarot!
------+ Ian Maxim -- (803) 957-4064 +------
MAYBE, and that's final!
My computer NEVER loc
All I did was press E-N-T-E-R, like the screen said!?!?
Thou art God(dess).
No, I don't know what "apathy" means, nor do I care.
Baker, Swaggart...Only 3 To Go!
We promise according to our hopes, and perform according
Not now, honey, I'm screaming at Ron!
Coffee: The pharmacological basis of consciousness.
If at first you don't succeed, don't be foolish, give up.
A second class effort is a first class mistake.
Dr. Beckett stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and
MegaReader ? tester - and PROUD of it!
Imagination is more important than knowledge!
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug
Ancient custom has the force of law.
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Explain a slide rule to today's youth.
Bad dog! Don't chew the power cor..!# NO TERRIER
* <-- Tribble (*) <-- Tribble with shields up
Ah Sir, that Tanker is getting away.
He's got too much yardage between his goal posts.
Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.
Somebody has to go polish the stars...
Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.
...Make...the Taglines go awaaaaaaaaaay....
I lost my drivers license on Wacky Wheels!
Happiness is Bill Clinton's face on a milk carton!
Please, cut off my arm.
"Cardassian rule was oppressive, but it was simple." -- O
Missed me by THAT much....Maxwell Smart
Stupidity is NOT a handicap, so please park elsewhere!
Warning: I don't brake for Liberals!
Making a living selling lemonade.
That which can be imagined can also actually be reality.
During sex I fantasize I'm someone else.
In The Search For Quality, There Is No Finish Line
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Hobbes did it, Mom!
Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern unstoned.
"Morning Darling." >> Q to Picard"
Friends are people you can be quiet with.
It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese....
Feel folded, spindled or mulilated, call...
Miles, pray for an early or late baby.
Just nod if you can hear me.
Do your knees buckle, but not your belt?.
It's not my planet monkeyboy.
Tell no big lies today. Small ones are just as effective
"Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1?" - Worf
Were did my BSY flag go?
In your next fight, put in all your men.
We are the Rolling Borg. We can't get no assimilation...
Think you can hold off a vampire with a sunlamp?
*Loonies* cast Summon Smurf
Real Programmers don't write COBOL.
We are always the same age inside.
If there was a nuclear bombing, would I be alive to care?
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I have more quotes than most people have BRAINS, proving
Out of our minds and into your homes.
Central Texas Emergency Services BBS - Austin, Texas - (5
Harbor:place, safe from storms, ships face Customs
OFFLINE 1.43 * Save the Planet
He who crosses ocean twice without washing is a dirty dou
I strive for perfection, what I get is reality.
Questions, questions! Does it ever end?!
The laborer is worthy of his hire, only if his labor is.
Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!
If your ship doesn't come in, swim to it.
Sequel to the Little Mermaid: "Sleeping with the Anemone"
Save a Whale -- Harpoon a fat chick.
Moderators are people, too.
Please Captain not in front of the Klingons
Authenticity Police - death to Spandex!
...follow the yellow brick PATH...
Read my chips: No new upgrades!
A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
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Sucker! Uh, wait a minute, thats me! - Crow as leech
Genius starts at the top and works up.
Oh, say can you C, from C to shining C. C ?
Flannister - The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack toget
Never mind the dog, beware of the owner & fecal deposits.
Those who do good will get their Just Punishment!
URA Redneck if: Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas l
Paula Mader ? A neon peach! I like that!
I am Gates of Borg - Speed is irrelevant!
Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers with a very bad odor.
INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGL
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.1?
Vomiting ? Unplanned examination of recent food choices.
Don't hit me moderatorI'll go back on topicI swear
Taking up collection to give Barney one way ticket to Jur
ERASE C:\REALITY.SYS COPY A:\TREK\*.* C:\
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
He didn't really say THAT! Did he????
Australia ... visit us soon ... where your dollar goes fu
Could you state that as a question, please?
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Is this really happening?
Are we supposed to be having fun yet?
A smile is a curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Good Programmers type copy con Program.exe
Some of the best things in LIFE are glider guns.
Ok son spell PC,...... PEE SEE, Woops!
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks!
"Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!"
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Hell hath no pizza (probably no Thai restaurants, either)
Make headlines! Use a corduroy pillow.
Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.
Isn't that an oxymoron in itself?
Warning, Message Truncated!
Eagles fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Speak softly and carry a +6 Two Handed Sword.
Floggings will continue until morale improves
"I'm made of cheese!" "We know, Grandpa."
BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is!"
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OPCODE: RDB = Run Disk Backwards
If God were female, do you REALLY think men would exist?
UNIX: It's not just a hair color, it's a way of life.
??e!?s ?re ???i?g m? ?r??? -- ??m at ??eve?.
MoDOOM: Where the safest place is behind a rocket launche
I can't believe my computer's on fire.
Bashir to O'Brien: Beam down Dax and a twelve pack....
Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans!
He taught us drawing, stretching, and fainting in coils.
To live is always desirable.
Memory allocation error: Reboot System!
Welcome to Arizona. Please set your clocks back 20 years.
In fashion be a reed in the wind.
BMW: Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
She is descended from a line that her mother listened to.
Neutrinos have bad breadth.
"If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates
One thing's perfectly clear, Clinton doesn't drink draft
Problem with Doom? End of the line is WAAAY back there.
It's always darkest right before you step in dog mess!
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Confucius say, Man who meows ate pussy!
Cap'n, this t'glin dinna' say ennythin!
Attack long worms from the rear - that is so much
Got the sex duh-rive ... driving 'm mad ...
Oxymoron: Military Etiquette.
If you love life, it will love you back.
Pardon Me, But do You Have Any Reg mustard? All I have is
Stop while you're a Thread......
RIME: Randomly Intermittent Mail Exchange
Sex: The most fun you can have without laughing.
A word to the wise is often enough to start an arg
RA2+/Gecho1.01+ we not be JAMMING yet..???..
If I had known it was harmless I would have killed it mys
Are the taglines too long, or is the tagline-space to sh
Happiness can't buy you money.
Rom couldn't find a cup of water if you dropped him in a
Please remove near duplicate taglines to shave space.
CAUTION! BUG Bashing in progress - Caution!
Alimony is always having to say you're sorry.
Bullfight: One man against half a ton of pissed-off pot r
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I practic Ancient Art of .45 AUTO
Does water sink or float?
Moderator Rule #2: You're NOT God but don't tell anyone.
"Beulah, peel me a grape."
Can we get loss of liability insurance insurance?
If you throw mud, you will have dirty hands.
He's got a magnet! Everybody stand back!
Was it good for you, too?
Subway talk: 'ho-de-dow' = Hold the Door!
Help! Help! The paranoids are after me!
IBM: The stupidity goes in when the name goes on.
Half a loaf, is better than no rest at all!
April: the month that lawns and the IRS get green.
If Einstein were a black man, would he have surmised, E=M
Murder is just an extroverted suicide...
Stop drive-by shootings. Ban cars!
I)gnore, R)eboot, or C)all Laura Palmer
Oxymoron: Wealthy Professor.
One seventh of our lives is spent on Mondays.
April 16th: Count your blessings - nothing else is left.
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Fumasphere - The row of seats adjacent to the smoking are
To baldly go where no one has gone before : Picard
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Ignore him...he's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
BBSing's like sex, except for not wanting to get off.
Dahlmer on cooking : Leg O'Sam; Eyescream
Hello, Operator?! I've been cut off! : John Bobbit
If you fool around with a thing for very long you will sc
F because you're fluffy, flaky & fun! - Gypsy sings
A statesman shears sheep, a politician skins them.
City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
I Feel Better Now.
Some people aren't equipped to attend a meeting of minds
I never could remember punch lines!
Death is irrelevant when your friends with a 50th level c
Behind every successful man stands a bunch of amazed co-w
Oxymoron: Guest host.
"Spock, I thought you were dead?" "No sir I Rebooted"
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
Is Darth Vader YOUR father, too?
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Even my cleaning lady won't do Windows.
Oxymoron: Almost Suddenly.
Power is danger.
Reagan thought that all numbers in the budget should be b
Persons reading between the lines do so at their own risk
Criminals and tyrants want an unarmed populace.
Oxymoron: Solipsists of the World, Untie.
A Modemer's telephone bill knows no bounds.
I coulda sworn that it wasn't YOUR sister I was with.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
Due to Budget Constraints light at end of tunnel is off!
COBOL(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck.
it worse.
Physicists do it with rigid bodies
Stipulation #1: There will be no stipulations
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Tagline!
My house was trashed by 'Not me'
How can you avoid hurting someones feelings without being
Immortality consists largely of boredom--Zefrem Cochrane
Insert brain, then type
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It's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
Make like, a toilet and get the crap outta here.
Sign in room: Hortas - Please don't eat the urinals!
...sucks!!!
If there isn't a law, there will be.
Arrogance is the obstruction of wisdom.
Rise of the Triad ? Weapons so powerful they blow you out
Stack overflow: Too many pancakes. Meal halted.
Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works! --- Fa
Brain, like muscle, works better if regularly exercised.
Devo of Borg: We are not men....We are Borg.
Please cut my pizza in six slices... I can't eat eight!
Help me quick! Someone must have turned reality back on.
If you're looking for tongue twisters, visit Michael!
Thirsting for knowledge on a very dry planet.
May all your PUSHes be POPed.
Thank god for the `EFF'.. Last bastion of the resistant
A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what
Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada
Decaffinated coffee? What the hell's the POINT!?
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I'm not old. I'm chronologically challenged.
MA Driving #5: If you get there, play your numbers.
It is meaningless to speak of domesticating a child.
Confucius say, Couple who make love in strawberry patch h
Pagans do it in the Woad
"Hi Ronnie, it's George! George Bush. The president..."
Joe's Morgue you kill'em we chill'em!
Abort, Retry, Ignore... Play Ball!
Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.
A metaphor is like a simili.
Make like a quarterback and take a hike.
It's alive, it's alive...muhahaha!
Too much shareware, not enough registration $$$.
I come in peace.
People who pun deserve to be drawn and quoted...
Show me a sane man. I'll cure him for you.
The flood has arrived, may we interest you in an ark?
THERE! I've run rings around you logically.
Steve Winter? Oh, just the worst religous zelot Fidonet
My God, it's full of Yars!
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"Go ahead, Ross! Drown him! He won't do it again!"
I'm not a Vulcan, but I play one on TV Leonard Nimoy
OFFLINE 1.40 * Save the Planet
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Hare Forsberg, Hare Forsberg, Proyam proyam, Hare
IBM PS/1 ? - A Prodigy Workstation !
Dialogues are often several simultaneous monologues.
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the diffe
I know the cheats for QUAKE, but I'm not telling!
Bad command. Bad, bad command. Sit! Staaay....
Listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary!
Taglines? We doan need no stinkin' taglines...
My vowels moved....I'm no longer consonated.
All governments thieve, some just steal less
Murphy is dead, but that stupid bunny keeps on going...
Toto, how come everything seems so slow? Woof, Woof, Win
Fight the Greenhouse Effect: PLANT TREES!!!
Have you seen the bridge? Where's that confounded bridge?
Freedom isn't free.
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NO CARRIER? Where will Tom Cruise land his plane?
Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE!
I may not be right, but I'm never wrong!
Mathematician: a machine for converting coffee into theo
I read so much about risks of drinking, I gave up reading
Press any key... NO!... except that one.
Buy a Micro2000 to play QUAKE!
DING!< Thank you, thats it.
The Lotto breaks up families.
We demand peaceful relations or we'll blow up your planet
MODEM - Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine
My other computer is a ColecoVision Adam.
Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows; But without all th
We DON'T care. We don't HAVE to. We're the phone company.
He's studying to be a child molester at the Seminary.
Oh God! I almost stole a tagline!
Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you!
Rise of the Triad ? I'm a freight train o'death!
Tarzan of Borg: Me assimilate. You assimilated.
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I've fallen in love but can't remember her name
I have a speech impediment....my foot!!!
More things change, the more you need alterations.
Copywight 1992 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
Bigamy: too many wives. Monogamy: see Bigamy
Congress--just a few conservatives away from working!
Raptor ? You will crash & burn. Count on it.
Is this the right room for an argument?
Ninth Level Tagline Thief, +8 to swipe.
The four food groups: Caffiene, Chocolate, Sugar, and Sex
Each of us contains an element of insanity.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and
President Clinton - The face on the $3.00 bill...
Eufirstics - Two people waiting on the phone for the othe
Real power comes out of wall outlets.
Hard Drive Crash? Dial 1-800-YOU BURN ..
Lord Falkland's Rule: When it is not necessary to make a
CAUTION: be very careful of warnings.
Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force 1990-
Liberalism is the "wasting disease" of society.
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Ensign, engage warp drive. Ensign? ENSIGN, WAKE UP!
"The keyboard... how quaint." -- Scott
ANSI is banned at San Quentin; too many escape sequences!
Get someone else to break the shrink wrap.
Thinks 'Doing A Clinton' is a 20's dance
It's astounding, time is fleeting, madness takes control.
Confucius say: He who fart in church sit in own pew.
My other vehicle is a Ferengi Marauder.
Sector not found. Kill Program? (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it
Press any key - i.e. the key with "ANY" on it.
Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why...
Always know where your towel is.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
Tinker gnomes invented Uzis?
This tagline is umop apisdn (Spaszoid Strikes!)
Wait. That's the FORBIDDEN dance.
It's not just a job, it's a BBS.
Located next to the Michael Jackson Child Care Center
Talgine - The pain of seeing a misspelled taglinne.
Part parasite, part sabrobe!
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Clinton Cruise Lines: Taking America for a Ride!
My dad hit me only once - with the Buick
If you take away the fuel, in time the flames will die.
I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared.
Oxymoron: Sugarless Candy.
See ladies blouses. 50% off!
Not a bug - an undocumented feature!!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal!
Trust only those who would lose as you if things go wrong
"My bologna has a last name, it's H-O-F-F-A."
Thinking is wise, planning is better, doing is best.
"Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows."
The first stereophonic BBS.
Neutrality pays when your wife and mother-in-law argue.
In England there are 60 religions and 3 sauces.....
Unemployment-6% Clinton-42% -See any connection?
One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
DV Tree ==> Turbocharged DESQview
Ensign Smith, why are you standing Behind Me?
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Tagline dropped due to budget cuts.
Have you hugged your computer today?
Ask not for whom the bell tolls;let the machine get it!
The Tao of Crash Test Dummies-looking for a few good zen
Bend over BITCH, I'm gonna send you to Newark!
Dorothy, we're not in Kansas. Toto! You can speak! ?
Psychoanalysis makes simple people feel complex
At the prompt, remove the disk, spit on it, and retry.
CAUTION: Use with a 3-wire electrical system only!
DOOM: Who lives by the sword gets shot by who doesn't.
"D.A.M.N.: Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia"
Florida: Come on vacation, leave on probation
"Experience comes from bad judgment." - Mark Twain.
Celibacy is *NOT* hereditary.
*** No Response Required ***
Those on the cutting edge bleed a lot.
I know this ship like the back of my hand.. - Scot
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any surviva
I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without ca
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Subliminal Tag Line -- stcudorp dnalroB yuB
Error:015 - Unable to exit Windows.
Cowards can never be moral.
Michael Jackson's silence is deafening.
Bill Clinton Tax Form: 1) Amount earned $_______. 2) Send
All I need is some peace & Quiet.If I got a piece I
Its hard being BLUE.
The ugliest outfit you could wear is your birthday suit!
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your
It usually takes weeks to prepare an impromptu speech.
Excuses: I've got to get up early tomorrow.
Hell is kept warm with profane burners
Be Environmentally friendly - use RECYCLED toilet paper
So many off topic posters, so few bullets...
A wise man changes his mind, a fool never.
Apple Festival, Murphysboro's Very Own, Sept. 12-15th
Alright, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelles
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough to be so
I'm a belligerent omnivore -- I eat vegetarians.
At nude weddings everybody can see the best man!
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Some days, I'd kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich.
Oxymoron: Debugged program
And God said, "Let there be 28.8k bps!" and ITU-T said "W
Bearded Clams? HAH!! I've never seen one!
No one wants war.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Some cures are worse than the disease.
Aural sex gives me an earie feeling.
Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at yo
'C' What?
Excellence is to do a common thing in an uncommon way.
Methodist by birth, Druid by choice.
Oxymoron: Pious Atheists.
MISSING: Tagline, 70 characters long, last seen in Nevada
<<<<SLiMeR proof of purchase.
Modeming's like sex, except for not wanting to get off.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
If love is blind, then how does love at first sight work?
An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate virtue.
Peewee's favorite book: 'Sexual positions for one' by Iva
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See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly...
Selamat hari Christmas dan Selamat Tahun Baru -Malay Chri
I'll reply to you when I get the Adlib...
Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T-shirt.
"Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Tagline..."
I am Hugh of Borg. We want Troi. Geordi is our friend. He
This tagline is $hareWare! To register, please send $20
<<Best Wishes for a Joyous Holiday Season!>>
I'm a counsellor, not a contortionist! - Troi
Oxymoron: Man Child.
Unless to thought is added will, Apollo is an imbecile.
It's probably Probability....
Pink Floyd of Borg: We don't need no assimilation!
Here is further away than you think.
Horace: Limbless man with no voice
Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger!
<INSERT TAGLINE HERE>
Do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees.
Taglines \'tag-l?inz \ The bumperstickers of BBS'ing.
Thrift shock - Spotting previously owned items at a Salva
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I am not an idiot, but I play one on Fidonet!
It is our worship word too.
De omnibus est dubitandum
A good scare is better than good advice.
Distance is a great promoter of adoration.
Make friends with Sysops: page at 3 a.m.
It takes a lot of balls to play Golf the way I do.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ?? ???? BERNIE WILT - Syste
Born to be Wiiiillllllddddddddddd
There is much Obi--Wan did not tell you.
Regular or extra crispy, how do you want the environment?
Random Ray strikes again :>
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
A mistake is proof that someone tried anyhow.
Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus?
Tagline Witheld: Patent Pending.
If Windows NT is so great, why has it sold < 20,000 copie
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
A room should reflect its occupant.
There is no dark side of the moon, really. Matter of fact
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Gary Hart: living proof that you *can* screw your brains
TX Driving: To change lanes, first pull out your .357... tagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtag
I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!
Great beer bellies are made, not born.
Shchizphrenia beats being alone
March 26, 1827. Beethoven begins decomposing.
(%%%) Baseball smiley.
A penny for your thoughts... $2000 to act it out!
This is a test tag.
The best way out of difficulty is through it.
OFFLINE 1.50 "Don't Panic"
It is meaningless to speak of domesticating a chil
How did Bill and Hillary meet? They dated the same woman!
A KGB keyboard has no <ESC> key!
It's was so cold, I had to take anti-freeze to goto the d
QUAKE ? It's id Software's fault.
F because you're fluffy, flaky & fun! - Gypsy sings
Nana-korobi ya-oki (fall down 7 get up 8)
Never eat prunes when you're famished.
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Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a conference moderator!
And I thought *I* had problems!
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
I always did like climbing trees, is this genetic?
Rule #5: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
"We need a 10-gauge needle," Tom hypothesized.
If at first you don't succeed, ignore the docs...
PCDOS&MSDOS&CP/M&WINDOWS I'LL FIDDLEWITHOS/2 WOULDN'TYOU?
Government Intelligence: The biggest oxymoron of all.
The mob has many heads but no brains.
Hang up your logic over there.
The truth is always the strongest argument.
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
Modemers: the few, the unbalanced, the eccentric!
Many a 'jackass'Judge thinks he has 'Horse sense'!
General Failure reading John Dvorak
Liberal Tactic #5: Arguments are lost only to bigots.
Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear.
Many a man never fails because he never tries.
Lurk quietly, and carry a big on/off switch.
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The best doctor is the one you hunt for and can't find.
The Borg are coming! Quick!! Try and look useless!!!
"This tunamelt samaaaach really tastes quite niiiiice!"
Damn It Jim!! I'm a Doctor not a Tagline writer!!!!!
May the Porsche be with you....
Make like, a kid in a shopping mall and get lost.
Astronauts get missile-toe.
I forgot where I left my short term memory!
See a penny, pick it up; move into a higher tax bracket.
One who is in peril thinks with their legs.
One thought driven home is better than three left on base
Character doesn't matter! (The Press)
Chaste makes waste.
Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one
Are you willing to be philosophically illuminated?
Athiests have no one to yell out to at orgasm.
Does Commander Data have an over byte?
Beat's me!!! I never read the documentation.
If I'd miss you when you're gone - would you leave now?
So Much Stuff... So Little Memory!
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All government is theft, some just steal less
Color slide viewing cures insomnia
I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for
???? This tag walled in for protection. ???
Sits on the customer's chest & dangles lugies - Dr. F
Path = Curiouser and Curiouser!
I'd love to, but I'm in training to be a household pest.
"I'll take her! I'll take her!"
Ignorance=Bliss? Why aren't more people happy??
Some of us take longer to grow up than others.
Friends encourage friends to use Windows - under OS/2!
Bo Derek thinks we're a bunch of airheads.
Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
There is one God, but which one is He?
Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature.
I think I've got a headache, what do you think you have?
Get back at your enemies, make'em a moderator!
Don't hit me!! I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!
Welcome to the Current Middle Ages!
Reduce --> Reuse --> Recycle!
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Rise of the Triad ? The enemy will devour me.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
"Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious."
Dax ? just another slug with a pretty face. . .
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal if you
Always remember to pillage before you burn.
Creative Hamilton death #27: Take him skydiving, pack 'ch
Experience is directly proportional to mistakes.
Missing keyboard. Think F1 to continue.
Must finish...Tech Wars of Venusia - Crow as Shatner
Confucius say man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up w
Warning: this computer makes hexist remarks!
I brake for MODERATORS (when they're under my car's wheel
The Four Food Groups: Caffine, Chocolate, Sugar and Sex.
People who pun deserve to be drawn and quoted
Anyone can urinate on the floor. Be someone, defecate on
I added water, the oatmeal still taste odd. Oh, HOT water
Now is the time for senseless bickering!
Rise of the Triad ? Dig my grave. Now.
"Really honey....just 1 more message."
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I t?ld yo?, "Never?touch ?he flop?y disk s?rface!"
Oh no not this aga&%$*#(##@ NO CARRIER
Actually, most Americans get their news from liner notes.
I live in Memphis & I've never been to Graceland :)
The majority is never right
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open!
"" " """ " "" " """ <-- random quotes
I am Ronald Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be uh, I don't re
Allright ya hayseeds, it's a stickup!
I'd be willing to bet no one on crack can play the bagpip
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
And now here's something we hope you'll really like
Looking for a good time? Call Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701
No one hates a job well done!
A PC takes guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.
RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site
Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours.
Fresh from the Box.
Hope -- I always thought that was a human failing, Spock.
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Practice safe eating, use condiments!
This tagline intentionally left blank
Drive not ready:(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew it!
They're just words. They don't mean anything
And in the news: Check out the next message.
Time for another Boston Teaparty! DUMP THE INCUMBENT!!!
Good fortune at times seems to favor the stupid.
If corn oil is made from corn, what's baby oil made from?
Every Silver Lining Has a Cloud.
Thanks for the tagline. :-)
Please wait while PCBoard reloads.
If you don't eat garlic, they'll never smell it on you.
arfinghnugin - The feeling you get from a Volkswagen.
Tom: May I just remind you to BITE ME?!
Testify 3.1:
"Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye sir, 300 dpi."
Another Funny Tagline!
Just Tell Me How To Follow Protocol.
Bushido does not mean what it sounds like.
If I had a Life I would be living it.
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The seven words you can never, ever say are f
Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER
"C.I.A." -- A contradiction in terms most of the time.
INFLATION is when the BUCK does'nt stop ANYWHERE.
Nudge, nudge, ;-), ;-), say no more!
I can't be mistaken - my modem is error-correcting.
He who dies with the most of anything, is still dead.
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertis
Have you seen my mind? It wandered again.
"Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!"
DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \wife\*.*" );
Mountains should be seen and not heard.
OS/2: Bill Gates' worst nightmare!
Join the War on Puberty, eliminate juvenile delinquency.
G'day mate, throw another cat on the barbie?
Got a new car for my girlfriend.... Great trade....
California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be
Sometimes the fax lie.
My haystack had no needle!
A wise man changes his mind, a fool never.
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"We are OUT of penicillin, Commander!" * Dr. Crusher
It's a bird- it's a plane- OH NO, it's the SYSOP!
Don't just believe in miracles, rely on them.
Swipple's Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has th
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
God is a comic playing to an audience afraid to laugh.
OPCODE: RDA = Refuse to Disclose Answer
I invent nothing. I rediscover., (Auguste Rodin).
Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it.
ERROR #3214: Operator out of patience!
The world's full of cactus, but you don't have to sit on
Rules that work elsewhere do not work in New Jersey.
We need more power! Can you give us any more?!
Oh, that sound of male ego.
Only I can tell where my own shoe pinches me.
Bald men don't waste their hormones growing hair.
Mynocks...chewin' on the power cab#%#*(^@*!... NO CARRIER
Don't blame me..it's San Andreas fault.
Waiter, there are monsters in my transporter Barclay
Beware of TIDS! If you play DooM you may be affected!
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QUAKE will sink Descent
OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass.
IBM at times means (I)ncredibly (B)otched (M)achines.
Taglines unite! Stop kidnapping of taglines.
I'm having an old friend for dinner. - Hannibal Lecter
Eufirstics - Two people waiting on the phone for the othe
I speak of rights! A machine has none! A man must.
Borg Collection Agency: Pay up or be assimilated!
Hi! I'm Joe Isuzu . . .
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!!!!
Unpupular - Anyone whose dog refuses to play with them.
Cat bathing is a martial art.
Australia ... visit us soon ... where your dollar goes fu
? ?????? ???? ??k?? ?? ???v??? ????-?? ?????? ?
I may be stupid, that still makes me smarter than you.
Unregistered taglines subject to confiscation!
Do you know JESUS? If so, tell him he owes me $2
He who dies with the most tag lines WINS!
"Let's go into the jungle and kill something!"
Even if OLX/SLMR was perfect....I'd still use it.
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If you continually give you will continually have.
How do women get minks?....Smae way minks get minks.
Oxymoron: "The honor of the French."
...and my special thanks to the Other Forty-Nine!
Toaster of Borg: Would you like some toast before you're
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize that I'm God!
Syntax: Why not? In Canada, we tax everything...
I didn't get the documentation for the manuals!
I just killed 26 Kilrathi...Why is my cat growling at me?
Our true nationality is mankind
Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded....
My puppys' cuter than your puppy - NYAH NYAH
Help!!me the apples are chaseing me??
The official Canadian DOS prompt..........EH:\>
Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are be
Feeling SHRUNK down? Imploded? Then "ReARJ /a /d /tARJ *"
At the prompt, remove the disk, spit on it, and retry.
"People voting Democratic ... Give them a boot to the head
Satan loves me. How do I know? 'Cause my Speak'n Spell
TYNH ? "I'm working for Epic now" - Joe Siegler
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Neurotoxin Lite! Tastes great. Less drooling.
Procrastination - the art of keeping up with yesterday.
I used to have peace of mind, now,I have kids.
Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo
I just hate it when it does that !!
Halitosis is better than no breath at all.
Drive not ready: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew it!
Generic Tagline
So crowded in here, I must go outside to change my mind!
Make someone happy tomorrow, Mind your own business today
"Listen up, folks!" -- Julius Caesar, first draft
I had no idea you were such a cad. I'm impressed. * Q
In gambling and life if you don't play, you never win.
ATM Teller Machine? Oxymoron!
Practice makes perfect, but no one's perfect, so why prac
?h?$ ??g???? m??? ???m ???????? ???? ?h???????$
Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.
Time spent at Cons does not count against your lifespan
And the best two of them...
Purchasing Windows is an Unrecoverable Application Error.
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Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min)
Religious people are wicked, how would they be without?
Make like, whiplash and disappear and reappear again.
Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel
If you didn't vote, no complaints about who's in or out.
Censor - a man who knows more than he thinks you should.
I met Elvis + lived...
Rebellion lay in his way, and he found it.
If we can't fix it -- we'll fix it so nobody can.
I used to have a life. Now I have DOOM.
Vietnam cookbook: 101 ways to WOK your dog.
OS/2: The best you can buy.
No thanks. I already have a nagila.
Hell's just had bad P.R. now where's my 1000 sunta
John Wayne's World! Party on, pilgrim!
Nobody home but the lights, and they're out too.
ANYTHING is a better DOS than DOS!!!
Oxymoron: Nuclear safety.
Do well, hear of it never. Do ill, hear of it forever.
Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect t
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I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss my wife.
DEFINITION: Math Chip- A piece of a broken abacus.
it's all hot, and it hurts and stuff
A Sysop's telephone bill knows no bounds.
Northern Exposure: Watch out for the frostbite!
Not tonight, dear, I have a modem.
Inevitability is my first goal as a writer.
UNIX, TheyNIX, SheNIX, HeNIX; INIX? OS/2! No, NetWare...
Inhale to the Chief.
Things are not as bad as they seem - they're worse
I am conscious that my head is off.
(A)bort (R)etry (S)hoot the SOB!
Hey I just rode a Blue Wave. Hmmm it looks read to me. <G
"Notice how easily it detaches." - Ensign Ro
Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.
Stressed out, and someone to Choke... Can't get any bette
If you don't want it to - it CAN happen.
Honey and Alum douche; neater for peter,sweeter for eater
The unnatural, that too is natural.
The best memos are the least memos.
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Limit M.P.'s to two terms...1 in Parliament & 1 in Jail.
Help me, my operator is pulling my plu ?????? NO CARRIER
Turn your 486/50 into an XT - Run Windows 3.0.
In this business, you either lead, follow or get the hell
Things that make you go 'Hmmm....'
But I wanna get my mail packet, I wanna, I wanna,I wanna!
Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do t
Make like the wind and blow.
A little nukie never hurt anyone!
Old Macdonald had a computer, with EIA I/O
GENERAL FAILURE [A]bort [R]etry [F]ire shotgun
Always remember you're unique ..... just like everyone el
I am LAPD of Borg. You will be beaten into assimilation!
Quick! Pick a smell from apples to yams.
There's always one more bug.
"Secret Agent Super RUDE!"
It was Wine,Women & Song. Now it's Beer,The Old Lady & TV
"Deadware" was coined by ME in November 1993
rly bewildered.
Sex is like an obscure joke, some get it, some don't.
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Live by the sword, die by the long bow.
If anyone has an idea why I do this, keep it to yourself.
Floppy Joe: Home Computer addict
The word today is, LEGS. Help spread the word
Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves!
In waking a tiger, use a long stick.
Confucius say, Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today
I'm not just one of your snuggle-girls, Will. ? Beverly
C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\FRY
Communism will work when love, not greed, inspires it.
I'm waitin' fo' 20Mb FLOPPIES. Right On!
The Tsongas ended, but the malady lingers on.
Is there a lawyer in the house? -=BANG=- any more ?
Moderator for a *tagline* echo? What the heck for?
\?o?,???.?:"/??v? ?????? Mig debris.....
Too many pages make a tome.
The good news is that the bad news was wrong...
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Wes" ... Zzzzzap!
Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better
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Smile - it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
A computer a day.....
CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm..
He's dead, Jim.
At such times, the wise cat retires to meditate.
And as we wind on down the road....
They got seven toes on each foot - Joel on hicks
The moon isn't waxing, it's dusting and vacuuming rugs.
"Mount your horses, men!" "But we're not that desperate!"
This is Mike Mills's tagline and I've got it!
PPI's new Betazoid modem: It downloads the files it sense
Hey hey what can I do I got a women and she won't be true
Our way is peace.
Old age needs so little, but it needs that little so much
Brought to you by OLX 2.2 -- the one that works.
Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!
Oxymoron: Simple System.
I don't need you to depress me, I can do that on my own!
Falling lenses are attracted to rocks
Always remember where you came from so you can return.
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If he knew 9 more things, he'd be an idiot.
Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him.
Scrute the inscrutable and eff the ineffable!
eruhum, Resistance is er, futile...um, er. - Barclay of
I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco.
Spaghetti code = job security.
He who slings mud looses ground.
Almost perfect... but not quite.
Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows 3.1
The truth is always the strongest argument.
SysOps do it as a nightly event.
"THE DOCTOR IS ON..."
Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.
Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor...
Avoid off-topic warnings - add the moderator to your twit
For those of you who think life is a joke, just think of
The flogging will continue until morale improves...
Don't worry, be happy.
"That's no moon. It's a space station." - Obi Wan Kenob
Less government is better!
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The place where YOU can make a difference. Sort of. May
"I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All"
Phoenix: Hell Tucson: A really good imitation
It's tourist season in Florida, bag limit two.
It's a state of mind.
Procrastination day is tomarrow... or the next day
Oxymoron: Decaffeinated coffee
Halaska - the box on a U.S. map that shows the 49th and 5
Gamblers take heart! Capital gains tax is over.
Alas poor kiroY, I knew him backwards.
for the main difference in people, stating that envy cre
Warning: Moderator is a horse gelder by trade and needs p
Forrest: Limbless man surrounded by a lot a trees
I am Heisenberg of Borg. You might be assimilated.
This is Elvis. Any messages for me?
Too busy to laugh? Then you are too busy.
Do unto others as though you were the other.
If you don't get it first,you don't get it all
Is that your GUS or a bowl of Rice Krispies?
Confucius say, Girl who lay on ground have piece on earth
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The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll
And now we return you to your (ir)regular conferen
Halleluja! Put your HANDS on the MODEM!
Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sand
"Missed by that much."
Chicken - the egg's way of making more eggs.
It all hinges on your definition of 'a good time'.
Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if yo
I'll make you famous....
A 3000 year old child proof cap? - Crow on mummy case
I'm not old. I'm chronologically gifted.
I'm hardware and don't know anything about software.
Help us raise money to fight ... CRIPPLEWARE.
Join the Frustrated SysOp Society today!
TIME TO PLAY!
Icon see clearly now, the pane is gone.
The best doctor is the one you run for and can't find.
I want to contol who lives and dies!
Congress: Jurassic Park on the Potomac.
Automobile mufflers don't die, they just get exhausted.
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This is your pizza. ???$ ? ???? !zz? ???? ????????$
Oxymoron: Motorcycle Safety.
Schshschshchsch.
Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funer
Suicide is confession and confession is suicide.
Buttblotting Fluid - The blue stuff on diaper commercials
Do what you will with this tagline, just don't bother me
Ever notice that Legos aren't biodegradable ?
CAUTION! Hungry Dieter--May bite if provoked.
We are all travelers, from our birth until our death.
Girlfriend & dog assimilated...reward for return of dog.
Make like, the dew and evaporate.
Military secrets are the most fleeting of all.
It takes all Types(tyles) and I want them ALL!
Computer,load program 9 -- Execute
I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant.
The pot at the end of the rainbow is not Acapulco Gold.
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Coalition Forces: fighting for YOUR right to dissent!
It's been a LOONNNGGGG week.<sigh>
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C sick and sh shocked
Use the gas, Luke!
The disks are getting full; purge a file today.
Bunnies and beer don't mix.
Check again to make sure it's not loaded.
Learning unix via man | pg
Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.
On the wall of the women's restroom on the Enterprise: "W
Tiefright - The fear of turning the twist-tie in the wron
Hi! I'm a tagline virus! Steal me & join in the fun!
Seems just like yesterday . . . Hey! It was!
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Take This 'Conference' and Shove It.
Let not your tongue cut your throat.
Banned on Big Blue
Parkinson's Second Law: Expenditures rise to meet income.
Death is when God drops carrier on you.
Question authority before they question you!
Four out of five herrings that smoke get bagels.
"Its ensign Pencil." "He's lead, Jim."
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Rush's friends would have been the ones in Jesus's temple
"No, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
I'm hardware and don't know anything about softwar
I can't remember names so I'll just call you Butthead.
Wanna read a good horror novel? Get a history book!
Unable To Locate Conference - Moderator Lost.
If it weren't for C, we'd all use Pascal, BASIC and COBOL
One who has a clear conscience has a foggy memory.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Prejudice is the reason of fools. Voltaire.
I'd love to, but I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with
Tribble meets Ford at 65Mph ---> ____
I'll nibble if you'll byte.
All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp
I Love you, and you can love me too for just $49.95
Is this as much fun as you can have with your clothes on?
Oh, you mean the old Same place.
Ah' can SPELL, ah' plum can't TYPE wo'd some hoot
"Huzzah, my butt, you community theater reject!"
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: VINCE Meat Pie.
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If imprinted foil seal under cap is broken or missing whe
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool
Is there a liberal in the house? -=*BLAM*=- Any more?
Great Americans of the Bible, a Time-Life series, order n
Age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. (BOREALIS)
A project not worth doing at all is not worth doing well.
Smurfberry crunch is fun to eat
The sound of many hands clapping. Ol?!
Eat it, dear ... pretend it's mud.
Indifferent to instruction: Knows more than superiors -ev
If you're gonna wake a Tiger - use a LONG STICK!
A modest silence is a woman's crown. - Sophocles
The French take care of themselves - except in wartime.
Crash Course In Brain Surgery
BBSing is a fun, relaxing hobby after a hard days
Reality Is An Illusion Caused By Lack Of Acid.
Photographers do it in the DARK! =-)
Do less and accomplish more.
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Even sliced VERY thin, baloney is never corned beef.
Vodka + milk of magnesia: Philips screwdriver
Man, that lightening sounds clo.a=
OFFLINE 1.50 "Windows NT: Needs Terabytes"
Organic........... Church music.
This computer is protected by a 357 Magnum. You guess wha
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....
I QEdit!
Divers do it deeper.
I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited frien
Homer Simpson: Mmmmmmmm... Beer!
DIODE; What happens to people who don't die young.
It's a vicious cycle. vroom vroom!
Now, from K-TEL, on 2 LPs, 1 Cassette OR 3 CD's!
Are you wearing a troupe or is that a TRIBBLE on y
<This Tagline has been removed by U.S. Customs>.
Strive for the impossible or you shall wither.
I! am! Kirkutus! -- of! Borg! Prepare! to! be! -- assim
Forecast for tonight: Dark
Birds are trapped by their feet, people by their tongues.
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Bug: Also see PKZIP, WINDOWS, DARKLANDS.
Somehow, I can't see myself doing it for money. ? Geordi
Internet Lie #3: Who needs moderators?
The future is like the present, only longer.
Confusious say MAN WHO STANDS ON TOILET IS HIGH ON POT
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Energize!" said Picard and the pink bunny appeared...
Oxymoron: Restless Sleep.
She's the original good time that was had by all!
I'm not crazy, I just don't give a &*$#.
All your future lies beneath your hat.
if a = b and b = c, then we've got a messed up alphabet
cross-posted from alt.rap.sucks.yo.yo.yo.yo.
I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm t
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all stats are made up
.nataS morf egassem deksam-drawkcab a si sihT
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that i
Aw come on, just this one last little feature.
Take my advice. I'm not using it.
He who hesitates too long, must change his underwear.
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The greatest cunning is to have none at all.
Baroque: When you are out of Monet.
"Spock, I thought you were dead!" "No, sir. I rebooted."
Today is a "Honey do day" Honey do this, honey do that..
De omnibus est dubitandum
Get back at your enemies, make'em a moderator!
Brought to you by ALLGONE-REP
REMEMBER that the only proper way to exit a door is ALT-H
Old age and treachery outdo youth and skill.
Money: The root of all evil. Man needs roots.
If I buy the steel wool, would you knit me a Porsche?
It's ALWAYS dark if you never open your eyes!
To boldly go where no one has gone before.
No one can put you down without your full cooperation.
...Bad spellers of the world...UNTIE!
Well - it COULD happen......
Generic Tagline v2: [ ]Flame [ ]Political annoucement [
Misery no longer loves company; nowadays it insists on it
If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!
Here's the latest baseball scores...1-3, 4-2, 1-2, & 4-6.
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I'm another road kill on the Information Superhighway.
"Transporter chief Miller, beam the landing party to the
Save pennies>> Make your own bullets!
Combiloops - The 2-3 unsuccessful attempts at opening a c
"Scotty, beam me down another beer!!! (BUURRP!!)
Counselor, it's an Academy game: Bite The Pillow Wesley
A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds...
If I want your opinion I'll give it to you.
?? ??sw?? ?? ????, ?? ?v??s?, ??d ?v?????g ?s 42+
A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!
"Please refrain from using your imagination." - Odo
Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
LISTEN to your children
V_o^o_V Things that go Bump on the Keyboard.
California makes the best wine, New York the best whine.
Look out! The Moderator is on the prowl again.
"Darn fool toy!"
Don't be blinded by the charm.... take care of her
Conference Liaison
Hello I am part number ************ & part idiot.
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"Criminal lawyer" is redundant redundant.
Click...click...click...damn, out of new taglines.
Psycho ceramics: The study of crackpots.
Quick! Say something profound in 45 characters or le.
A too-short mini skirt leaves a definitive end in view.
Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run
Make like, a pair of nickers and skid.
SUCCESS: knowing what to kiss...and when.
It's raining, It's pouring, the old man is... dead, Jim.
Make like, a krieg and blitz.
Smith & Wesson: The original point-and-click interface.
Get up in the sky where they can't find you.
FIRMWARE: Hardware that is starting to melt.
A bug is always wrong ... when arguing with a chicken.
Beat me. Whip me. Make me write bad taglines.
Good ol' American ingenuity !!!
Help! I've fallen and can't get up.
Beer is Better: Beer bottles don't get sprayed wit
Come as you are...
Sometimes it just doesn't pay to think.
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Dragons again? I activate my +6 St. George Surface-to-Ai
The years creep slowly by, Lorena.
Orwellian Dict.- Clinton: The Administration of Newspeak.
I understand your concerns. Request denied. ? Data
A wholesome mind is wasted potential.
A small carafe of wine is illogical, immoral, and inadequ
I've used this particular tagline 346 times.
OUCH!... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper.....
Now now, we're not schizophrenic, are we?
M.A.D.D.: Modems Against Display Drivers.
I'm sorry Mr. Moderator, I'll go back on topic soon!
I'm a analog man in a digital world
All human life ends when you take a "dirt nap."
I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my d
Beer is Better: Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work.
Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary.
Another day, another buck 2.98 minus tax.....
The written word preserves the wonders of the human mind.
A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother fe
DEFINITION: Megabyte- A nine course dinner.
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I hear Michael's new cod-piece song is all about you.
QWK: The VHS of offline mail formats.
Even if you're paranoid maybe they're really after you.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he twitted the moderator.
Definition of a prostitute: receiver of swollen goods.
Second-hand tagline. As-is. $10. No refund or exchange
Authority is like a septic tank - the BIG chunks float to
My modem can beat up your modem
Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
May you live to see a great Prime Minister in office agai
Short cut ... The longest distance between two points.
I am wealthy in my friends. -Shakespeare
Make sure comments and code agree.
Now we dolly back, now we fade to black . . .
University: A modern school where football is taught.
I have never suceeded. When I went looking for trouble i
That was so fast, can you show me one more time? ? Troi
m?d? ? m??t?l ??t?, b?t ?rg?t wh?r? ? p?t ?t.
Bless me father for I have SIMMed.
If you wanna know the value of money, try to borrow some.
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Do Me Wrong or Do Me Right ... Just Do Me!
I think I'm gonna, Blow chunks.
A person in a passion rides a mad horse.
Guess it's time for Plan B, huh?
OPCODE: UP = Understand Program
Reason refutes Liberalism every time - Rush Limbaugh.
And now, let the fun begin.
She can't take much more, she's gonna BLOW! - Scotty
^?^ <- Viking Tribble
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!
Those who fought for it know the true taste of freedom!
Oxymoron: Vague Recollection.
Tech Support: Not just a job, an adventure!
Acme replies.
How to accelerate a Mac: 100m-9.6m/s/s
Captain, phasers and photons down, get the hand phasers o
Look out below!
Lorena Bobbit in Germany: Choppenderwienerhoffen.
Ignoring Aggression, breeds Aggression.
Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way.
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Beat me, whip me, make me read my Qmail!
This v.rus d..tro.s ta...nes.
"Missed by that much."
Dr. Livingston I Presume was Dr. Presume's full name.
Good girls go to heaven..but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!!
EverReady bunny arrested, charged with battery!
Hey, where do I get my Tourist shooting license ?
Think carefully before wishing, it might just come true.
If you can't write'em, Steal'em. Tagline Thieves local 46
I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
Beat's me!!! I never read the documentation.
Oxymoron: Rising Deficits.
"Grandma,that stuff Bennie is using
Character above reproach: Still one step ahead of the law
"Happiness is a warm puppy." said the anaconda.
I don't have a beer belly! It's a gas tank for a sex mach
t into somebody's pocket.
For carnival we put masks over our masks.
I am Beavis, a Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh
An alcoholic is an enemy who drinks as much as you do.
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Non sequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated.
Day destroys the night , night divides the day try to ru
Lately, it occurs to me...
Never tell a lie, unless lying is your strongest point.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face.
Duke Nukem 3D ? Why don't YOU try saving the world someti
For it is the doom of men that they forget. - Merlin
There are no user servicable parts in this tagline.
Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy.
Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
Coming soon to a BBS near YOU!
Push any key. Then push the any other key.
Gravity is a myth -- the Earth sucks.
HEBREW - the **MANLY** beer!
General Protection Fault - Put on condom and try again!
Good is not good enough where better is expected.
Sorry, I lost my head! <signed> Marie Antoinette??
Being able to say NO is the root to reclaiming your life.
I hate it when that happens!
I'll bet you're wondering who wrote this quote.
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ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard
Try that refreshing new feeling - THINK!
All for one; one for all, except me above all.
I was here and you were gone,now your here and I'm gone!
The offspring of a tribble and Ross Perot: @*@
Runtime Error 3478:0251 : Can not find computer.
I have no mouth, and I must burp.
And That alone is.
Speed things up, make pre-aged wine from old raisins.
Awright, you people! Who stole my strawberry prese
Mommy, can I be a boy genius when I grow up?
Ow. I believe I have overexerted myself.- Data
I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em.
CA Raisins murdered by Cereal Killer! Film at 11.
Help fight truth decay.
A Cat is Easier to Train Than a Moderator.
Some men without a god are like fish without bicycles.
All women are automatically born with a shopping disorder
"Now somewhere in the black mountain hills....."
Militant Agnostic--I don't know and you don't either!
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If at first you don't succeed - so much for skydiving.
DAMN, we're good.
Help! I've fallen on the floor and I'm rolling!
Cats are Roommates...... Dogs are Family!
Optimist: Someone who doesn't know all the facts yet.
NO CARRIER... A naval aviators worst nightmare!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew it?
Choking on a beernut? Apply the Heineken maneuver.
Try our new dehydrated water! Just add ...uh...er...
I like to press wild flowers.
Friends Don't Let Friends Do Windows
Wait for further instructions....
MS-DOS: Celebrating ten years of continuous obsolescence.
Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
Dan Quayle's library burned: both books lost!
Connected? Use Alt-H to test your IQ.
If Data is "fully functional," can he get a woman pregnan
Beer makes the world go `round (and `round, and `round...
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.
I surf the net on Liquid Sky!
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No woman ever shot a man while he was doing the dishes.
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
A eunuch should not take pride in his chastity.
Proboscis: The rudimentary organ of an elephant which se
BITCHENAID - It's like the best mixer, dude.
Shoot all the Radicals!
"All you touch and all you feel, is all your life will ev
Dyslexics have more fnu
ow long will it be before we all "just get in the way?"
Look out for number one. But don't step in number two!
Is a Naval Aide really a Belly-button Assistant?
"@FN@, beam me up!" "But I don't have the power....."
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac
Please remove duplicate pets to save strays.
There are lies, damn lies, and environmentalists.
Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machine.
I'm not lazy. I'm just doing research on inertia.
Welcome to The Machine.
I'll have to think twice before I give it a second though
ERROR: RUM&COKE.DRK unexpected EOF... Operator Loaded
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A bed is a SAC resource, don't waste it.
Confucius say: Is stuffy inside fortune cookie.
New dating service: Desperately Seeking.
This tagline protected by Smith and Wesson Security,
It takes a mature person to be really young.
Honest, Judge, he threw it in reverse and smashed into me
A fault recognized is half corrected.
Press SPACEBAR once to quit or twice to save changes.
And now to find moderators for the other 127 countries.
Out of the frying pan, into the spilt milk.
ULTRA TOP SECRET MESSAGE, burn before reading!
"How SWEET it is"!!
If you buy Yarnball Tribbles, YMBAT.
JIM...His brain is GONE! * Bones
"Man's the bad child of the universe." Oppenheim
Warning! The moderators break their own rules. Warning!
I've Forgotten MY EZ Password! (*^()*^_ *^(@
Heresy lays foundations for progress.
A: Not Ready. Formatting C: while waiting...
This BBS is ancient. Some say from the echocene.
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Anything that can go wrong will.
Handel. (If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?)
Don't mince words, Rick ... what do you *REALLY* think?"
New members urgently required for Suicide Club.
I just hate it when it does that !!
All is true given the right premises.
File Not Found, please check Lost and Found Department.
I go up to the Lich and pick his pocket. (Famous Last Wo
Acting without thinking is like shooting without aiming.
Money talks - mine always says "goodbye".
Oooh, Toto, I don't think we're in DOS any more.
Space NOW ! Oh well, maybe later ...
This tagline missing, If found, Please destroy promptly
Preparation H: Kiss your hemmoroids goodbye.
Medical problem: A reason to stay home and read taglines.
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?
Money: the root of all evil. Roots are important. ?
"To goldly bo-" "Cut!" "Go boldly to-" "CUT!!"
No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.
It's on that one, the 6th unlabeled floppy.
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Don't find faults, discovery remedies.
Now this is a way to make a phone call!
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.
* <-- Tribble (*) <-- Tribble with shields up
Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewher
I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
"If he catches you, you're through" - Road Runner.
"No mas.": What rolling Spanish stones gather.
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know
Missing your dog? Check my tires.
Just some extemporaneous personal communication
I [HEART] MY [DOGHEAD] -- Enigmatic Bumper Sticker
Nothing beats Windows, it keeps loading and loading and l
"Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?"
Press SPACEBAR once to quit or twice to save changes.
Oxymoron: Original copy.
Talking of bulls is not like being in the bull ring.
The cost of feathers has risen; DOWN is now UP.
There's a whole Lalo Schifrin goin' on.
Meetings are indispensable for not doing anything.
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"Any Moderators here?" <<BANG>> "Any more?"
Life might be easier if we had the source code.
Check the dilithium crystals, we've got a cross-echo.
Screw the Prime Directive! Send the Borg Windows.
Add a feature... Add a bug...
Dad, do you suppose Santa has a modem?
DAVE . . . MY MIND IS GOING
Recursive, adj.; see Recursive
The cost of feathers has risen, now even down is up.
Memory error on Brain1 - R)boot, S)mack upside the head.
Please don't squeeze the shaman.
Honk if you like obscene gestures!
Solve the problems of the world: Vote anarchist.
T.A.G.-line Lotto: [********] <- Scratch here to reveal p
Bulletin Broads Baud Better!
Raptor ? Don't mess with the monkeys!
I voted for Change! And that's all I've got left.
A new mother soon becomes a chief cook and bottom washer.
I'll have two brains on drugs, bacon, toast and coffee.
If God wanted us to vote he'd give us candidates
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Violence in reality is quite different from theory.
If Mother Nature were smart she'd have leaves fall up.
They say the youth-in-asia is dying quickly and painlessl
Definition of a prostitute: receiver of swollen goods.
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Alpogoalie - Any dog smart enough to use its paw to pin d
For a bug-free environment do NOT run this program.
She likes me! - Crow as girl winks
Oxymoron: An honest politician.
Now, I 'accidentally' put it together when the last few
These days there's no arrest for the wicked.
She canna take anneh more, Cap'n!
"Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye sir, 300 dpi."
Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears
I didn't write that! It sounds more like Shakespeare!
Shareable Software International, Shareware Publishers
Happy as a Pig in Mud!
Quoth the Raven, "Eat My Shorts."
Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
Excuse me for butting in. But, I'm interrupt-driven.
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This tagline is umop apisdn (Spaszoid Strikes!)
Dinosaur: An animal popular with children because they ca
In any organization there will always be one person who k
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon.
Disclaimer: Author bears full responsibility for this mes
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
thistaglineproducedbypkzip
"Two Minds But with a Single memory!"MaxHdrm
Invest in negotiable blondes....
Did you get that, or do I HAVE to include a <GRYN>?
PeeWee says he can handle it himself sir.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
Inhale to the Chief.
Shame is an ornament to the young, a disgrace to the old.
I hate Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Great Satan. IMHO.
"Any resemblance to a real action sequence is purely coin
"This is COOL!" -- Butthead
Question authority before they question you!
I think I'll just buy a thermos - Mike on freezers
My name is Inigo Mantoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare t
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Tact is getting your point across without stabbing someon
A cowchip is paradise to a fly!
"He's dead, Jim. I TOLD you it smelled like Drano!"
I have an open mind: My brains keep falling out!
I'm not asking you to LIVE in sin, only to visit awhile..
SAPFU -- Surpassing All Pevious Foul Ups
TV Truth #5: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females.
There is a certain light within a man of light.
All who like brocilli will be assimilated into the fluff!
Liberalism--the Politics of Arrogance.
Sarasota: Newly-weds and nearly-deads
Gypsy: Voice of Jim Mallon, body of a upright canister va
Some folks are lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
One of the hardest secrets for a man to keep is his opini
The tuna doesn't taste the same without dolphin.
Pornography... whatever gives the judge an erection.
Michael is trying to fix the mars probe.
Some days, rocking a boat is the way to get things done.
Don't talk to me until I've had my second cup of coffee
Taking up collection to give Barney a one way ticket to J
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Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake.
Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam.
Beer can's empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzz....
Time flies like an arrow -- fruit flies like a banana.
Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!
S??\93][...??s???\? ?() ?\93? b??s?R???\A8S...
If it isn't broken, I can fix it.
Blame it on the dice!
Nothing is very funny when you're underneath it.
Oxymore = Authentic Replica ...
Is FIDO a dog?
The longest list has a final item.
Hi Magic, have you met my friend CJ?
It only takes one finger to wave to a liberal.
BTW: I'll take 1 dumb look please with a side orde
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never t
Don't jerk chains unless you know where they're connected
This tagline is copy protected
beep< - Error 211: Tagline printer - offline.
Duj tlvoqtaH <Always trust your instincts.>
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Professor: a textbook wired for sound.
* Feel lucky???? Update your software!
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.?
In DoubleSpace (tm), no one can hear you scream...
Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
He's always in the right place, but at the wrong time.
...feel free to interrupt me, at any time...
Every woman should marry -- and no man." Disraeli
Water, in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Those who do not learn from History ... get an F.
Some people have one of those days. I have one of those l
Use your own tagline, this one belongs to someone else.
Dr. Livingston I Presume was Dr. Presume's full name.
"Nakedness is seldom seen but often noticed." - Chinese p
Oxymoron: Stuck in traffic.
Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!
This is abuse. Arguments are down the hall.
Sex is no one's business except the three people involved
This is not a tagline - It's a political statement
Make like a cause and get lost.
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Do our stars twinkle in angst?
By the way ladies, I can part my hair with my tongue.
I know my efforts deserve my goals, but are my goals wort
Michael is trying to fix the mars probe.
Celebrate your freedom: Read a banned book.
Computers ELIMINATE spare time!!
The longer the letter, the less chance of its being read.
"Captain, I sense he is staring at my cleavage!" - D. Tro
Eat any good books lately ? Q
Halftime at Circus Maximus: Lions 24 Christians 0
Wait a moment....wait a moment....wait a moment....
Excuse me, but is this my 15 minutes?
Error: REALITY.SYS corrupted...Reboot Universe (Y/N)? <Y>
Can I blame all of my spelling on line noise?
Brought to you by High-C, the beverage of Opera singers
Next week: Geriatric Rodeo! - Crow
* <-- How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles!
<- Tagline management will NEVER be the same again!
Quick. Operator. Give me the number for 911.
The Second Foundationers are nothing but a bunch of Mind
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Make like a wheel and spin.
We faced a crisis in our earlier nuclear age.
Honey, our phone bill can't be that big! I have an HST m
The idea of male and female are universal constants.
-=SCAN1.09 "Found [WINDOWS]: REMOVE? (Y/N)=-
Sex on TV won't hurt you a bit, Unless you fall off.....
"And then you turn the corner," as the DM chuckles...
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza.
It's nobody's business, not even mine.
Chronesia - The tendency to not know the time when asked,
Cruisin' @ 899,942,400,000 furlongs / fortnight
Eval Day 856 * What a dead beat!
One ring to rule them all and in the darkness...
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
My computer just went down on me, but it aint as good as
The road to success is under construction...
Miracle owes its origin to the negation of thought.
Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon!
Treaties like roses and girls - they last while they last
"Do you mind? I'm eating my cereal!" - Picard
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Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is
Costrophobia: The fear of high prices.
He who spares the guilty threatens the innocent.
Oxymoron: Uprooted plant.
Specifications subject to change without notice.
ROTT ? Outta my way, dipstick!
Hunting is no fun when the rabbit has the gun.
The problem is not if machines think, but if people do.
Hex math would be easier if I had 16 fingers.
Nothing can go wrong now, go wrong, gow rong, grong!
Jesus saves... but it's stolen by Mahommet, who SCORES!
Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.
Cultivate happiness and it becomes a habit.
Dollar: the jack of all trades.
RECTUM?! Darn near KILLED him!!!
Hey, Worf! I hooked Data up to a Modemwanna see?
Real programmers use punched cards.
Old frogs never die...But they do croak!
Memory parity error - Turn computer on and off 12 times
Silly Little Mail Reader - because I deserve the best.
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Mainframe: The BIGGEST PC peripheral available!
Illiterate? Want to learn to read? Write for free info
DEFINITION: Fixed Word Length - Four-letter words used by
Modems are too slow, and life is too short. [-dd-]
Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
?'m w??rd, b?t ?r???d h?r? ?ts b?r?l? ??t????bl?.
Homosexual Tarot Readers, and the Satanic Laundresses Who
John Wayne Bobbitt - a cut above the rest.
ASCII and ye shall receive.
The meek may inherit earth. Those who dare, the stars.
Amazing what alcohol does to a sence of humor. Death bec
Debate, rebate, probate - what's the diff??
Waffle softly and talk a bit slick--W.J. Clinton
Harder disks, bigger bits, tighter ASCII
DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve
I'd much rather a pitbull 'ride' my leg than eat it.
A foot is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Give your child mental blocks this Christmas.
Murphy wasn't an optimist. He just got it wrong.
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Silence is evidence of a superb command of the language.
IBM PS/1 - The EDLIN of Computers!
We may be stupid . . . but we're not clever!-F & L
The most intelligent people we know are those who ask adv
I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe!
"Progressive Conservative" is an oxymoron.
C Programmers do it with models!
"For by grace are ye saved through faith...not of works."
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into an XT.
I'd love to, but my Millard Fillmore Fan Club meets then.
Handwritten on a condom machine; "This gum tastes funny."
Save the whales; collect the whole set!
Isaac Asimov 1920-1993 -- You are missed.
Always tell her she is beautiful.
I think I'll end it all, Sue sighed.
If it feels good .... Do It.
The Away Team went on a mission and all I got was this lo
Hell hath no fury like lawyer of a woman scorned
To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
German word for constipation, Farfrompoopin!
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I told Juan Valdez to get his ass out of my pantry.
He has a train of thought. You have a tricycle...
Rise of the Triad ? Chest guts roasting as I open fire!
If things improve with age, I'm nearly MAGNIFICENT
Get your mind out of the gutter! Also pick mine up please
"Listen up, folks!" -- Julius Caesar, first draft
.. "Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?"
But GOD told me to use a GOTO!
If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a Porsche?
I'm not a crook. I'm just ethically challenged.
Reality is not a constant. Shut up and finish your dinosa
No-bra speech: Point here, point there, shaky in between!
Murphy is dead, but that stupid bunny keeps on going...
???????????? In SVGA where avalible ????????????
I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All.
Edward Scissorhands has jock itch!
Saved? What for, a rainy day?
I never knew lasers could be printed.
MilliHelen: Amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
Oxymoron: Race walking.
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Oxymoron: Almost Candid.
Secrecy at my job prevents me from knowing what I do.
ARJ -? > PRN ? New novel from James Clavell
Lotto players are purgatory bent.
The few, the proud, the Windows 3.0 & SX owners.
It ain't "I ust to be",it's "I yust to be" U dummy
Big or small We tax them all.
It is necessary to have purpose.
Pushers and hookers and pimps... Oh my!
All I need are other BBS Users and my Tag Line Xpress!
QUAKE ? It's a Freudian thing...
DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZzzzZZZzz
It's my birthday today! Hooray.
Fast women in Arkansas??? Nope, they put a Governor on t
I'm a moderator. I don't *need* to stay on-topic.
Are Dog Bisquits Made From Collie Flour?
Recycle...It saves money and the world.
"Never march on Moscow!" -- 2nd Law of War
"Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc... you're dead." - Q
PS/2, OS/2 - twice the price, half as nice!
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Try to get rid of junk mail, but income tax forms arrive.
The shortest distance between two Points is a BossNode.
My mind is made up!! Don't confuse me with the facts!
Vivisection is a crime. Unless you use a mime.
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Iowa
We are going to have peace even at the price of war.
The tweeters are all burned out....
...and that's MY worthless opinion.
Happy trails to you.
So simple a child could do it... go find me a child.
Recovering Taglinestealaholic. Please do not tempt.
This isn't a tag line. It just looks like one.
Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus?
Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.
People don't form relationships, they take hostages.
Thomas Edison invented the "Light Emitting Resistor".
Memory Overload Error ... Meltdown Evident
Honey in the mouth and knives in the heart.
And That alone is.
To the Caliph I am dirt, but to dirt, I am Caliph.
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If you don't mind me mixing my metaphors - Dr. F
Telecommuncations -- A bit far fetched.
I like to enter messages from the Asylum computer.
Moderator's have more fun than ##%@<NO CARRIER>
Macro Macro Macro
A Scarf is just an unfinished Afghan.
A cat's purr is the sound of it generating mystery
Old frogs never die...but they do croak.
CD C:\IRAQ ... DEL HUSSEIN.SDM ...
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
C:\CLINTON\TRUTH.COM not found. Abort, Retry, Impeach?
Peewee's favorite song: 'All by myself'
He's not dead, he's "metabolically challenged".
Set Phrases on Pun
Is this tagline half slow or half fast?
"Hello, Operator?! I've been cut-off!" --John Bobbit
Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu.
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
Make like, an amputee and depart.
EverReady bunny arrested, charged with battery!
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It's was so cold, I had to take anti-freeze to goto the d
Jesus Saves, Johnson scores on the rebound.
That's not a bug, it's an enhanced feature!
Claravoiant meeting canceled due to unforseen events.
My girlfriend and I are expecting a little tagline.
"I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control
Duj tlvoqtaH <Always trust your instincts.>
Beware of the Quantum Ducks -- QUARK QUARK QUARK.
Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid.
Upgraded my network last week. Yep, new Reeboks!
ERROR: Unable to come up with a good tagline.
No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.
.Everthing put together falls apart.
"Love hurts" -- John Bobbitt
"It is easier to stay out than get out." - Mark Twain
Improve man, you gain a thousandfold.
Biography: One of the terrors of death.
Education means developing the mind, not stuffing the mem
ARJ used to put the squeeze on
Brogg is immune to everything except a +3 club.
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Say 5 x fast- Sexy Smurf on a sesame seed bun.
A little too much like reality eh????
There's never time to do it right, but always time to do
"I smell gas," Tom fumed.
Trespassers will be violated.
Connections! Says Darryl Basner eats Shiitaki Mushrooms!
She cant stand the sight of pudding -Crow as girl screams
If BBS doesn't answer, please leave message to the Sysop.
Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
Doubt is the root of education, not faith.
Do you have Bernoulli sauce in this restaurant?
The universe looks smooth-if you stand back far enough.
Computer missing, notify SysOp!
Our big cities are becoming Third World countries.
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\COMPUTER\FRY
My trouble is that my absence makes good company.
Time Stands Still! Film at 11:00, or whenever.
Hello, Mastercard?....... Do you take VISA?
A warm beer is better than no beer at all?
If flies couldn't fly, would they be called walks?
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Tech writers do it manually.
If at first you don't succeed, cry.
The computer made me do it; HONEST!
Hell hath no fury like HOLYSMOKE
I feel like a mushroom; I'm kept in the dark and feed BS all day!
nE/ER +_iC+< ++ Gif+ ##'rSE !|\| +][E +++'++++##.
A tagline at this point would be irrelevant, right?
"New for Christmas: The John Bobbit doll (Some assembly r
"Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa" ... Film at 11
Moderators should be well versed in moderation.
President Clinton---The Eddie Haskel of politics
Rise of the Triad ? I'm a freight train o'death!
Money is like manure - it is meant to be spread around.
ebius . This is a moebius . This is a mo ...
Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern unstoned.
OFFLINE 1.50 "Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Ke
Don't take life so seriously, it's not permanent.
Misbehaving witches are sent to their broom closet.
Make like, a dump truck and haul ass.
There must be a demand for useless software.
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To err is human; to purr, feline. Pets are fun.
I'm sure we can talk things out like uncivilized people.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
aBC AcADemY oF BiDiGItAl dActYloGrApHy
He taught us drawing, stretching, and fainting in coils.
Man..... Are you surre this is for mere mortals??
New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
Seven Wells On-Line - Makers of Greedy!
Gun control is hitting what you aim at.
Love truth but pardon error.
An ounce of example is worth a ton of advice.
'Wait' is a hard word to the hungry.
Realms of Chaos ? Where anarchy rules!!
! Not on your life !
If we learn from losing, we become winners in the end.
If it's glowing, don't eat it...
Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get.
????????? crawling through the furnace ????
One should work to become, not to acquire.
Oxymoron: A wise democrat.
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CBC Newsworld - I'd rather have the six pack...\
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?
It's great to do nothing and rest afterward.
OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
I'm waitin' fo' 20Mb FLOPPIES. Right On!
Incorrigible punster -- do not incorrige!
REALITY.SYS corrupted, unable to recover universe
Now you are cooking with gas.
Is this Heaven... No. Smell, its Iowa.
One is tolerant only of that which does not concern him.
Hair Force One: the most expensive barber chair in histor
Chaperone: a form of fire extinguisher.
Let not your tongue cut your throat.
Thinks 'Doing A Clinton' is a 20's dance
Be careful when slinging mud, you might lose ground!
Jeff...
I wasn't always like this, Lieutenant. ? Picard
Set phasers on tickle!
Remember to PILLAGE before you BURN!
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I've got a hundred and five fever and it's high tide.
Confucius say: Man with four balls cannot walk!
"Man who jump off cliff jumps to conclusion!"
Honest teacher. A virus really DID eat my homework!
...But I was so much older then...
Echo users who kill their moderators. Tomorrow in NET-POL
My computer never locks u
... and eliminate and wipe out redundancy!
Rush Limbaugh ? The floating turd in the swimming pool of
Unicorns aren't mythical - virgins are!
A short cut is the longest distance between two po
Every why hath a wherefore.
Try genealogy. You can't get fired, and you can't quit.
People with bad coughs never go to doctors - they go to t
Psychic Con: You know where and when
If anybody's figured me out, would you mind explaining me
Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain...
To err is human, to forgive is unusual!
Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??
Tape, staples, stitches, glue: John Bobbitt's shopping li
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Sex is GREAT!
Documentation is the castor oil of programming...
Can YOU spell F-R-U-S-T-R-A-S-H.....F-R-U-S-T-R-I....F-R-
There are some things worth dying for.
Avoid The Noid.
Apogee ? When you're looking for the #1 files!
If I could put time in a bottle....
And I though this was going to be simple....
Fascist Underoos! - Crow on evil dictator
Frighteningly, at any given moment an hour has just passe
I'd love to, but I have to be on the next train to Bermud
"They defend their echos as their inheritance." E.Burke
Character above reproach: Still one step ahead of the law
I'm a paranoid schizophrenic always out to get myself...
If only I still had my Commodore 64... If only...
PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease.
Don't Underestimate The Power of MA BELL!
It is the "pon farr" -- the time of mating.
Subliminal Tag Line -- stcudorp dnalroB yuB
A nudist wedding makes the best man easy to identify.
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So her brother says, "I heard you lost your Himem.sys"...
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to Bugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugs
A phaser is the universal communicator. ? Worf
head.
Ever caught ya'self reading taglines and skipping
call...609-783-9021...leave name number and message on an
No moving parts!
...sucks!!!
Ambition: Not what man does but what he would do.
Gasoline and a match really can make a cat go WHOOOOFF!!
The only acceptable substitute for intelligence is silenc
Gravity brings me down.
Federal Law Prohibits the removal of this tag
I'm too sexy for this conference.
Drip....Drip....Drip!
The Church of St Todd the Incontinent
One man's belly laugh is my theology.
IBM = I Bring Manuals
A Woman is a two edged sword ... driven through yo
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If you ever have an idea, try to go with it.
This is especially true when dealing with someone you're
Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead
The mind is the place great adventures start.
Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can.
ROTT ? A Pushwall is attempting to escape off the side of
Radiolimbo - Long stretches of highway where there is no
Love is grand, divorce is twenty grand.
Bell announces, FREE call waiti?ng???*?8>?
"Was Jimi Hendrix's modem, a Purple Hayes?"
Talk to a Plant...It's rewarding...
The Hostess will seat you now.
No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.
Hobo: A person who builds palaces and lives in sha
The greatest cunning is to have none at all.
And the best two of them...
This space unintentionally left blank.
Confucius say too much.
Make like, a tree and leave.
AHA! I think you've got it!
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If winning doesn't matter, why keep score? - Lieutenant W
All I know is what I read in the taglines.
BITCHENAID - It's like the best mixer, dude.
I'm too young for alzheimers. I have sometimers disease.
ACLU: Association of Creepy Lawyers and Utopians
Vacation & Travel BBS 916-635-4157. Call today!
JEEP: Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is messed up, anything d
how to increase throughput: Run modems in Parrallel. Buz
Press any key... NO!... except that one.
Look, mom: No keyboard!
At yuletide, astronauts look for the missile toe.
Internet:
diane.hicks@helix.eskimo.com
Morality cannot be defined by individual choice.
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in...
Vote Democrat ---- It's easier than finding a job
To every exception there is a rule.
We're immortal, we gods.
Don't worry, I'm go?ng t? b?ckup t?d??!&#~
Take The Quantum Leap: 10p&2a ET/7p&11p Mondays-Fridays o
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"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Diane" ... Zzzzzap!
Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.
UFOs are real. The Air Force isn't.
Eyes open, mouth shut, safety off.
Devo of Borg: We are not men....We are Borg.
Is it really music if there's no melody?
The Next Skull On The Necklace Is Mine
`Reality' should always be used in quotes - R. Buckminste
Be a better shrink and the world will beat a psych
But Officer the Tree didn't give way to the Right..
Beam me up Scotty, it just ate my phaser!
My Canada includes Wisconsin from November until April...
Stamp it <Preliminary> and ship it.
"RESISTENCE IS FUTILE...." The Borg
They all look the same at 2 A.M.
Question Authority.
The Hard Disk Cafe! (618)-684-3990 HST/V32 24Hrs WC2.55
Visit beautiful Vergas, Minnesota.
May your resume be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue!
All you've ever licked in a fight is your wounds.
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A pound of Flex-ex and a blasting cap cures hacking.
Save gold...it has VALUE, not a printed price
I thought orcs had only 1 hit die.
Anyone that willingly runs Windows DESERVES what they get
Eternity may well be composed of a very deep silence.
"A political party is organized opinion." -- Disraeli
Even when you're running the world, you can't get off.
Choosy perverts choose .GIF!
Screw the Prime Directive - inflict Windows on the Borg! Evil...wicked...mean...and nasty!!...
Raptor ? So much destruction it will fry your brain.
Feet smell? Nose runs? Hey, you're upside down!
Are the noises in my head bothering you?
He who flies by seat of pants should not eat prunes!
Syntax Error in KITCHEN.H : COFFEE not found.
Blessed is he expecting nothing, and never disappointed.
Life is full of little surprises. --Pandora
Captain, beam Michael back for short-arm inspection.
Bacteria: Rear entrance to a cafeteria.
I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it well.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away
Be part of the solution, not part of the pollution.
Love sees no faults.
How does a mouse let me move the cursor anywhere I want?
Turnitoffita - The noise a film makes to tell you its ove
Shchizphrenia beats being alone
It's time you learned that freedom is never a gift.
Caesarean Section.. A district in Rome.
Computers don't get mad...they get even! [FILE NOT FOUND]
Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3
I'd love to, but I'm trying to cut down.
Georgia is NOT on my mind.
Computer Science? Army Intelligence?
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Building contractors DO IT with major erections.
Georgia REALLY sucks.
Parkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time avai
"We're going to make you IBM compatible HAL"
Faint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance.
To some lawyers all facts are created equal.
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See above. Then shred your kid's Barney doll
Not, I think, today, Commander. - Picard
The upper crust is just a bunch of crumbs clinging togeth
Make like a plane and jet.
SLEEP? NEVER! I'm a consultant.
DATA COMPRESSION: What you get when you squish an android
The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball
"I don't bite. Well, that's wrong. I do bite." -K'Ehleyr
Money - the root of all women
It works better when you turn the brightness up.
It's raining, It's pouring, the old man is... dead, Jim.
My boss is tempermental. 50% temper and 50% mental.
I wish I'd stolen that tagline.
God Jul och Gott Nytt ?r -Swedish Christmas
Disastastack - Any precariously balance pyramid of goods
Our parents ruin our early lives, our children later.
If you want someone to keep a secret, keep it your
Straight trees have crooked roots.
Australians do it from down under.
Oxymoron: Meatloaf Surprise.
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Grovers Mills... why does that sound familiar? New Jersey
I think ... therefore I am obviously overqualified.
Oxymoron: Cash Surplus.
Save your Confederate money, boys,...
The luck ordained for you will be coveted by others.
Pray: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled i
QWKie V1.0 UNREGISTERED - Offline read/reply for the C64.
Smokey the Bear says: Strip mining prevents forest fires.
The MOG-UR'S EMS * L.A., CA * 818-366-1238/8929 ?
Poetic Justice: A moderator getting moderated by the user
I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!
If speed scares you, try Micro$oft Windows.
Isn't "Shrimp on Barbie" kinky?
I am LARRY of BORG. And this is my brother Darryl and my
I am committed--or should be.
Realms of Chaos ? Where anarchy rules!!
We don't care, we don't have to, we're the phone
Japanese Pet Store: "Buy one, get one flea."
My yards a mess but my hard disk's the best!!
Canadian DOS prompt C:\EH?>
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Smorgasborg - all you can assimilate.
Bill Gates honeymoon summed up in one word - "MicroSoft"
It's only a hobby, duhh, only a hobby, duhh, only a...
Electrician -- Person who wires for money
OK, I'm weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.
No! I'm not a Nurse!
Psychic Convention cancelled--unforeseen problems.
Make like, a bee and buzz off.
"Swimming is too much like... bathing." [Worf]
Lucky is he for whom the belle toils.
K.I.S.S = Keep It Simple Stupid :-)
Opportunities do not wait.
Home sweet home..the place everybody should work..
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be
KLEPTOMANIA! Take something for it!
One good turn gets all the blankets
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
"Happiness is a warm puppy." said the anaconda.
Operator!....Trace this call and tell me where I am!!
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking?2:??b?? NO CARRIER
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"Man, Barnaby Jones had better fight scenes than this mov
Hackindeeminor - Contagious coughing between movements of
Guy:Top level loading * Crow:Lets see some bottom loading
Annie, go get my computer.
The Politician's Diet: Crow, Limburger and hogwash
Liberal: a person who wants to be a philanthropist with Y
Security, confine Ensign Ramsay to the brig.
If it can't be fixed, Just ask Scotty!
Cat (n): Fast, psychotic animal bred for target practice.
OS/2... Half an operating system??
Promises and performances vary with hopes and fears.
And make them spend it on life.
God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world!
I'm not old, just chronologically challenged!
Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake. Film at eleven.
Girls were girls and men were men.
Humpty Dumpty had too much egg nog to drink...
If it ain't borken, don't fix it.
System Failure. Push (B)ullshit (W)hine (S)urrender.
Oxymoron: Peace Offensive.
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Are you using Windows, or is that just an XT?
The enemy is fear. We think it is hate; but, it is fear..
"Hey, Buddy....Can you spare a tagline?"
I've commited adultery in my heart many times.
If I can't have SessionManager, I don't want anything.
The magic of Windows - turn a 486-50 into a 4MHz XT...
They said they saw you with Michael Jackson....in bed.
Giving autographs causes severe back pain. <Larry Niven>
Blessed our young they will inherit our national debt.
I'd love to, but I have to fluff my shower cap.
May fortune favor the foolish.
I [] My Dog. I [8] My Cat.
Anything made of chocolate must be good.
Batman, was around here somewhere
Classified ad: For Sale: Man's suit, perfect fit......
Caroming off the sides of Time and hurtling toward tomorr
Too few of the bucks stop here.
Ignorance leads to Indulgence.
How to Budget Your Money- by I.R.S.
BOXER: Pop-up ASCII chart with hex/dec/oct displays!
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use DEVICE=EXXON to scre up your environment.
Virgin wool comes from ugly sheep.
Self-sacrifice: to sacrifice others without blushing.
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
Non sequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated.
We're gonna need another Timmy!
History - the mistakes that we cannot avoid in the future
Make like, a sheep and get the flock outta here.
Eat the young!
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Say, that new Seagate of yours an IDE?? NO, it's a DOA!!
Hole drilled in ladies' room wall; police looking into it
"I am what I am and that's all that I am"
There's another way to survive.Mutual trust -- and help.
<<< Tagline prohibited by law >>>
Dogs--The closest thing to offspring I plan on having.
Volume in drive C: is TOO LOUD!
Spindle & Mutilate. See if I care.
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate??!?
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Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing to wear
Varicose veins.... Veins that are very close together.
Sudden prayers make God jump.
Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to restart?
I have more quotes than most people have BRAINS, p
The things that you see when you don't have a phaser...
Pi R squared. No! Pie R round; cornbread R square!
Dances With Tribbles: "Stomp SQUEAK Stomp SQUEAK"
Warning: Moderator is a horse gelder by trade and needs p
Drow: Because no one else wanted the Mind Flayers as neig
"The Lord loves a hangin', that's why he gave us necks."
Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel.
If you know SHEZ then you know power!!
Steer clear of incorrect forms of verbs that have snuck i
Old memories never die...they just haunt you!
Oxymoron: Political Embarrassment.
Or by misleading the innocent ? Spock and McCoy
Hey, since the guys at CompUSA wear read shirts, can we s
I used to be indecisive, Now I'm not so sure.
How could I download a virus It said NO CARRIER
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Hi, my name is Rover, I'll paint your car yellow free.
Make my day - try to pick up someone else!
Research: noun - plural form of plagiarism.
Capt'n! The spellchecker kinna take this abuse!
Dope, natures way of saying hi
Put a fork in Bush......he's done!
Temporarily out of tag lines.....
Only in English would 'slim chance' = 'fat chance'
Any serial number works with Qmodem Professional!
"Don't mince words, Terry ... what do you *REALLY* think?
Subtle as a flying mallet.
Objects under T-Shirt are larger than they appear.
Every purchase has its price.
We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.
"I see", said the blind man to the deaf man on the phone.
And there are plenty of opportunities
TYNH ? "Actually, I can't stand peaches." - Glenn Brensin
I have made no undetected errors...
"Men don't know what bidets are." -Why women like bidets
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on tape somewhere.
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I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [.] my wife
No! Taco Bell is not the Mexican Phone Co.
An unforseen future nestled somewhere in time...
Gasp, someone else got thru the busy signal!
Beam me aboard, Scotty!" -- "A 2 x 4, Sir?
Oxymoron: Little Deceptive.
England & America: Two countries separated by 1 language
DOS ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A:..
Security to the Bridge! Data is being Formatted!
Do I have a lifestyle yet?
Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...)
Protect America's freedom of speech ... Keep SBA 800!
Oxymoron: Serious comedy.
Polish invention : Solar powered flashlights.
Caustic soda: the beverage to cure acid indigestion.
I can't eat another thing he said fully.
OFFLINE 1.52 "Golfer: A person who hits and tells."
I'm married to a Computer Widow!
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
I don't think Mr. Ranger is going to like this, Yogi.
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Happy to oblige! (Duuh, what's "AUTORACE?")
Green sticks are not orange.
He's rifling the mummy for change! - Joel
Reality-O-Meter: [\.......] Hmmph! Thought so.
Mr. Potato Head meets the Veg-o-matic
All this significance - what does it mean?
Beam me up Scotty, it just ate my phaser!
Reality: a fantasy gone wrong, dreadfully wrong!!!
No Matter Where You Go, TODD, There You Are !!
Guru Meditation #8100000B.48454C50
If it looks tough, it's impossible.
Oh no, not again!
He's ALIVE, Jim. Where did I go wrong?
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare your money for assimilation
Another fine message from Toast House.
This space provided for a Tagline
Oxymoron: Meaning stupid Ox.
Live from New York, it's SATURDAY NIGHT!
I married a nun; nun in the morning; nun at night ....
Other times, other customs.
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Me? Show my style? Ok, LOOK!
Get off your ASCII.
Here is my fist, please run towards it very fast.
Neutrinos have bad breadth.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls;let the machine get it!
No pointed ears, but you sound like a Vulcan. ? McCoy
Are you after MY pervert award or what??????
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Do
Freedom begins when you tell Mrs Grundy to go fly a kite.
The early bird gets the worm.
Edward Scissorhands has jock itch!
Use DesqView (Windows breaks very easily).
Above all things, reverence yourself
A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
Don't care, don't have to, we're the Phone Co.!
Vini, vidi, vici.
???????? IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE ???????
For great wrong doings there are great punishments
caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
These aren't my shorts -- they bend !
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To be or not to b^&%*$(#)@! Carrier Lost....
Men are OK, but I wouldn't want my daughter to marry one.
C++ Programmers do it with class.
K*#~)$K aj838 *f#*DHey cat! <SMACK>....and STAY off my k
I only wish my mouth had a BACKSPACE key!
Strength of mind: Person who can eat one salted peanut.
STAND BACK! I don't know how big this gets!
Reality is a crutch for those who can't handle sci fi
If I had a twit filter, how could I read messages from me
More fun than sex. Well, less messy at least.
Daytona Beach: 'I've fallen.....and can't reach my beer!'
Mystic Towers ? Where else can you drink with no hangover
Fanny Hill was an 18th century call girl without a phone.
Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etire (p)eefirst
I used to have a life, then I got an HST !
Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers
Put it to the wall, Mr. LaForge. - Picard
Oxymoron: Black-Body Radiation.
thunk
Help make the world a happier place, torture Barney to de
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Character is much easier kept than recovered.
OS/2 Sighted at K-MART. Details at Eleven O' Clock...
I tried to drown my problems but they can swim!
And now for something completely different!
BUFFERS=7 FILES=3 4th Quarter, 2nd Down, 5 To Go...
Bring back the dobro to rock n roll!
Life is rough. Get a job and buy one yourself.
Cereal port 1 error.........
Ezz beeg trouble for moose and squirrel..
The moving cat sheds, and having shed, moves on...
If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in
I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in
The miracle of Windows 3.1: Turns a 486 into an XT.
A good hug should put a smile in the heart
Squirrels! All we really are is squirrels
Let me see what happen when you roll your face on the key
Captin...I can't defy the laws of the moderators.
A mass of conflicting impulses.
Guy: You heard nothing? * Tom: Just bongos
I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!
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The dog ate my Bluewave packet.
Better to be silent and be thought a fool....
Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but ...
Hit Wes Landaker to continue...
I'm positively enameled with this subject.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
This is a self-referential tagline.
Gardian Knot: A tangled garden hose.
The temporary alternative to death is insecurity.
Go to bed old man!
Go Saints Go
Oxymoron: Practical Theory.
Dopefish [n] - See Indestructible
They turned me into a Borg. A Borg? Well, I got better.
Pane Farr: A Vulcan peeping Tom
DOOM ][: Now might be a good time to save.
It's a dog-eat-dog world, don't wear MilkBone underwear.
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.
Oxymoron: Marital bliss.
ViruScan Warning: CLINTON.COM fails integrity check.
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Have you seen the bridge? Where's that confounded bridge?
Try Dbase 1.0! It's loaded with "Features"!
. Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into t
History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.
Tuba or not tuba?
I'm a Freud I can't do that.
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned." Congreve
Life would be easier if I had the source code.
Quick man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!
My wife said it was her or DOOM. I'm going to miss her.
I let my mind go wandering in search of my heart.
The law neither does nor requires idle acts.
"Is this what you get up for at 3AM?" --- My Mom
"Anyone care for a jellybaby?"
Goin' back, goin' back, goin' back to Nassau Hall.
Reality failure. Press enter to continuum.
"How's our flying? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU." -- The Borg
We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.
Clones are people, too.
Age 'n Treachery Overcome Youth 'n Skill.
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Both of his feet are firmly planted in the air.
Do well, you hear it never. Do ill, hear it forever.
Clintonomics Info: 1-800-SUI-CIDE
Politically INcorrect, and proud of it!
Oxymoron: Leisure Suit.
Hey Norton.. I have a SMALL problem...
Even the happiest of amoebae lack sexual organs.
There are always alternatives..Spock, The Galileo Seven..
Have you noticed how everybody's getting older?
Unwritten laws can not be erased.
Golden Rule: she who has the gold makes the rules.
Military Intelligence is an oxymoron!
"Sir, the Emerling is not responding."
Don't take this personally.
I had a cat once. Tasted like chicken.
The first stereophonic BBS.
God's a busy man. KIRK
After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend!
Liberalism, the choice of mindless multitudes
A Mess of Rushages.
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Make like, a Ferrari and burn rubber.
Is Clinton lying? Is the Pope Catholic?
"Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot..."
Today is a good day to bribe a high--ranking official.
Place written complaint and proof here====>[]
Bureaucrat, n.: A person who cuts red tape sideways.
Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room.
A little greed can get you lots of stuff!
Misteaching: Telling one's grandmother how to suck eggs.
Calling from N.W. Wisconsin
Oxymoron: Totalitarian Democracy.
My back is computerized--it has a floppy disk
Class warfare is foolish because the poor always lose.
Aural Sex produces eargasms
Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally
Save energy, be apathetic.
To Be is To Do - Socrates
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
This tagline is self-referential.
Drop a conference??? are you kidding or what?
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-- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw! --
Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things.
If DOS was an airline, would you purchase a ticket?
Apathy Error - don't bother pressing any keys.
NO Scotch and sofa! Its gin and platonic for you.
Military Intelligence is an oxymoron!
Slurm - The slime that accumulates in the bottom of the s
Grammar and spelling mistakes created by random line noise
"Don't mince words, Terry ... what do you *REALLY* think?
"People voting Democratic ... Give them a boot to the head
Phasors locked on target, Captain.
It is meaningless to speak of domesticating a chil
Caution: We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.
The Fear of God is second to Fear of Snakes
BIG Blue ... Yesterday's technology... tomorrow
Fools rush in -- and get the best seats.
Lolly Lolly get your evers here.....
Don't overuse exclamation marks!!!
Do physicists get hadrons?
?? ??sw?? ?? ????, ?? ?v??s?, ??d ?v?????g is spam.
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This tagline Copyright 1991 (C) All rights reserved. :-)
Snow?! You can have it! I want SUNSHINE! Lot's of it!!
COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.)
"Easy" is easy to say.
Vincent Price 1911-1993 He will be missed.
I tried snorting coke ... and almost DROWNED!
Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was surprised.
Practice random and senseless acts of kindness.
I'm soor poor that I can't pay attention!
I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one <sigh>
Sex IS dirty... If you're doing it right.
I often daydream about my inability to fantasize
Two types of people: Those who finish what they start and
Are you a good witch, or are you a bad witch?
Put your trust in those who are worthy.
Never despair. If you do, you will work on into despair.
Blue Wave - World Tour - 19@DY@
Doghouse: A mutt hut.
IF gray_matter IS NULL THEN; GOTO dBASE; ENDI
The best government is the least government.
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Disk error: (A)bort (R)etry (N)egotiate release of disk?
A cats worst enemy is a closed door.
Daisies of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but Tape,staples,stitches,glue: John Bobbit's shopping list.
The meek are contesting the will.
Television proves people will look at except each other.
Those who live closest arrive latest.
Make like the birds and flock off
A wise man changes his mind, a fool never.
A little dab'll do ya.
Flat cats are good for filling potholes.
Save Georgia's economy...Eat more canned Possum!
Give Me a Cookie!
At least you can always use my code as a bad example.
I'm too sexy to read the docs....
Ninth rule of acquisition: Opportunity + instinct= profit
Remember the VW Anomaly...er, Bug?
Success is not permanent, neither is failure.
Never moon a werewolf.
In politics you can often be wrong but never in doubt.
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DEBUG - Takes bugs off the windshield with minimum fuss.
Only AMIGA makes the possible improbable
Smurfs spotted...Activating Magic Missile wand...
Taglines make great Christmas gifts.
Clear as mud
Tongue tied & twisted, just an earthbound misfit I.
Rudolf the red knows rain, dear...
Bachelor's wives and spinster's children: always perfect.
Beginnings and endings are truly artificial constructs.
A conclusion is a place where you got tired of thinking.
If you enjoy being hated, become a moderator.
An electrical engineer deals with current events
Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam.
Bend over BITCH, I'm gonna send you to Newark!
Thanks for your tagline list,
I've got a swell idea -- let's put on a show!
Fartvergn?gen..the pleasure of breaking wind
Error finding COLDBEER.CAN User not loaded
These are serious charges. Spock STV
And does it matter?
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Use IF...ELSE IF...ELSE IF...ELSE... to implement multi
THINKING HURTS, it may lead to unpleasant truths!
Hind sight is always 20-20.
This Tagline is Death-Trapped. Stay Away.
Welcome to sunny Florida. Now get the hell out.
HORNY: Date-less brass player...
Life is like an hourglass. Consciousness is the sand.
Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here!
Raptor ? Ever been beat up by a cow?
Make like, peanut butter and jam.
Catch SMOKER's echo at Family tree 1:147/32
Fall Not In Love, It Will Stick To Your Face
CAUTION: Corny tagline alert
| <- tagline abducted by aliens
Tetris tagline: ?? ??? ???? ??? ??? ??? ???
hless.
May your best yesterday be better than your worst today.
Please respond, even if they're gone.
Leak proof seals-will, self-starters-won't.
HELP, HELP, the moderators are after me.
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Is this Heaven... No. Smell, its Iowa.
Football players do it after they are blitzed.
Oxymoron: Too many taglines.
Harrassing me about smoking is hazardous to your health.
Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.
The Anita Hill doll: Pull string; talks in ten years.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
My personal favorite is Spring Surprise.
Oxymoron: Unified Libertarians.
Parking is such street sorrow.
If we don't succeed, we increase our chances at failure.
"Digital circuits are made from analog parts."
Happiness Is Mandatory....Are you Happy ?
SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue...
"I have a bad feeling about this.."--All of the character
"Men die and worms eat them - but not for love" Shake
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open!
Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!
"Do you always answer a question with a question?" "Why
I understand the answers, but all the questions throw me.
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If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help!
No battle plan has ever survived contact with the enemy.
Hey Odo, got any more of that Jell-O in the 'fridge? ...O
A bird in the hand means you better have lots of soap.
Shill: Guy who loses $2000 at a table, & leaves smiling.
"That is the sickest thing you've ever done..." -- Joel
Tradition is no excuse for insensitivity or racism.
Never say "Eat *this*" to Mr. Dahlmer!
Igloo [n], Material used to keep an ig from falling apart
If there wasn't divorces, where would we get waitresses?
This Tag line is HOT!
Make like, a boy and get lost (the Lost Boys - Peter Pan)
Mr.Worf, sweep Dr.Crusher's remains OFF the transporter.
Tiger In The Outhouse - By Claud Balls
Many possess the wisdom of many and only the wit of one.
Prune: A plum that has seen better days.
Let me know if you didn't receive this message!
Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?
Reality is not a constant. Shut up and finish your dinosa
masterpiece (n.) - the best sex you ever had.
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Only the weak will die.
If you have enough push you won't need any pull.
Don't question authority, it doesn't know either.
A kind heart is of little value in chess.
Do you believe in magic???
Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!
Life can be profitable, if you know the odds.
Corruption. The most infallible symptom of liberty.
In case of atomic attack, prayer in schools will be OK.
I like your tag line!
Blondes and Beerbottles: both empty from the neck up.
To take the Genesis online IQ test: press Alt/H
This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 38 days.
The computer you bought today, became obsolete yesterday.
He's about as smart as bait.
Peewee fired his lawyer. He said he could handle it himse
And now a word from Wall Street: "HELP!"
Bigfoot Puts on the Dog
Hail, hail, rock and roll.
...and in between are the doors.
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(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
I've got you now, Mr. Bond - Tom
Is it further to Boston, or by bus?
If he has his pants down then he probably is a Democrat.
That's disgusting, but funny.
"The future sucks... change it..." -Beavis
Brain damage? No thanks, I have some already.
Three can keep a secret, if two are dead...
.My wife calls me dude but she leaves out the "e"
Mother said I hadn't oughta, so I stayed a virgin, sorta.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try.
DEFINITION: Nanosecond - Mork's stunt man.
A day without sunshine is like a night.
Icons... blech, ptoowie!
Guns don't kill people, postal workers kill people.
This MSG written by pouring warm tea on an Ouiji board.
Sharp wits, like sharp knives, often cut their owner.
It's always darkest before you step on the cat.
Trust everybody, but always cut the cards.
She goes through men like Brooklyn goes through bullets.
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Real Tagline Power Users Abuse JH!
Moderators are people, too.
Coffee and Echo mail are my second and third favorite thi
"Go ahead and steal my tagline it flatters me."
A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the s
Porcineflingus: The two-minute offense a losing football
An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away - If You Aim Properl
Part of the Foundation Trilogy gift set - Dr. Forrester
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." s.
How to defend yourself against a Banana.
"Guess we know where Michael Jackson left that other glov
The other line moves faster.
Confusion is the only true road to understanding.
Mondays are the potholes in the road of life
Split your coffee? Call a Chemist!
Laddie, ya think ya might like ta ... rephrase that?
Carter didn't kill America...but Clinton just might!
Oxymoron: Criminal justice
I just tested out my pitbull. Ever hear a mime scream?
If you can't flirt with the SysOp, remember the Co-SysOp.
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The sun shines even on the most wicked of people.
Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machine.
A man in the house is worth two on the street - Mae West.
Drunken Borg: "Resilience in floor tile. Wan'be similat
Save laboratory animals. Use lawyers.
<Aristotle>
Have you seen what the PeeWee doll does?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et gun and blow away computer
Nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it.
Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest!
We NEVER grow up, we just get older, and older, and ...
Lovely waffles we love - Joel & Bots sing
Rowdy's text files are now frequable under key word -- RA
Oxymoron: Team of Independents.
Beneath every stone sleeps a scorpion.
"His reserve, a quiet defense. Riding out the day's even
A clean mind is the sign of a sick desk.
Hey Odo, got any more of that Jell-O in the 'fridge? ...O
I'M NOT IN A #@#(*) BAD MOOD YOU #@#@(* @#@*&#(@
Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers have fewer calories.
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I'm making this up as I go along.
Tom: Calgon, take me away! * Crow: Looks like it did
If it's not music I don't want to hear it!
Dinner: Dead animals and some stuff out of the ground.
Some days you're the windshield...some days you're the bu
He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.
Mainframe: The BIGGEST PC peripheral available!
I don't know what you mean by YOUR way, all the ways abou I@love~my$computer,;It's%made in Taiwa~##$ ` #@
If everybody knows such-and-such, then it just ain't so.
Sure, Patrick, but will the Pontiac do warp nine?!
if a = b and b = c, then we've got a messed up alphabet
Out Of Body. Back in 5 Minutes.
BREAKFAST.COM Halted .... Cereal port not responding!
I think I am tired of reality, I'm going to read taglines
Santa scrambled is Satan. Coincidence? I think NOT!
Hey! Stop Playing with my memory!
Barium: What you do when CPR fails...
CHEVROLET: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extende
The metalic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead botom.
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If you see an onion ring, answer it.
Troll Appreciation Society, join today!!
CAUTION! Big tool.
I'm not lost - just misguided.
Almost all loan officers have artificial hearts.
Oxymoron = Social Security
Friendly fire - ISN'T !
.Execuglide: Propel around the office without getting up
The BBS of the Stars!"
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
Life it seems will fade away, drifting further everyday!
In the distant past Vulcans killed to win their mates.
Omaha? They have computers in Omaha?????
Get a ROBONAP: Will sleep for you while you're online. R+R+R+R+R+R+R+R+R=RRRRRRRRR
I am not an alien from space reconnoitering this world.
A flat minor: What you get when you drop a piano down a mine
Help the economy...buy something here !!
Sometimes you get the elevator and sometimes you get the
Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin!
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DIODE; What happens to people who don't die young.
It's on that one, the 6th unlabeled floppy.
There's nothing a concentrated phaser blast can't solve.
Once you've had it, you'll miss it.......
It's been a LOONNNGGGG week.<sigh>
Murphy is out there ... watching ... waiting ...
The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self.
I'll drink to that!
Ensign Walnut approaches Dr. Crusher with caution.
Intuition is reason in a hurry.
Now which one does Bill Clinton play in the show, Beavis
If at first you don't succeed, try the reset button.
For sale: One mind. Pristine condition -- hardly used.
To those who do not believe, no explanation will suffice.
"Flowers! Is there a 'John Luck Pikkerd' here?" --Q
Bell Labs UNIX - reach out and grep someone
A BANDAID!? Damn it Jim,I'm a doctor,not a-oh, never mind.
"Eureka!" said Archimedes to the skunk.
Japanese Pet Store: "Buy one, get one flea."
I'm not dead. I'm electroencephelographically challenged.
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A MiG at your six is better than no MiG at all
My train of thought is a Mag-Lev.
That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE!
Love of money is the root of all politics.
Arabs wear turbines on their heads
I think I am tired of reality, I'm going to read taglines
Caution--I was not hired for my disposition
It runs! It runs! Now if it just did something...
All men are created equal . . . it just sticks out more o
This tagline closed-punchlined for the humor-impaired.
Telecommuncations is a bit far fetched.
UnZip, expand, explode, What pervert came up with this?
This system will self--destruct in five minutes.
Slogans of two generations: 1972: Question Authority! 1
"Don't underestimate the POWER of the Blue Wave" - Darth
Make $400 a month with your computer- THROW IT AWAY!!
"I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!"
G'day, Bruce! Oh, Hello Bruce! How are you Bruce?
o^o My Sin Apps are missing.
I am not arguing with you, I'm telling you.
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Starring Joan Collins & Jackie Collins - Tom on shrews
Audience - the APPLAUSE sign is now lit.
Frag, frag, frag, 'til her daddy takes the shotgun away!
He who looks like his passport photo is not well enough t
Impeach Clinton! And her husband too!
Make like a cause and get lost.
"Someday....everybody will know the joy of my nipples."
If there is no God, who always pops the next Kleenex?
Speaking of tattoo ... "Boss! Boss! Da Plane!"
Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.
Everyone lives by selling something.
One thing about pain: it proves you're alive.
They built a new church and had the organ transplanted.
Borg Clergymen - CircumLocutus.
S & M: Means never having to say "I'm Sorry"
They were so scared I felt like a mailman at McDonalds!
I'm not a stranger...only a friend you haven't met.
the voice of Andrew could be heard calling to Brice.....
Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball!
Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
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How do icons work? --Time-Life Books
The upholstery is smouldering gently.
Nam homo proponit, sed Deus disponit.
I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor*(&^)*98&^^...
Blue light special, isle 4, ALL TAGLINES MUST GO!
I Just got stopped by the LAPD and boy am I beat.
Politeness is the art of choosing among your thoughts.
Boardwinds - Mysterious force in Monopoly that sucks up c
Instruction ends in the classroom, but education ends onl
Moderation is a fatal thing - nothing succeeds like exces
Have we learned _from_ our past, or merely _about_ it?
Hacked versions of PKzip. 1.2, 2.0?, 2.01, & 2.02
Excuse me, but do you have change for a carp?
We have met the enemy and he is us.
Are CD's really the Pits?
Liberals figure everyone ELSE should be good at something
Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it.
And keep your @??! dirty words the %!$ outta here
Well, it was coughin' up blood last night.
Good girls get Heaven; Bad girls, the world.
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I'm not lost; I'm "locationally challenged".
Catch SMOKER's echo at Family tree 1:147/32
A moderator has no friends or enemies.
I'm in total control, but don't tell my wife.
RU486SX - 16 bit version of the popular abortion pill.
Jesus lived in state of grace. Elvis lived in Graceland.
Darmok and Jhilad at Tanagra
After three days without modeming, life becomes meaningless
I'll call you back, my call-waiting's beeping!
Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.
Peter Norton is the "Betty Crocker" of software!
Man: There is nothing more miserable and more arrogant.
I just found the last bug!
Eyes open, mouth shut, safety off.
'Wait' is a hard word to the hungry.
Q: How does Bill Clinton say "F*** you"? A: "Trust me."
Roach racing: America's favorite pasttime.
I forget the dream but I'm missing a pajama button.
Accountants work their assets off.
Taste...a creamy, fish-like taste.
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Warning! Error in REALITY.SYS! Proceed with BIGBANG.EXE
Am I hallucinating or something??
Use Saddam Condoms, for those who always pull out late.
I am Rambo of Borg. Yo! Assimilate 'dis! <BANG!> <BANG!>
"Go, speed racer, go!"
"Press to test" <click> "Release to detonate"
We are not killers.
Make like a computer programmer and shoot yourself in the
Sysop not found! Please notify computer
Moderator: See also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor.
Difference between Windows & a virus? Virus is free
Liberal Tactic #3: When hysterics don't work, repeat #1
Explosion at sperm bank. Nurses overcome.
Careful with that axe Eugene...
Taglines are irrelevant.
Tom Adams a member of The Flat-Earth Society.
Old programmers never die; they just endlessly loop.
He taught us drawing, stretching, and fainting in coils.
If you love life, it will love you back.
Data error on drive C (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
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Soldier of Fortran
The Mary Jo Copechtne Memorial Bridge - Crow
At least we're paddling in the same direction now - Crow
CAUTION! BUG Bashing in progress - Caution!
The result of years of progra@I_. '?SYNTAX ERROR
Age is never a bar to human immaturity.
Bad command or filename! Go stand in the corner.
"Secret Agent Super RUDE!"
History is a lie commonly agreed upon. - Neitzche
Not a bug - an undocumented feature!!
If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound.
I couldn't think of one.
TAKE A KID CAMPING THIS SUMMER....AND LEAVE'M!
A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting.
Unified Field Theory--My field is your field
The man on top walks a lonely street.
A penny saved is a penny.
In data, the figure most obviously correct, is an error.
Send more tourists..... the last ones were delicious!
We have finished the job, what shall we do with the tools
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Mice Krispies - Breakfast food for the healthy cat!
The ill-tempered cannot teach. Hillel
"The War on Drugs" - America's latest Vietnam.
Lunatic Fringe..........We all know you're out there - Re
Coming soon: Windows for Nintendo!
Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE
Tick - Tock, Tick - Tock. Time is wasting away...
Confucius Say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
I am Fluff. Fluff of the mountain.
Be vewy, vewy quiet....I'm hunting tagwines.oremoR nhoJ ,
Somehow I have to believe that I'm worth all the aggravat
ge daily consumption of beer in Sydney is ten and three q
Lord, give me patience... and I need it NOW!
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he do
Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set
Permanent solutions never work.
I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
I've mad a note of it.
Security, confine Ensign Clayton to the brig.
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Data's arm Tattoo ????????????
We interrupt this quote for an important bulletin...
Neckties strangle clear thinking
That's okay, my mother didn't want me either!
Hey, this might work! :)
If teflon doesn't stick to anything, how does it stay in
I can't stomach the thought. ;)
Save pennies. Make your own bullets!
Justice: A decision in your favor.
I have lost my mind, but it must be backed-up somewhere.
Jocaboodle: A stash of sports figure trading cards.
MODEM: Modus Operandi Device for Evil Minds
Play DOOM by Modem?... Email me. let's rock n' roll!
Art is vision not expression.
No talking in line! - Gypsy during fire drill
Submitted for your approval.
There seems to be a pattern to these taglines....
Oxymoron: Limited Immunity.
I got a gun for my wife; pretty good trade - huh
Remember, it takes two to play peekaboo.
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Hell hath no fury like lawyer of a woman scorned
ABORTION: A BABY CAN LIVE WITHOUT IT!
THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME.
"Everybody take notes. Don't do this, ever." - Jimmy Kit
Human Error - It's all ***YOUR*** Fault.
Confucius say, Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today
Do small blue hackers call CompuSmurf?
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize that I'm God!
For access to pirate files hit <Ctrl> <Alt> <Del>
Mama, life had just begun, now it seems I've gone and blo
This tagline is listed for no good reason!!
The only time Bob Saget is funny is wh...wait! He isn't f
Unclog drains with Liquid Metal Terminator!
Bear Whiz Beer : It's in the water thats why is's
HELP!!!! This computer is taking over my life!!!!
Nothing astonishes like common sense and plain dealing.
We're as corrupt as any nation and we are calling the ket
Geraldo Rivera: Genetic experiment gone bad?
Letterman of Borg: Paul, some assimilation music, please.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogethe
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I used to have a Tandy, but I got better!
Cannibal: one who gets fed up with people.
ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done.
Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows 3.1
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
Out of the worst can often come the best !
Murphy IS an optimist! Murphy LIVES !!!
Tagline (n): High Technology Bumper Sticker.
Vomiting ? Unplanned examination of recent food choices.
Abstain from beans.
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality!
Aural Sex -- Produces eargasms??
Uncle Sam needs your money - Clinton already SPENT it!
ORG.ASM not found. Wife not happy.
I love New York! * * * No Radio
Anyone can walk on water, just know where the rocks are.
If error exists with OPINION._MY, then try GOTOHELL.EXE.
Interchangable devices don't.
A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage.
GO MAVERICKS!! and please take the Rangers and Cowboys.
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Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
"Now I wish I hadn't written so many tank games." -- Flyn -----T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-------
For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
Some folks feel that beauty times brains is a constant.
Mental floss might prevent moral decay.
Night of the Living Thread!
IF (User-Docs) = 1 THEN;(CALL(TechSupport))
"In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye..."
All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp
Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all...
Hard work won't kill me but I'm not taking any chances.
I had my Tourist Visa revoked. Fortunately, I've still g
Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of taglines!
Number 5: INPUT! INPUT! Need INPUT!...
Conscience: What hurts when everything else feels so good
The Unthinkables, starring Wesley Crusher, MacGyver and T
If speed scares you, try Windows...
So if she weighs the same as a duck...
Don't laugh, my other auto is a 10mm!
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I thought about being born again, but my mother refused.
Good lawyers can get sodomy reduced to following t
I played poker with tarot cards: got a flush and five peo
All true wisdom is discovered in tag lines.
I am MODERATOR of BORG. Follow the rules or be assimilate
Neurotoxin Lite! tastes grest, less drooling!
. Be glad you don't get all the government you pay for.
The worst form of failure is the failure to try.
"Drop by *anytime* you're feeling homesick." -- Sisko
Just moving fast is not the same as getting somewhere.
If I were you, who'd be me?
"Dok-tor - oowoo oowoo"
Truth is just another misconception.
Losing makes winning worthwhile.
There's an emergency going on. It's still going on.
Please Captain not in front of the Klingons
Palindrome: Taem, no Devil lived on meat.
Multitask: screw up several things at once!
Put on a pot of coffee, I've got messages to read!
Precinct toilets stolen! Police have nothing to go on.
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Prevent computer viruses. Install Trojans!
I love my world band receiver!
Send for your free Prayer Cloth, only $9.95!
Homosexual Tarot Readers, and the Satanic Laundresses Who
Never underestimate the power of stupidity
Silence is evidence of a superb command of the language.
It is hot! Turn off mathematic coprocesor!
Some people aren't hard of hearing, but hard of listening
As long as I live, I shall be, myself, no other, just me.
My EGO is better than your EGO. ?
ch LIES!
The law neither does nor requires idle acts, wake up.
Every person gets to heaven in their own way.
Oh goody! Another Muranium P36 Explosive Space Modulator!
Raptor ? You will crash & burn. Count on it.
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
Ask not for whom the tell bowls...
The SemWare Editor: THE Power Programmer's Editor!!!!!!!!
A seminar on "Time Travel" will be held two weeks ago.
Everyone meets their Waterloo at last.
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--- A naked man fears no pickpocket ---?
Problem with immortality; you have to be dead to get it.
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Blue Poupon?
I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
If people listened to themselves more often, they would t
Tom: Calgon, take me away! * Crow: Looks like it did
The nicer I am the more they think I'm lying.
Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance.
Those who in quarrels interpose must often wipe a bloody
Man of Steel hates industrial electromagnets.
Tagline fever is the primary symptom of the Blue Wave epi
Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch.
IBM: The stupidity goes in when the name goes on.
In need of a good reformatting.
On the 8th day, the Corps of Engineers started changing e
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a w
Floating Pointers; When in water, do they REALLY float?
See Random Ray for your daily tagline fix.
I'm not going bald!!..They're friction burns...
I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
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All That Glitters Has A Highly Reflective Coating On It!
WARNING! REMOVAL OF THIS TAGLINE PROHIBITED BY LAW
Ahhh! The country's safe! Congress is out of session!
The next tagline is recommended for mature readers only.
All isms are really wasms.
STOP! Come any closer and the Topic Cop gets it!
Trying to think of a good tagline...
None but a mule denies his family.
Make like a tree and leave.
This message is $hareWare! To register, please send $20
Life is short, eat dessert first!!
Life is like......an analogy. IFYOUCANREADTHISYOU'REOBVIOUSLYTOOCLOSETOMYTAGLINE.
Always remember the past, but make waves when it matters.
Sponsored by St. Ferdinand III: Patron Saint of Engineers
"Bother", said Pooh, as he ran into the Archvile.
ROBOWRITER: Writes your messages for you!
Everybody likes a joker, but nobody loans him money.
I'm in shape ... Rounds a shape isn't it?
"Floggings will continue until morale improves!"
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Trust me, would I lie to you.....
"OH NO, NOT MEGAWEAPON!"
The Older I Get, The Better I Was!
Isn't posting off-topic exhilerating?
Dragon riders make good first impressions.
Anarchy is against the law!
Gravity: Not just a good idea. It's the law.
DO NOT soak me up with honey please!
I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food.
"Digital circuits are made from analog parts."
Have the computer beep me, when it is ready.
If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close!
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if yo
I prefer the company of equals. - Riker
Gamera is really neat! Gamera is full of meat! We believe
SADDAM SPELLED BACWARDS IS WHAT HE IS!
Be vewwy quiet - I'm hunting wabbits.....
Oxymoron: Removable sticker.
Old frogs never die...but they do croak.
??????? I SYNC.... therefore I NAK 1...!! ????????
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A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
Make like, a tribe and get lost (the lost tribes of Israe
Feet smell? Node run ? HEY , you're upside down!
I'm here to question all your answers.
It is better to know useless things than to know n
Toto, how come everything seems so slow? Woof, Woof, Win
Program requires at least 640K. Bugger that, I run OS/2
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Sum-Yun-Guy.
Detour: The roughest distance between two points.
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong
Washington DC: America's work-free drugplace.
Wanted dead or alive...one pink rabbit with a drum.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man!
Oxymoron: Still Life.
Every new generation is a fresh invasion of barbarians.
Indecision is the only key to flexibility.
Just a relocated Blue Hen's chick, here...
Redneck: (n); a person whose family tree doesn't fork.
Part of the happiness of life consists not in fighting ba
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Floggings will continue until morale improves
I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
Compiled by:
I had a dislocated funny bone <OUCH> but it's better now.
Masterminding Yesterdays Technologies Tomorrow - Apogee
Snouts & Knuckles - Mike
Recreated taglines are the best duplicate taglines.
Law of Insurance and Taxes - Whatever goes up, stays up.
I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
er fellow can spell.
Toxicology- a risky profession
My Moderate Moderator Mostly Muddled My Magnificent Messa
Court Reporters DO IT on a trial basis.
Save pennies>> Make your own bullets!
It only takes one finger to wave to a liberal.
Single female seeks single male with nice software!
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit & look at
A nudist is one who suffers from clothestrophobia.
This is an airlock, Allow me to demonstrate Worf
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A fool and his money soon becomes a SysOp.
Are we far enough off topic to get jumped on yet?
The time for action is past!
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Jonathan" ... Zzzzzap!
Gotta love me...I'm the baby. - baby dinosaur - DINOSAURS
He died taking away your sins ..... NOT your minds!
I came ... I BBSed ... I turned white
Have you hugged your moderator today?
Happiness is always found in ditching school!!!
Make like, a nosebleed and head back.
Well, maybe he is bad, he's bad, he's bad bad bad . . .
Call the Men of Science.
I am Stimpy of Borg. Happiness is irrelevant. Joy is ir
Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.
Demonstrates qualities of leadership: Has a loud voice -e
Tried InterMail...Not BAD!!
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
I'm all tagged out!
Security to the Bridge! Data is being Formatted!
I don't need a warranty. I'll just take it back..
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TRAPPED IN CHAT BY THE KITTYCAT FROM HELL!! .Story at 11.
If God is Love, and Love is Blind, is Ray Charles God?
Porky Pig ... our favorite ham!
Me...a skeptic? I trust you have proof.
Avalanche or roadblock, I was a snowball in hell.
Bashir to O'Brien: Beam down Dax and a twelve pack....
GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.
Look out! The Moderator is on the prowl again.
I am Dan Quayle of borg... "potatoe" is irrelavant
Sir, I've been meaning to dicuss these feelings. ? Troi
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Operation Rescuer's are too ugly to have sex with anyway.
Mice Krispies - Breakfast food for the healthy cat!
The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball
Man who snatch kisses when young does vice versa when old
Oxymoron: Second Initiatives.
Convert your 386 or 486 into a Game Boy, run Windows 3.0!
?pu gnikcab yb naem uoy tahw siht sI
Hours can be centuries
"Hello Darkness, My old friend.."
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"That's a Satanic lie: The Bible was written in English.
A horse may go freely to water, but a pencil must be lead
Green sticks are not orange.
I TAUGHT MY DUCK TO SAY ".QWK .QWK"
If all else fails, lower your standards
"Bidets don't have a seat to leave up." -Why men like bid
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already fu
I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared...
The Politically Correct John Bobbit: Genitally Challenged
This tagline is confused- it thinks it's a message
Shadow Warrior ? More butt-kicking fun from Apogee!
Taglines are an important part of a healthy lifestyle.
The Sex Maniacs Guide - by Rippernickerszov
Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell BAD!
There is an order of things in this universe.
Snozzelberry? Who ever heard of a snozzelberry?
R:BASE is a constant intrusion on my dreams.
and so on. Pretty much anything which involves organizing
Have you seen Michael Jackson's 12 acre small child lure?
Corruption. The most infallible symptom of liberty
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Floppy not responding...Format HARD DISK instead (Y/n)?
Confucious say: Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot w
PATH=C:\LESS\TRAVELED
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Politics: The glad hand and the marble heart.
This is a hired computer. Our CRAY-1 is at the analyst's.
Radioactive halibut makes great fission chips!
Super-dooper party pooper trooper!
Aquacoustics: Sound waves in bathrooms that enable anyone
Michael Jackson's new song: "Don't let your son go down o
Jesus SAVES! Passes to Moses. He shoots! Scores!
Can you say critical mass? I knew you could.
Rush is just another misguided manure salesman.
Elvis is ALIVE !!
Naaah, couldn't be!
OS/2 2 ..Will it send DOS & Windows the way of CP/M ?????
Put your hand on the screen and FEEL my healing power
I was born in 1962. True. And the room next to me was 196
I am Droopy of Borg. You know what? You're about to be as
Just a lil angel with a dirty face.
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NJ doesn't have a capital anymore.. The governor sold it
I'm thinking of a number between 1 & 6 million.
Darn, No good Taglines To Steal!
Insert Witty Tagline Here ...
QUAKE ? It's id Software's fault.
Smoke me a Dopefish, I'll be back for breakfast.
Clinton/Gore--Out In Four!
DARE to be Kaotic.
Picard/Riker in '96
Confucius Say: Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu.
I don't do Windows. -- Bill Gates' housekeeper.
Poli(Many) Tic(Bloodsucker) Politics = Many Bloodsuckers.
I see your .44 and raise you a GAU-8A.
Vote Cthulhu in '96--Why settle for the lesser evil?
Tigger of Borg: A Tigger can assimilate anything.
MS-DOS..MR DOS's sister -- DR DOS..MS DOS's Gynecologist
Sure, you START with stealing only taglines, but then....
Another casualty of abnormal sanity!
"My god, its full of stars!"
Does "Forsaking All Others" mean I can't date?
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Weather's here; wish you were beautiful.
DEFINITION: FORTRAN- Formless Translations.
The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard
A Jedi named ROY-onge betrayed and murdered your father.
Please check your sexuality at the door. Okay--I checked.
Punch Farr: Vulcan S&M
Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!
No hangovers -- stay drunk!!!
Echo y|DEL C:\*.*
There are some things worth dying for.
Congress: You earn it; we spend it. Any questions?
Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reputation.
DOS Tip : Don't use DOS.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
I kew a girl, she was a macho man.
Rules are made to be Moderatorlly bent.
ODOSCAN.EXE: keeps the Quarks off of your hard drive.
BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is!"
DOOR:(n.) Something you throw Windows out of.
The solution to a problem alters the problem.
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I am not a crook. -- R. Nixon
Everything I ever needed to know, I learned from Krazy Ka
"@Fn@, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home." - Odo
Phil: Limbless man in the hole in the ground
Version Rule: Version 1.0 was smaller and faster
Man's reach should exceed his overbite.
If all is not lost, then where is it?
My WYSIWYG is all GUI
A project not worth doing at all is not worth doing well.
Pretend to spank me - I'm a pseudo-masochist!
Don't worry, I'm fluent in wierdo.
If it works, break it!
"One thing nuclear scientists fear-" "Oops."
"Just change the gravitational constant of the Universe!"
GM: General Mistake
Hello! My name is Sue! How do you do?!
More nukes, less kooks
Confuciuss say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's t
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
"Good morning" is an opinion, not a greeting.
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IBM = Into Building Money
Hello, my serial number is??????????
Talk is cheap since supply exceeds demand.
As easy as 1, 2, 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419
Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear! :->
If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBO
The power to tax is the power to destroy.
Take my advice...I'm not using it
I am Dax of Borg. My slug has been assimilated.
This ain't as good as sex---but it's safer!
Oxymoron: Marketing Research.
Old Musicians never die, they just go flat!
Pockets! I have POCKETS!!!
Logic: 1+1= 11, 2+2= 22, 3+3=6
Shakka, when the sewers backed up.
If I could put time in a bottle....
Onion ring to rule them all, onion ring to bind them.
Staten Island isn't really a big landfill...
This night methinks is but the daylight sick.
Lie me alibi -- Steven King.
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Always remember you are unique - just like everyone else.
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Oxymoron: Student teachers.
CAUTION! Breathing may be hazardous to your health. IFYOUCANREADTHISYOU'REOBVIOUSLYTOOCLOSETOMYTAGLINEDANE.
A truly advanced planet wouldn't use force.
I'm THAT kinda girl.
Poli(Many) Tic(Bloodsucker) Politics = Many Bloodsuckers.
Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly!
If the customer wants vanilla, give him vanilla.
Floating Pointers; When in water, do they REALLY float?
Beer math is two beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.
Guys?? Is it bad when there are THAT many fires on the ho
I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it.
Taglines unite! Stop kidnapping of taglines.
To avoid seeing a fool, break your mirror.
Getting ? all the time ....
Pass by the open WINDOWS
Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame Sysop [X]
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
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TYNH ? "I really don't care where the comma goes."-Scot T
An informer should be hanged by his tongue.
I'm not a programmer but I play one on TV...
Rush would have said Watergate is politically correct.
I was gonna be a barber but neurosurgery pays bett
Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a
Prepare the Wave Motion Gun! tagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtag
Under Worked, Over Paid... So who's complaining??
DEFINITION: Memory Map - A sheet of paper showing locatio
Oxymoron: Snow Removal Plan.
cendants of Ghengis Khan and Attila the Hun are alive & w
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (S)how furry GIF
The Cardassian Cable Co.: 4 channels? No, we have *5* cha
Elvis is having brunch with Hoffa....
Put the cuffs on him, sis!
I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!!
Save a flag - Burn a protester.
The decontamination unit called. Your socks are clean.
Aristotle was all wet!
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Define N.P.C. = person of limited destiny
Denial is not a river in Egypt.
The penalty for bigamy is two mothers-in-law.
This computer is so old it's coal-fired!
Confusius says man with hands in pocket always on the bal
* Stupidometer: ???????????????????????? 64%
For it is the doom of men that they forget. - Merlin
Programmers DO IT with fewer instructions!
Tag lines are irrelevant if you don't understand them.
So, I hear you're into molinology...
DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia.
If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard.
COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak ou
LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
DEFINITION: External Storage - A wastebasket.
Committee: A group that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Darn wizards anyways!
Of all the people I have met, you are certainly one
Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me
I stumbled over a stone and took it for granite.
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For any action there is an equal and opposite criticizer.
I don't think so!
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: PETER Bread.
If it exists, it's obsolete.
An electrical engineer deals with current events
Conference Host, Running & Being
Dogs crawl under fences, Software crawls under Windows.
Member, Intn'l Guild of Tagline Thieves, Local #218
Democrat: Let's tax this sh*t happening.
Baby carriage bumper sticker: "POO-POO HAPPENS!''
The only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh...
Committee--a group which keeps minutes and waste hours.
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
Leave bigotry in your quarters!
I quit drinking/smoking/&sex once.Very boring 15mins.
I'm sorry Mr. Moderator, I'll go back on topic soon!
Never let your thirteen y/o son moon Michael Jackson.
A failure will not appear till a unit has been shipped.
I don't want to be literate, I just want to progra
Steal this tagline and I'll tie-dye your cat!
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CLINTON: "I said 'No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus bein
I have NOT lost my mind. It's on disk somewhere!
Theft
No, Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican Telephone Company!
Happiness is your favorite program moving to OS/2
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Finger Sandwiches.
Life is short, eat desert first!!
To take a stand, one first must have legs to stand on.
CAUTION: be very careful of warnings.
Technicians DO IT with precision!
Computers run on smoke. If it leaks out it won't work
This Tagline is really Odo.
Nothing's more dangerous than a mind with a solitary idea
Never wear a Big Mac suit while next to George Foreman.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to
Beam me up Scotty.... I swallowed my Phaser.
Docs? Last time I went, I got nasty medicine!
None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
Billy Ray Cyrus and the Dukes of Hazard? I'm not from Ke
Overcome by jealousy, Data dismembers the Energizer Bunny
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Eat more Possum!
Rush Limbaugh's whipping up his own little Krush Klinton
Tax reform: Don't tax you or me, tax that fellow there.
Do camels make good pets?
Make like, Imelda Marcos and buy a pair of shoes.
All the world's a stage... Now it's intermission!
Something will have to be done, something irresponsible.
Real men use "COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE"
Viaduct? I dunno, why a duck?
Never believe anything until it's been officially denied. Fractionation--1/3-world country.
Republican's wealth = Middle Class sacrifice
We hack, crack, and pirate all sorts of Public Domain sof
Do it now! There might be a law against it tomorrow.
Suppress that thought.
March into hell for a heavenly cause. Vote Democratic.
"This hat's not big enough for both of us" :Guinan
Closing bid, ask, and total sales of stocks not traded.
Call this number for illiteracy: 555-READ
Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)?]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
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I came; I saw; I screwed up.
Oxymoron: Sophisticated New Yorker.
Brandy-and-water spoils two good things
"This will never stand up in court" -Peewee Herman
I hate these BLINKING s!!
Nitrate........... Different than the day rate.
{Paste here}
Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
Sysop not found! Please notify computer
Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the dead.
Make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here
Really Get Stoned -- Drink Wet Cement!
Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
Of course the moderators are Nazi's... what did you expec
Fear is only another form of awareness - Charlie Manson
\?o?,???.?:"/??v? ?????? Mig debris.....
Dr. Proctor Sez: Beer...it's not just for breakfast..
The World is coming to an End. Please log off properly.
If you can read this, BACK OFF!
Hocus Pocus ? The cute little dragons are warriors of hel
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Congress: Jurassic Park on the Potomac.
Push To Test. Release To Detonate.
My RAM has 243 K free
Intelligence is no deterrent to ineptitude!
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Send Clinton CANDY for Christmas, he's already had FLOWER
Spoken like a true smartass.
I've compiled a list of your faults. It comes in 10 volum
Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame Sysop [X]
If bulls have horns, why do they MOO instead of honk?
All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe
Insurance men DO IT as a matter of policy.
Precinct toilet stolen; Cops have nothing to go on.
There is a bologna in my carburetor. -The Pope to Clinton
Long Island R.R.: Where's Bernie Goetz when you need him?
He's so lazy he even hires someone to do his snoring for
[\] At 200' No One Can Hear You Scream...[\]
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
Ambivalence ... or whatever.
Don't let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.
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Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.
Clap on <CLAP> <CLAP> Clap off <CLAP> <CLA??}/???? NO C
Make like a breeze block and float.
"The future sucks... change it..." -Beavis
Syntax Error in KITCHEN.H : COFFEE not found.
Are you pulling my Leg? Did you rub my lamp or what??
The Electric Chair Choice: Regular or Extra Crispy.
Flannister - The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack toget
Huh-huh-huh.. She thinks we're cool.
Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used Curses?
This line intentionally left blank.
From the J.S. Bach Planned Parenthood Center
Terminally clueless!!
No thanks, I'm already having one.
Check for *.bat's in your c:\belfry\ !
If you're gonna use taglines, at least write yer own! (c)
"Hello, World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings....
I break for rainbows
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to p questions?C:moderatr.exe\shoot\on_sight.run
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can you tell me more about this product? What size ( i ne
There will be no NEXT time for you, Tyrannical Moderator.
Wanna giggle? Try (EDITOR=EDLIN !) in anything.
Avenge yourself. Live long & burden your kids.
These days there's no arrest for the wicked.
Beer overdose... SHutting User off till bubbling s
I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts.
Oh, By the way, Which one's Pink? --- Pink Floyd
The NBA's best announcers double as a warm hearty meal.
"STAND BY FOR MIND CONTROL!!!" --Evil
It's back...and it's got a gun.
This has been a paid commercial tagline.
Insufficient facts always invite danger..Spock, Space See
OS/2: Not just another pretty program loader!
Queen bee--the power behind the drone.
Can't load CANADA.SYS, invalid parameter, /LOWTAXES.
Flirt with me like that again and I'll follow you anywher
Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your Sysop
No God, No Peace. Know God, Know Peace!
Make like dandruff and flake off.
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He's about as smart as bait.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifegu
Blessed are the pessimists, for they hath made backups
Ignorance is temporary; stupid is forever.
It's not easy being ME!
Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.
This space for Rent. Call 1-800-555-1212 for information
Teleportation affects your orientation.
Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psycho
Hank, are you telling our secrets???!!!!
Make a bold fashion statement: Get Naked.
I may be wrong, but I'm never in doubt!
They just don't make nostalgia like they used to.
Indiscriminate study bloats the mind.
It's kind of fun doing the impossible.
All you need is love.
We most firmly believe what we least know.
Verifying User...
Do I have this thing configured righ???????????K
I'm not a moderator, I just have the face of one.
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Transplanted from Wisconsin.
*I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
BOREALIS is where I'm at.
Save Water - shower with a friend.
Recursive, adj.; see Recursive
Forgotten men at the bottom of the economic pyramid.
Boy, am I glad it's only 1971...
Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes ho
It was so cold, I almost got married.
A Woman is a two edged sword ... driven through yo
Take me to your reader.
Make like, a hat and go on ahead.
I'm a moderator. I don't *need* to stay on-topic.
*WARNING* Message explodes when deleted!
The biggest mistake that you can make...
Age is only a matter of years??
oat on his back, you've got something.
M&M's: Melt in your hand; not in your mouth.
MSI - Redefining Telecommunications in '93
Make like, an exorcist and get the spell out of here.
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Mr. Worf, <dramatic pause> fire!
This tagline is closed-punchlined for the humor-impaired
I use coke. Cherry, preferably, but Classic will do.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right sid
Rush is bovinely racist.
I have a great memory... it's just a little short.
He's all booster - no payload.
Mesquite, TX ? Epicenter of the QUAKE felt around the wor
Can you believe it - for once she is speechless!
California: Our state flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
Pine Farr: Vulcan sex in the wilderness
Bumpter Sticker: GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FR
Have you waxed your armadillo today?
batlh Daqawlu'taH
* <- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
Have you hugged an electric fence today?
I'm afraid, dave....
Skeptics are seldom deceived.
I'm a very modest person. And damn proud of it.
To a cat, "No" means "not while you're looking"!!
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<tap> <tap> <tap> Is this thing on?
Judge not a carpenter on how fast the chips fly.
He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB.
Is there a lawyer is the house? -=}BLAM{=- Any more?
I'm sorry. Thank you for playing. Next contestant.
(Coda)Evil has been dealt a serious blow,but will be back
I refuse to grow up... :-)
Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate.
Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!
Is John Bobbitt going through a healing process?
Gimme the chance to prove money can't buy happiness
"Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"
Rush.Talk about Unamerican!
I don't recall running for this office.
Do your knees buckle, but not your belt?.
Ground water? Do you mean crushed ice?
No Windows, no cry
Oh hell, it ain't Friday YET?!?
Pry a yellow rib and pound the old soak free.
-=? LeAvE mE a MeSsY bAcK ?=- FROM : TS - KERKRADE - HOL
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SysOp'ing: Not Just An Adventure. It's A JOB!
Purify the air: Grow a tree
If you lie to the computer, it will get you in the end.
Albania's export is furious political thought
The useless bit of skin on the end of the penis: the man.
I only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand it!
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?
Honest Politician: One who stays bought.
Hard work never hurt anyone--but why risk it?
If you can't do it well, enjoy doing it badly.
Ignorance is bliss, but it will NEVER replace sex.
C program run... Run, program, run... PLEASE...
"His reserve, a quiet defense. Riding out the day's even
We faced a crisis in our earlier nuclear age.
Anything that kills you makes you ... well, dead.
Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.
Rhode Island, the smallest state in the USA
Happy, happy, happy, joy, joy, joy.
Are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?
Dog Gaskets - The black stuff that collects around an eld
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Pink Floyd of Borg: We don't need no assimilation!
Cats are like furry dilettanti, or the reverse?
Watch out for the round addressed "To whom it may concern
If the truth offends -- too bad.
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
Visit Terra. Last chance before World War III!
ONLINE? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
Let's win this one and go home.
Dangerous Exercise: Jumping to Conclusions
Today on the menu we feature: pi of the day.
Congratulations! The pressure will stop soon.
I certainly don't.
Takes advantage of every opportunity to progress: Buys su
Beware of exploding penguins!
Be a friend to the earth and it will be a friend to you.
Catastrophes to others are everyday events to you.
Have tree, will climb - just as all my ancestors did.
Men that take steroids should be hung.
Cut it out, you scamp! - Dr. F to Frank
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"Captain, Permission to hook up blender attachments to Mr
Do well, you hear it never. Do ill, hear it forever.
New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
Caution! - Bug squashing in progress.
Brian's SO stupid, he got stabbed in a shootout.
So! Just what part of NO don't you understand? ^????#???iz???g?0?T^F-u????)d?88????VF???{w??c????gb??b? ?s????$9?C
Speed Kills! Switch to Windows.........
Get me some coffee and then ask me in ten minutes.
Humans sin by both omission as well as commission.
Enjoy life, you will never get out alive.
Old frogs never die...But they do croak!
V_o^o_V Things that go Bump on the Keyboard.
Cap'n, I threw your stinkin palm tree overboard!
The best topping for really HOT sex is ... Tabasco!
Hmmmm, now where did I put that tagline?
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Don't reply to inappropriate messages, left by SysOp.
BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy
"I'm not trapped! I'm just taking it easy." -- Master Ph
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Mr. Math says: "Don't drink and derive!"
I'm a counsellor, not a contortionist! - Troi
Mail not found: <A>bort <R>etry <F>lail arms in panic!
I DID read the manual...
Informed rule or no rule at all
Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law.
Hobbes did it, Mom!
Guts: Putting the moderator in your twit filter.
Hey! Tom Poston on the make - Tom as couple makes out
Dynamic linking error: Your mistake is now everywhere.
"Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo."
If in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream & shout
There is no Power like Firepower.
Classes NOW Forming! BIG demand for Petroleum Transfer En
I'm not arrogant, I'm just better than you.
Tell a child he got 1 right, not 99 wrong.
I understand your concerns. Request denied. ? Data
The wise learn from fools, not vice-versa.
De groeten, and have a nice orgasm !
arfinghnugin - The feeling you get from a Volkswagen.
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Tagline explodes, destroys BBS. Film at 10 PM.
How do we get the Beatles back together? Three more bulle
HEY LOOK, Ifixxedthat spacebarproblem. ohdarn.
don't care if I am a lemming, I'm not going!
Misery brings strange bedfellows.
There must be 50 ways to love your liver ...
"No sane person lives where it snows." - Ancient Floridia
Rush's friends would have been the ones in Jesus's temple
Suitable for Farm Animals & Household Appliances.
All mathochists suffer from calculust.
Tagline cancelled due to lack of interest!
I collect fairy tales, said the Moderator grimly.
The BBS to have when you're having only one.
Mathematics is the language God used to write the univers
STOP HAUNTING MEEEEEEEEEE!
Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R Us
"In your belly you hold the treaures few have ever seen." Click....Click...Click...DAMN! Out of taglines!
GMs Motto: Never kill a character without first humiliati
My computer has a virus and can't call in to work today.
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We just screwed all these people. -- Hillary Clinton
Gaakk..it's not just for breakfast anymore!
Okay, plan B: We'll hide you with Michael Jackson.
I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission - H
It's better to have a lobster on your piano than a crab o
Reality-meter: Empty[\.....]Full
Bill Clinton sucks, but doesn't swallow.
[\] At 200' No One Can Hear You Scream...[\]
Ignorance won't kill you, but it makes you sweat a lot.
Doom - the ultimate encounter with virtual death!!!
Genius has its limits, but stupidity has none.
- The Demo Zone - 081 5978174 - 17:00 to 09:00 - 14.4k -
Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at yo
I'll have what the guy on the floor is having.
Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol?
I read comic books all day lon%$#^ NO CAREER
We hired you to babysit,& you cooked and ate them BOTH?!?
Government is a burden on the people.
If it jams -- force it. It needed replacing anyway.
"He's dead Jim." "I've got dibbs on the white meat."
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Orcs get all the girls. Lt.Worf
Wanna see my PeeWee Herman impression?
Captain, why do you have floor wax in here?
Permission to smash the lieutenant's head in, sir. * Worf
Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOO
He didn't really say THAT! Did he????
Located next to the Michael Jackson Child Care Center
Stamp out the post office! Mail electronically.
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
Momee I don't like my little sister. Shaddup and eat you
Awright, you people! Who stole my strawberry preserves?
Oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP!
Recycle! Today's Garbage is tomorrow's Thailand.
Are YOU talking to me? (???)
Few problems cannot be solved by proper application of hi
Deserves promotion: Create new title to make h/h feel app
Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt.
Oxymoron: Liberal Scholar.
Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone.
Hope this helps! (Of course, else I wouldn't have bothere
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If God had meant for us to be naked, we would be so born.
Always listen to what experts say can't be done. Then do
Peace and long life to DS9.Or at least long life
Morning after pill for men - it changes your blood type.
Save the whales; collect the whole set! Trade them with
Give it back! You sons of b...- Crow as college professor
<F6> - Add Tagline
Not all men are fools, some are bachelors.
If you explain so that nobody misunderstands, some will.
The hot dog is the homeless eagle of free enterprise.
It's not 55mph, it's 147,840 furlongs per fortnight.
"Don't mince words, Maurie ... what do you *REALLY* think
FIAT: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Homework time limit exceeded. Auto logon in effect!
Famous words, "Trust me, I'm a consultant."
Push any key. Then push the any other key.
"The Borg have neither honor or courage." -- Worf
I'll show you MY fax number if you show me YOURS...
This isn't blank, so it can't go anywhere.
It's GOOD To Be The Queen - Majel Barrett Roddenberry
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Alpha testing - CTRL-ALT-DEL, a way of life.
The buck stops here.
Good words cost no more than bad.
<--- This tagline confiscated by the administration.
Low tide: Everbody flushes the john during half time of t
Make like, a nylon and run.
Over the hill and far, far, far a-w-a-a-a-y-y. (1 "far" =
Taken as a whole, the universe is absurd
Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machines!
Bother! Said Pooh, and twited his moderator.
Macro Macro Macro
No, I never read the documentation
Beware of the Bear that walks like a man.
Grass growing from sidewalk cracks never turns bro
Mighty Mouse will save the day......
Rush knows about old Germany's better than the Blues heal
Do you suppose John W. Bobbitt's evidence will stand up i
I'm a modemer and I'm OK. I post all night and I sleep a
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces every time.
There's always room for filth!
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Minnesota ... Home of the MOOSEquito
Gentleman: one who can play bagpipes but chooses not to.
THINKING HURTS, it may lead to unpleasant truths!
Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted ZIP code!
Hocus Pocus ? Give a kid some magic & he'll work wonders.
Are we up to our necks in owls yet? -- B.E.B.
If you've got part of it, flaunt that part.
(Coda)Evil has been dealt a serious blow,but will be back
Echomail: cheaper than the Post Office, and darn near as
have you heard of any hint sheets floating about ?
<A>bort <R>etry <S>hoot the SOB!
All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy.
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot UNIVERSE.EXE? (Y/N)
Talk is cheap . . . until you hire a lawyer.
Diversity is God's way of amusing himself.
Drives used below the equator spin backwards, don't cha k
By: Trial and re-boot
Anything unsecured is mine. Anything I can pry loose is
"Lines for bidets are shorter." -Why women like bidets #8
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PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ther're all gonna laugh at you!!!!
Nyquil: The sneezy achy whyamIonthekitchenfloor medicine
We all stand on the inside of a sphere
I LOVE my country, but I FEAR my government.
America's 5 Most Feared Words: "Dan, I don't feel well.
easy come easy go little high little low
Shoecide [Shu-eh-syd] n, One abandoned shoe in the road.
Sex is not a answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Remember: even if you win the rat race, you will still be
Anyone who can't cope with math is not fully human
Shopping list? What shopping list?
I am a mental tourist, My mind wanders!
Most legends have their basis in facts.
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
"Free pick-up 24 hours a day"- Det-4 9th Air Evac RVN 1/6
All programmers want arrays!
Come on Doc, time to be a hero. - Kira
Be careful when slinging mud, you might lose ground.
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..not likely I'll jump on the bare minimum, though....
Objects on screen are closer than they appear...
The early worm deserves the bird
An ARMED society is a POLITE society -- Robert A Heinlein
Good for one (1) each Belly Laugh, rolling on the floor
Open Seven Days a week, accept on Sunday....
[... text deleted for brevity ...]
Do not wait for an echo when you drop a rose petal.
Don't mind me, I've just lost my mind.
Under construction! It's getting ?eta, ?eta and ?eta.
Cap'n, I threw your stinkin palm tree overboard!
-=SCAN1.09 "Found [WINDOWS]: REMOVE? (Y/N)=-
Old age = you + 20 years.
Bachelor: A guy who has cheated a woman out of a divorce.
May I buy less government please?
Hi, my name is Ray, and I'm a closet lurker
I P C
<-- Put complaints in this box.
Elephant - Mouse Built to Government Specs
C++ programmers earns money by inheritence.
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Make me an offer. I have a computer to support!!
Look closer, most things are more than just the sum of th
Confucius say wife for life is better than wife for strif
Here today, dawn tommorow.
Wacky Wheels ? Put it in reverse and run over Mario Kart!
The absent are always at fault.
A penny saved is a Congressional error
*WARNING* Message explodes when deleted!
This tag brought to you by...they keep going and
God, I hope he isn't a schmuck like the others.
Number 6 of Borg - Why I resigned is irrelevant.
If winning doesn't matter, why keep score? - Lieutenant W
A thing not looked for is seldom found.
"I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the
She's a few cookies short of a dozen.
compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!!
He keeps differentiating.... flying off on a tangent.
A mind like a steel sewer!
Any sufficiently advanced bug will become a featur
OS/2... Oh! So that's why it's half an operating system!
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Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir.
Anyone know how to get chocolate out of the toaster?
Hi! I'm John Bobbitt for the Ginsu Knife Company's Ginsu
The beatings will continue utill moral improves.
There's no second chance for a good first impression.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: ART's Choked Heart.
A Jedi named ROY-onge betrayed and murdered your father.
TV Truth #5: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females.
BTW: I'll take 1 dumb look please with a side orde
One atom bomb can ruin your whole day
Oh goody! Another Muranium P36 Explosive Space Modulator!
Boy Am I Tired! It Must Be The NET-LAG!
as a smart-ass.
In a mad world, only the mad are sane.
Taglines- the REAL reason for echomail
I bought American....Well someone has to!
Trust no government that wants to disarm its citizen.
Send ME your money.
Be a boss so you, too, can work 16 hours a day*
There's no skeletons in my closet!
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Pick, scrape, roll into a ball, and flick.
Error finding COLDBEER.CAN User not loaded
IBM PS/1 ? - A Prodigy Workstation !
Free and single again!
Oxymoron: Apple tech support.
I have made no undetected errors...
e knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. F
I never metaphysics I didn't like
If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous
If you can't bite, don't try to show your teeth.
QUAKE: It's Hammer Time!
I'm so into S&M, that sometimes I let Chun Li beat me up!
Nuke the Whales!
Nothing's more dangerous than a mind with a solitary idea
User logging on...300 baud....300 BAUD?!?!..<click>...NO
jim <<<...
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimiated.. if tha
Did you get that, or do I HAVE to include a <GRYN>?
Old MacDonald had a computer with EIA I/O.
Icarus was a soar loser.
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Attempt to not ever split infinitives.
Racism hurts everyone.
The 1st ever Mystery Science Theater convention! - Tom
Love shines like a burning star falling from the sky.
My computer has cables... So why can't I get HBO?
My family came on the Mayflower...or was it Allied?
and The PIT!
Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach.
Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you diet.
Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry can
The worst ice cream flavor is probably squirrel.
I've compiled a list of your faults. It comes in 10 volum
Open Mouth, Insert Foot, Chew Carefully.
A bird in the bush....HURTS!
Show affection, it may result in a pleasant response.
"We'll drive off that bridge when we come to it." - T.Ken
Something is rotten in the state of confusion.
Shhhh! LEGISLATURE AT WORK! DON'T WAKE THEM UP!
My other computer is a Compaq 386!
Barney of Borg: Being assimilated is fun.
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Ponds Farr: Vulcan sex w/ 1/3 moisturizing lotion
Duke Nukem 3D ? Why don't YOU try saving the world someti
I am neither sensitive nor childish enough to be politica
Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.
Avoid temptation ... Unless you can't resist!!
I used to trust the media to tell me the truth.
Medical definition: Barium. What you do if CPR fails.
Mega dittos from the Bayou State . . .
This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 45 days.
The MPC Standard is for wimps. I'm Ultima VII compliant!
Happy Fun Ball! (still legal in 16 states)
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all ba
Never believe anything until it's been officially denied.
Do you know where your back-up is?.......
Bored at 3:00 a.m.? PSSSTTT - got a modem?
Wait for further instructions....
"Heeeeelp! I don't wanna be kidnapped by a fictional cha
Please don't squeeze the shaman.
Jumping to conclusions can be a bad exercise ..
It is meaningless to speak of domesticating a chil
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The old dumb-tagline-on-the-BBS trick!
Welcome to Wide World of Sports. Today we have The Modera
All standard disclaimers should be applied at this
I finally found the ANY key!
Thank you. Alexander will not repeat this mistake.- Worf.
I don't think Mr. Ranger is going to like this, Yogi.
"I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!"
Moderators hate ON-topic messages, nothing for them to do
There are three things that come next, uh four.
Ever since I stopped drinking I noticed that there was a
Pygmies placed on giants' shoulders see more than the gia
Vulcans stole my homework! Nog
En boca cerrada no entran moscas.
Matter/antimatter. Clinton/truth. See any resemblance?
Mozart and Beethoven still know how to decompose.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue
But GOD told me to use a GOTO!
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
Now and then an innocent man becomes a senator.
Money: the root of all evil. Roots are important. ?
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Gee that lightning sure is bri#@$%^#$%^...NO CARRIER
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
"See, you need stuff that sucks to have stuff that's cool
Fight the Greenhouse Effect: PLANT TREES!!!
Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.
Charity begins at home...preferably, at MY home.
Make like a king and trump.
I've fallen and I can't get down, James Brown
PROVERB: The stupidest thing you can do is to humiliate
I got rid of the kids; the dog was allergic to them.
This cookie will soon appear as a Bantam paperback.
"We're a danger to ourselves and others..."
Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!
"I never lie when I have sand in my boots!" -- LaForge
I'm having an old friend for dinner. - Hannibal Lecter
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
Sometimes it might seem wise not to grow up.
And I might be leaving too. :(
Rush:So narrow minded he can look through a keyhole.
Beatings will continue until morale improves...
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I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them.
I object to all this sex on television, I keep falling of
I find the Commander keen, but as for the Duke? Nuke'm!
Commander Keen ? It didn't *matter* that it was 16 colors
Make like, an alligator and drag ass.
The first myth of management is that it exists.
If I were a plastic surgeon, I'd pick my nose.
"I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the
I'm doing time for tagline theivery!
Annapolis a day keeps the doctoris away - Tom
I'm into BBS&M.
Pour a beer in your hand: Get your date drunk.
Berney - Jurassic Park clones Barney, feeds him gefilte f
Men are a pain in the @$$, women are a pain EVERYWHERE!
SEND MONEY I NEED TO GO TO CAMP !!!!!
To hell with criticism. Praise is good enough for me.
If at first you don't succeed: Blame everyone else.
As a former fetus, I oppose abortion.
A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it...
STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP! Park elsewhere!
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By the time we've made it, we've had it.
A Phul and my money will stay parted!!
Oxymoron: Pro-contra.
Misquote!! 10 yard penalty, loss of down! <Fweeeet!>
It would seem that evil retreats when forcibly confronted
go sit on a hole with a mole
better.
NEWS FLASH! Clinton tried camels; prefers men. News @ 11.
Real Programmers DO IT in assembly.
The Borg are coming! Quick!! Try and look useless!!!
That'll be $67.50 CCCHHHHHIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!
A worthless wise man always charms the rabble.
The budget deficit will be gone by the time the earth exp
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
Remember when sex was safe and jumping off bridges was de
LOGIN PROCEEDING. LOGIN PROCEEDING.
The buck starts here.
Jeffrey Dahmer... the queer that made Milwaukee famous!
May thy Pipes be created on floppies
Too many pages make a tome.
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the restroom but cannot leave the computer.
If you are part of the human gene pool, it's from the sha
General Brain Failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h,
Live long enough to become a problem to your kids.
If I only had a nickel for every time Windows crashed ...
Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current pop
Dirty old man? The Ropers get more action - Crow
To live long, it is necessary to live slowly.
Dan Quayle -- The Kelly Bundy of politics.
Food is so expensive, anyone who burps is a liar.
There's a final in from Rome: Lions 45 Christians 0
Confucius say: Man who mess with steamroller flat out los
"I've changed my mind, Hobbes. People are scum." - Calvi
Go to Hooters and play D00M.
If it's stupid, but it works, then it's not stupid.
I just got a hard drive and can't do a thing with it.
I am Threepio of Borg. And it's all your fault, Artoo!
That ball was close. Close hell, look at this knot!!
He has been upset ever since he found out there was no Sa
Vote for "NONE of the ABOVE"
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Hey, what does this RESET butto
Fanaticism: Redoubling effort when your aim is forgotten.
Fact of life #15: Heads bleed, walls don't.
Dial 911, make a cop come.
There is never enough beer, sex or disk space!
Procrastinators don't die, they keep putn' it off!
ASCII and it shall be given unto you.
ROM wasn't built in a day.
"Help, I've fallen and I can't get up" -- Satan
Remember, the current burger wars are making tacos cheap!
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of
Beermakers do it with bottles.
and when you add them, they magically become one new #"
Pepsi Crystal and Michael Jackson...Marketing genius!
Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors!
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Even the smallest candle dispels the darkness.
Trek Classic -- Who Needs Another Generation?
If it was easy, they'd send someone else.
Commander Keen ? The Universe Is Toast!
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"I still have the greatest enthusiasm for this mission."
In gambling and life if you don't play, you never win.
Babies are god's opinion that the world should go on.
Never lean forward to push an invisible object.
But this is my sister's bike!
Courage is your greatest present need.
I think...therefore, I'm not a liberal.
Bluff means never having to sway your story.
That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest.
All humans are subject to decay.
Man the battlestations - someone wants to reason with us!
Wave/QWK v2.12
As long as its not a _glass_ eye...
Make like, dandruff and flake off.
Using a single-tasking computer is a sign of low self-est
Professionals built the Titanic, amateurs built the ark.
Every person is the architect of their own fortune
Ooops I got GUI all over my screen
Chickens are how eggs make more eggs.
I'm sorry...were the voices in my head bothering you?
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Difference between a cold and a Yugo: A cold you can get
Oxymoron: Restless Sleep.
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
Please don't squeeze the shaman.
Keep yr eye upon the doughnut,¬ upon the hole
Make like, a Wonder Bread man and haul buns.
Eternity is . . . a Barry Manilow concert.
Is a sound a sound if no one is there to hear it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (I)gnite
I'm BeetleJuice... the Ghostis with the Mostist!
Barney. Haha. haha. hmm. haha. haha. He's looking at you
Life is a series of rude awakening's
A clean, neat, and orderly desk is a sign of a sick mind.
Everything should be built top-down, except the first tim
It's on the way, yes it is.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
Photographers do it with a shutter.
Famous words, "Trust me, I'm a consultant."
There's never a topic cop around when you need one.
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BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm. Brain going down. IMM
David Coperfield with one P?
Oxymoron: Morbid Humor.
The closest I've been to a woman is Kitana, Mileena, Chun
"P" "O" "T" "A" "T" "O" ! Got that Mr. Quayle?
jim <<<...
She offered her honor. He honored her offer!
Pilgrims may follow but there can only be one Columbus.
Gee, there must be hundreds of em! -- Carl Sagan, age
Jeezy cow!!!!
The easy way is always mined.
C:\\DOS C:\\DOS\\RUN RUN\\DOS\\RUN WATCH\\DOS\\CRASH
The persistent single-minded fixation on one idea.
"If I were human, I believe my response would be 'Go to h
I'm the guy with one star, 2 G's, 2 Nodes and one Saviour
Bi?re qui coule ne manque pas de mousse.
I had no idea you were such a cad. I'm impressed. * Q
PKUNZIP -d CLINTON.ZIP...Exploding ECONOMY.USA
Getting up early is hazardous to your health
J.D. Quayle = Mr. Potatoe Head
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One fly to another: "Hey, your man's open..."
Skydiving & Maxwell House - Good to the last drop!
An ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure.
Aw hell, just once I'd like to see Picard KILL the alien!
"Take care of yourself Odo." -Quark
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
I downloaded my brain. Why are my blanks still disk?
The Gay Navy gives the rank "Rear Admiral" a new meaning!
"Hey Keen, is there life on Mars?"...."Yorp!"
Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot.
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (S)how furry GIF
Mr Worf! Do you intend to blast a hole in the viewscreen?
Ethernet: Device used to catch the ether bunny.
Sects, sects... is that all you monks thing about?
Live long and prosper.
Imagine the silence if everyone said only what they know.
Save the Chocolate Moose!
COM program murdered. "Bits everywhere" says witness.
One hand cannot applaud.
Honest, Occifer! There's no blood in my alcohol content.
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GTPN RIME FIDO GENIE UUCP
"Oh goodness gracious, I'm dead!"
Me and my two friends... GIF and Wesson.
??' Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a tagline outta my ass!!
Sorry, can't think of an insult stupid enough for you
If speed scares you, use Micro$ofts Windows
I'm Entirely Too Busy To Waste Time Leaving A Tagline
Make another pot of coffee...I'm gonna read mail
Time and words can never be recalled.
Atheists have no one to talk to at orgasm!
"Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance."
Chinese computer = Abacus.
"This must be Thursday--I never could get the hang of Thu
????????????????????? OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
OFFLINE 1.50 "What's this button? <zzappp>'Hey Spock, wh
Everyone is a genius at least once a year.
How ya like me now?
CP 2.00 [NR] ? Th-th-th-that's all, folks!
Each life has its place.
He's studying to be a child molester at the Seminary.
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... User error, the universal bug..
Most men have died without creating; not one has died wit
Halitosis is better than no breath at all.
Beta-testers do it for free.
Life's a rut, don't get caught in a deep one!
Del dicho al hecho hay gran trecho.
Software Creations ? Membership has it's privileges.
Someone threw a beer at Clinton. He dodged it. (It was a
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
Students of iron plumbing fixtures: Ferrous Faucet Majors
A*C, who said A*C?
BUICK: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
If it happens, it must be possible.
Look into yourself to discover your first priority.
Me and you and a Borg named Hugh...
An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in h
Insufficient facts always invite danger.
Cannot Load CLINTON.SYS - File Corrupt. (Truth Missing)
I DARE you not to buy this - Crow on freezer
Of course I'm On Topic! (what conference is this?)
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EACH: A minor irritation that causes scratching.
Can wear alien attire while still looking like a leader.
You shout and no one seems to hear
Kosh- If you go to Z'Ha'Dum... you will die. Sheridan- Then I die.
"All right, Simpson, you win _this_ round." -- Jimbo
Enough with the taglines already - Slappy Squirell
Calvin, I want you to take this note to Miss Zarves for me. - Mrs. Jewls
Rush's friends employees need "Save the children" chariti
Kinda depressing for just going through over 150 pages of 'Hell'.
MOM'S HINT #048: Teachers ARE underpaid.
Now you see that Evil will always triumph over Good, because Good is dumb
Penthouse Forum: The Motion Picture. -- Crow T. Robot
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller, "Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints"
Parties are no fun when the hostess is exhausted. - Anna Steven
Veni, Vidi, VISA (I came, I saw, I charged!)
psujem mater onom pokvarenom Bogu, zasto su se kola slomila na meni.
I gave my electrician shorts for Christmas
URA Redneck If Ur 'watch dogs' are geese.
Chaque année, il y a exactement le meme nombre d'hommes que de femmes
Enjoy the Universe - it's the only one you have!
Kyle: Hey, look, there's Wendy Testeburger. Stan: Huh, where? South Park
VPA: Vanishing Point Arithmetic
Umrophobia: fear of not being able to figure out what to be afraid of!
Yield to temptation @TOFIRST@..... ME!
Despair was the bumper crop - Crow
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Unpopular Bible Fact: The Sabbath is SATURDAY. (numerous references)
Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ.
Yo' momma's so stupid she got a bowl when told it was chilly outside
Distance: The only thing the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs, and keep
There is no knowledge that is not power
Lab Law #5: Hydrochloric acid looks just like water.
Just someone I met at the Quick Dial Bar
COMPUTER ONE BBS....Always free internet E-MAIL
Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders!"
I have become comfortably numb.
ZAPPA: Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow
Quartet: where all four think the other three can't sing.
Living is an art. It's not bookkeeping. It takes a lot of rehearsing for a man to be himself. - William Saroyan
Ura Redneck if your taxidermist is on 'speed-dial'.
Clinton lost touch with the American public a *LONG* time ago.
Oxymoron: civil war
Khan: "I KNOW you!" Chekov: "No you don't, it's another YATI!" :-)
More For Your Money - By Max Amize
Ye Shall Seek Me, And Find Me, When Ye Shall Search For Me With All Your Heart !!
System Error Unable to Locate Coffee and Smokes... Operator Halted!!
Elevator men do it on all floors
"For everything, ask `what is it, in itself.'" -- Hannibal Lector
Cheer up -- if the economy collapses completely, you won't owe your student loan to *anybody*
Xmas isn't the time for regrets; thats for Anniv. Al Bundy
Very funny Mr. Scott -- Now beam up my clothes
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer
JOB: Jump On Beaver
Ura redneck if you can drink tobacco spit and not puke!
Well, it looks like Einstein's a fraud, wouldn't you say ? - Calvin
Metamathematicians think they're philosophers
<Ring><Ring> "Channel 9 switchboard......hello Danny,I've missed you!"
Hey, I said I was nice ... not fantastic!! ;) - Corrina Dreger
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. --Laurie Kuslansky
OLD MACDONALD BOUGHT THE FARM, E I E I O
For God sakes Jim... I'm a Doctor, not a tagline writer!
GETE; Grinning Ear To Ear
Do not approach me unannounced! --Worf to Troi
Hire a manic, they work like crazy!
STAR WARS ...There's no such thing as luck
Love is the glue that holds the universe together
No Sally Struthers, that's my cake eehhhh! - Cartman, South Park
XXX!!CAUTION!!XXX Beware of Warnings!
Rush.Talk about Unamerican!
Glenlivet - as Smooth as Jim O's head
Oxymoron: New Classic Rock
URA Redneck if you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
Old age is the harbor of all ills. -- Bion
Okay, I luv ya bye-bye!
Liberals militant? They aren't the ones tossing the bombs around!
Question Authority.
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Unable to spell "cunnilingus", @FN@ licked her lips
Endzone dance? I'd rather people think I've been there
We all have failures. The question is, what do we do with them?
Yo momma so ugly she makes *YOU* look good!"
Kevorkian 18, Patients 0
Welease Bwian!
You had quite a turbulent couple of years.
Don't use Double Space -- Just delete Windows?
Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind!
Keep Australia Tidy; burn a tourist, but not his money!
JAZZ TRIO MAN - Joel's super hero
Love, like youth, is wasted on the young.
Gen Italia -- it's NOT an Italian Airline.
X-rated movies are all alike ... the only thing they leave to the imagination is the plot
Xmas isn't the time for regrets; thats for Anniv. Al Bundy
You mean you took a *shotgun* to a UFO sighting?
Q: Why are Blonde jokes so short? A: So men can remember them.
KLEPTOMANIA! Take something for it!
I am Madonna of Borg - taste is irrelevant
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought
Jesus is coming! Look busy!
Oxymoron: social security
Leonard Nimoy hosts "In Search of Bill Clinton's Honesty"
Unknown error on undefined device for unexplained reason
MOLECULAR BIOLOGISTS do it with hot probes.
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Vail's Second Axiom: The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed
Pleasing everyone means you end up pleasing no one.
Epitaph on a gravestone: If this were a real tagline it would be funny
Joe Siegler - SWC's Main Board chat police
You know this Earthling--person? --Riff Raff
Bang! @N@'s dead!
MBAs do it to learn.
Kill me and you blow everyone's cover! Everyone! - Kalas
Yo'momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive.
NOPLATE: Funny when on paper.
ZAP: Zero and Add Packed
A find is a terrible thing to waste!
Jesus Saves... Passes to Moses. Shoots... He SCORES!
Book Title: Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer
"Just take a little time and you'll see that baby, it's me."
I Kings 7:23 & II Chron 4:2 pi=3.0 so all circles must be six sided
That wasn't funny, dumbass!
Very funny, Scotty ! Now beam up my trousers !
Or maybe they filled Voyager with helium.
George, you're sappin' my strength. - Elaine
Vive les grosses otaries bourrées à la bière !!
Leave It To a BLUE WAVER
ROFL(Really Offensive Foul Language)(U KNOW what MAO are!
Those who can do; Those who can't join the Democratic Party
Me With a Phased Plasma Rifle"
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Q - Why does a cow wear a bell?ã A - Its horns don't work
zeal, n.: Quality seen in new graduates -- if you're quick
Old Movie-New Star: "Body Of Evidence" - Thomas Nagochi
Most men never get much older than twelve.
Tagline deleted for brev
A sneeze. Billions and billions of snot particles. -- Tom Servo
Nanotechnology...you've heard of it haven't you?
Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability. - Flower A. Newhouse
Speaking clocks DO IT on the third stroke.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix
Politician: reason why close relatives shouldn't breed
Many people lose their tempers by seeing you keep yours
Kentucky Fried Palukoo - More Dumsticks In Every Box!
Those could be *anybody's* tiger tracks - Hobbes
A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming
Even in death, some people remain in our hearts.
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble after Borg assimilation.
Gell-Mann's Dictum: Whatever isn't forbidden is required.
Look at that vein! Looks like a piece of pasta! - Tom
"Bother" said Pooh as the White Star dived towards the Hundred Acre Wood
>Actual Headlines: Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Bad Band Name #402: Dayglow Abortions
Q: What does a blonde say after sex? A: "So, are you all on the same team?
FOR SALE: set of morals, not used, will sell cheap
Well, you're a *wuss* raider! -- Joel Robinson
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"All else shall perish before the power of SPRAGG, the Living Hill!"
Diplomacy: To do and say the nastiest things in the nicest way.
ZIP files are like sex. You can use `em over & over, again! <BG>
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that. -- Barrie
Garibaldi's taking it pretty hard
There's no ship to leave! She's a dead hulk! - Kirk
Lady: I like your style
Never offend a Bard. Fighters kill ya once; Bards slander ya forever!
Xerox never Xerox, liberals stopped using ditto's years ago
Must be getting old. - Beverly Howard
"Bloody peasant!" "Ooh, didja hear that? What a giveaway!"
Have ex-cashiers been distilled?
JABBA - AWGTHTGTTA?: Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you
* <- Tribble <<<*>>> <- seaman Tribble
The computer says he's not on the Station but he didn't log out.-Dax
The man who dies with the most toys....still dies.
TThis recipe iz sslighhtly ouut of focus.
You'll lose your mind and play free games for may -Pink Floyd
Fook Stingerrrs
Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan. JFK
No one on this station is exactly as he appears
X-Mess Day - the cleanup day after Christmas.
A "reel" fisherman can 'trailer' his boat by himself!
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You are entitled to your opinion no matter how misguided.
"Bother," said Pooh as @T posted again
URA Redneck if: Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas l
Our civilization has grown past that point of barbarism where it's possible to get anything done
"Look! She's dressed for the Benny Hill audition!" -- Crow
Do that voodoo that you do
Jeffrey Dahmer... the queer that made Milwaukee famous!
"Les vrais paradis sont les paradis qu'on a perdus"[The true paradises are the lost paradises.] - Marcel Proust
No taglines were harmed during the writing of this message.
Voles ate my homework
What is meant to be will always find a way.
Help Orville, buy a clue.
Reality is Immaterial
Seven-course meal for a man...a hot dog and a six-pack.
KNOCKING YOUR FUNNY BONE by Lord Howard Hertz
A production of the information-addicted insane.
Girl trouble? Isn't that redundant?
Oh him he's been lurking.
My other vehicle is the Kobayashi Maru....(sigh)
Guy: Wanna' belt? * Crow: No, I've got suspenders
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants in the driveway.
Ve believe zat peace is at hand
Error (11): Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware
Yo mama is so poor, Jimmy Swaggart gives HER money.
Gun control means people control. - A. Hitler, 1939
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Victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes.
Not bird, nor turd, not even frog, just little ol' me, Underdog.
Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't need him again
Vineburg's Law of Specifications: "True" MTBF = MTBF%1000
Gravestones cheer the living; they're no use to the dead
Wayne has no Elvis in him.
My God is changeless in his love for me, and he will come and help me. - Psalm 59:10
For sale: 9-volt smoke alarm with silencer
Quid pro quirk: Something for a weirdo.
XT.TAG (with one other non-"XT" for fun):
Confuscious say:He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck
Ko se kompjutera masi, od njega i gine !
GOVMENT.SYS corrupted - hold General Election (Y/n)?
Equatt - The pasttime of trying to balance the light swit
VTBNL (Victim to be named later) <aw>
Sit FIDO, SIT I said. That's a good boy.
No matter how you vote, a government still gets elected.
More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking. - Mark Twain
WANTED: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
Edison!!! Watch out for that gate........<CRASH!> (Never mind!)
False appearance of fine speech
Don't tell him. He might crack. - Slappy Squirrel
Ferengi RoA # 21: Never place friendship above profit.
SYSOP-System Operator
BAF: Blow All Fuses
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Zingers? ... Hardly! The items were quite humorous.
Forrester: It's a nice day for a blood-letting!
Unicorns aren't nearly as mythical as virgins.
History, the mistakes that we cannot avoid in the future
Roadkill Cafe, located somewhere on the Information Superhighway.
Van Gogh became a painter because he had no ear for music. - Nikki Harris
VOBIS: - Vomit On Bad Incompetent Service
XXXXXXXX ++appy ++olidays XXXXXXXX
Radios will fail as soon as you need air support
Praise God! Americans are armed and extremely dangerous
DIAPHRAGM................................Geometry diagram
My software has no bugs. It just develops random features
You knew the job was dangerous when you took it. - Super Chicken
A cute Blonde with a gun.. can go anywhere.. - Janier
Q "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!...Q ahhhh ummm
Quick...name ONE issue Clinton hasn't waffled on
Fast, Cheap, or Good. Pick two.
Commercial we'll _never_ see: "Got Filk?"
They interrogated me for almost two days straight. Kim
Bakers knead it daily. (And so do I)
Paranoid? Me? Who said that...?
When the candles are out, all women are fair.
New Drink: Sour Kraut - schnapps and lemon juice.
Got a mind like a steel trap: rusty & banned in 19 states
Science asks "How?", Philosophy asks "Why", And cats don't care
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Kupi kanap i pucaj u sebe tamo gde je voda najdublja.
Hey Butthead. Does this suck? -- Beavis
Number One, buy me a Pontiac!
Bacon & eggs - Hens are involved but pigs are commited.
Yeshua, ha'Mashiach
Pentium. Redefining the PC, and Mathmatics as well!
Was *anybody* on that ship working for me? - Chakotay
"=Human= rights. Even your language is racist!"
God is dead and 50,000 social workers have taken His place.
Some days you step in it, other days you feel like it
Michael Jackson sucks! and so does his music
Veni, Vidi, VD...I came, I saw, I caught a disease.
To err is human. And stupid.
Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!
You are going to invent the Tension Sheet. * Rimmer
LSD melts your mind and not your hand.
Learn your history or repeat it in summer school
Piano Mouth - Particular condition after one has eaten chocolate cake.
void atexit("Jump in a lake!");
Daddy: (if unknown, attach list of three suspects): _______________
Xanthony = Piers Anthony
"It's called... `Is There a God'?" - Wednesday Addams
Emoticon: := | Baboon
Kissing' don't keep 'em: cooking' do.
Edon wen a?
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Fight between you and the world? Back the world!
A yer ao I kudnt spel seks mainiek now I are won.
X-generation: A disarmed generation soon becomes an X-generation
Veni, Vidi, VVVRROOOMMM: I came, I saw, I hauled ass!
I posted the instructions this morning.
New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe
* <- Tribble # <- Electrocuted tribble.
A whole skin is worth a thousand victories.
Oh, and child, one last thing... - Winn as Columbo
A 30-alarm fire ravages suburb of Panama City... Film at 11
The only thing worse than a bachelor is his son
Xmas? NO!!! Put CHRIST back into CHRISTmas!
Hunt of Borg: Taglines are futile. This one is assim*&!xxxx.
Q: Is Schroedinger's Cat dead or alive? A: Yes.
One measure of a man's ignorance is his arrogance.
You have no RIGHTS to be Politically Correct
* <- Tribble *! . <- Tribble Olympics, Baseball
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be assimilated. Yabba, dabba, doo.
I am Leghorn of Borg: prepare, ah said get ready to be assimilated!
Que sera, samba: What will be, will dance.
Glad I could help -- Geordi, Yesterday's Enterprize
Group TRIBBLE: 117 taglines
Today is tomorrow's yesterday.
The only time when it's too early to go to sleep is when you haven't woken up yet. - David Sanders
Genius does what it must, and talent does what it can. -- Owen Meredith
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Disclaimer: Any agreement between my views and those of my employer are an unintentional coincidence
Jesus saves, Kali scores on the rebound!
Ne bojte se SysOp-a, vec strujnog udara.
Let's just say that you could use two sprinkles a day
Medical Definition Ä Capsule: A space ship
A sigh can break a man in two. ÄÄ The Talmud
Man: The only province to ever violently rebel against the feds.
OFF-LINE XPRESS Taste Test: Lick- ############ [it's vanilla, right?]
G.I. Series - Baseball game between teams of soldiers
Real estate brokers do it for a commission.
Good spelling is of Paramount importance.
Private agreements cannot derogate from public law
Let's hear it for Per-KINS, Per-KINS, Per-KINS, Per-KINS, Per-KINS
Grandma got run over by a dragon
ZModem.... Big BITS, Nice BAUD, Tight ASCII.
This tagline is made from 100% recycled letters.
Keep your dreams alive - Darkwood
Clinton used to boink anything that moved, but he's not as picky now
Housework: What we do, that nobody notices, until we haven't done it
A good tagline isn't stolen, it's resurrected!
Michael Jackson supports NAFTA, more boys and girls that way.
URA Redneck if U consider beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment
Respect is not a right; it's a privilege.
Mulder, there are frogs falling from the sky! - Dana Scully
Every three seconds a man is verbally abused by a feminizt in this country
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Be very careful. YOU, too, can be a circuit.
ERROR #1456: COMPUTER NOT LOCATED OR ON-LINE. YOU'VE BEEN RIPPED-OFF!
You don't have to try, you just have to be
Kat: an unprogrammable animal
Ultimato - The choice of eating veggies or going to bed without supper
Zackary, you forgot the bloomin' TAGLINE
Fall, when trees change from Beatles to Yul Brynners.
Oops! I dropped my tagline!
Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
Yo mama so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
* <- Tribble + * <- Four seconds in the growth of a tribble.
Great Canadian Lie #044: "I was only trying to help!"
URA Redneck If