The past should be a mental springboard - not a hammock.
Treaties like roses and girls - they last while they last
:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
and MANY, MANY MORE!
questions?C:moderatr.exe\shoot\on_sight.run
Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down....
I'll drink to that!
He's been short on oxygen one time too many.
COBOL is not mutual intercourse.
I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to
I'm McKenzie of Borg, eh? You will be assimilated, hoser!
Oxymoron: Somewhat Incompatible.
Blame it on the dice!
HaHaHaHaHaHa..my eyes are filled with tears.
Life is just a figment of my imagination.
The Gang And The Government Are No Different
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without puking.
Oh no! I'm running out of new tag-lines!
Cole fussion is against the slaws of physics.
It's 20:46:12. Sunday, January 23, 1994 in Augusta, GA
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Every time my ship comes in there's a dock strike.
Beer is Better: Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work.
SYSTEM ERROR. Press F13 to continue.
If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a Porsche?
BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is! No,I mean it
"@FN@, beam me up!" "But I don't have the power....."
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.
Prevent computer viruses. Install Trojans!
Diplomacy: The patriotic lying for one's country.
Take Windows and bloat it some more, and what do you get?
The one who dies w/the most ShareWare wins!
Batch files? No, but here's a nice batch of cookies.
Life would be easier if I had the source code
Sex causes cancer. We'd wipe out cancer in one generatio
Only you can stop women from driving, ONLY you!
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly...
I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right.
Practiss maks perfict.
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already fu
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Bathroom scale: Something you stand on and swear at.
I wish there was something interesting to read down here
Happy as a Pig in Mud!
Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells.
Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition.
Insert New Disk for Drive C: Press ENTER when ready.
Paladin Orcs get +2 to hit against neutral clerics.
Hi June, how's the beaver?
Bugs? I just programmed undocumented features!
Kill'em All ... Let God Sort Them Out.
Appease the Moderator Monster. Send chocolate.
Computer programmers never die, they compile
...Getting laid while partying and being drunk..COOL!!
The hot dog is the homeless eagle of free enterprise.
I'm busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
The world is a beautiful book, for those who can read it.
"He's dead Jim."
"RESISTENCE IS FUTILE...." The Borg
Our OS which art in CPU - UNIX be thy name .....
- The Demo Zone - 081 5978174 - 17:00 to 09:00 - 14.4k -
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Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
All taglines are busy..One will be with you shortly.
Darth Vader Lives; he recently told me so!
Be excellent to each other..
Penny for your thoughts? SURE, Do I get Change?
Don't be sexist. Chicks hate it.
Academy: A modern school where football is taught.
If thinking is too hard, quote Scripture!
Join STET--Society To Eliminate Taglines
Beatings will continue until morale improves...
This tagline invisible to all whose I.Q. downright sucks!
Don't worry, I'm go?ng t? b?ckup t?d
Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them
No longer a Ghost!
Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!!
As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wa
Keyboard not found... press any key to continue
Elvis hasn't left the building, he's just in the john.
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Here today, dawn tommorow.
"These guys live on the edge." -- Butthead
It's NOT the principle of the thing, it's the money.
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
Seize no evil, ears no evil, and nose no evil.
I've seen better legs in a bucket of chicken ...
Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie.
Minnie and Mickey Mouse are slow maze learners.
Quit bringing up reality, this is Interlink!!
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and
Coastal access, next left.
GST - Go South Turkey! Shop in the States!
No, Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican Telephone Company!
Computers Are Vehicles For The Mind... They'll Drive You
Salesmen DO IT with their tongues.
Mental floss might prevent moral decay.
I didn't get kicked off, I left involuntarily.
California makes the best wine, New York the best whine.
Not tonight honey, I got a BBS!
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
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Td tada: Football player holds up his arms and celebrates
MR. B NATURAL: THE WRATH OF CONN
Notice: All incoming fireballs have the right of way.
This balance of power keeps ice cream in check - Mike
If you can't say something nice, say something surrealist
Oxymoron: Snow Removal Plan.
Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Being punctual makes people think you have nothing to do.
Five, Six, Seven, Seven A, Nine, Ten
This never happens on other systems I call.
Republican National Convention, Obtain an epic: "Clinton
Ashes to ashes,dust to dust, If it wasn't for GM,our tool
All in all, I'd rather be in Tumwater.
And all the Borg left was this copy of OS/2...
Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired...
I'm trying to find myself. Has anyone seen me lately?
Please change the channel...
There is always a way.
Never read any book that is not a year old. -Ralph Waldo
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Modem owners do it on-line!
"Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?" - Odo
Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.
He who hesitates is frost. - Eskimo proverb
<---Look ma!!! NO BETA!!!!
AEIOUEOI!!..Sorry. I have uncontrollable vowel movements.
Binkley without mail is like a scooter without wheels!
Send more tourists--the last ones were delicious!
Warning: The SysOp is watching you!
Oxymoron: Marijuana initiative.
"Let 'em eat shit" - Marie Antoinette, 1793
Some DO IT better on disk!
Not Ready Error reading user's mind.
Dammit Jim, I'm a butcher not a tagline technican.
Load it, run it, guru it?
A great idea needs landing gear, not just wings.
I'll be lost in the ozone for a while.
I once bought New Idea, but only for the pictures - Sen.
Oxymoron: Voluntary Contributions.
RAMBO XIV....This time it's optional!
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CATS. CATS ARE NICE. - Death, "Sourcery"
Brought to you by High-C, the beverage of Opera singers
BAD TO THE BONE I'M BABABABAD TO THE BONE !
printf('to C or not to C..that is the question');
Bats fly in the dark because they see better...?
LISTEN to your children
Because nothing else comes close.
I'm okay and you're okay. . . but I'm more okay than you
The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
New for Christmas: The John Bobbit doll (Some assembly re
Design before coding, and all will flow smoothly
Butthead of Borg: "Resistance sucks!"
Recovery not found: (A)bort (R)etry (I)mpeach Clinton!
"Get out of the road, if you want to grow old."
Use Oxymoron for those really stupid pimples!
If life's a stage, I want better lighting.
Elvis has left the building to play Halloween Harry!
A bug is always wrong ... when arguing with a chicken.
Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2
And the only thing the Borg left was this Amiga ...
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Character is not made in a crisis - it is only exhibited.
Do not put statements in the negative form.
Pentiums and Deodorants - When being close is all that ma
Not gluttony as much as thrill-seeking.
Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.
Black Hole - where God divided by zero...
Do it today...tomorrow it will be illegal!
Oxymoron: Villainous Hero.
Nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it.
Make like, a banana and split.
Romulan DOS: Cloaked command or file name. PATH=harddrive;drawer;desktop;pocket;boxincloset;boxunder
ARGHHHH....I got my floppy caught in my PKZipper
Taglines: Things that make you go 'Hmmm.....'
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead... resist us.
Expenditures tend to rise to surpass all income.
The wise learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere t
Oxymoron: Plymouth Reliant.
"I KNOW it was a tornado, Toto, but you wizzed on my carp
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Taglines are JCTFxxxx.ZIP Avaliable on The DLS&M.
Ibble bibble breetle brattle blibble blibble blit.
"No mas.": What rolling Spanish stones gather.
"I was wondering if I could call you a bastard too."-Mark
A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the s
The next sentence is true. The last sentence was false
WARNING! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
Suicide words: Hey there, turtle-headed Klingon dude!
Feet plus Inarticulated Mouth Equals Costume - Tom
Bubblic - Addicted to the systematic popping of bubble pa
If written correctly, legalese is perfectly incomprehensi
Leakproof seals ... Do.
Pride in prosperity becomes misery in adversity.
A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her!
Generic Tagline
Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early.
"No good buys, just amenities."  Yar at the mall
They said they saw you with Michael Jackson....in bed.
Oxymoron: Wealthy Professor.
Accuracy: The vice of being right.
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Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Einstein
QUAKE: I'd rather be a hammer than a nail!
Bed her late than never.
Congratulations! The pressure will stop soon.
compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!!
I HATE it when that happens!
This is hopeless. Fighting would be preferable. - Worf
Some people push for a tofu-free work environment.
Hey Beavis...i'm pitchin' a tent..
That unit is a woman.
Hey, Fido! Look out for that truc#+<u% w{aoNO TERRIER
Clinton math: $30,000 = You're Rich!
COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out.
Variables won`t; constants aren`t; dummies can't.
God's a busy man. KIRK
Nature is a mother.
All I have to do is imagine, and I am in dreamland.
Any old kids on the block ?
Philanthropist, n. A rich (and usually bald) old gentlema
Don't hit me, I go back on topic, I swear!
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It's not a perfect world, but what's your excuse?
Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate
Play Muzak on elevators, rap on escalators, and I'll WALK
Coward: One who in thinks with his legs.
Oxymoron: Unique Uniform.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm. Brain going down. IMMEDIATEL
My other car is a Zamboni.
The Last Borg Scout - Starring Patrick Stewart as Locutus
Fatal Error! Windows broke.
"Toto! Don't go into the desert!"$f@#(%$^#$&@# NO TERRIER
I'm a tagline. When I grow up I wanna be a novel.
It's okay to call someone stupid; just don't prove it.
An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble!
Psychoceramics: the study of crackpots.
Dahlmer on cooking : Shish-K-Bob; Fruit Compote
I'd Rather Be Computing Than COMMUTING!
Panic: can't find rm --rf *
No it isn't... No it isn't... No it isn't... No it ...
Remember: if at first you don't succeed, IDDT!
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Real_men_don't_use_spaces.
Just nod if you can hear me.
Don't argue with he who uploades REPs by the megabyte.
BBSing is terminal.
P?
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
The sea hath bounds, but true deep desire hath none.
Elvis is ALIVE !!
Money: The root of all evil. Man needs roots.
Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm...
I bought a cordless phone extension cord - Steven Wright
The greatest productive force is selfishness!
Stop Continental Drift!
"Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
???.???.???.???.???.? Tagline bees! Quick Mom, the Raid!
Don't worry. Be happy.
Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
Don't worry, nothing will happen till the music stops.
Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt
Gay community in Calgary selling Fruit Cakes to promote g
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Snow?! You can have it! I want SUNSHINE! Lot's of it!!
English word for Sushi? BAIT
WARNING: The Surgeon General has determined that EVERYTHI
In search of the perfect tagline.
If at first you don't succeed, try cash !
CGA is the pallete from hell
And I'll try not to sing out of key...
"Bother", said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
The best way to accelerate Windows is at escape velocity.
Rush said concern for women is a setback to America.
And get the machine that goes PING!!
She criticized my house so I knocked her flat.
Thank you for not mooning your checkout girl.
Oxymoron: Alone together.
Is that a tick on her face? - Crow on girl's mole
The world's net intellegence is constant, the population
Shakka, when the sewers backed up.
This is your brain...THIS is your brain on DOS!
Shhhh! LEGISLATURE AT WORK! DON'T WAKE THEM UP!
Football players do it in a huddle.
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Internet: diane.hicks@helix.eskimo.com
Never sleep with someone who is more Screwed up than you
Ladies with an attitude.
David Duke: Same old sheet.
Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours.
Far duller than a serpent's tooth to spend a quiet youth.
BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
I'm sensing large dripping globs of chocolate. * Troi
Remember "a waist is a terrible thing to mind"
Education will never become as expensive as ignorance
There are lies, damn lies, and environmentalists.
Please think when you drink....
I think I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Time: an illusion perpetrated by the makers of space.
NO, not that one! @*%^)!-+_\^ NO CARRIER
Pepsi Signs Lorena Bobbit as the New "SLICE" Spokesperson
It's not my fault, I didn't touch it!
Death is certain, life isn't.
Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable
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Preen goeth before a flap.
Time heals all wounds, but the belly button remains.
Hey, snorting quack is illegal. Put down that duck.
Snozzelberry? Who ever heard of a snozzelberry?
Anything that can go wro... #@^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
Anal retentive people don't give a shit.
Age 'n Treachery Overcome Youth 'n Skill.
I loved her butt I left her behind.
Unregistered Evaluation Copy
I can't eat another thing he said fully.
And when fate summons even the Tsar must obey.
Kiss me, I'm a Redneck
Jimmy Pearson for Kansas State Executioner!
Tailgater--one who makes ends meet.
Don't tell me what kind of day to have!!
If I can't have it all, I think I'll just cry a lot.
I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my...
Clinton of Borg...your paycheck will be assimilated!
Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives
Hi! I'm John Bobbitt for the Ginsu Knife Company's Ginsu
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Orcs get all the girls. Lt.Worf
Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take chances!
Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
All right! Another Earthquake.
Marxists do it with class.
Any requests? I'm HOT tonight! - Nero
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
Oxymoron: Strong President.
The good old days: Beer foamed and dishwater didn't.
A 3000 year old child proof cap? - Crow on mummy case
Don't confuse me with the truth...
Auctioneer, n. The man who proclaims with a hammer that h
Standards are wonderful. So many to choose from!
????????????????????? OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
"In your belly you hold the treaures few have ever seen." tagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtag
All true wisdom is found in taglines
Chocolate is a zit's best friend.
A low yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.
... SON! Quit that, you'll go blind. Dad, I am over here
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It's not just the whales. It's the water!
I've fallen and I need Stand Up.
An over the hill astronaut requests a slower capsule.
ACK-NAK-ACK-NAK. Modem in hay fever season?
Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min)
Hey, Odo, you got any more of that jello? Odo? Odo??
Seriousness is the very next step to being dull.
All That Glitters Has A Highly Reflective Coating On It!
Australia ... visit us soon ... where your dollar goes fu
A Macintosh a day keeps Apple Happy and Rich!
How can you add one to infinity?
Beam me up, Scotty, This planet has no beer!
He's got the brains of a house plant.
"....give me a second...I'm thinking!!!"
ST: Deep Space Nine...coming to a TV set near you!
TONIC.H20 found. BOTTLE.GIN found. SysOp found...LOADED!
The I, Robot Grooming/Bikini Waxing set - Dr. Forrester
I used to read books. Now I read .QWK packets.
Imagine a witty phrase here.
Beware of Geeks Bearing .GIF's...
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Beta bashing - a way of life for demented people
Minisculini - Tiny portions served in facy restaurants.
HELP, HELP The KOTEX is on fire! TAMP ON it!!
"Blessed be the Lord my strength." - Psalm 144:1a
We hired you to babysit,& you cooked and ate them BOTH?!?
For these prices, you can't expect real quotes.
Telecommunicators are special people.
Do I even WANT ancestors? Some found I wish I could lose.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Beans and FRANK.
Lorena Bobbitt really knows how to carve a turkey.
BABIES: Easy to make ... hard to deliver
Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
Tag line thievery..Comin' up next on Geraldo.
America was not discovered by Americans, shame on
The perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home.
ERROR: REALITY.SYS corrupt. Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
If a tree falls in a forest and it hits a mime...does any
If BBS doesn't answer, please leave message to the Sysop.
Taglines are JCTFxxxx.ZIP Avaliable on The DLS&M.
Anything free is worth what you paid for it.
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Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
Being normal isn't one of my strengths.
Genius has its limits, but stupidity has none.
Hell with Pascal and C. I am a QuickBasic Snob.
Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses.
Tell me how,. Dave.
Programmers do it bit by bit.
Paranoia: Believing this tagline is about you.
Liberal Rule #6 - Lie about the past, then try to repeat
To take a stand, one first must have legs to stand on.
In waking a tiger, use a long stick.
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame Moderator!
Chemists have nice reactions.
Old enough to know better, young enough not to care!
_ _ _ _ _ _ ////|||||||||||||| < domino effect at work.
IF STOOGE = CURLY THEN Nyuk("Nyuk Nyuk!")
We are always the same age inside.
Grammar Rule G: Last but not least, avoid cliches like th
Today I am feeling ept, ane and sipid.
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Listen to BOTH sides of their mouth!
Abdominos... sit-ups & pizza.
Virtue is easy for an ugly woman. Thereisnodarksideofthemoon.Thewholebloodything'sdark!
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead... resist us.
Bumper Sticker: GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FRE
Oxymoron: Somewhat Narrow Attitude.
America's Five Worst Words: Dan, I Don't Feel Well
Generic Tag Line #9
A species that enslaves other beings is hardly superior
A beer won't switch the TV channel.
Thicken up runny yogurt by stirring in a lump of lard
"Not tonight honey..I have a modem."
(C) 1992 All Lefts Reserved.
Sorry, Logan, I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
AC/DC is a sort-of sophisticated neanderthal stomp.
I wonder what Mr. Ed would do.
*FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery
Pain is necessary; misery is optional.
"Guys, that's really annoying!" -- Tom Servo
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How do you cure a woman of Nymphomania? Marry her!
Today is canceled due to lack of interest!
One who has a clear conscience has a foggy memory.
It's easier to do good than be good.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Farfrompoopin...German word for constipation.
Have you had your 50,000-lines-read checkup yet?
I'm donating my body to science fiction!
My other computer is even slower.
Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any surviva
* Next time Sears Siding calls you, type "ATA"
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at ESCAPE VELOCITY.
ERROR: RUM&COKE.DRK unexpected EOF... Operator Loaded
Two things I hate: People that can't count.
All rules have exceptions-except the ones that don
Beer can's empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzz....
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead.
Fault lies with systems not the technologies involved.
The only perfect science is hindsight.
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Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers have fewer calories.
Apple Festival, Murphysboro's Very Own, Sept. 12-15th
Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
Tell the boss I am busy Multi-Tasking.
Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name.
It's a P.C. Cake.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vot
Short cut... the longest distance between two points.
I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious.
I only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand
In a fight between you and the world, back the world.
Ah say look at me when ah'm talkin' to y'all boy..
Oxymoron: Silken Bonds.
Two scoops of raisins, my ASS! - Joel
As I was saying, I hate it when people don't finish their
If you see any misspelled words it HAS to be line noise.
Lorena, I said take a LITTLE off the top!
Reality-O-Meter: [\.......] Hmmph! Thought so.
Of all the things I lost, it's my mind I miss most!
If I make sense, can I change it for a dollar?
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I'mmmm too sexy for my taglines, too sexy for my....
Oxymoron: Preacher Politicians.
Friends Don't Let Friends Buy Modems
We asked for a few good men and look at what we got.
Frontal lobotomy? No, just a bottle in front of me
No, seriously, how much damage did I take?
I wonder why Pepsi dropped Michael from their advertising
Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all 30 megs....
Pee Wee Herman dies from a Stroke... News at 10
Two of perfect virtue: one dead, the other yet unborn.
Beautify America - Deport Congress!
Memory Manager: Something I need more than my computer.
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws would have inlaws.
!!!! CAUTION MURPHY FIELD !!!!
I can help; my fees are reasonable.
Hello, sailor!
Human Intelligence. The greatest oxymoron ever!
If at first you don't succeed, give up.
Dead Deer in Road: Food for weeks.
Sentences are essential elements for writers.
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A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
Progress results from unpopular positions.
Congress--just a few conservatives away from working!
Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.
A man is as young as the women he feels!
Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
Please hold, a representative will annoy you shortly.
Alpha testing - CTRL-ALT-DEL, a way of life.
I'm incredibly jealous, but still glad for you.
Everyone in college always said Lorena was a cut above.
Some people are like a Don Quayle without the intellect.
Cats: Pit Bull junk food.
As cement poured on novelist's grave, the plot thickened.
The pale deaths that men miscall their lives
Does killing time harm eternity?
ALL sysops are scum.
Tagword.
This tagline has been taxed by a liberal Democrat.
Sisko/Kira in '96
For sincere personal advice, page your SysOp at 3 A.M.
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Bear Whiz Beer : It's in the water thats why is's yellow!
Keyboard bad or missing. Press F1 to continue
Corazon says: If the Shoe Fits, Eat it.
If payment has been recently mailed, please disregard thi
as easy to spot as a kangaroo in a dinner jacket.<R Chand
I want to live with a synonym girl.
"Damn it Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh
To much thinking only leads to delay!
Is "Sue" a noun or a verb?
Rene now had 39.5 minutes to live - Crow
"I am the plot-twist in the 2nd reel!" - DarkWing Duck
Dammit Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor!
Pets are not just for Christmas, but for a LIFETIME!!!!
If you can't learn to do it well, enjoy doing it badly.
Friar Tuck's been fingered - Mike on crossbow
If I don't enforce it, who will know good from evil?
So much less reputable, so much more fraught
Conceit is a pain killer for stupidity.....

The stick shift of computing.

No, no, Nurse! I said clean off his SPECTACLES!?
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If it ain't broken yet, please let me have a shot at it.
Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
Charlie Don't Surf.
Remember the immortal Socrates..."I drank what?"
BOING! ASCII stupid question; get a stupid ANSI.
Fear of crowded holiday shopping: Santa Claustrophobia
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose.
People are more than fun than anybody.
Never say no.
This bowling ball is not human; it can't be reasoned with
"Bother", said Pooh, as racked up another frag.
Oxymoron: Straight curve.
Commander Keen ? With a pogo stick he jumped into history
Do it with style
Make like, the dew and evaporate.
Prejudice is the reason of fools. Voltaire.
The moon isn't waxing, it's dusting and vacuuming rugs.
Bigfoot Goes High Society
Sex, Tawny K., hot.  Captain Coverdale
REVO EMAG...what happens when you really screw up!
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Isn't this the OFF-TOPIC conference?
And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo
Forgive your enemies but never forget their faces
CP .... ? Math Problems? Call 1-800- 10x(24+13)-(64-16)/
nized society is reared. When he wriggles he mistakes th
It's a probable twelve to seven...
Glory is fleeting, obscurity is forever.
I figure that my psychic should know when to call me.
He's all crown - no filling.
Depart in pieces.... i.e., Split.
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
Dolly Parton's Biggest Hits
Vomiting ? Unplanned examination of recent food choices.
Honest, Officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got
Happiness is Earth in your rear view mirror.
In the computer world, every little bit helps.
"Transporter chief Holman, beam the landing party to the
Be sure to specify 78rpm, 4 track, or Edison Cylinder on
Though I never left, I'm back. :-)
Polish invention : Airplanes that don't fly so they don't
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VMS is a text adventure. If you win you get to use UNIX.
The embrace of love held too tightly can destroy.
The great thing about an Isusu is that it dosn't stick in
A good dog barks when told.
If I didn't know now what I didn't know then
(BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:>Session complete. Assimilate another
h=6.626196 E-34 joule sec--it's the law.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. <Einstein>
Ashes to ashes,dust to dust, If it wasn't for GM,our tool
GUN CONTROL......the ability to hit what you aim at
"She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight..."
Hozone; Where 1 sock in every load disappears to!
We have never taxed ourselves into prosperity - Rush Limb
This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 32 days.
Recent studies show that recent studies are meaningless.
Stulti timent fortunam sapientes ferunit.
"Assimilate my shorts." -- Borg Simpson.
Or is it all just a fragment of your partition?
CHRYSLER: Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Have stock? Will broker.
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Steal this Tag Line.
SEGA and Nintendo are combining, they call it Windows
I don't wanna work,I wanna bang on the drum all day.
A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy
Oxymoron: Uninhibited Muslim Woman.
F is for the flower that is second to none! - Tom sings
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about othe
My God .... it's full of stars!
IBM = Insultingly Boring Merchandisers
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue
State Dept. of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Section.
Don't Look Back. Something might be gaining on you.
OVERDRAWN? What the hell?, I still have checks left!
Don't blame me, I voted for Bush.
ultiply by 2, add 3, and change the unit of measure to th
Have YOU balanced your checkbook today?
Raptor ? The ultimate game of Skill and Survival.
State Of The Art is technospeak for unproven.
Duke Nukem 3D ? Why don't YOU try saving the world someti
Life is so uncertain, eat dessert first
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CASH ONLY! We Know Your Kind!
Gonna change my evil ways... One of these days...
Make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here
Duck Billed Platypus: Proof God has a sense of humor
"Play Ball": Last 2 words of the National Anthem.
"I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night"
We're having an adventure, just like the Goonies!!!
California: Our state flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
And now we return you to your (ir)regular conference.
Valuable things are not cheap.
"Only Tom Servo can make Tom Servo look like a buffoon!"
Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s.
Coming Soon: Dvorak's Guide to Offline Readers
Gravity always wins.
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
Tap here >>>>>>>>>> ???? <<<<<<<<<< with HAMMER for a new
That was Zen, this is Tao.
If the limit was 250, there'd be no speeders...
Rush's friends employees need "Save the children" chariti
I want everything; do you have it??
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I dreamed I was a muffler....I awoke feeling exhausted.
Tact is the intelligence of the heart.
FIILE_ID.DIZ only has one 'I' - David Terry, 1994.
Underpaid, endless taxes, overwork:= Self-employment!
Home SCUD demo: Blow up a balloon and let it go...
TV Guide : the liberal's definition of serious reading.
The more I learn, the more I have to learn.
I'm not dead; I'm "metabolically challenged."
Keep yr eye upon the doughnut,&not upon the hole
Bad command. Bad, bad command. Sit! Staaay....
A person in a passion rides a mad horse.
I know so little, but I know it fluently...
The sun is never the worse for shining on a dunghill.
Thongs [n], What Thinatra things.
I'll take `Famous Taglines' for 1000, Alex.
We Need Your Quotes! Lets see the toteboard, Captain...
Murder By Implication - Mike on offscreen murder
Share And Enjoy - or Go Stick Your Head In A Pig
Education will never become as expensive as ignorance
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Do a good deedBlow up a smurf!!!
ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard
Aural Sex -- Produces eargasms??
Gardian Knot: A tangled garden hose.
Bozego Narodzenie -Polish Christmas
Save The Next Generation -- End Abortion today!
Prejudice is the reason of fools. Voltaire.
Farfignewton: German for "ergonomic cookie."
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
Tom Gibbs ph.319/556-4230
Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing!
One of the hardest secrets for a man to keep is his opini
Practice random acts of kindness & senseless beauty.
Any time, any place, our snipers can drop you. Have a ni
So young, so bad, so what! -- Wendy O. Williams
Take your levity whenever and wherever you can find it.
Pink Floyd of Borg: We don't need no assimilation!
Cats like Windows, it seems to attract Mice...
Alimony? ...sounds kinda like "all yer money"
Blessed be The Goddess and The God.
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Our pond has ducks. Really anti-social ducks.
Every person you meet knows something you don't. Learn.
OFFLINE 1.50 "I ran Stacker on my monitor and now it's 2
Macintosh - The Barney of computers.
Illustrate your Sermons! Wear "far side" ties.
TagLine Serial No.23459 - (C) 1992, All rights reserved
It takes a PhD to RTFM GSZ
Squeak I tell you, Squeak!
Warning - The 'esc' key doesn't work in Leavenworth...
The opinions here are strictly my own (or those of my mac
** Insert Obligatory Cute Tagline Here **
Frog philosophy: Time's fun when you're having flies!
FATAL ERROR using Mouse: Please bury/replace.
He who dies with the most software WINS!
Too many pray for peace with their fists clenched.
Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun
No officer with false teeth shall attempt oral sex in zer
SYSOP stands for: Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures
Annual shots will protect FIDO from Disease !
"That's no tagline! It's Odo!"
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Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX!
lemen.
Every time I have answers, someone changes questions.
I keep putting off procrastination & get nowhere
.BBSing is a terminal disease and I have the ansi strain.
Adam asked "What's a Headache?"
And when fate summons even the Tsar must obey.
So I'm an idiot sometimes. Keeps people on their toes.
If something has to go down on me, why does it have to be
Confucius Say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
DEFINITION: Memory Map - A sheet of paper showing locatio
Albania??! Where the.....you mean Albany don't you?
Unevaluated registered copy
All computers wait at the same speed.
Make like, a hairstyle and part.
Leakproof seals... do.
Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.
We are always the same age inside.
PabMail: Just another stupid TURBO BASIC XL Program!
"I stole the pic-a-nic basket, Boo-Boo," Yogi barely admi
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Dragons: Cuddly Flamethrowers.
Was That Your Wife I Saw In That GIF?
A deluge of words and drop of sense.
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
A waist is a terrible thing to watch!
A DesiLu Production
Some farewells are easier than others.
Landru! Guide us!
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Greetings from beautiful downtown Workmans Corners
It isn't a dance, it's a fertility rite with lyrics.
Packets 'n' readers 'n' doors, oh my!
The older you get, the less stupid your parents become.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your s!
Ignoring Aggression, breeds Aggression.
A Borg Dalek: We obey.
Mary had a little lamb, support Planned Parenthood.
The check's in the e-mail.
EZ 2.0: 5 years in the waiting, um, making.
Egotist: more interested in himself than in me.
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I AM NOT CONCEITED! I JUST HATE MORTALS.
"Mr. Worf, fire at will. <Bzzzt> "Oh, jeez where'd Rik
IBM = Impenetrable Brain Matter
If you didn't know what it was, you wouldn't have called.
Go ahead, Moderate my day.
New Book: Roger Clinton: My Career Without My Brother Bil
Megahertz--when something is really painful.
Pain Farr: Vulcan Sex, but doing it wrong!
Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting.
This unit ... must ... survive.
Camaro: $15,500, and $17,000 if you trade in your Yugo.
"Good morning" is an opinion, not a greeting.
Never mind the dog, beware of the owner & fecal deposits.
?BABY ON BOARD? -just means five more points
Located next to the Michael Jackson Child Care Center
Save our planet, leave something of value behind.
The next tagline is recommended for mature readers only.
If there is no GOD, who pops up the next kleenex?
If at first you don't succeed, cry.
I'm not worthless! I can always serve as a bad example!
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Apogee ? This much fun could be illegal!
"Oh could I fly, I'd fly with thee ..."
This tagline is Serial # 2377/AFR-1104.991
The Sleeper Has Awakened.
Don't look Ethyl... It was too late.
The Universe is queer.
Success is like a fart - you can only stand your own.
He's got a watch with a minute hand, eon hand, and a mill
My cat's eyes look kinda glassy. I think he ate it.
Oxymoron: Wickedly Nice.
Merry Christmas from Philip and April Brown
Because nothing else comes close.
Vincent Price 1911-1993 He will be missed.
Have You Seen Quasimoto - I Have A Hunch He's Back
A husband is the medicine for the ills of girlhood.
The worst thing about political jokes is, they get electe
Cogito, ergo Hormel - I think, therefore I Spam.
I dropped my toothpaste, said Jeff, Crestfallen
Survival tip: Never MOON a werewolf.
-=- LeAvE mE a MeSsY bAcK -=- FROM : Tony - Heerlen - Ho
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The older the cat, the longer the claws!??
Do you know the way to San Jose?
I'm in shape ... decapolyhedron that is.
Old lawyers never die, they just rest their cases.
This is a test. Please ignore -- oops, too late ;').
Let art alone. She's got enough guys sleeping with her.
Don't worry, I'm go?ng t? b?ckup t?d??!&%#~%
"I am Buffy of Borg. Prepare to be, like, TOTALLY assimilated.
Please Hold...
Official Blue Wave Betazoid (oh, Deanna...?)
"Mommy, mommy! What's Frankenstein?" "ROOOOWWWWWWRRRRRRRR
Money: A mint makes it first and we try to make it last.
Stupidity is not a handicap. You have to park elsewhere.
My interest is in the future, the present is passed ...
An ounce of emotion equals a ton of facts.
Mother, they're still not sure it IS a baby!
"Synthetic scotch, synthetic Commanders..." -- Scotty
Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells.
Apogee ? Redefining the PC gaming standard
Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers!
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Idiot Box - The part of the envelope that tells where the
Watergate '74, Whitewatergate '94. Clinton & Nixon: perfe
Ciao! Bill
No man is useless... he can always serve as a bad example
Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.
The miracle of Windows 3.1: Turns a 486 into an XT.
Some bosses call passing the buck delegating authority.
I shot the Sysop, but I did not shoot the Moderator.
Protected Mode Xpress! It's hot!
Guns don't kill people, Postal Workers do.
Draw this Peanut, become a senator.
Science fiction warps your mind. Engage warp factor 10.
President Clinton and Bill.
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline. -Dr. McCoy
A new standard in obfuscation, ambiguity, & equivocation.
Apogee ? The height of gaming excitement!
Stulti timent fortunam sapientes ferunit.
Conservative (n): Liberal who has been mugged.
G.I. Series....... Ball game between soldiers.
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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A mind is a terrible thing to taste
He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.
Oxymoron: Prepost.
Snow?! You can have it! I want SUNSHINE! Lot's of it!!
I had my head examined. They didn't find *anything*!
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open...
ADVENTURE: The land between entertainment and panic.
Drag me, drop me, treat me like an object.
"Three cheers for Captain Spaulding"
Vegetables stink too, sometimes
If Reagan is the answer, it must have been a very silly q
My Universe - I hate party bashers......
On a headstone: "I told you I was sick!"
Noble deeds that are concealed are most esteemed.
"Don't worry, be happy, Dawson?" - Bobby McFerrin *
I luvs ya, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.
No Windows, no cry
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
*-~ <-- Tribble after sex.
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I'll have a Dick Ruben, hold the sour kraut - Crow
The Disruptor as been purposly sabotize to conceal a tran
If I were into denial, I'd never admit it.
SYS9969: Unable to perform good legislation. Delete liber
Hack? I like to call it appropriate.....
"I'll excise the bunion," Tom said callously.
Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
Even hairless heiresses are always beautiful.
At 19, everything is possible; tomorrow looks frie
Our way is peace.
If it's not on fire, it's a software problem.
The most useless computer tasks are the most fun to do
DTMB!
New UNIX/TS manuals available in 2F--101.
"Daddy, What's That Pretty Red Button For??"
Dr. Beckett stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and
Did you hear about the Gay Mailman looking for a malebox?
Daddy, what does "FORMATTING DRIVE C:" mean?
Try this. I haven't tested it, but I think it will work.
Every purchase has its price.
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Some minds NEED to be altered.
Every tool is a weapon, if you hold it right.
"Data does it in serial..." --Tasha Yar
A simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
Don't read everything you believe.
Happiness: FREE d/l's from CIS... not in MY lifetime.
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it
Warp 5, Mr. Sulu. No, more clutch!
fflush and then wwash your hands.
The time for action is past!
-=? Scott me up Beamie !!! ?=-
If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close!
Et in Arcadia ego.
This Lonely Tagline Seeking A Mate
Help! My new TWIT filter won't let me log back on!
"Vini, Vidi, Velcro" -- I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Paddling up the mighty Mystic without a paddle card.
I'm tired of thinking up new taglines
Silence cannot be misquoted.
DON'T throw away your 2? words. I collect them!
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Do Quarter Horses have only one leg?
Know what I like about Windows? Not a damn thing.
Nitrate........... Different than the day rate.
Conan, look out for the quicksan?9? NO WARRIOR
Do you know what floccinaucinihilipilification means?
Cogito Ergo Zoom: I think, therefore I drive fast.
Support your local Police Depart.!! Bribe a cop.
The Universe was dictated but never signed.
Do you wear suspenders in addition to a belt?
Oxymoron: Simple Technology.
I'm flexible, just don't change anything!!
There are no winners in life; only survivors.
This tagline protected by TNT Anti-Theft Devices.
These cookies don't taste anything like girl scouts!
Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
Remember, only left-handed people are in their right mind
Bigfoot Boogies On Down
Oh, pooh! -- Mrs. Neilsen, HI HONEY, I'M HOME
I was changed into a tadpole. I knew about metamorphosis
And here's another clue for you all: The walrus was Paul
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Drive Offensively! - American AutoDuel Association
"The sublime and the ridiculous are closely related." --
if( pot.coffee == EMPTY ) { programmer->brain = OFF };
Fear not, for I have given you authority
CAUTION! The mass of this product is 85 megatons energy e
The majority is never right
Inside the Barney suit - God's sentence to John Hammond f
Brunette's nightmare: The blonde lead the blonde.
Couldn't find a Life on sale, guess I'll keep doing this!
And now, a brief pause while everyone says, "Who cares?"
Apogee ? To boldly do what no games have done before
Clinton Borg  Inhaling is irrelevant.
Nothing is foolproof. The fools are too ingenious...
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
Happiness is Earth in your rear view mirror.
Use your own tagline, this one belongs to someone else.
If it can't be fixed, Just ask Scotty!
Contraceptives: to be used on all conceivable occasions.
Objects may be closer than they appear.
Stop me before I post again!
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Lurk quietly, and carry a big on/off switch.
My personal favorite is Spring Surprise.
Computer Engineers do it bit by bit.
Shamed be he who thinks evil of it.
The official Canadian DOS prompt..........EH:\>
Confucius say, He who stick head in oven gets baked bean.
We can save the seals if we all club together.
Dahlmer on cooking : Sauerkraut & His Sausage; Ham and Be
Fasten your seatbelt...I wanna try something...
I hate sex on TV. I keep falling off.
Tree Hugger's Nightmare: Mt. Graham Red Squirrel Stew ...
Seems pretty obvious once I know the answer!
Shareware it only works if you pay.
No,Scotty.I said "Beam me ABOARD". Not "A BROAD"
I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM.
See William Shatner and Avery Brooks on Deep Space 911!
I'll take `Famous Taglines' for 1000, Alex.
Transvestites enjoy mixed company....alone!
And I've got 4,567 archived messages to prove it.
Brain: [...../] Moderator Brain: [\.....] Any questions?
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?? ??sw?? ?? ????, ?? ?v??s?, ??d ?v?????g ?s 42+
Sysoping makes you fat.
Children: unreasonable facsimilies
Todd...
AHA!! Caught you stealing taglines again! :)
VOTE THE DEMOCRATS OUT NOW!! BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!
jects.
e. ... Murphy's agnostic law: If anything can go wrong, i
Fibonacci Numbers: The mathematical explanation of life.
Each traveler to a tyranny sees what his own ethics permi
She said "Have a nice day", but I had other plans.....
General stupidity error reading drive C
I suppose I shall have to go to execution.
It just won't break, chip, or split.
He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
I even reformatted it, but I still can't read my file?!
Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
How am I ever going to decide? - Tom on freezers
Today I am feeling ept, ane and sipid.
If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.
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There's a seeker born every minute.
Born to be cuddled.
It was not my intention to amuse you. Spock STV
Before you start anything, make sure you can finis
called the listener.
MORE POWER PLEASE!!!
if you want someone to keep a secret, keep it yourself.
To register this tagline, send $29 to ....
Get a ROBONAP: Will sleep for you while you're online.
The mouse with a single hole is quickly caught by the cat
Look at the bright side...Then you'll be blinded too.
Everybody should believe: I believe I'll have a drink.
"Transporter chief Holman, beam the landing party to the
Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, Beautiful plumage!
Frag, frag, frag, 'til her daddy takes the shotgun away!
Don't forget the Quid Pro Quo !!!!!
ENERGIZE, said Picard, and a pink bunny appeared
He who dies with the most tag lines WINS!
Dr. Kevorkian expects full payment before your visit.
Caution: PET XING
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The BBS that they invented autodial for.
This sentence is functioning as a tagline.
Got it straight now? Good.
I want Kirstie Alley for my Birthday!
The trouble with mornings is they happen when you're awak
A great idea needs landing gear, not just wings.
The Hard Disk Cafe! (618)-684-3990 HST/V32 24Hrs WC2.55
Today on Larry King: The President, and her husband...
Look, it's trying to think.
It's what you learn, after you know it all, that c
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
DEFINITION: Coding - An addictive drug.
Chiplinger - Debris left in the dip during a large party.
Betazoid modem: downloads the files it senses I want.
Fire In The Hole
The haves and have-nots come from the dos and do-nots.
Every day is the dawn of a new error.
I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep.
I just hate it when it does that !!
Tom T. Hall, add Roy Clark & a little Donna Fargo - Crow
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Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps.
"They're coming to take me away, HA-HAAAA!"
Suicidal blonde - one who dyed by her own hand!.*
Unregistered taglines subject to confiscation!
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers.
Talk is cheap since supply exceeds demand.
Vote Democrat ---- The country isn't screwed up enough ye
A rump of couch potatoes
Sarcasm is the sincerest form of insult!!
Baby stork, "Mama, where did I come from?"
Icarus was a soar loser.
BASIC LAW OF CONSTRUCTION: Cut it large and kick it into
To get a loan you must prove you don't need it.
Stop the world, I want to get off!
Ahhhh..for those longer tags with the register
As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
The picture of health requires a happy frame of mind.
Happiness is twin floppies.
Distance is a great promoter of adoration.
I plead temporary insanity. ;-)
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GEnie Address G.EHRICH
Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
Gary Trudeau for President!
I like to enter messages from the Asylum computer.
Procrastination--the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Astronomy: The anatomy and physiology of our universe.
Equality......when's it coming?
**FLASH** Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good. -Microsoft
It takes about 10 years to get used to how old you are.
Someday, all BBSes will be like this.
Call me back so I can hang up on you!
#define QUESTION {(2b || !2b)} -- Shakespeare
Golfers DO IT by the stroke.
I am sorry to be going with my luggage full.
He's dead Jim! Get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet.
Confucius say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up.
The male sheep was badly cut, Tom rambled.
Man, born of woman is of few days; full of trouble.
Silly Magician, Tricks are for Hookers
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I'm a comedian;anyone takes me seriously,somethings wrong
<--Heather Locklear Scratch & Sniff.
Computers run on faith, not electrons.
I'm a single-tasking, single-threaded guy.
It's 11:56 pm. Do you know where your modem is?
I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference
General Tagline Error ... grunge message (Y/N)?
I don't do Windows. -- Bill Gates' housekeeper.
Life is a tragedy for feelers and a comedy for thinkers.
Tolerance is the apex of any civilization.
But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer, Gie her a haggis.
A Woman is a two edged sword ... driven through yo
Oxymoron: Wonderfully Ambiguous.
Sound's like you want Vanna White with Whoopi Goldberg's
"It's Captain Joe." "He's sick of the thread, Jim."
I try to leave out the parts that people skip. -Elmore Le
If at 1st you don't succeed, call it Ver. 1
"So Mr. Jackson, what exactly WAS the inspiration for 'Be
Pogo Farr: Vulcan sex on a pogo stick
Is a proofreader a blooper snooper?
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The incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is.
Never look back. Something may be gaining on you.
Is good Data, Gordi's best friend?
Improvert: Stand-up comic.
Ah, my trombone. Let me show you how it works. ? Riker
Oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP!
Sure, you START with stealing only taglines, but then....
Sorry you have me mistaken for someone who cares!
OFFLINE 1.52 "Fish and guests smell in three days."
Be very, very frightened, Arthur Dent.
They must have looked like...a roast chicken!
The Big Bloodsucker Bites The Big One...
Helium: what doctors do.
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes straight to the bone.
Sleep faster. We need the pillows. ??Yiddish Proverb
It's such a fine line between clever and stupid * Tap
Coming soon to a calendar near you, Monday!
If you drink, dont park, accidents cause people.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead...resist us, punk!
Boldly going Forward because we still can't find Reverse!
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On Strike - Tagline Writers Local 278
Thanks, Jim. You're a lifesaver!
OBLIGATO -- being forced to practice the piano.
If God thought that nudity was okay, we would have been b
Illiterate? Write for free help.
Gravity: Not just a good idea. It's the law.
Lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm trying the best tha
Grammar, what big teeth you have.
Paper or plastic bags: Who cares, I'm "BI-SACKS-UAL!"
Does anybody really read these things?
Don't worry: the answer's at the back of the book.
Friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me your ears.
"Facts are stubborn things" - T. Smollett
I'm an Omegosh tester.
Spiritual Truth through Superior Mail Reading
A picture is worth a thousand words; a slide show is both
Talk is cheap because supply inevitably exceeds demand...
SYSTEM HALTED! User unable to locate coffee.....
I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure!
The best audience is intelligent, well educated, and mild
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Error reading FAT Table...Try Skinny one ? (Y/N)
"Danger, Crow T. Robot! Danger!"
Origin line - Do not remove under penalty of law
Can the world take TWO of us? ;-)
My reality check just bounced.
Kix are for trids.
Question Authority.
From The Church Of Logic, Sin And Love...
Practice safe government. Use kingdoms!
IBM = Intelligence Belittling Meaning
"Mystic Rhythms, capture my thoughts, carry them away." -
I suffer in the trap of love - Tom
MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
If love is blind, then lingerie makes great braile.
all is said and done, people keep saying and doing.
Is this as much fun as you can have with your clothes on?
R.I.P. SLMR 1990-1992
Hello, I must be leaving!
IF EXIST C:\WIN\*.* ECHO Stupid Idiot!!!
A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit.
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"My name is Bond, Frank Bond!" "and I'm Ursula Andrews!"
Make like, an alligator and drag ass.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only th
RIP... This tagline had now been ripped off.....
Confusius says a friend in need is a pain in the arse
I just got my AT&T bill. Buy stock!
Rimmer of Borg: You would be assimliated if you weren't a
Mafia DOS: "Thisa you lasta chance (y/n) ?
UNIX should be used as an adjective. - AT&T
The test: Behavior in times of controversy and challenge.
Has anyone seen my sanity?
B@ Something is VERY wrong here!
It's probably Probability....
"Sir, the everyonebutt is not responding."
Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....
Never draw fire - it irritates those around you.
Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, write.
Moscow in flames! Missles coming! Film at 11.
Being able to say NO is the root to reclaiming your life.
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To love another person is to see the face of God.
How many babies can a motherboard have?
. Generic All-Purpose Tagline .
A man is known by the company he avoids.
<stuff deleted> ...
"I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!"
Robots of the future speak out: SOMEONE IS WATCHING YOU!
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.
I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor*(&^)*98&^^...
Keen sense of humor: Knows lots of dirty jokes -work eval
Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on!
Quayle is Clinton's best hope for reelection.
Preconception: a lock on the door of wisdom
Life Facts..Death, Taxes, and "THEY" will Tax us to Death
????????? Ich bin ein Bytebrother ??????????
Every day is the dawn of a new error.
No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in Outer Space.
Thought I wouldn't notice you sneaking off, eh?
If bulls have horns, why do they MOO instead of honk?
"Oh goodness gracious, I'm dead!"
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Dahlmer on cooking : Moo Goo Guy-In-A-Pan; Biscuits and G
Make like, a new bride's panties and take off.
Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ?
Is that your GUS or a bowl of Rice Krispies?
Life's ok, but taglines are better.
*** The weather is here...wish you were great!
Make like, a Wonder Bread man and haul buns.
Sri Ramakrishna of Borg: There are many paths to assimila
tHE fIRST sTEP iS tO tAKE oFF tHE cAPS lOCK.
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
Motto of the LAPD: "We Treat You Like A King!"
Hind sight is always 20-20.
Menu: A list of meals the restaurant has just run out of
For Dessert? I'll take a piece of cherry 3.14159!
A fool and his money soon become a sysop!
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws would have inlaws.
Pepsi Signs Lorena Bobbitt as Spokesperson for Slice.
Never appeal to his better nature. He may not have one.
I have become Comfortably Numb --- Pink Floyd
Keyboard not responding! Press any key to contine
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Go bite the wall.
alright with you of course ...
Generic Brown Label Tagline
There is no conclusive scientific evidence that life is s
I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em.
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned." Co
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it - get a bigger ham
Warning! This tagline fails CRC check!
An expert has a great reason for guessing wrong.
Mr. Math says: "Don't drink and derive!"
People forget how fast you did a job, but remember how we
I bought some batteries today, but they weren't included.
Some bosses call passing the buck delegating authority.
Don't give me that kinkier-than-thou attitude!
A bonded penguin is a happy penguin.
I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand Am?
"Gullible" isn't in the dictionary. Go ahead, look it up!
Praise the lord and pass the ammunition!
See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline
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"Laws change... but justice is justice." -- Odo
New Antioch College slogan: "Just Say No and No and No an
A mother of quintuplets gave spouse a separate bedroom.
"Don't squat with spurs on!!!!"
I must have a rapier wit; everyone keeps parrying.
Opinions are like noses, almost everybody has one.
If you like this one, wait until you hear my next story.
Engineers are better by design.
Many would be cowards if they had enough courage.
MegaMail: The Mother of All Readers
Captain, I protest. I am NOT a merry man! - Worf
Gutta cavat lapidem non vi, sed saepe cadendo.
The first wealth is health.
Taglines!!!??? We don't need no stinking taglines!!
Wait a minute.. What's this? This sucks.
Catlady
Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works gre??~?
The giving hand ... receives
DEFINITION: FORTRAN- Formless Translations.
Modem Addiction Help line: Data only.
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If the cops throw a net over me, am I legally in seine?
Try and present a modicum of civilty...
How ya going to do it? IBM Blue it!
Promote rape,robbery & murder...join the ACLU.
Menu: A list of meals the restaurant has just run out of
Life's short, Drink hard
"Go 'head and steal my tagline... it flatters me."
... "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Charles" ... Zzzzzap!
If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA.
Humans: The species that should have never been...
Taking a QUANTUM LEAP into the past.
Tact: Describing others as they see themselves.
Camelot! .....It's only a model.
Then again, I could be completely wrong...
Wasting time is an important part of living.
Floppy not responding. Can you kiss it and make it well?
DIRECTIONS: For External Use Only...no inside jobs!
Penile Replacement Corporation presents...
Moderation could be needed, but not usually.
It is meaningless to speak of domesticating a chil
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Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.
That horse's got Air Jordans on! - Joel as horse jumps
I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS
"Pizza! Pizza! MY A$$!"
Wanna put a little ZIP in your ARC?
It sure is a damn ugly nothing - Geordi
One murder makes a villain, millions make a hero.
Make like, an atom and split.
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in
Cynic: Through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
Pardon me, do you have any grey poop on?
These are the things dreams are made of...
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or dr
Brain, like muscle, works better if regularly exercised.
Name for a topless bathing suit: "Two for the show?"
Forget RTFM - Call the author at home.
A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle
Allah does not count time spent fishing.
If you can't win fair, win foul.
International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves
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A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the s
Medical staff: Doctors cane
Money talks, but all mine says is goodbye.
Backups are for whimps!
A true friend is the best possession.
.aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,aN
The message you have just read is true. Would I lie to yo
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Jeffery Dahmer to Lorena Bobbit: You gonna eat that?
Here Fido, Fetch. Get the stick Fido. Stick, Dumb Fido!
Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was very surprised.
Hocus Pocus ? The cute little dragons are warriors of hel
Oregon cellars contain more water than Texas rivers.
It's always someone else's problem anyway ...
Show respect for age. Drink good scotch for a change.
Longest suicide note I ever read. -LOBO
Naval Air Facility - El Centro, Ca.
I'm not easily offended--please try harder.
Money burns a hole in my pocket...how about yours?
My opinions may have changed, but the fact that I am corr
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No condo, no MBA, no BMW, no 486, no clever tagline.
So much to learn, so little time.
Coffee - 2 sugars - cream - and aspirin.
? TagMan ? Intel Inside - no kidding, where else ya gonna
"Freedom ... is a worship word..." -- Cloud William
I've plummeted to my death and I can't get up!
Conventional wisdom, isn't.
Jeez, if you love Honkus...
Scott me up, Beamie!
Software Independent: Won't work w/ any software
He isn't chicken, but they're naming salads after him.
This mouse is loaded, who's the designated driver?
Wadda ya expect from a nice Jewish boy?
Dieting Made Easy - By Ann O'Rexic
Dilate............ To live long.
Good architecture takes on a life of its own.
Ram Disk ?? Ram it Where ? With what ? Will it work then
Another brilliant mind ruined by education.
A man's house is his hassle.
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
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Hello, World!- 17 Errors, 31 Warnings....
Computers are like greek gods. Lots of rules, very
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
Raptor ? When in doubt.....FIRE!!
Don't panic!!! It's supposed to do that... I hope
The BBS your mother warned you about.
Diplomat - What -not- to call Knuckles Lomat.
Sorry, I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!
There go my people. I must follow for I am their leader.
Confucious say: Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot w
Oxymoron: Liberal Scholar.
Liberalism is the "wasting disease" of society.
Warning! This tagline fails CRC check!
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone.
Santa found out the credit cards are all ready max'd.
Forensic Scientists always know who's been there!
I See Your Face Printed On My Money
And now, for something completely different.
If it jams -- force it. It needed replacing anyway.
Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at!
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Get down and Modem the night away!
Only a fool fights in a burning house..Kang, Day of the D
Don't walk through the screen door, you might strain your
The cure may be worse than the disease.
Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
Survival Tip #2: Never MOON a werewolf.
Never say no.
"How to Stay Poor and Enjoy it Less" By I.R.S.
Forewarned is forearmed... which is about half an octopus
DEFINITION: Address - Type of attire worn by some female
That's the Heimlich manuever, *not* the Heineken manuever
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
The NBA's best announcers double as a warm hearty meal.
They know enough who know how to learn.
There is not gravity. The earth sucks.
In ((STEREO)) where available.
Imagine the silence if everyone said only what they know.
Raptor ? More explosions per minute than any other game!
The moderator gave me clearance to talk about ANYTHING!
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Gay friends can be a real pain in the ass!
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Patience is a virtue that carries a lot of wait
The climactic library chase scene comes to a close -Tom
Defend the right to keep and arm bears!
Man who fishes in other mans well catches crabs(Confucius
Healed Head Bad, Bleeding Head Good!
I love it when assimilation comes together.--The Borg Tea
....... And at least one bug!
Heterosexuals only do not a Family make.
I'd like to get some sleep before I travel
From C:\*.* to shining C:\*.*
There it is! The Bridge of Death!
Oh, very clever Worf. Eat any good books lately?
Stove Top? I'm stayin'!
Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk?
Moderating in Moderation
Horn not working... watch for hand signals.
Smokey the Bear says: Strip mining prevents forest fires.
Truncated: What happened to the peanut at the zoo
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Netmail doesn't exist; the Sysop types all this in!
I'm not schizophrenic. It's this guy beside me!
The Kennedys' favorite sexual position: Defendant!
God is dead and Elvis is alive. What a country.
cum Robinum audivisserunt omnes tacerunt ut eum intellege
"Deborah is a nice girl."
Silence is evidence of superb language skills.
A mutated, superior man could also be a wonderful thing
And now we return you to your (ir)regular conference.
I used to write, but now I message.
He's DEAD, Jim! Go to Sick Bay and get the Maggot Master!
He's mostly dead, Jim. Get Miracle Max.
did you back up today, did you signal ? EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eat My Shorts
Compatible: Blows up a little later than Incompatible
Ahhhh..for those longer tags with the register
Oh, that's the BANJO PLAYER'S Porsche. -- Johnny Carson
But why do you exist...here?
This line intentionally left blank.
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Guy: You heard nothing? * Tom: Just bongos
The scenery only changes for the lead dog!
A rose by any other name . . .
Oxymoron: True DOS Multi-Tasking.
Applexy: Feeling when your computer doesn't deliver the i
Rude, crude, socially unacceptable...
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
Arrested Adolescence is a LOT of FUN!
Parking is such street sorrow. Herb Caen
To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.
Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!
Hankfrankin': Watching 'Monday Night Football.'
Perry Mason for Supreme Court Justice!
My teeth aren't the sharpest in the world. ? Ro
Nixon had Watergate, Clinton has Whitewater.
The Reader's Choice...Silver Xpress!
Everybody ought to have a mind.
Patriots '94!
A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle
The only difference between a rut and a grave is their di
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I must be a sex object. I say Sex? and she objects.
Okay, plan B: We'll hide you with Michael Jackson.
Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)
Click ... click ... click ... out of Taglines!
Morality is a private and costly luxury.
Confucius say, Never raise hands to children! It leave gr
Pound forehead on keyboard to continue.
Another Politically Correct Reply from Richard Berger.
Doctor, what are you and the Captain doing? ? Data
test test test and retest
He may not be smart, but he can lift heavy things!
I want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I am now
Time really flies when you don't know what you're doing.
Stupidity is not considered a handicap, park elsewhere.
Pascal: not Wirth a nickel.
But I DID read the manual...
File not found. Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N)
I used to be a musician but I wasn't noteworthy.
Beer - It's not just a breakfast food anymore
Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?
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Because Pikinu barked so, THAT'S why.
To be born rich is an accident; to die rich is a miracle.
On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers.
Petty crime is the scourge of business today.
PLASTIQUE activates Sep 20 - Dec 31
I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.
Mickey Mouse wears a Bill Clinton watch!
Claiming mental bankruptcy is always an easy option.
OFFLINE 1.50 "I woke above ground again today."
And the whisky hangs around your head - Tom sings
Calcium Anthropology: The study of milkmen.
Do I have a lifestyle yet?
Liberalism is futile. We are EIB. You will be assimilat
"I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
(%%%) Baseball smiley.
Serious tagline
Severe Error 102: Insufficient Coffee, Operator Halted.
also Crow T. Robot, Gypsy, Joel Robinson, TV's Frank, Dr.
If a tree fell on a florist, would he make a sound?
Men only learned to walk upright cause they put beer on t
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Oxymoron: Black-Body Radiation.
He who fart in church, sit in pew
Get OS/2: The WORST Windows tip i've heard!
Modems.....reach out and BYTE someone!
Soon to have my feet in the sand, and gators at my heels!
The "Any" key? See the one in the back marked "power"?
I hate Victor Hugo, said Les miserably.
Bachelor: Plays the field until the field comes in
MICROSWIFT DOS -- for extra slow computing 1-900-CRASHIT
And God said, "I'll buy a vowel."
Little boats should keep near the shore.
Let length(walk) > length(pier)
Children are curly, dimpled lunatics.
q#H) baseball catcher with hat on backwards
I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
User-supported tagline. To register send $49.95 to...
Some believe their life sentence is take up room and die.
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out
############### <- Scratch here to revel your prize.
Exactness is the Sublimity of fools. (Fontenelle)
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Transplanted from Wisconsin.
Snap, crackle, push, pop...
Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed.
" Every little BYTE helps "
Torquemada of Borg: NOBODY assimilates the Spanish Inquis
Reach out, reach out and flame someone!
Okay, okay....so I got it out of the newspaper..so what?
Panties: Not best thing, just close to it!
The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test".
Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Cap'n Crunch found dead...
Girls in Bikinis: Danger to motorists.
I CAUGHT YOU...reading for the tagline UP!
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
Drifting farther every day.
Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down
I'M NOT CRAZY! I'm just a little light headed, that's all
Super Turbo Edlin Deluxe for Win 3.1 w/OCR -- Here NOW!
A cult is any religion without political power.
Few of us can stand prosperity -- someone else's.
Can't see the bright side? Polish the dull side.
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By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut
If love is blind, then how does love at first sight work?
DESQview - No hourglass required!
It is the business of the future to be dangerous.
Friends don't let friends become moderators.
I wanna die with NOTHING left working!<grin>
Since we all move so slow, why is it called rush hour?
USA - at times is seems to be a subsidiary of Japan, Inc
California = Granola State: remove the fruit & nuts, you
"Those are your...hands?"
And all the Borg left was this Amiga...
All men are created equal... poor things...
IBM stands for "Inferior But Marketable"
Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign
Give me the necklace....No...The NECKLACE!!!!
Support National Motherhood Week -- Make one today!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hackitonthesideofthemonitor!
Anna one, anna two.. hit it boyz...
Avoid off-topic warnings - add the moderator to your twit
Live long and prosper... But don't let the IRS know.
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Mynocks...chewin' on the power cab#%#*(^@*!... NO CARRIER
Build something foolproof and every fool will use it.
An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
Waiter, there's a tapeworm in my ribcage. Dax
Go to a nude beach. Keep abreast of developments.
"I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control
Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
He's so stupid he could screw up a one-car funeral.
EchoMail: A Tagline distribution system
I'll have to think twice before I give it a second though
Bad Case #12: Nostalgia buff with amnesia.
Nonsense, no man I know can do it that way. ? O'Brien
The tuna doesn't taste the same without dolphin.
So Sioux me.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: BOB-B-Que.
Give 'em the hard sell, Frank! - Dr. Forrester
People who pun deserve to be drawn and quoted...
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...and then I woke up!
Life's contradictions tend to grow
Scott me up, Beamie!
Hips or lips: Let your conscience be your guide...
My appetite comes to me while eating. Michel de Montaigne
Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file
File not found. Make a wild stab at it (Y/N)?
Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisph
The best audience: Intelligent, well-educated, and drunk.
On finding a stone we see no dog; on seeing a dog we find
I'm sorry. Did you say something?
-=[ Truth Through Superior Firepower ]=-
Daddy why are you swearing? Have you f**ked up again?
My one-legged sister is a professional ice skater.
Click ... click ... click ... out of Taglines!
CAUTION! Blown Brain At Work!
I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant..<HACK>.
A wise man rules by the stars, a Fool is ruled by them
Common sense ain't so common
#include <std_disclaimer.h>
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Oh goody! Another Muranium P36 Explosive Space Modulator!
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)*]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
Nah nah nah SHE'S GOT THE LOOK!
Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: see Bigamy.
Don't Believe The Hype...It's A Sequel
Any fool can tell the truth, it takes sense to lie
Beer:it ain't just for breakfast anymore...
I always watch my speling;sintax, grammer & pointu
Glittering generalities! They are blazing ubiquities.
The sound of many hands clapping. Ol?!
I left a trail of crumbs. I'm being followed by six rats.
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
Pick-em!
Flying saucers are real. The Air Force doesn't exist.
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del for an online IQ test.
Losing your drivers' license is God saying "Walk!"
My photographic memory just ran out of toner.
Speak of braggarts: talking of those lacking something.
Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
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BorgBurgers - We do it our way; your way is irrelevant.
I pulled the finger...and she sank...
my modem has voice recognition. Whenever i say "Hang Up??
I love it when she puts Nair on - Tom as girl rubs leg
Humanity is a parisite
The mind is a terrible thing to taste (Ministry)
S met ing's hap ening t my k ybo rd . .
"Hello...Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold?"
Nobody ever bets enough on the winning horse.
Now THAT'S Italian!
Michael:"I luv u, u luv me, it doesn't matter ur only 3."
Error #1511: Brain Offline
Stealth Condoms - She'll never know you're coming
"I WANT IT FREE AND I WANT IT YESTERDAY."
Spelling checkers at maximum! Fire!
Moderator unemployment is the largest single cause of sel
Dr. Lester - that's my pants that you're wearing! - Kirk
QUAKE: ?eta than all the rest!
Hey Trish, "How `bout them COWBOYS!!!"
lok ma, i'm hoked on phoniks!
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I know the answer, as long as you ask the right question.
Optimist: A YUGO owner with a trailer hitch!
DCE seeks DTE for mutual exchange of data.
A Borg Dalek: We obey.
Autumnmatt: A lawn covered with leaves.
"I am SERVO-TRON! DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!"
Any given program, once working, is obsolete!
Modesty died when false modesty was born.
To discover proper respect for authority, twit your sysop
Liberalism, the choice of mindless multitudes
Creative Hamilton death #21: Citric Acid Enema
To take a stand, one must have legs to stand on.
? RNet 1.08I:2121 The Invention Factory, 44 Smartnet node
Connection Attempt #172 ..<ring>...CONNECT 300.... <CLICK
Okay, quit _leading_ me on...
Explode into pieces, you source code -- Asreil, programme
<Inster Your Own Windows Joke Here>
acetone (v.) - activity performed in exercise classes.
Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Borgasm: The ecstasy of being assimilated.
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Cellostatic - Property of cracker wrappers that causes th
Save our virgin forests -- buy a tree a chastity belt.
My favorite dinosaur? Lickalottapus of course.
"Nuke 'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!"
Bite but keep your backs against the wall.
Marriage, is a lifelong venture, approached with caution.
Thank you for reading this message!
Don't humans just drive you nuts?
Second Star on the Right and on 'til Morning!!
I voted for Bill Clinton!
Behavior is a mirror in which everyone displays his image
Captain, this board seems highly illogical.
There are drugs named after us.
Standards? What standards? Whose standards?
For now.......Let's Party!!
At what point in the dairy process is the Milk Dud made
I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me.
My computer has cables... So why can't I get HBO?
He's not a dog! He's a Canine-American!
* DO NOT EAT *
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Renegade Tagline!! We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!! RE
Though I never left, I'm back. :-)
He Who Made kittens - Put Snakes In The Grass !!
Beat me! Whip me! Make me use Kermit.
He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company.
Test. Test. T E S T !!! Is this thing on????
Remember to PILLAGE before you BURN!
If BBS doesn't answer, please leave message to the Sysop.
To refuse to decide is a decision.
Running Windows is better than washing them.
Never believe anything until it's been officially denied.
A beer won't switch the TV channel.
If I annoyed you, please format my hard disk!
Lunatic Fringe..........We all know you're out there - Re
A moderator's work is never dung.
ROBOWRITER: Writes your messages for you!
My boss made it the hard way. He was nice to his father.
Baptism: A kind of damp bar mitzvah.
DIDN'T INHALE? Can't he do ANYTHING right?
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The BBS of the Stars!"
"The warp drive...she cann'a take it!"...Scotty
WARNING! Evolution may be hazardous to your Ego.
" Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me."
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail
I'd love to, but I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
It's not often I'm right, but I'm wrong this time.
Dinosaur: An animal popular with children because they ca
DOOM: Who lives by the sword gets shot by who doesn't.
I am not a tagline.
*REAL* men don't set for "stun"...
Congenital........ Friendly.
Robert Parson: Member, National Association For Tagline A
Run away!
Ground Beef -- A cow with no legs.
Getting up early is hazardous to your health
MegaMail: The Mother of All Readers
All general statements are false.
My brain's in gear, neutral's a gear ain't it?
History isn't over with yet, but it soon will be.
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"Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs!
Despite the cost of living, it remains popular. ___ Blue
Flattery is counterfeit money, circulated by vanity.
"Off with her head!" shouted the Queen.
OFFLINE 1.50 "Text mode forever!? Oh, please! Oh pleas
Disk crashes! I hate when that happens...
Long Island R.R.: Where's Bernie Goetz when you need him?
God is Pro-Life.
I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
A fertile mind requires a lot of dirt.
Number of Vulcans to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.000000.
Either he is dead, or my watch has stopped.
It's not a mistake, it's an experiment.
I am Lwaxana Troi of Borg, you will be assimil oohhh a ma
Monty Pythagoras: The Ministry of Silly Geometry.
Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!
If it broke, it needed replacing anyways...
I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm t
Straw, Watson Straw! I Can't Make Bricks without Straw!
She is descended from a line that her mother listened to.
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Burn a flag for freedom
All rules have exceptions-except the ones that don
If it looks like a fly & tastes like a fly --
Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!!
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
The MOG-UR'S EMS * L.A., CA * 818-366-1238/8929 ?
Dating is like Geometry: If you've got the curves, I've g
Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy. (Confucius)
A noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating
FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind.
Never leave anything to chance; Make sure all your crimes
Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found a pile of t
ore SOB than you counted on
Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
Do not install prior to installation.
"I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All"
ATF motto: "Let God sort out the innocent!"
"Now somewhere in the black mountain hills....."
I'm tired of thinking up new taglines
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Amateur Explorer - busy getting lost & found
My opinion.. worth the paper it's written on!
Everything is simple, they're what's screwed up!
The only road to success is always under construction.
If this were an actual tagline, it could be funny.
Anybody can be born right-handed. Only the best of us ove
MS WINDOWS: Something the mouse dragged in.
There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulde
"OH NO, NOT MEGAWEAPON!"
All this beer and only one mouth.
Fakir - Mann som kan beg? selvmord og overleve
Blake Stone ? The next best thing to being there.
I got a kick for a dog beggin' for love.
Santa is sending an elf down Lorena Bobbitt's chimney.
Circular logic will only get you dizzy.
"The only thing I enjoy is tormenting you." - Odo (to Qua
Oxymoron: Upside-down Logic.
Politics: Poli=Many, Tics=Blood sucking parasites.
Get off your ASCII.
If anyone approaches with intent of doing you good, run.
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OFFLINE 1.50 "FORMAT DRIVE C:? [ ] Yes [ ] Sure [x]
Remember, if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
"I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!"
if anything can go wrong...NO CARIER
Place written complaint and proof here====>[]
Charter Member of Journalists for Accuracy.
Robots of the future speak out: FREEDOM! FREEDOM! WE WILL
Vegetarians eat vegetables;I'm a humanitarian
Watson! Come here! I need you!
Perry Mason and the Case of the Abominable Bigfoot
This tagline exudes warmth and charm.
Sybil was a multi user.
Anything that can go wr ... #@^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages
Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder?
Marijuana, nature's way of saying "Hi!"
Friends Don't Let Friends Use Windows
Use NABOB-The Preparation H of Archivers!
Sarcasm: barbed ire.
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"Michael Jackson and Boston duet: More Than a Feeling!"
I'm not Canadian, although I tend to like their bacon.
I didn't write that! It sounds more like Shakespea
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head
This tagline is made just for Jesse Irvin
Qute programers use Qedit.
Any change looks terrible at first. Later on, it looks e
EZ come ... EZ go SLMR come... He stay!
Delivered by Electronic Sleddogs.....Woof!
Dinner: Dead animals and some stuff out of the ground.
An elephant is a mouse built to Mil-spec.
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers?
But honey, I wouldn't be up as late on a faster modem....
Taglines: Things that make you go "Hmmmmm"
War is good business - invest your sons.
I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.....
Saved? What for, a rainy day?
Reality has been cancelled due to lack of interest.
Clones are people two.
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MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
Hey, where do I get my Tourist shooting license ?
How do you spell excellent 3D action game?........D-O-O-M
On this BBS, we recycle all of our bytes, bit by bit.
Some farewells are easier than others.
All my old roots are underground.
Do Not Remove This Tag (Under Penalty of Law)
Power corrupts, but we still need electricity.
"If you have ghosts, then you have everything"
Anyone want a burger? It has cheese on both sides!
They just won't let you be
Avoid that run down feeling. Stay on the sidewalk.
Age is only a matter of years??
Mars needs Women -- No experience required!!!
Evolution: Life's a niche and then you die.
Real Tagline Power Users Abuse JH!
OFFLINE 1.40 * Recycle! For us... and them...
In search of the perfect tagline.
Tony attacks with a Longsword +1, +5 vs. Moderators.
Do unto others as they should do unto you but won't.
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I didn't mean to blow up the Academy building!  Wesley
Married, Who me? I can't mate in captivity!
This tagline is the property of the Oaks Correctional Fac
'Read my lips, no nude Texan's'. What George really said.
How many times this week have you written '93 on a check?
Tyrants like an unarmed populous.
A reasonable man accomplishes nothing.
C:\WINDOWS; C:\WINDOWS\RUN; C:\WINDOWS\CRASH; DEL WIN\*.*
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
This sentence is a !!! premature punctuator
"For there is no sea, with out the dolphin" -- Oppian
Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggy until you can f
Bad or Missing Tagline File
God Jul och Gott Nytt aar -Swedish Christmas (aa is a wit
<==Hey, dude, It's Registered! I'M legal. Are you?
I was a tall person before I used PKZIP...!
Bush Borg  The economy is irrelevant.
Buttblotting Fluid - The blue stuff on diaper commercials
Isn't "shrimp on Barbie" a little kinky?
I'd love to, but I'm converting my calendar watch from Ju
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"Live long and prosper......NOT!!!!!!!"
I just need enough to tide me over until I need mo
Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My witch is sick!
"I will lower taxes!" (Pause) "Psyche!!!" - Bill Clinton
I KNEW I shouldn't have loaned my Sword+3 to the thief...
Paperweights -- The only way to keep bills down.
Do not look in laser with remaining eye.
Anything that can go wr ... #@^% Bus Error -- Core
The trouble with mornings is they happen while you're asl
Oxymoron: Hillary Rodham Clinton and open-door meetings.
Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is futi
Hey Michael: Why don't ya play with Ms Bobbit for awhile?
Transplanted from Wisconsin.
I hit my CRTL key but I'm STILL not in control....
S & M: You always hurt the one you love.
He talks of peace if it is the only way to live.
Warning! Incomprehensible action is about to occur.
Me next! Me! Me! Me! - Crow on 'Present Day'
Must Go - Some Jehovahs witnesses need shouting at.
Bartenders DO IT on the rocks..
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Football players do it after they are blitzed.
A rose is not a rose when it's a brick.
The one who dies with the most toys is dead.
<A>bort <R>etry <S>hoot the SOB!
I run a clean place. ? Guinan
We're having an adventure, just like the Goonies!!!
Camel: A quarter horse designed by a committee.
"No use pussyfooting around, Janet." -- Bert Schnickt
I'm a nocturnal model
Sushi: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.
We need change: Lenin 1917, Hitler 1936, Clinton 1992
"This hat's not big enough for both of us" :Guinan
Home Safety Tip #1. Don't iron whilst naked.
Aladdin Underwear - rub gently to bring out the genie!
It does often seem that man must fight to live.
Oxymoron: Plastic Silverware.
Did you know that no-one ever reads these things?
Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you!
Shake, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote.
Squirrels swim on their backs to keep their nuts dry!
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Look maw, kitty goes POP when ya plug er in da waal.
Tagline uncloaking dead ahead Sir...
Oh, I see, said the blind man to his deaf wife
I  my dog,  my cat, and I don't  baby seals. Have a 
Blue Wave Tagline makers can DO IT l o n g e r .
"I sure smell bad after wearing these leathers." * Troi
Error (11): Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware
If you hurl, and blow chunks; she runs. It was never ment
Pant Farr: Vulcan sex with your clothes on
A man without a gun will soon not be free.
Clap on <<CLAP CLAP>>, Clap off <<CLAP CLAP>>#@%%*&@ NO C
He's bad, he's gone, he's a citizen of another country.
Everything I do is needlessly violent and enormously irre
seeYUH!
If you stomp gripes, do you get whine?
I still miss my Ex... But my aim _is_ improving!
About as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Beercan Located. Operator Loaded.
Perot/Bush/Quayle: Billionaire, Skipper and Gilligan
To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
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A man must not swallow more beliefs than he can digest..H
Geouch - Sharp rock one always finds underneath one's sle
Hare Forsberg, Hare Forsberg, Proyam proyam, Hare
Keep out output put input in!
Are you pulling my leg! ...nahh, that's just the dog!
Men are a pain in the @$$, women are a pain EVERYWHERE!
IF IsStolen. THEN GOTO InsultThief
Avoid reality at all costs.
Busier than a one-eyed cat watching 9 mouseholes
The worst ice cream flavor is probably squirrel.
Those who do good will get their Just Punishment!
Taglines--A place to dry wet tags.
Don't look at ME! I voted for Bush!!
Having a good memory is useless unless you have something
Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talkin'.
To err is human, to forgive is unusual.
Aladdin Underwear - rub gently to bring out the genie!
? uoI?e/\ONI ^n? ?sn? n ?,uop
Happiness is a positive cash flow.
The penalty for bigamy is having two mothers-in-law.
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It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
So it goes so it goes so it goes so it goes s
Backup corrupted: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (H)ammer
Quit laughing. I'm trying to humiliate you - Crow
Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.
Now... where did I park that hard disk?
OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!
It was all so different before everything changed.
He's a few tiles short of a successful re-entry.
I'm 51% niceguy and 49% prick. Please push it!
A father is a banker provided by nature.
Most political jokes get elected
Expert - anyone from out of town.
Justice delayed is justice denied.
Cleverness is serviceable for everything but sufficient f
If you think Barney's a pain in the ass then you haven't
I'm too sexy for my taglines!
DATACRIME II activates Oct 13 - Dec 31
I know my efforts deserve my goals, but are my goals wort
All of the stars are to be found only up in the sky.
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{COMMO} + DESQview + '486 = Happy Camper
Mr. La Forge, show these children the antimatter * JLP
Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machine.
Braniff ran OS/2
The real world is a special case.
Improve your memory, forget about work
"Dammit Jim, she's dead! Get off her!" -- McCoy
We are all related...relatively speaking
It's a state of mind.
Climbing my family tree was fun, until the nuts appeared.
THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR
Final scores: Deep Space 9, Babylon 5, Earth 2.
Michael supports NAFTA, more boys and girls that way.
In making decisions, recall that the trend is a friend.
Not, I think, today, Commander. - Picard
Q: How does Bill Clinton say "F*** you"? A: "Trust me."
Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it is a predicament.
Directory of Z:\
This Tagline is Death-Trapped. Stay Away.
Make like a nose and run.
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C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN RUN\RUN\RUN
Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice.
Pain is just God's way of hurting you.
Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
Load it, run it, guru it?
Don't wear earmuffs in a land of rattlesnakes.
That was a favor I did you?
Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?
Pain Farr: Vulcan Sex, but doing it wrong!
Cole fussion is against the slaws of physics.
But MOM, it 'really' WAS a virus!
<>>>>>>>>>>>> SURF NAKED <<<<<<<<<<<<>
OH, NO! Can't Operate! AMA License Expired!
Walking in a winter wonderland.
Avoid driving a motor vehicle or operating heavy machiner
Make like, a zit and head out.
Business & science walk hand in sweaty hand - Dr. F
Going to Beta-Test SOON! :-)
That's the Heimlich manuever, *not* the Heineken manuever
I type softly and carry a *BIG* electromagnet
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Make like, a tree and leave.
Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot. (Confucius)
Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and orde
Leprechauns hide in Twinkies.
From every mountainside, let freedom ring.
This taglx^$ closed for repairs.
I am a Baudaholic.
Make like, Marilyn Chambers and blow! (works with any por
"And then you turn the corner," as the DM chuckles...
Indecision Clouds My Vision.
HaHaHa! Yuk, Yuk. Snort. Harumph.
Money is the root of all evil. Send $250 for more info.
Any given program will expand to fill available me
The worst thing about ignorance is its insistency.
Sturgeon's Law: 98% of everything is crap
It's 1000. Do you know what time it is?
?h? ? ???? m???M ?? ??g
GORBACHEX: Popular Russian Breakfast cereal
Oxymoron: Pure sludge.
Sorry, the Dog ate my Blue Wave packet.
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He's got bats in the belfry.
Reality-O-Meter: [\.......] Hmmph! Thought so.
To live well, know the difference between good and evil.
"Hey, 'Rubba' would you like to sit on my lap?" Michael
I'm a counsellor, not a contortionist! - Troi
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.
*/ <==-- Tribble with a lightsaber
Virus detected! P)our chicken soup on motherboard?
Just some extemporaneous personal communication
SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity
Skynet Softball >>>>>>>>>>>>> Catch it!!!
Watch where you go... remember where you've been...
God must love the common man; He made so many of them.
Pray as if it were up to God, but work as if it were up t
A Mother Goose/Oliver Stone production: "HUMPTY DUMPTY WA
Art is I; Science is We.
The Hubbell works fine; all that stuff IS blurry!
Risking moderation again!
I drank a beer once but I didn't swallow any of it.
Now which one does Bill Clinton play in the show, Beavis
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Stupidity has no limits, genius does.
Confucius Say: `A Watched Tandy Never Boots!'
Taglines - not just for messages anymore.
Get back into life with Depends!
I am wealthy in my friends. -Shakespeare
A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
AH activates any Tuesday
...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
I'm not a bigot, I hate everyone.
Part-time musicians are semiconductors.
These are the George Bush times that try men's soles.
Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you!
ASCII silly questions and you'll get some silly ANSI
Computer: a device for generating mistakes at high speed.
O'Brian's Law... Murphy is an optimist.
He's a few holes short of a whiffle ball.
Message is 'Closed Captioned for the Hearing Impaired'
Patriotism is always the last refuge for the scoundrel.
Butthead : Men who feel... themselves (ha.ha.huh).
Beta testers do it first!
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Old Moderator: Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist.
Dragon riders make good first impressions.
I got lost in thought, it was a very unfamiliar territory
The safest form of contraceptive for Programers is their
Pregnancy is a side effect of sloppy birth control.
I've compiled a list of your faults. It comes in 10 volum
A hen tomorrow is more valuable than an egg today.
No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away
Moderator: Knows all, sees all, trips over own two feet.
Read messages, not taglines.
The ultimate mail reader is here!!!!
Oxymoron: Arrogant Humility.
The well resolved mind is single & one pointed
Join the Athletics conference today!
If I only had a 486 . . .
For tomorrow I diet . . .
I could prove God statistically. - George Gallup
If all else fails, blame the computer!
MANIAC - An early computer built by nuts.
Time is a stream we fish in
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Arrogance never wins customers.
Genealogy. Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
"Everybody need reverse polarity."
Old age = you + 20 years.
So many ancestors, so little time.
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted his moderator.
Ronnie Thompson PO Box 65191 Fayetteville NC 28306 (910
This taglx^$ closed for repairs.
So far, so good, so what?
Excuse me - but HOW do you spell EMT ????
Ted Kennedy's Bumper Sticker: My other car is underwater.
It's a poor cook who cannot lick his own fingers.
"And God said, Let there be light: and there was light."
Reality is for people who can't handle BBSing
Psychics will lead dogs to your body.
Is beer like Champagne?
Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
My baby she wrote me a letter...
Positive thinking: Believe everything positively stinks.
I backed up my hard drive... and smashed into a bus!
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ...
Something Amiss? Hi, I'm Something Amister.
Salesmen DO IT with their tongues.
Do you have such a thing?
Wasting time is an important part of life.
))))) TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP ((((( - sublimi
Illiterate? Want to learn to read? Write for free info
bulldozer (n.) - political speech writer taking a nap.
It's not easy having an overbearing parent! - Troi
Doubt is the root of education, not faith.
Brevity is the soul of utter incomprehension.
A Macintosh is an EtchaSketch you don't have to shake.
Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!
Okay witch, give us all your gold pieces, or we kill your
It's GOOD To Be The Queen - Majel Barrett Roddenberry
Oh very clever Worf, eat any good books lately?
"Bother", said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face.
Big Apple BBS >SMARTNET 1010< (516) 536-1546 RVC, NY
I'm easy to please ... as long as I get my way
Just one more compile and I'll come to bed...
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

Been there! Done that! Stole the tagline!
Do you suffer from incontinence ? Use Selleys No More Le
If this is hell -- Where are the moderators?
Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back.
Spindle & Mutilate - See if I care..
He who dies with the biggest Chunck of Barney WINS!
I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to
Sheila's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
Graveyards are full of the indispensable.
God cures and the doctor takes the fee.
Things could only be worse in Cleveland.
Bunnies and beer don't mix.
That's user, u s r, and then there's a space ...
Darmok and Groucho, at the opera.
A PC takes guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.
Toil is most pleasant when done.
Take it from me - he's got the goods.
ERROR! KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE d
Error reading FAT Table...Try Skinny one ? (Y/N)
If looks could kill it would've been us instead of him!
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

Driving Lesson One: Shiny side up; rubber side down.
Ah, the vastness of space and time... and I end up here..
Cheer leaders DO IT cheerfully.
D.A.M.N. Nude Mothers against Dyslexia
Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased.
(((((This message in Stereo where available)))))
Good sex never gets an instant replay, but bad sports cal
To risk nothing is to risk everything.
Florida -- the Punshine State.
This tagline also stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into an XT.
Oxymoron: Systematically at Random.
It's not the age - it's the mileage!
Liberal Rule #6 - Lie about the past, then try to repeat
I'm so modest I pull the curtains before changing my mind
Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!
If I got the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Bit Decay!? D?d y?? s?? ?? D???y??
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

Never trust a skinny cook.
OS/2 2.0: Taking the wind out of Windows.
It depends on which end he tries to light...
"Synthetic scotch, synthetic Commanders..." -- Scotty
Too bad women don't have pull-down menus and online help.
He's as sharp as a marble.
SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?
I was on a roll till I slipped on the butter
Honest, Officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got
????Spiritual Truth thru Superior Weapons?????
I HATE call waitinNO CARRIER
no, I don't have a graduate degree - why do you ask?
Penny for your thoughts? SURE, Do I get Change?
Go softly....it's dark out there
STRING space corrupt? But I always use TAPE!
I think, therefore I scan.
No woman has ever shot a man while he's doing the dishes.
R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base.
An adulteress was condemned to the electric blanket.
Baby Bop - Bop that baby! From the nerf version of Juras
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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NO CARRIER. Oh well, I didn't want to land anyways.
Keep in mind transmogrification is new technology.
My one-legged sister is a professional ice skater.
Hey. I am not a vampire. I just like to bite.
So many messages ... So little time left.
As I was going up a stair, I met a man who wasn't there.
Moosehead: Great beer, and a new experience for the moose
If your aim in life is nothing; you can't miss.
If Lunatics Had Wings, This Place Would Be An Airport !!!
Only the Shadow knows.
We look for things. Things that make us go.
I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar!
Teleportation affects your orientation.
Smile! You're on Candid Modem!
Lawyers or Toxic Waste Dumps...hmmm, tough choice
I'm from the government. I'm here to help you.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit.
Fatal Database Error #10070: <Sysop> late for work
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
If Einstein were black...would E=MC Hammer?
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Oh, YEAH! Want to FIGHT about it? {daddy, beat him up}
I failed my blood test! I didn't study.
Tact is knowing how far to go in going too far.
Guns - today's leading cause of statistics!
Reality is the indefinite enumeration of objects.
Too many pieces of music end too long after the end.
Truth Through Superior Firepower.
One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him.
Tagline Lotto: ??????????<- Scratch here to reveal prize.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Logic: 1+1= 11, 2+2= 22, 3+3=6
Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it.
Help! I've fallen and I can't log off!
Oxymoron: Liberal Fundamentalists.
No, I don't know what "apathy" means, nor do I care.
Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.(Confuc
Make like a missile and cruise.
IBM = Into Building Money
I backed up my hard drive... and smashed into a bus!
If you wish to know more, press CTRL-ALT-DEL.
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Don't drive too close or I'll flick a booger on you.
Use subdirectories; keep your FAT thin!
All's well that ends well.
Proverbial excrement hits oscillating air device.
If you want to run and play, Come along the BEAM today.
Anything worth doing is worth getting someone else to do
Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
<tap> <tap> <tap> Is this thing on?
It's not a BUG, it's an undocumented feature!
Live Long and Perspire.
Tell me now, before I spend 20 dollars on drinks.
Qmodem changed my life..I used it to get Telix.
He who laughs last is a little slow on the uptake.
If life deals you a bad hand, asks for a reshuffle!!
Friend or Foe??????????????????
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it
This is your brain...THIS is your brain on DOS!
Qfront - It's Not Just For Mailruns Anymore...
I used to read books. Now I read .QWK packets.
Blood in the Saddle - By the Kotex Kid.
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?!
Losing messages? That Fido, he be one HUNGRY puppy!
Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R Us
Have you crashed your Windows today?
I graduated MAGNA CUM DENTE (by the skin of my teeth).
Part of the Foundation Trilogy gift set - Dr. Forrester
Read into the Record: Something put before Congress that Ifyoucanreadthisyouhavebeenreadingtoomanytaglines.
Rap sounds like you put a rhyming dictionary into a popco
I am not responsible for advice not taken!
It's a chain saw. I always carry one for emergencies.
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Telephone Repairman!
If there is no GOD, who pops up the next kleenex?
Paranoid? Me? Who said that...?
Only sheep make baaaad puns.
Another Saturday Night and I Ain't Got Nobody...
Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2
Method acting.. I'm vaguely aware of it. - Picard
Only those who attempt the absurd achieve the impossible.
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

Everything goes on sale ... right after you buy it.
Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats.
Hands up! Said the laser printer.
Is sex in a cornfield PORN on the cob?
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
nuqDaq yuch Dapol  Troi
It is not I who is crazy! It is I who I mad!!!!-Ren Hoek
Schizophrenia beats living alone.
Good morning, Sir.Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium
They went that-a-way --->
Avoid driving a motor vehicle or operating heavy m
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it - get a bigger ham
My neighbor has a circular driveway. she can't get out.
No matter where you go....I'll HUNT you down!!!
Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
Smoke me a Dopefish, I'll be back for breakfast.
I  QEdit!
Security, confine Ensign Novak to the brig.
Boy! This is Fun and inxepensive too.
I was typing along, and then...
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws Of Assimilation.
No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting.
It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan.
BEER... Drink your daily B-complex with a foamy head.
:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\

DIODE; What happens to people who don't die young.

Can you give up Catholicism for Lent?
Get thee behind me Satan! You push and I'll steer...
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong
Someone blew out his pilot light.
Oxymoron: Educational TV.
- FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
Reality-O-Meter: [\.......] Hmmph! Thought so.
Coming soon--TRILOBITE SEX GODDESSES FROM MARS!
Open some Windows and let some Fresh air in....
Do what you want with the girl, just let me the h*ll go!
Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
It ain't over 'till the fat lady emits intestinal gas.
agnodyslexic plea: why me dog?
Sometimes you have to wake up and smell the Spam.
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Life's a CACHE, and then you FLUSH...
Alaskan spill: Flow control problem... no EXXON/EXXOFF.
Beer not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Mount Rushmore to get 2 new faces...BILL CLINTON
"I have no vices for you to exploit." Tosk "A challenge"
Kindly use all of your fingers when you wave. <sigh>
Make like, a tribe and get lost (the lost tribes of Israe
Elephant: Mouse built to government specifications
{{:-(*) <-- Klingon eating a Tribble.
(Nikoleivitch)
Is the US ready for self-government?
A programmer and his mind are soon parted
If I could put time in a bottle....
"Grady! The 'Paper Chase' guy is here!"
Palindrome: Evil I did dwell; lewd did I live.
An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.
Problems for a Furry: Being mistaken for Bill Clinton's
I wish life had an editable scroll-back buffer ...
To any objective person it'd be obvious that I'm right.
Michael Jackson.
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't....
Please remove near duplicate taglines to shave space.
On the 10 Year Plan at Southern Tech
The worst beer around is WinBooze.
I always laugh at the wrong time. At my own funeral....
Education will never become as expensive as ignorance
Salmon Rushdie? The green courtesy phone ....
Atilla the Pun
Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
Hell hath no fury like HOLYSMOKE
America is the only country founded on a good idea.
NOT the Co-moderator!
The truth is always the strongest argument.
If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.
Do device drivers need a chauffeur's license?
Make like, smoke and dissipate.
At last! Perot actually makes a decision...
There's a dead bishop on the landing!
In the end Gravity Wins.. Dolly Parton..
Cure for spurned lovers: broken heart surgery.
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

God told me it's none of your business. Jimmy Swaggart.
The toughest BBS you'll ever love.
Handel was half German, half Italian, half English. He w
Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload on the move.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Two lost cluster's found in the writer's brain!
Welcome to last years meeting of the Procrastinators Club
If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL
The seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
I didn't lose my mind; it's here somewhere.
So many A-holes, so few bullets -- Ford Fairlane
Boothgap - Space between a stationary seat and the next t
OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!
In the event of a real flame war,
Tact is rubbing out another's mistake instead or rubbing
"He's dead Jim."
Confucius say, Man who live in glass house should dress i
I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous
It's Alive. Well, not REALLY, but it was pretty scary, h
He is the most sensible looking man talking nonsense.
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

Plan to be more spontaneous.
On your turf again, and using fake taglines!
I bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more,
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Have a Nice Day !
Does Quasimoto ring a bell?
Chile today. Hot tamale.
Tag your it!
Reagan is proof that there is life after death.
Visit beautiful Vergas, Minnesota.
Bad or Missing Tagline File
Truth Through Superior Firepower.
..And what time does your diarrhea medicine start working
Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
Do physicists get hadrons?
No reason for it; it's just my policy.
"No man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.". GBS
Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
Well, don't look at ME. Ask the troll.
It's okay to call someone stupid; just don't prove
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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I'm just trying out this . It seems a bit small.
If it moves so slow, why is it called rush hour?
How do I set my Laser Printer to "STUN"?
Security, confine Ensign Beck to the brig.
Wacky Wheels ? Underwater driving possible by air pumps.
The happy and the powerful never willingly go into exile.
Demonstrates qualities of leadership: Has a loud voice -e
OFFLINE 1.43 * << Politically Un-Corrct Tagline Deleted!
Old Musicians never die, they just go from bar to bar.
Bankrupture: A Fiscal Hernia.
Too much shareware, not enough registration $$$.
Bow down to FLUFF!
Live long and Prosper,... (belch) 'scuse me.
It's hard to be humble when you're having so much fun.
OUCH!... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper.
Music makes a difference...support it in your schools.
It is impossible to think clearly with clenched fists.
She kept saying I didn't listen to her -- or something.
One on-topic post a day keeps the moderator at bay.
He's so dumb he thinks Cheerios are doughnut seeds!
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

Microsoft is a bunch of !Cs
"Hey, lets get drunk and go fridge tipping!"
"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.."
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
BAUD-E-BOARD - 814-9330 ... tell 'em Mailman sentcha
I've turned my Laserjet into a death ray!
Clogbytes - The holed edges of computer paper that jam up
Have you seen my mind? It wandered again.
"Doubt Everything"-DesCartes
"As a math atheist, I should be excused from this." - Cal
Td tada: Football player holds up his arms and celebrates
Carpe Diem!
Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic.
MSI - Redefining Telecommunications in '93
Watch this guy! Keep watching this guy!
Join the Athletics conference today!
It's Ensign Flintstone, Jim... He's FRED!!!
Well,I'll take whatever i want, and baby i want you.
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all stats are made up o??*?*???? <--- Tribbles living near Three Mile Island.
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

Retirement: when you get a certificate of depreciation.
That's It!!!! ARM THE ELECTRONIC BAGPIPES!
That was a favor I did you?
And God said: E = ?mv? - Ze?/r, and there was light!
"He's dead, Jim. Pass the ketchup!"
MODERATR.COM FOUND RESTORE TOPIC.ON? (Y/n)
Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included.
Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
Tagline Found. (N)ext (S)wipe (C)orrect grammar.
Never say no.
sdnah ruoy no emit hcum oot evah uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
CAUTION! High Pressure!!! Contents are PKZIPED.
Misfortunes always enter a door left open for them.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead... resist us.
Does that help at all?
Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T-shirt.
Now which one does Bill Clinton play in the show, Beavis
Excess Weinerage - When buns come in 8 pks and franks com
Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call
Sex like air is only a big deal if you can't get any.
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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I can't remember,I can't recall...
Some strong coffee. I'm getting buzzed! - Tom
Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo?
That VTOL craft isn't going to make it LOOK OU{~~x{x{|{`
"Give me two personal pronouns." "Who, me?" -Benny Hill
Gentlemen's agreements can get very ungentlemanly.
Alright! Another Earthquake.
Heh... I don't wanna make you *work* or anything.
Misquote!! 10 yard penalty, loss of down! <Fweeeet!>
Don't try to have the last word. You might get it.
It's only reality...
Read enclosed instructions carefully before opening.
Against stupidity, the Gods themselves, contend in vain.
Line noise provided by Alberta General Telephones
Baseball makes sense: man with four balls walks to first
For some Reason, reality is an illusion.
Lawyers should advertise on hospital ceilings.
Genealogists believe they can always trace an ancestor.
Rape!! The world has been Saddamized by Iraq!
Freeze! Assume the Ctl-Alt-Del position.
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

No,Scotty.I said "Beam me ABOARD". Not "A BROAD"
Save your money for a rainy day, now selling for $3.95.
I exorcised my demons -- used a Lifecycle.
No matter how you dress a cow, it still gives milk !
If love was meant to be easy, everybody would be in it.
Get a life, Get OS/2 2.0!
Show me your tagline! Oh, really?
The safest form of contraceptive for Programers is their
File Manager msg: star.star found. Deleting all Star Tre
Funny thing.... harder I work, luckier I get.
Ok! I'm weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.
Lurkers of the world unite!
Penguin: The headwaiter of the Antarctic.
Television is to media what hydrogen bombs are to explosi
There aren't enough days in the weekend.
CP 2.00 [NR] ? Th-th-th-that's all, folks!
Have you hugged a programmer today?
( ( ( ((( In Stereo ))) ) ) )
The haves and have-nots come from the dos and do-nots. -----T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-------
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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C'est La Folle de Sashay!
That's right, try hard to be good at the game of life.
It's OK to prick your finger. It's not OK to . . .
The greatest hate springs from the greatest love.
Virginia is for lovers, but Pensylvania has INTERCOURSE!
I am ???????????? -- Welcome to our NEW AGE
COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded.
Pascal: What's it Wirth?
DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT!
Entered @TIME@ on @DATE@
Seminars: derived from 'semi' and 'arse'; hence, any half
CAUTION! Blown Brain At Work!
Five years from now, will they have a Soviet Reunion?
He who has had, has been, but he who hasn't been, has bee
The universe looks smooth-if you stand back far enough.
Guy: The swap meet * Tom: Swamp meat?
I better watch my language. It's going to get me in trou
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes.
Every silver lining has a dark cloud.
If God lived on Earth, people would knock out his windows
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

The less you have to do, the less time you find to do it
Random Ray strikes again :>
Virtual: not knowing where your next byte is coming from.
Quit worrying about your health, it will go away.
DEFINITION: Initialize - Carving your initials on a flopp
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
No one can get ahead of you when they're kicking you in t
Don't be a sexist. There are broads around here ... 8-)
No more blah, blah, blah!
eople present.
Three Jews go into a bar and buy it!
Chicken Little was right.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assi...ooh, doughnuts!
Don't count the days, make the days count.
A gentleman is a man who CAN play the accordian but doesn't
Someday you will come to your senses.
He who smiles in a crisis has thought of someone else to
My other computer is the Graphic Omniscient Device. --Dr.
Genetics: Why you look like your father, or should.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers.
Gore-tex: byproduct of the Texas chain saw massacre.
To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics.
Confucius say: Shit happens.
If 4 bits = a nibble; 8 = a byte, doesn't 16 = a mouthful
IBM = Institution By Machiavelli
We demand peaceful relations or we'll blow up your planet
PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR
"Falsehood has a perennial spring." -- Burke
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader 2.0
THERE... ARE... FOUR.... LIGHTS!!!!!!
Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!!
SEE THE BBS THEY COULDN'T KILL!!!!!
### Ian Maxim -- (803) 957-4064 ###
Memories of you remind me of you.
Actions speak louder than words -- but not so often.
Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger!
This is heavy stuff for a Thursday!
I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk.
Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the dead.
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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All right Spread `em! - While playing cops and robbers...
I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my...
Men who murder man-bashing talk show hosts...on the final
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
I have lost my mind, but it must be backed-up somewhere.
Since prehistoric man, no battle has ever gone as planned
Aneedawhack: An obnoxious, spoiled child in a mall.
The First Liar Never Has A Chance
Money-the root of all evil. Man needs roots.
I never heard of a sword of party member slaying.
Do the voices in my head bother you?
Jazz isn't for everybodyIt's BETTER than that!
A good organizer is one who is careful to plan ahead.
Oxymoron: Kosher for Yom Kippur.
to throw up on your car. The national sport is breaking
Stressed out, and someone to Choke... Can't get any bette
Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.
Communism will work when love, not greed, inspires it.
He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB.
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

But I wanna get my mail packet, I wanna, I wanna,I wanna!
Iam McCoy of Borg. Dammit locutus! I'm an assimilator, n
The haves and have-nots come from the dos and do-nots.
A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds...
Reality? That's where the Pizza Delivery Guy comes from!
Barney Burgers, get your red-hot Barney Burgers!
I'm putting this thread in my freezer, so it don't smell
Man is a piece of the universe made alive.
Beware of all moderators!
I had no idea you were such a cad. I'm impressed.  Q
Grow your own dope, plant a POM
My system goes down more often than a $10 whore.
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
Support the National Endowment for Creative Misogyny
Try to get rid of junk mail, but income tax forms arrive.
Men invented computers to drive women crazier!
..., Mirror on the wall, I wish I was the Procomm of ALL
Everybody's a programmer, but who's WRITTEN anything?
Good lawyers can get sodomy reduced to following t
I could tell you, but I'd have to shoot you afterwards.
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
* Origin: -=> Castle Rock BBS <=- Now Husky HPT Powered! (1:317/3)

Home of the McTagline. Billions and Billions serve
"Hard DISK? Damn, I misread the advertisement." Old Maid
Our people don't believe in slavery.
This tsgline is owned and operated by Frobazz Magic Co.,
I came, I saw, I c!)@(#*$&%^ Carrier Lost...
Reality is a fictitious concept I find aesthetically appe
Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!
An empty bus travels fast.
Exploding WP 51 Falls Out Of Windows... GIF at 11
If I save time, when do I get it back ?
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?
Ha! and you thought you had heard them all!
Defrustration for the 90's -- throwing Windows out!
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg - Penises are irrelevant.
I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
Fandom and computers, there HAS to be cheaper hobbies.
? TagMan ? Bits, Bytes, Bauds ...Can't live With, or With
Bjarni's lost refuge -- Vikings to the Bone
Glen: Limbless man in a clear space in a forest
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
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Trust the moderator, Luke.
I am Locutus of Borg! Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Teachers make little things count.
Wanted:386DX Fatherboard to have SX with my Motherboard
Emotions are alien to me.I'm a scientist.
Only Bagpipes and Accordians play in the Band of Hell...
This tagline can be bought.
Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it.
We must believe in free will, we have no choice!
Liberal Tactic #1: When in doubt, tell a lie.
Behind every successful man is a woman who made it necess
Uh Mike, that's not cheese!
To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer.
IBM = It's Better Manually
Unrecoverable Application Error - Detonation follows.
aving.
Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system
Gold Leader, they have a lock on my tagline!
I once bought New Idea, but only for the pictures - Sen.
Barney of Borg: Today we learned resistance is useless.
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Sometimes the obvious works best!
Oxymoron: American English.
OFFLINE 1.50 "GENERAL FAILURE A>bort, R>etry, F>ire Sho
Mother nature is a bitch.
Are humans good to eat Daddy?
I've compiled a list of your faults. It comes in 10 volum
Paladin Orcs get +2 to hit against neutral clerics.
Phasers on "Blow the crap out of 'em"... FIRE!
Just waiting for a new version......
SDRAWKCAB spelled backwards is backwards.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Have no fear - I never attack lesser beings.
If your cow, doesn't give milk dairy farming just isn't f
I don't meet competition, I crush it.
The word of today is LEGS. So spread the word.
Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!!
Honey, PLEASE don't pick up the p???aj?????
If I can't have it all, I think I'll just cry a lot.
**FLASH** Eveready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
I live in the desert with a cat with no brain...
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Oh, you're no fun anymore!
Grammar and spelling mistakes created by random line noise
I had a thought, and I lost it.. nothing new.
Am I an elephant?? I'm gray and wrinkled!!!
Take The Quantum Leap: 11:30 AM & Midnight Mondays-Friday
If one cannot catch a bird of paradise, grab a wet hen.
Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
An elephant is a mouse with an operating sys.
No amount of poor schooling can spoil a good student.
Everyone's life seems easier from the outside !
Sometimes I wake up grouchy ... sometimes I let her sleep
Confucius say: "Many man smoke, but Fat Man Chu."
Eagles Soar!, but weasels arn't sucked into jets!
...But I was so much older then...
Coffee.Com not found (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)nooze?
Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.
I'd go on welfare, but I'm not used to living that well!!
Question: Man invented alcohol. God invented grass. Who d
Does steel wool come from metal sheep?
Are you PC-Bored? Try RBBS instead. You'll love it!
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And Adam asked "What's a Headache?"
THINK! or THWIM!
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
o NO CARRIER
Hoover, nobody sucks like you.
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
Is beer like Champagne?
BIGAMIST: A heavy fog in Italy.
Variables won't; constants aren't.
Put on your seatbelt. I wanna try something.
Starring Joan Collins & Jackie Collins - Tom on shrews
Creativity demands curiosity in the search for knowledge.
If you had one less chromosome, you'd be a Simpson!
JUMP! -- One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
There's no skeletons in my closet!
Celebrate Hannibal Day. Have a friend for lunch.
Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I
The best writing never appears.
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My gray hairs can beat your gray hairs.
If you are what you eat, what's a vegetarian?
If I am not satisfied with your answers, you will die.-TN
No grass grows where my horse has trod. - Atilla the Hun
...Make...the Taglines go awaaaaaaaaaay....
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg. That's a scary thought, eh?
I'd love to, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
Nuttonbutton - The device at intersections marked "push t
Security, confine Ensign Daehn to the brig.
This is only a demo reply...
Bachelorhood should be taxed, such happiness is valuable.
Can God make a rock so big He can't lift it?
Bore. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
A hoopy frood really knows where his towel is.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the Question. YES is the an
? ???? ? Square dancers do it on the floor in Groups of
Billy Bob's Road Kill Cafe - You kill'em, we Grill
Voice: 919-870-6926 (eves/weekends)
I'll Have What The Fellow On The Floor Is Having
This tagline is made just for Michael Williams
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Void for vagueness?
Flash! Bill Clinton nominates Lorena Bobbit for Surgeon G
I'm a belligerent omnivore -- I eat vegetarians.
Real knowledge is knowing the extent of one's ignorance.
Organic........... Church music.
The flush toilet is the basis of western civilization.
Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like?
This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me $10
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.
As long as I'm in charge here, there will be no leaders.
If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork
Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb Looks: FREE
Bushido does not mean what it sounds like.
If God wanted me on topic, why'd he make moderators get u
Barney is really an out of work programmer...
BMW: Bastard Money Wielders
Silence is evidence of superb language skills.
These opinions are mine and only mine (unless you wnat to
Hey! I resemble that!
Oxymoron: Kosher for Yom Kippur.
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AT&T Sub-space: The next best thing to beaming the
Lick this spot>>>>>[X]<<<<<for a really good buzz!!!
Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.
Beam me up, Scotty, This planet has no beer!
Expert - Someone who knows less, but makes more money.
I am Sybil of Borg: I will assimilate myself.
Beam me up Scotty, This isn't the men's room.
I think I'm gonna, Hurl.
HELP! My Hard Drive has fallen and I have no taglines!
We're from Liars Anonymous. No we're not!
Skeptics are seldom deceived.
CPU - Random number generator
RIP... This tagline had now been ripped off.....
Never argue with a fool - people might not know the diffe
There's an answer to every problem. Sometimes it's "No."
For my next trick I'm lighting myself on fire!
Barney of Borg: Today we learned resistance is useless.
So this lizard told me he was a brontosaurus on his mothe
The boss is always right.
My amne keyboar oesn't have any 's!
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Confucius say... Girl with back to fire warming whole of
Confucius say, he who sink in woman's arms soon have arms
e. ... Murphy's agnostic law: If anything can go wrong, i
People who have trouble communicating should shut up.
Feather by feather the goose is plucked.
Was General George Custer an aficionado of arrow shirts?
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
"Something is different......."
"Too slow, chicken marengo. Too slow for this Cat." - C
Money is the root of all evils. Send $20 for more inform
They must have looked like...a roast chicken!
By the way, you're listed as my co-signer on my AMEX.
Transporter room, beam that tagline up immediately!
ShnarfMan says: ABSTAIN (of course, _he_ dosen't have muc
Skydiving & Maxwell House - Good to the last drop! IFYOUCANREADTHISYOU'REOBVIOUSLYTOOCLOSETOMYTAGLINE.
Need a change of scenery? Date a stage hand.
<=OZ=>..."Wild Thing...you make my thing ring"
Postage not necessary if mailed within the United States.
Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat.
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All reality is aspect dependent.
HO! <repeat three times>
It's great AND less filling.
I don't know how I got here....
It's easier to do good then be good.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college educati
Pobody's Nerfect!
ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em!
Tact: Describing others as they see themselves.
The BBS in English.
Oh, forget the DOCS, just see if it blows up!
" " - [cloaked tagline]
Sensors show a Tag-Line thief in this sector, Captain.
After all is said and done, more is said then done
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
Life with pets is never dull.
Isn't 'Dumb Blonde' a peroxymoron?
Good manners are the lubricant of social intercourse.
I have a photographic memory. What's your name aga
Bigfoot Puts on the Dog
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May the Porsche be with you....
And now a word from our sponsor.
Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper ord
This is David Koresh of Borg. WE will be incinerated.
Mayor of Hiroshima: What the F*** was that????
I hate Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Great Satan.
Have the boy sent to the bridge. - Picard
Us * "Not a problem."--Parker Lewis
Put it to Music!
e knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. F
CyberVille Station East
Tagcrafters -- Taglines in about an hour.
Ooooh, yech. How did THAT get in my bed? - Prez Reagan:*)
Please don't tell my fiancee what SHICKSA means!
Temporary sysop access granted!
People who have trouble communicating should shut up.
Science doesn't answer a question without raising ten mor
I've upped my posting count. Up yours!
CompuCrumb SPUDModem Detected; System hanging up now...
Oxymoron: Wickedly Funny.
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Chewbacca of Borg: RRWARARRHHG!!
Oxymoron: Random logic.
I've never seen a good war or a bad piece!
Antonym: The opposite of the word you're trying to think
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more th
Join Taglines Anonymous. We can help.
Use the Force, Luke... but not Windows
Suspicion poisons a friendship.
'Hand me that solar-powered flashlight...'
psychotherapist (n.): mentally ill rapist.
A gun shot model will often hide in the woods - Crow
Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army!
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Idealism precedes experience - cynicism follows...
There are *FOUR* lights!  Picard
People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend
"Bother", said Pooh, as the spaceships landed.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - DO IT all day
Now you know why the Cheshire Cat is smiling.
New bumper sticker..... Clinton Happens
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Never, never, never *MOON* a werewolf !!
I'm NOT paranoid. Which of my enemies said I was?
Radioactive Halibut will make fission chips
The difference between LIKE and LOVE...SPIT or SWALLOW...
And they robbed his evil cow.
Did you hear about the new deli that opened in India??
I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark......
"The warp drive...she cann'a take it!"...Scotty
Pun Farr: Vulcan sex jokes.
DEFINITION: Iterate- A healthy illiterate.
Lite Year: low calorie year!
Lions & tigers & bears oh my!
there's somethin' strange in the neighborhood
Mandatory tagline omitted; moderator gone berserk. Story
Ground yourself, THEN hug your motherboard!
I practic Ancient Art of .45 AUTO
More fun than a busy signal."
I added water, the oatmeal still taste odd. Oh, HOT water
DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.1
My imaginary friend won't speak to me
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DEFINITION: Duplex - Having two apartments.
---===???<<< SPACE FOR RENT >>>???===---
This Tagline is really Odo.
COM program murdered. "Bits everywhere" says witness.
If your mind goes blank, remember to turn down the sound.
Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!
Echo: Only thing that cheats some out of the last
Jealousy has often been a motive for murder.
Experience is a good teacher but her fees are high
We live in a world where nothing is impossible, except pe
* <--Tribble __ <--Tribble vs. Godzilla
Evil Grin #13 <<<<<GRIN>>>>>
just a friendly online BBS for the past 6-7 years in Cent
Make like, whiplash and disappear and reappear again.
The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Got run, my cat got stuck in the printer...
If the Game Master didn't see it, it never happened.
Don't ever stand up to be counted or someone will take yo
Drag the Joneses down to your level. It's cheaper.
And God created Nerds, "Go forth and Multiple" he said, a
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The more you run over a cat, the flatter is gets.
Install failed. Attempting to transfer virus to c:
.The cpu is intell and it is a 8086....I have two batteri
Never joke with the ignorant. They take it seriously and
Never settle for less than your best.
Cellostatic - Property of cracker wrappers that causes th
??????????? Generic Tagline
"He's dressed up like that dude on the dollar." -- Butthead
Don't insult the alligator till after you cross the river
Justice: A decision in your favor.
So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway??
-- Spillaine folks, Some Londoners -- P. Lane folks.
I got no prob with "Bob"
Actually, what I want is a little toy spaceship!!
All I ask for is an opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happyness Apprentice curmudgeon in training.
The Church of St Todd the Incontinent
Microsoft and Gateway - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventur
If you live long enough, it WILL kill you...
I'm not old, just chronologically challenged!
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There's an answer to every problem. Sometimes it's "No."
Financial help can be arranged. It's just very expensive!
I blush to confess that I am always getting confused.
Oxymoron: Divorce court.
Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes.
Only a ballplayer's errors are published every day.
I hate taglines.
The fully interchangeable BBS.
I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.
Oxymoron: Permanent Fad.
"Man with athletic fingers, make broad jump." -Confucius
Managing programmers is like herding cats.
Permission to smash the lieutenant's head in, sir. * Worf
Humor is so subjective.
Blah, blah, blah...
There is a skeleton in every old house and old horse.
So even when you're dead you can annoy people - Tom
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
Next time I will try English.
We are Hugh...of Borg. Beverly will be assimilated. Hub
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Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ell it!
Aeroma - Odor emanating from an exercise room after aerobics
Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
Don't pick up that phon?9?? NO CARRIER
Barium: What you do with dead chemists.
The rivers are full of crocodile nasties
No generalization is wholly true, not even this one.
SEGA and Nintendo are combining, they call it Windows NT
A mother of quintuplets gave spouse a separate bedroom.
If crash occurs when using this program, discontinue use.
An object in motion is heading in the wrong direction.
Dramatize: What well dressed RAM chips wear.
My other computer is a Borg.
Mainstream news media choices: Liberal or Liberal.
I'm just moving clouds today; tomorrow I'll try mountains
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a relief it is.
My girlfriend has blue eyes,golden skin,& long,plaid hair
Batches? We don't need no stinkin' batches!
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Wear old clothes when you fight for truth and liberty.
FATAL LOGIC ERROR - Engage Brain and (R)etry
I never did it that way before.
Crime wouldn't pay if it was operated by the government!
A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit.
If there wasn't divorces, where would we get waitresses?
Government should spend our money like it was their own.
I am Heisenberg of Borg. You might be assimilated.
Shh...Be vewy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines!
There is no gravity - The earth sucks!
The guy sure looks like plant food to me!
Mail ideas on the back of a $ bill to Cal Webster.
Tell me, am I supposed to be pleased or frightened?
A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage.
Multitasking causes schizophrenia..
Contact--Ron Stuckel,33 Appletree Ln,Belleville IL 62221
"Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you," - Beelzebub.
My floppy got excited. Now it's a hard disk.
Cucumbers are Better: You can eat the whole cucumber, ski
Not tonight, hon. I have a headcrash.
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Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.
ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure...
Smile! Say mummy meat! - Crow on photographer
Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses.
Celebrate Hannibal Day. Have a friend for lunch.
Clinton was born with a silver corn cob in his WHAT??
Have I found God? What? Did you lose him AGAIN?!
If you think I'm "crazy" ...
It's wonderful to be here, it's certainly a thrill...
Backup not found! (A)bort (R)etry (F)ail Aww Hell!
Dont hide in a foxhole with someone braver than you
I'd love to, but I left my body in my other clothes.
Bring me my blue soap box. I want to make a speech
Survival Tip #2: Never moon a werewolf.
Postscript: The only thing of interest in some letters.
Admit it-- you expected to see a copyright notice here.
No animals were harmed during the making of this film, ex
Some Do, Some Don't, Some Will and Some Won't.
Thats when men were men - Mike
Look out below!
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"Head is harder than Hand." ? Sivaoan Proverb
Pat Dukkkanan's Campaign: Total Recoil II
The tree of liberty is watered with the blood of tyrants.
Make like Christopher Columbus and shove off.
All those who believe in Telekinesis raise MY hands!
It's The First MOOD RING Tagline: ?
Camaro: $15,500, and $17,000 if you trade in your Yugo.
Confucius say, I didn't say that!
Borg Underachievers Anonymous: Persistence is Futile.
So many messages ... So little time left.
Is a sysop with one bad leg a SYS-HOP ??
I am Apu of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated and have a ni
I voted for Bush! Don't you wish you did?
Roosevelt = New Deal. Clinton = Raw Deal.
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it f
HELP, HELP The KOTEX is on fire! TAMP ON it!!
"Good intentions randomize behavior."
Information - - We want information.....
Brought to you by ALLGONE-REP
Press <Alt-A> to Adopt Me! I need a better home.
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Explosion at sperm bank. Nurses overcome.
Many a man never fails because he never tries.
Eschew obfuscation
This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send $20.
Thunderclap - an extremely violent form of VD.
Atheist Problem #6: No one to call out to during sex.
Isn't that an oxymoron in itself?
If you're looking for tongue twisters, visit Michael!
Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.
S'alright under the stairs - Crow as shrew lurks
UNRECOVERABLE USER ERROR - Terminating current user
The future is not what it used to be.
This is a safe place, no matter what the mathematician is
Excuse me for butting in. I'm interrupt-driven.
Patience is a virtue that carries a lot of wait
Life support system warranty expired!!!
Protected Mode Xpress! It's hot!
"The War on Drugs" - America's latest Vietnam.
I love running Windows! NOT!
Custer wore arrow shirts.
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Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep until 12:01.
Chain Tagline... Add one number when you steal it [02354]
Oh war. Thou son of Hell.
I still miss my Ex... But my aim _is_ improving!
Chewed up the slipper! Bad shrew! - Crow on dog as shrew
SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue...
Give me some chocolate and no one gets hurt!
Engineers do it by calculation and design.
To take a stand, one first must have legs to stand on.
Make like a baby and head out.
Life being what it is, I dream of revenge
Might as well face it, you're addicted to code...
Postmen never die, they just lose their zip.
Kaminites - Those strange people who show up inside new w
Bugs crawl under doors... Software crawls under Windoze
Phase 1 of the Borg conquest: Introduce the GST.
Hi, what would you like with your fries?
Money: The root of all evil. Man needs roots.
I came; I saw; I screwed up.
I'm waiting for the 50 mhz 686.
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Good tea. --Nice house.
"I wouldn't mind having a relationship with an
<--Please put complaints in this box.
Don't Look Back. Something might be gaining on you.
Any use of this product will increase the disorder in the
A Phul and my money will stay parted!!
AH, no you didn't, you came here for an *argument*
"We'll drive off that bridge when we come to it." - T.Ken
Doctrine is the skin of truth set up and stuffed.
Too much shareware,? not enough registration $$$.
I support MERIT PAY for Politicians.
To err is human. And stupid.
If you can't beat em', mod em'.
I wuz bo'n dis way - whut's yo' 'suse?
Pool is like sex - you use a stick with balls to get into
Backup not found: (P) Panic (Any Other Key) Panic.
OS/2 Still confuses Big Blue.
Money - the root of all women
Accelerate your P.C.! (like, say... 9.8 m/s^2?)
Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity.
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised MIL.
Real Tagline Power Users Abuse JH!
Don't Erase it! I MIGHT need it ---- someday!
Pine Trees are fine trees!
Alas Poor Yorick, I think you're dead
The falsely dramatic obscures the truly dull.
Try Dbase 1.0! It's loaded with "Features"!
American beer is like sex in a canoe. F***ing close to w
ge daily consumption of beer in Sydney is ten and three q
FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard.
I'm sensing large dripping globs of chocolate. * Troi
Join STET--Society To Eliminate Taglines
Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so...
At right, I am a licensed cleavage inspector.
I think...therefore, I am a conservative.
This country needs more unemployed politicians.
"Something GOOFY this way comes!"
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
"So, @FN@, what size jumpsuit do you wear?" "Mmmmm......"
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Open Mouth, Insert Foot, Chew Carefully.
I've used Basic so long, my brain has gonesub permanently
Dahmer re-arrested on way to Waco carrying BBQ sauce...
bison, (b'zon), (n.) - Sexually confused male child.
Oxymoron: Thorough Briefer.
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
That is a two part question ...
Ob-la-dee Ob-la-da
I would save the whales if knew where to put them.
Make a difference in the world today: Subtract
Is a Naval Aide really a Belly-button Assistant?
The bird that can sing and won't sing must be made to sin
Are you trying to yank my chain, buddy?
FORFEIT: What most animals stand on.
The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1s
Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
Don't be a schmuck... BE A SCHMUCK!
OS/2 2.1: Windows with bullet proof glass
Schshschshchsch.
Get your exercise as a pallbearer for exercising friends.
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Fake SPEED's Censor %%%% %%%%% %%%%%% %%%%%%% %%%%%%%%
It takes all Types(tyles) and I want them ALL!
Put on your seatbelt...I wanna try
... *Never* complain too loudly, or they may hand you the
Tigger of Borg: A Tigger can assimilate anything.
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. Lazaru
And do you know the greatest monster of them all? Guilt.
Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
Make like, Madonna and be on your toes.
Parkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time avai
We deserve, and demand, truth, instead of posturing!
Ave Maria, Gee it's good to see ya...
Take time to smell the roses and eventually you'll inhale
Tact is the unsaid part of what you're thinking.
City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
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Opportunities do not wait.
Gravity: Not just a good idea. It's the law.
'Transporting really is the safest way to travel.' --Geor
Rush is just another misguided manure salesman.
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Have the computer beep me, when it is ready.
She aches, just like a woman...
Think honk if you're telepathic
Dragons: Cuddly Flamethrowers.
Madness takes a toll make sure you have the exact change.
Fun with Greek #4: Fee, ?, fo, fum!
Advice (noun): the smallest current coin.
Was Jimi Hendrix's Modem A Purple Hayes?
The Abort, Retry, Fail ?
Took an hour to bury the cat. Damned thing kept moving.
Bytebrothers..children of the ARCLITE!
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing.
Snow?! You can have it! I want SUNSHINE! Lot's of it!!
Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him.
Was Tasha Yar the Enterprise's expert on Data entry?
A seven day honeymoon makes one weak.
Hey, where can I get a father board?
If you thought yesterday was bad, wait till you see what
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
This tagline is shareware, register it for $10.00.
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Bobbitt Penis Not Found: (R)etry (L)ook on roadside (Q)ui
I'm not hostile! I'll kill the #%! that said that!
Look, mom: No monitor!
Does "gay 90s" have anything to do with Clinton's Army?
Variables won`t; constants aren`t; dummies can't.
We do what we can but it's never enough.
cf. Alma's "Meine Leibeswerbung mit Darryl Basner."
If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
Remember: if at first you don't succeed, IDDT!
Is this drive really moving with my head parked?
Either he is dead, or my watch has stopped.
A harp is a nude piano.
Tech support: Do you see your cursor? Caller: No, I'm here all alone.
Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3
Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball
BUSH.SYS corrupted, recommend optimizing politics.
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!! R:BASE!
I slept with Joe Isuzu <- she's lying
A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
It is, after all, only a moment in the infinity of time.
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
If you want to understand something, try to change it.
A thing of shreds and zatches.
Just testing my offline mail reader, resume the echo.
A pound of Flex-ex and a blasting cap cures hackin
That's what I get for writing this shit sober.
Boy, am I glad it's only 1971...
Jenny's engaging in another of those Real-Life Simulation
All's well that ends well.
Do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees.
Sometimes big splashes are just ripples in the pool.
Inform Star Fleet we have engaged the Borg. Wedding on S
..not likely I'll jump on the bare minimum, though....
I used to have a life. Now I have DOOM.
Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed.
Home sweet home..the place everybody should work..
Change is the essential process of all existence.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it
Corazon says: If the Shoe Fits, Eat it.
Only Bill Clinton would take police witnesses to an extra
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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The Next Skull On The Necklace Is Mine
Celibacy is *NOT* hereditary.
If I could think of one it'd be right HERE!
LISTEN to your children
Are you being Served"...
Now all I need is some talent - Tom as has-been actor
The only red menace in America is the sunburn.
UNKNOWN WARNING... Contact your local dealer
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
Sleep is for those who can't handle Cyberspace
"The Turtle Moves."
This is Harry Connick SENIOR's girlfriend - Mike
DO NOT soak me up with honey please!
OFFLINE 1.52 "Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall."
A man without a woman is like a fish without a bic
I'm dyslexic, so is my girlfriend, together we do 96
Sirens: What you hear in a Japanese library.
Legal Marijuana needs true glaucoma patients.
Oxymoron--open-minded liberal.
Oxymore = Authentic Replica ...
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It is better to suffer wrong than to do it.
"Dammit, What's the problem?" (BIG KICK) - O'Brien; DS9
"Bones! That! feels! wonderful!" "It's head, Jim."
It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six.
I! am! Kirkutus! -- of! Borg! Prepare! to! be! -- assim
On the cutting edge of software evolution...
Patience NOW!
History is made at night.
The past is not what it will be.
I'm not so think as you dumb I am.
Blondes and Beerbottles: both empty from the neck up.
I Don't Want The World, I Just Want Your Half.
Only the good die young. Note the average age in Congress
How come wrong numbers are never busy!
Heresy lays foundations for progress.
The 'danes can inherit the Earth--I'm going to the stars!
First, you take a leek---
th; It's always worse than they say it is; and People are
I'm too young for alzheimers. I have sometimers disease.
"Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn..
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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The west wasn't won with a registered gun.
If things improve with age, I'm nearly MAGNIFICENT
"To HELL with the Prime Directive...FIRE!"
Too stupid to know what I'm involved in.
Help the economy today...Go out and Buy something!
The words we use can compound our problems.
Guess????? retain files, or any other key to refo
Give me Jazz, Classic or Rock, but not cRap.
Meaningless quotes a specialty.
We are the Knights who say, "Neep!"
Drive defensively, buy yourself a tank.
SET DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.
Immortality consists largely of boredom.
Fanatic: Can't change his mind; won't change the subject.
Some people say I should keep my ????????? mouth shut!!!!
IBM - Making tomorrow's mistakes TODAY!
Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff.
SMOREPLAY: What Smurfs do before they smuck.
Have you uploaded clip art today?
I invented dehydrated water, but I didn't know what to ad
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Pieces of eight, pieces of nine...Awk parrotty error!
All's well that ends.
No matter where you go ... There you are.
Its nice to do nothing and then rest afterwards.
Those who are prospering do not argue about taxes.
Don't follow this message too closely!
"I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
Toot. Tee. Toot. Toot. - Mike hums to lame jazz music
Punch Farr: Vulcan S&M
Is Darth Vader YOUR father, too?
Make like, the birds and flock off.
As I told you before, I never repeat myself.
I found my thrill on Blueberry (Anita) Hill.
Rush is an obnoxious twit. I know, he's at all the meetin
sdnah ruoy no emit hcum oot evah uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
Ever wonder how deep the ocean would be if sponges didn't
We are the most intelligent planet on earth" - Dan Quayle
IF WINDOWS$="Useful" THEN HELL$<32F
Confucius say: "Man who put head in dryer bound to get so
?retteb notroN ro slootCP Is
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Doctor, what are you and the Captain doing? ? Data
Girlfriend & dog assimilated...reward for return of dog.
We'll try to keep the dog off your lawn.  Sisko
Ignisecond - Moment after locking the door, realizing the
Now, witness the power of this FULLY operational Tagline!
I don't do Windows. -- Bill Gates' housekeeper.
Do well, hear of it never. Do ill, hear of it forever.
jects.
My God .... it's full of stars!
One hand cannot applaud.
And now, my head will implode. [SCHULMPFH]
Sacred cows make good hamburgers!
As long as its not a _glass_ eye...
A lie that can be passed off as truth becomes truth.
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN!!!!!!!!!!! - Pauly Shore
Little boats should keep near the shore.
Indecision is the basis of Flexibility.
To Baldly go where....where did my hair go?  Picard
Let yourself go! No one wants you.
Oxymoron: Perhaps Certainly.
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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"I removed that obnoxious female user from my BBS,", Tom
Make like, peanut butter and jam.
Make a wish, it might come true.
The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning alarm.
I was thirteen before I realized cows weren't blurry.
Distrust the obvious, suspect the traditional.
Could you hold off a vampire with a sunlamp?
At 19, everything is possible; tomorrow looks friendly.
If he has his pants down then he probably is a Democrat.
The only proven aphrodisiac is money.
He's Teflon brain (nothing sticks).
The decontamination unit called. Your socks are clean.
It just goes to show you, its always something.
Don't eat yellow snow.
Does anybody have a ";" Reminder key?
Make like, a Gaussian surface and get the flux out of her
Oxymoron: Tech support.
Liberal Tactic #10: If all else fails, quit in a huff.
Just moving fast is not the same as getting somewhere.
This *used* to be an anti Windows, er, pro-OS/2 tagline :
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"Eureka!" said Archimedes to the skunk.
I suffer from C R S ... Can't remember sh-t
I want my, I want my, I want my XRS! howmanycharactersdoyouthinkyoucanfitintoonetaglineanyway?
This *is* my costume.
Politically correct term for 'Zombies' is Bill Clinton.
If I could, I would, but I can't, so I won't
Hey! This is just like the REAL world!
Go away or I'll taunt you a second time!
Hello, my serial number is?@??????@?
Corvette, the ultimate of ultimates
Raptor ? The ultimate game of Skill and Survival.
Sanity Is A State Of Mind And I Moved Out Of State.
Tag. You're it!
Think much, speak little, and write less.
I am not a pornographer. I don't even own a pornog
Readers beware: I don't know what I'm saying.
Librarian Party: Bring your own books and beer.
Sign outside the brothel reads: Your pleasure is our busi
OFFLINE 1.50 "If at first you don't succeed, blame it on
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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It's 10pm, do you know where your tagline is?
I wonder how humanity managed to survive?
ARJ -? > PRN ? New novel from James Clavell
A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.
End of Message - Stop reading.
No matter how you slice it, it's still a golf ball
This message was written in the Key of H-Flat.
The man on top walks a lonely street.
Nuke'm til they glow, then shoot'em in the dark!
Gawd I love blondes. NOT!
_NOW_ I understand!
Comp Scis have bigger hard disks.
Truncate (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, Lorena"
TYNH ? "Windows is the only OS I'll ever need" - Joe Sieg
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Boys will be boys, & so will some middle-aged men.
Squeeze me gently. I'm under a LOT of pressure.
I can't remember which taglines are mine and which I stol
If anyone approaches with intent of doing you good, run.
Attitude adjustments $29.95. Alignment extra.
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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man!
CD-WOM, Wead onwy memowy.
If you can't speak softly, just use the stick.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the tsunami hit.
Reality: Crutch for people who can't read science fiction
I don't have a solution but I do admire the problem.
...MODEM....a deterrent to phone solicitors.
File Not Found. Smack USER and retry. <G>
Help! I'm addicted to taglines!
Don't mind me, I've just lost my mind.
Oh that? I was playing leap frog with a unicorn.
I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD<
I've seen the truth and it makes no sense.
Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fisherme
We all have our darker side. We need it...
Run like hell!
The best way to refold a map is differently.
In case of dire emergency read manual.
If it works ,rip it apart & find out WHY !
GROWL the SNORT GRUMBLE possessed GRRRRRR bbs ROOAARRR!
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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Emergency repair procedure #1: Kick it.
From The Valley of The Dulls - Lehigh Valley,
"Bother", said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
For THIS I bought a computer?
Confused? Call Counselor Troi 1-900-NCC-1701: $1.95/min
RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS
Rush Hour is an oxymoron!
REALITY is for everyone 'cept Liberals...!
Put all your eggs in one basket, and WATCH THAT BASKET!
?tagline?
Fundamentalist Christianity: Please help find the cure.
Lorena Bobbit's Circumcision Service - open 24 hours.
Is the Sysop looking? No? Great, now I ca...NO CARRIER
One thing's perfectly clear, Clinton doesn't drink draft
Use Windex On Your Windows
Save pennies. Make your own bullets!
Bigamy is one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.
I've seen you before. Milk carton?
Duke Nukem 3D ? Why don't YOU try saving the world someti
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Boldly going forward because we simply can't find reverse
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
I need everything; do you have it??
Be vewwy vewwy quiet ... I'm hunting for tagwines!
I show a clear pattern of unpredictability.
I forgot to buy some more memory again...
He has too many lice to feel an itch.
?'m ??t ?ld ?'m ?hr???l?g??ll? ?h?ll??g?d.
It is the "pon farr" -- the time of mating.
Are we there yet Papa Smurf??
Pockalanche - Perpetual action where items fall out of a
All politics is based on the indifference of the majority
It works better if you plug it in.
Hoist a green beer...or a green milkshake, which every ap
The dough stops here.
Keep your words soft and sweet, in case you have to eat t
I  my dog,  my cat, and I don't  baby seals. Have a 
Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
*** <- Tribbles === <- Dissected tribbles.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
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OOPS! I gotta go, here comes my keeper!
If at first you don't succeed, fake it!!
If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!
Tom: May I just remind you to BITE ME?!
All this significance - what does it mean?
This isn't a holodeck, darling, this is real. ? O'Brien
Hi June, how's the beaver?
Raptor ? The ultimate game of Skill and Survival.
"Remind me to thank John for this lovely weekend." - Ian
Please go away.
?h? ? ???? m???M ?? ??g
Old computers never die, they just become video games.
Nutrasecond -The few seconds of pleasure before the after
A reasonable man accomplishes nothing.
He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
NOT a dittohead.
A game: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego's luggage?
Shit Happens.
So much Work, so little Time; lets go get a beer.
At least a toad can eat what bugs him.
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A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices.
DEEP HURTING plus FANTASYLAND: Now playing at the White H
My haystack had no needle!
Oxymoron: A truthful Republican.
Polaroid: What a polar bear gets from sitting on ice.
"Honey?" is that what you call this bee barf?
* BCSUTI Version 1.0
Nothing vouchered, nothing gained.
Stupid People shouldn't breathe
Dead, huh? Well, that's one less thing. ? Beverly
O'Toole's Commentary: Murphy was an optimist.
Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.
Chelsea Clinton: Dad, meet my new steady...Rush Limbaugh!
Welcome to Deep 13, formerly Gizmonic Institute
I'd love to, but my uncle escaped again.
Mr. Scott, energize. Hey! Where'd that pink bunny come f
Tyrannical moderators are jokes. Don't be a joke.
Not now, Kato.
The heart is not a logical organ.
Hey, my (fill in the name) won't connect with anything at
--- hpt/lnx 1.9.0-cur
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I h atemy Space b ar.
Set Phrases on Pun
So it's my birthday. Big deal!!
Oxymoron: Vulcan Sentimentality.
Dogs crawl under fences, software crawls under Windows.
Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.
If $$$ doesn't grow on trees, why are they green?
This tagline self-destructs when U <ENTER>
Van Roy's Law: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking
Oops! You found another "Undocumented Feature!"
"Socialism and Nazism is the same." - Adolf Hitler
Please change the channel...
Are we supposed to be having fun yet?
Frag, frag, frag, till her daddy takes her shotgun away!
Sorry, not tonight. My hair hurts.
!CAUTION! Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space!
BORG IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Infinite Cubes.
D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?
We now return to "Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid" - Tom
"But, Mom, I hate my little sister." " Shutup and eat you
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Surprise due today. Also the rent.
Here Fido, Fetch. Get the stick Fido. Stick, Dumb Fido!
Open some Windows and let some Fresh air in....
Mr. Potato Head meets the Veg-o-matic
Famous words, "Trust me, I'm a consultant."
Official Teen Echo Jester (By appointment of Sir Jimmy th
If It's Bug Free, It's Time to Make Changes.
I have a mind like a steel...uh...thingamajig...
Password:
If you love something set it free, if it doesn't come bac
Oxymoron: Odd Irony.
Homo sum; humani nihil a me alienum puto.
Oxymoron: Down Escalator.
I'd better make like a hockey player and get the puck out
Good greeeeef, what kind of tagline is that anyhow?
Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds.
Cat Game #6: fit into the smallest space possible.
I'm a 10th generation A.I. holographic computer. I'm not
We have two ears and one tongue, use them likewise.
Is it me or does noone care about punctuation here
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Don't overestimate the decency of the human race.
Remember when safe sex used to mean putting the car in Pa
Fr?he Weihnachten und ein G?tes Neues Jahr -German Christ
The words we use can compound our problems
Any given program will expand to fill available memory
Blake Stone ? If reality is what you want... play DOOM.
All in good time...
I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
If you get up one time more than you fall you will make i
Was Jimi Hendrix's Modem A Purple Hayes?
The Bible doesn't need to be rewritten, it needs to be re
FILES=1 BUFFERS=0 FCBS=SAYWHAT BREAK=GIVE_ME_ONE
It's Late. Go To Sleep.
Reality is for people who can't handle BBSing
I told Juan Valdez to get his ass out of my pantry.
Life is a collection of low-probability events.
Are we live or on tape?
This tagline left blank to avoid Clinton tagline tax!
(Unregistered)
Oxymoron: Race walking.
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Cyranno Blues - Brief depression after finding late mail
Fill'em up with ZIP standard sir? No, ARJ premium please!
I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
It was all so different before everything changed.
"The more RAM you have, the better", MRim Tech Support.
Married politicians DO IT to wife and country!
That was ZEN -- this is TAO
I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.
Choose your friends, allow your enemies to choose you.
Acting is the art of keeping the audience from coughing.
The Clinton Administration: Taxation Without Hesitation.
Drag the Joneses down to your level. It's cheaper.
Tagito ergo sum (I Tag, therefore I am).
Bush Borg  The economy is irrelevant.
A philosophy that can be put in a nutshell, belongs there
"I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
Boys will be boys, & so will some middle-aged men.
Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
My rubber duck keeps sinking...
Press all the keys at once to continue...
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Eternity? Straight ahead, turn left at infinity.
All this and brains, too!
Take a minute to BEAT your Moderator.
CAUTION! Man with tools.
This is my tag,there're many like it,this one is mine.
Oh Tasha, See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me!
This is a test tag.
Tonka buys out Toyota, no changes expected. News at 11.
It's time for you to go down the #&)@$%#)% stairs!
OFFLINE 1.52 "Error in Virtual Reality Simulator Control
For Sale. Eight puppies from a German Sheppard and an Ala
I'm the NRA, and if I can't vote twice, I'll shoot you.
One man cannot summon the future.
My baby she wrote me a letter...
Hold the Mayo.
OFFLINE 1.41 * We don't need no steenking tag lines...
Oxymoron: Private e-mail.
STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP! Park elsewhere!
College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return.
Tell me now, before I spend 20 dollars on drinks.
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Best for a case of nerves is a case of beer.
I'm BETAzoid. See? Here's the tape...
A tagline a day keeps the moderator away.
ROTT ? Hey! If you want it easy, play DOOM.
This ?? tagline has ?? a lot of ?? bugs in ?? it ...
Tagline fever is the primary symptom of the Blue Wave epi
Packets 'n' readers 'n' doors, oh my!
Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rul
Sure you can trust the government! Ask the Indians.
Happy as a Pig in Mud!
Precinct toilets stolen! Police have nothing to go on.
This message will self destruct in 5 seconds...5..4..3..2
Have you ever wondered why they call it "Bangkok"?
The dough always stops over there.
PeeWee Herman....Aw, why beat a dead horse..<grin>
Cow with 2 legs missing = Lean Beef.
Be consistent - but don't do it all the time.
Make like, a tree and leave.
MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2
My GOD Jim, its a BBS, not a doctor...
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Taglines R Us (January Clearance Now In Progress!)
PANIC!!! 4) Frantic search for the guilty 5) Punishment o
Home of DOORLIB, the QB45 "DOOR LIBrary"
This won't hurt, I promise.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion... FREE!
Oxymoron: Civil War.
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer...
Gary Trudeau for President!
I come in peace.
Tips: Wages we pay other people's hired help.
Coffin not available. Press F10 to cremate
Don't use no double negatives.
I'll respect animal rights if they sign the Constitution.
A re-edit a day keeps those nasty moderators away!
Its fatal to be appreciated in one's own time.
...and in between are the doors.
Let me just patronize you a bit - Crow
Jesus is coming back, and boy, is he ticked!
Betcha Bo don't know SALT!
Cat? I had a cat once, kinda tasted like chicken
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Freedom is a hard-bought thing - A gift no man can give.
Beer and women: Two of God's best gifts to mankind.
I'll just nip out and shoot myself.
CAUTION! Sexually Active Area. Protection must be worn a
Pervish cooking -- true culinary delight.
The most harmful error has not yet been discovered in you
Humor always plays very close to the hot fire of truth.
DEFINITION: COBOL- Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Langua
Bushido does not mean what it sounds like.
If I had my way, I'd have all of them shot!
Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
Dumb v2.0: Upgrade from stupid.
I challenge you to a tagline duel.
After all is said and done, more is said then done
Oxymoron: Vegetarian chili.
The PS/2 Model 30-286 was designed on a Monday
It's so cold here that even the ice cubes are shivering!!
Red giant seeking white dwarf for binary relationship.
He compresses the most words into the smallest ideas.
One kid I put thru college, the other I put thru a wall.
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Terminally clueless!!
Tuba or not tuba?
"Begin the day with a friendly voice.": Rush
I'm in total control, but don't tell my wife.
One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.
? ?Qu?? ?
Vesele' Va'noce a s~t~astny' novy' rok! -Czech Christmas
Help stamp out unfriendly conference moderators!
See the Future; See OS/2. Be the Future; Run OS/2.
BEING from another planet, I didn't have much to do - Tom
Put the cat out? Didn't know it was on fire.
(A)bort (R)etry (T)hermonuclear Re-education
I am the root of some evil... send some money.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
Biggest security gap -- an open mouth.
SQWERTY -- Child sized Keyboards
Envy is thin because it bites but never eats.
Honestly officer @TO@, I've never seen that Tagline befor
It's not a Mystery Reader anymore.
????? Pumpkin teeth...
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Don't know your A:\ from a hole in the ROM?...
GOD is Real... unless declared as an Integer
This message is everywhere at once.
Oxymoron: Silken Bonds.
I've used this particular tagline 346 times.
Sacred cows make good hamburgers!
If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!!
Harpo of Borg: honk ho
NO, NO, Nurse! I said 'prick his Boil!' Ouch!!
Sushi--known to the rest of the world as "Cut-bait."
Reduce CO2 Emissions - Stop Breathing!
Pepsi signs Lorena Bobbitt as the new "SLICE" spokesperso
Progress implies a direction.
Moderators - I guess everyone has to get off welfare some
I can resist everything/anything except temptation
"I said a BUD LIGHT." - J. d'Arc
An ass thinks one thing, his rider another.
"The only thing I enjoy is tormenting you." - Odo (to Qua
"It matters not so much what you sing, but why..."
I can't come back. I don't know how it works!
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Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.
From the Desk of the Happy Hacker...
Rush:"If I can't misquote it, I don't want it."
Help! Help! A BBS is eating my computer! HELP!!!
He who is henpecked may lend an ear to other chicks.
I never liked you, and I always will
To err is human - To Assimilate BORG!
Hoooow much is that Blooonde in the window!?
Trombonists do it in seven positions.
Tagline? What's a tagline?
Coffee and EchoMail are my favorite things in the morning
Please change the channel...
"Bother", said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground.
I just keep my eyes closed and hope the best
Promote kiddy porn & kid killers...join the ACLU.
Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.
Originator out of cigarettes: Taglines may become irrati
Vegetarians eat vegetables-Beware of humanitarians
Things are always at their best in the beginning. - Pasca
Say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?
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In any case = In any box ???

BEER.CAN not found, USER.EXE not loaded <<

If you bow at all, bow low.
PRESS RETURN FOR NEXT MESSAGE
Warning! Moderators send off-topic notices. Warning!
SCSI = Software Geek Full Employment Act of 1991
"One good thing about the apocalypse: always plenty of pa
**FLASH** Everready Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
"He's dead, Jim. Cripes! Only 73? & a box of Tic Tacs!"
Have you played T.A.G. lately?
I know where the Second Foundation really is!
CAMARO: Can't America Make A Real One?
Two cans, Per man, Per day, Perhaps
"So, do you live around here often?" s.w.
Caution: Slow Children at Play!
This discussion is hanging by a thread.
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
He's dead Jim. You get his tricorder, I'll get his wall
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An ounce of pretention's worth a pound of manure...
My computer practices Binary Bisexuality!
Make like, a tomato and ketchup.
Hit ALT-H for free D/L credits? Ok!!! #+&+^% NO CARRIER
It's always darkest when the light bulb has blown.
Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love yo
General Failure reading Tagline.
Precious, they steals the taglinesss.
Thief wanted for Adventure. Apply with Gandalf the Grey.
Some folks feel that beauty times brains is a constant.
Do something unusual today. Pay my phone bill.
The famous politician was trying to save both his faces.
See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline
I gotta bad feeling about this...
Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!
If it's not true, it's quite easily found.
The west wasn't won with a registered gun.
Drain bamage? No thanks, I already have some.
ASM - For those who want to think almost like a computer,
The universe is laughing behind your back
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The Sex Maniacs Guide - by Rippernickerszov
LUCIFERnet raising HEll coast to coast!
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire ...
Old computers never die, they just become video games.
My foolish parents taught me to read and write.
"Barney = Satan... I have proof!" - S.W., SCN-Net
Don't worry. We're on a mission from God.
I have a ? YEN ? for things like that
Accelerate your P.C.! (like, say... 9.8 m/s^2?)
Don't feed the hand that bites you.
War is never imperative.
Oxymoron: Systematically at Random.
Never say you know a man until you have divided
!enilgaT siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH
In politics. an absurdity is not a handicap. - Nap
It's over when the fat lady sits on your face.
My foot's alseep. I wonder what it's dreaming about?...
No tax collector will ever enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
I can't be out of money! I have checks left!
Excuse me for butting in. But, I'm interrupt-driven.
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Jeff...
A woman's only a woman, a good cigar's a smoke.
I'm not worthless! I can always serve as a bad example!
"Duke Nukem 3D will be extremely violent." - George Brous
This message is everywhere at once.
Smile! It makes people wonder what you're up to.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it
If ET married Peter Cetera, would he then be ET Cetera ?
This tagline protected by an attack cat.
A Qmodem is a happy modem!
Don't panic.
If I didn't know now what I didn't know then
Dragonslayer needed. Immediate position available.
Saying this, we say what's been handed down.
I use Windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my ...
This note edited for the ironically impaired.
If anyone has an idea why do I this, keep it to yourself
Famous last words: "Go ahead Lorena, I dare you!
move along folks... just an off-topic message... nothing
I don't mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
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I used to be a terrible flirt, but I'm much better at it
I am NOT and animal! NOT!
Opposing action systems do not execute simultaneously.
Study of the Glutius Maximus - By Ben Dover
"Thus conscience does make cowards of us all," -- Hamlet
Antlers in the Tree Tops by Who Goosed the Moose
Everywhere You Look...(at least around my office)
I'll have two brains on drugs with bacon, toast and juice
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
Do not believe in miracles - rely upon them.
I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less
Dogs crawl under fences, software under Windows.
Hello, I am part number ??????????
God is Pro-Life.
This tag is old, wore-out, and stolen 325 times!
Incorrect..please try again...
PC's --- the junk bonds of the computer industry.
At Intel, quality is job .99999999563
During sex I fantasize I'm someone else -- Richard Lewis
Floppy disk - A disk that flops
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I'm Homer of Borg. You will be.....ooooh Donuts!
REAL Sysops disconnect the Speaker!
Shill: Guy who loses $2000 at a table, & leaves smiling.
...as American as English muffins and French toast.
A mechanics worst nightmare...
We came, we saw, we BBSed.
Tessie, the Porshe 959 of Offline Reader Editors!
I come unbundled.
Reversing entropy is everyone's business.
PATH=C:\LESS\TRAVELED
I'm making this up as I go along.
Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them
Beer bellies = great waist.
Let yourself go! No one wants you.
Nollaig Shona Duit -Gaelic/Irish Christmas
From the law offices of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe...
Is a PC a symbol of Immaculate Contraption?
If there was a nuclear bombing, would I be alive to care?
"Go 'head and steal my tagline... it flatters me."
If you're feeling good, don't worry; you'll get over it.
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"Wee?"
D.A.M.N. = Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia.
We are always the same age inside.
<BOOM!> ACME Exploding Tagline...5....4....3...<BOOM!>..
Don't have a Pentium, spent everything on girlfriend
Gawd I love blondes. NOT!
Draw from your fine command of language and say nothing.
We have the right to survive!
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
I don't drink water, says Soleil LaPierre. Fish f**k in
Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors.
It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.
Health is the slowest rate at which one can die.
"The answer is 42."
Spackle that drive...
I'm a modemer and I'm OK, I post all night and I s
"Keep trying. We need to find out more about A Tagging we
Please don't kill the messenger.
Pigmy: Canadian slang for Pass the backbacon eh!
WALT DISNEY didn't die, he's in suspended animation
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I didn't vote for Clinton--or for her husband.
"The Balm of Gilead, the Rock of Ages, you are Jehovah!"
Tho{jad of the Just-Happy-Enough-To-Piss-Everyone-Else-Of
It stinks more every time you run over a skunk..
Nepotism is fine as long as you keep it in the family.
He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
Confucius says that man with four balls cannot walk!
No executive ever devotes any effort to proving himself w
The buck doesn't even slow down here!
Famous Last Words: Only had a couple beers; gimme my car
Notice how Carter and Clinton are both Bills????
Welcome to hell -- here's your copy of Windows
Bastards do have a redeemable feature: mortality.
Doug: Limbless man beside a hole in the ground
Bad command. Bad, bad command. Sit! Staaay....
Apogee Software ? The Height of Gaming Excitement
I [HEART] MY [DOGHEAD] -- Enigmatic Bumper Sticker
Oxymoron: Escort GT.
And after we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a.
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Set free the bears! And the pandas!
Official host of the OFF-TOPIC conference.
DON'T throw away your 2? words. I collect them!
"I am not a crook," Mr. Nixon said resignedly.
Oxymoron: A Catholic WASP
If it works, don't fix it!
<swoosh> Oh honey! <swoosh> I want you! <swoosh> "NOT now
Inquiring minds couldn't care less!
Always take aim at the Tidy Bowl Man.
Everyone is gifted. but some open the package sooner.
THINK! or THWIM!
Did you know 90% of all pig skins in Oz are used to hold
Make like, a cheerleader and split.
id Software ? You ?eta QUAKE!
Software Creations ? If it's not here it's not worth havi
Oxymoron: A compassionate Republican.
Were going to make you IBM compatible HAL
I am Moderator of Borg. Your topic is irrelevant.
All politics is based on the indifference of the m
Now, witness the power of this FULLY operational Tagline!
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Three can keep a secret, if two are dead...
New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
My Biscuits are Burnin'! - Yosemite Sam
Here is my fist, please run towards it very fast.
Happy is the child whose father died rich.
Security, confine Ensign Stude to the brig.
OFFLINE 1.50 "The backup's not over 'til the fat table s
My name is Dave Rhodes. In September 1988 my car was repo
TV advertising is the rattling inside a swill bucket.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more th
"His bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space!"
head.
Oxymoron: Macintosh Computer
...Don't Sweat The Petty Things, Pet The Sweaty Things...
NC Beach Bum Here!!
Watch out! There's a tagline pirate about!
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is futile.
Use the Force, Luke.
Energy! +39.2.341248 +39.2.3492783. Why be normal?
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shin (n.) - device for finding furniture in the dark.
That's all Folks
Beauty is often in the thighs of the beholder.
I'm pushing 60, and that's enough exercise for me.
"So, @FN@, what size jumpsuit do you wear?" "Mmmmm......"
Make like, a hockey player and get the puck out of here.
Most important languages for getting into programming tod
Hell hath no pizza (probably no Thai restaurants, either)
Gutta cavat lapidem non vi, sed saepe cadendo.
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines!
Do you trust your ROM to make decisions?
"Scotty! Beam me aboard!" "Aye sir! Will a 2x4 do?"
Movement To Ban Silly Tag Lines; Send donations to:
Good morning! Is an opinion, not a greeting.
Here today, dawn tomorrow.
She seems almost lifelike - Crow
Keyboard is unattached. Press F10 to continue
Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me
Savador Dali:Surreal Killer!
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If you want it done right, forget Microsoft.
A day without sunshine is like a night.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
And there was much rejoicing.
Insufficient disk space, abandon all hope here and now.
Nothing positive ever came from a negative thought.
I like work... I can sit and watch it for hours.
Please wash your monitor after reading this message.
Of course I'm sure the above is a simplification.
Next time I will try English.
Life is 10% what you make it and 90% how you take it.
Doctor who? It's the Doctor!
Ma always did say that I had a screw loose.
Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff.
Shakespearecomm...transmits up to 14,400 bard
Success of those we dislike proves that luck exists. =POLICE=TAGLINE==DO=NOT=CROSS==POLICE=TAGLINE==DO=NOT=CRO
The easy way is always mined.
This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 32 days.
One atom bomb can ruin your whole day
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